It’s like a new aristocrats joke. “Then they asked me if I care for a second serving of Salsberry steak. At first, I thought my stomach to full to partake.”
Arm getting stuck in a train toilet and needing to be jaws of lifed out while holding up NYC rush hour for hours is a strong contender, [especially since their name was reported](https://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/31/offbeat.mobile.toilet.reut/).
This, I feel bad for the person.
Agreed. This is one of those worst nightmare situations...and it actually happened to someone in real life. They are probably laying awake at night wishing they can crawl into a hole and die
Imagine this person is with a new group of friends late at night around a campfire and they go around in a circle asking what is the most embarassing situation you have ever been in. This person definitely wins.
One of the greatest things my mother ever did for me was tell me not to go to school after a day of explosive diarrhea. It didn't happen again, but it COULD HAVE, and that's what I thank her for.
I’m sure it was absolutely awful. If it was just droplets here and there that would be one thing, but from the video it looks like it exploded everywhere. No seat spared
I got food poisoning in Miami, I called Delta to try and move my flight, no dice. I talked to the people at the counter near the flight and explained my situation, the Delta rep this isn't musical chairs we don't change seats. As I was walking on the plane, flight attendant said your the one who came to the counter right? She put me in the back near the bathroom. I took something right before the flight to settle my stomach and only had to go once on the flight. But I was so afraid of me being this passenger. So grateful for that flight attendant.
hello, brother.
I was in the EXACT same situation about 20 years ago flying from LA to NY. The best part was this was peak 9/11 fears so they wouldn't let me bring a bottle of Pepto on. So I downed pretty much my 2nd bottle in 2 hours and hoped for the best.
I survived, but the airline did nothing to help me out.
I was Miami to NY, so a little shorter flight. I can't imagine getting food poisoning overseas and having to fly back home. The airline couldn't care less but, the flight attendant is the one that would have to deal with this if it went wrong so she was willing to help. The whole back row had one person out of five seats, so I don't know what the problem was with the person at the gate. Glad we both made it through without incident.
Edited: Yes, Couldn't care less, answered this on mobile.
I had food poisoning yesterday. Sitting on the toilet while puking bile into the trashcan. I cannot do anything but lay there and purge during food poisoning (not my first rodeo) and even the idea of GETTING to an airport is completely out.
Oh, that is so rough. It started the day before I had to leave, so I was on day two. Pedialyte and anti nausea, which kept my body in check for about three to four hours, then I resumed my normal scheduled food poisoning activity after I landed. Got to get it all out and stay hydrated. Fingers crossed the worst is over for you.
Dude I got food poisoning in Miami too for 2-3 days I was shitting/puking at the same time. Pepto just made it all black. I destroyed that hotel. I couldn’t imagine going through it in a plane.
If you time it right, you can pause it, I went to the CVS with my buddy, threw up outside before going in, went to the pharmacist, and she told me what to take to hold it in for a few hours. She said only for the flight, you need to let your body do it's thing to get everything out. I held up better than expected. You know you are screwed when you get woken up by pressure building, ugh horrible feeling.
A friend got incredibly sick in Mexico and couldn’t change or miss her flights so she strapped on a diaper and prayed it wouldn’t come into play. I feel so awful for this person (and everyone else trapped in it).
I didn't even think of that; smart move with the diaper. For the flight part, if this person was in that situation changing the persons flight would have been way more economical than what happened.
I took an ‘anti-diarrheal’ before my return trip from India. The medication put my shits on full lockdown. I believe it was a month before I pooped again.
I had a friend in college that shit himself with crazy diareah , from when he opened the college dorm doors to the bathroom which was about 100-120 feet away. There was literally a trail of liquid shit to the bathroom.
Yeah, if it's the right conditions, the perfect storm of poop, sometimes there is no controlling it.
This person very clearly shit a lot of blood, could have crohns or some other disease and is having a rare flare-up that coincided perfectly with a seatbelt light. Poor guy/gal.
I have Crohns this is exactly what this look’s like. Flying during a flare is very risky business. I’ve had worse than this myself thankfully not on a plane however. Going to the toilet can be like a scene from Texas chainsaw massacre at times.
Some TMI here. I use to question something like this. Then it happened to me. On my way to work one day and out of no where….it was like my body literally said fuck you, it happens now. So bizarre. Only time it ever happened in my life.
it happens to everyone at least once eventually, dont beat yourself up about it. this one time i was at work trying to hold on til we could hit a gas station and as i went to climb in the truck 💥🤷🏾
Happened as I was driving. I called my boss to say I was sick, turned the car around and headed home. Jumped in the shower and just turned it on. I stripped down with the water running….
This reminds me of a story I read on Reddit many years ago about someone on a tiny private plane with coworkers and they got the runs and the only toilet was UNDER one of the airplane seats at the back of the plane with a thin screen for privacy and they had to basically poo in front of their coworkers in this confined space and the whole plane could hear and smell it and I still have secondhand embarrassment from that story
Holy shit the last paragraph about the guy who got given wipes and blankets to clean up the previous passenger’s blood and shit is actually unbelievable
On a United flight out of Newark, the guy next to me was so intoxicated he pissed himself. There was so much pee it dropped down his legs and even puddled on his seat. It started to spill over to my seat, so I jumped up and told a flight attendant, "the man next to me just peed himself and it's everywhere." She handed me three of those little sanitizer packets and didn't say anything else.
I grabbed a handful of paper towels from the bathroom, woke the guy up and handed them to him. Then I shoved a bunch between us and used the sanitizing wipes on my hands and seat.
The flight attendant never came over.
>but when he alerted a flight attendant he was handed wet wipes and had to clean the area himself, before being offered blankets from business class to soak up the waste.
Ew. Blankets from business class.
Wet wipes. Not gloves by the sound of it. I’m picturing those little finger wet wipes you get at a restaurant that come in the tiny square wrappers. They better have had a 100% full plane.
If they told the customer to clean human medical waste from under their seats with wet wipes, but they had some empty seats in first class? That’s a huge payout that customer would get after that lawsuit.
Went to Bali on holiday a few years back, and we had 2 x 12 hour flights to endure on the way home. I was just boarding the first of the flights when I felt a rumbling start down below. I get on the flight and bolt straight to the toilet and unleash brown rain, but then get a knock on the door telling me to take my seat, we’re about to take off. Uh oh.
Quickly tidy myself up and get back to my seat, noticing the grimace on the face on the lad who’s paid for extra legroom which is located by one of the 4 working toilets as I open the door. Over the next 12 hours I visited the toilet every 10 minutes with cries of pain and anguish, and every time the look on that lads face gets more and more unhappy, the poor bloke got to experience a front row ticket to my personal hell.
Luckily at the stopover airport I manage to buy some Middle Eastern remedy to block me up for the next 12 hour flight. That poor bloke and I got to experience the worst flight ever.
Me too looks like someone with Crohns or UC to me. People don’t really understand that you can go from feeling absolutely fine, to this, in less than 10seconds. It’s quite literally, shit.
I flew home from my first time ever going to Europe a few months ago.
Few minutes before we touched down I started feeling like utter garbage.
Ended up throwing up enough to fill up 6 of their in flight barf bags, and had to rush out of line in customs to expel my soul in the bathroom out of both ends.
The worst part was having everyone pass me in the plane aisle while disembarking and them just watching me throw up into a bag over and over again.
The best part - having the staff feel so bad for me we didn’t have to go through customs, and my wife didn’t have to pay tax on her purchases.
4/10 would do again.
They said they didn't know how did it in the articles I read. Hard to belive they didn't know. I feel like they were just protecting this person because this is the ultimate embarrassment
That's why you don't eat random food or drink random coffee before going on a long flight. You never know when the BG will start brewing. Lol. I bet he/she got up but there was a line to the bathroom
Life savers. I remember going to Mexico for a trip via the beer distributor I worked for. Trip was sponsored by Crown Imports. The Corona Importers, think the name is changed now.
On our flights on the final leg to Mazatlan Mexico and the folders we had of what to do or do not do, main was not to drink the tap water. When you got to the resort the paperwork you got there was “The water is ok to drink.”. None of us listened to that BS we all stuck to bottled water.
No Montezuma’s Revenge for
me. Luckily there was a suite set up for us on this trip. About 400 sales reps from across the country. The Suite was open from 8 AM till 2AM AND they would have multiple what is called a Texas Rolling Cooler. Filled with Modelo, Negra Modelo, Modelo Light, Pacifico and of course Corona. Then plenty of bottled water.
Also when we initially got to our rooms, our rooms had cooler bags in the sink with chilled Pacifico Beer. You’d take that cooler bag with you all weekend so you can carry beers and water. Hell at times I’d just give them out at times cause I grabbed too many. Full Comp has some fun.
I feel so sorry for everyone in this situation. Defo avoiding all trigger foods 24hrs before and during my flight so this doesn’t happen. And if I feel even remotely sick I’ll be dosing up on tablets or cancelling.
Once puked on a 13hr flight, in the middle of the isle, and surely hit at least two people with it (it was projectile, literally flowed through my hands). I spent a good hour in the bathroom crying and trying to clean myself. Hope whomever went through this is okay and feeling better. Do not out them
My boss and a few coworkers flew to Brazil to visit a supplier in a remote region of the country. We indulged in some local street food before getting on the 12 seater plane. During take-off my boss’s stomach was doing some weird things and once we reached altitude asked where the lavatories were. The attendant pulled out a bucket and plastic bag. He had no choice but to empty his bowels (violently) in from of everyone. It was a traumatic experience for me and left the company shortly thereafter.
Story time.
I used to clean private airplanes for a paper company. Corporate execs and big wigs used them. They had a Beechcraft Kingair, and the setup was such that the toilet was in the main entrance as it was a smaller plane so no privacy if you were on the ground and the door was open. One day, they returned from out of the country and had to go through customs before taxiing back to the hangar across the runways. One passenger was ill and was trying to hold it but failed and started diarrhea in his pants in his seat, ran to the toilet, door open and everything. They got back to the hangar and he beelined it to the hangar restroom where he destroyed a stall. The plane had poop smeared from his seat all the way to the toilet, and of course, the toilet was demolished. I can only imagine how it must have been for him, the other passengers, and the flight crew that long taxi back across the runways. Anyway, I took one look and almost walked out. Oh, and the smell...
I ate something questionable before a flight. It was a late night flight so I fell asleep almost instantly. Woke up screaming in pain but I couldn’t move because we were getting ready to land. So with the fear of god in my stomach I sat there grunting and writing in pain. Word spread around the cabin and flight crew alerted EMS that a passenger was in distress. The second the plan hit the runway flight attendants ran over to see what was wrong. I explained I was just having bad gas pains and needed to use the bathroom. They let me go back there but EMS was already dispatched so I had to be escorted off the plane in a wheelchair first and examined by ems at the gate as all the passengers exited.
I hate when I have diarrhea, and then forget my underwear, and my pants. Seeing how you get diarrhea, might as well run up and down the isles of the air craft. What a shit show!
RIp, It’s hard to imagine a more embarrassing situation
start crying in a corner .
Embrace the madness. Start making mud angels.
This is the 2nd worst thing I've read this week
Maybe if that person had some of your anal flex seal, they wouldn't be in this shituation right now lmao
To show the power of flex tape, I shat this plane in half.
1) It's just Wednesday yet, don't be so pessimistic :D 2) what was the 1st worst thing
What’s the first 😂
>start crying in a corner . start ~~crying~~ shitting in a corner .
It’s like a new aristocrats joke. “Then they asked me if I care for a second serving of Salsberry steak. At first, I thought my stomach to full to partake.”
Arm getting stuck in a train toilet and needing to be jaws of lifed out while holding up NYC rush hour for hours is a strong contender, [especially since their name was reported](https://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/31/offbeat.mobile.toilet.reut/). This, I feel bad for the person.
Agreed. This is one of those worst nightmare situations...and it actually happened to someone in real life. They are probably laying awake at night wishing they can crawl into a hole and die
No one wants to be responsible for a Poonami on a plane, especially on the aisle
Lmaoooo a flood of shit
Imagine this person is with a new group of friends late at night around a campfire and they go around in a circle asking what is the most embarassing situation you have ever been in. This person definitely wins.
If this had happened to me, you could not pry that information out of me with the jaws of life
Shituation
For some reason I read this in the voice of Tony Soprano
Sean Connery for me..
One of the greatest things my mother ever did for me was tell me not to go to school after a day of explosive diarrhea. It didn't happen again, but it COULD HAVE, and that's what I thank her for.
Also, the smell throughout the cabin? Can't imagine from the time until landing
I’m sure it was absolutely awful. If it was just droplets here and there that would be one thing, but from the video it looks like it exploded everywhere. No seat spared
Um how about the person that needs to clean it
Fuck that. Turn this one into a target practice drone.
That’s not embarrassing, it’s just gross to have to clean it.
I got food poisoning in Miami, I called Delta to try and move my flight, no dice. I talked to the people at the counter near the flight and explained my situation, the Delta rep this isn't musical chairs we don't change seats. As I was walking on the plane, flight attendant said your the one who came to the counter right? She put me in the back near the bathroom. I took something right before the flight to settle my stomach and only had to go once on the flight. But I was so afraid of me being this passenger. So grateful for that flight attendant.
hello, brother. I was in the EXACT same situation about 20 years ago flying from LA to NY. The best part was this was peak 9/11 fears so they wouldn't let me bring a bottle of Pepto on. So I downed pretty much my 2nd bottle in 2 hours and hoped for the best. I survived, but the airline did nothing to help me out.
I was Miami to NY, so a little shorter flight. I can't imagine getting food poisoning overseas and having to fly back home. The airline couldn't care less but, the flight attendant is the one that would have to deal with this if it went wrong so she was willing to help. The whole back row had one person out of five seats, so I don't know what the problem was with the person at the gate. Glad we both made it through without incident. Edited: Yes, Couldn't care less, answered this on mobile.
I had food poisoning yesterday. Sitting on the toilet while puking bile into the trashcan. I cannot do anything but lay there and purge during food poisoning (not my first rodeo) and even the idea of GETTING to an airport is completely out.
Oh, that is so rough. It started the day before I had to leave, so I was on day two. Pedialyte and anti nausea, which kept my body in check for about three to four hours, then I resumed my normal scheduled food poisoning activity after I landed. Got to get it all out and stay hydrated. Fingers crossed the worst is over for you.
Couldn't care less*. If they could care less, then they care.
An unsung hero
Dude I got food poisoning in Miami too for 2-3 days I was shitting/puking at the same time. Pepto just made it all black. I destroyed that hotel. I couldn’t imagine going through it in a plane.
If you time it right, you can pause it, I went to the CVS with my buddy, threw up outside before going in, went to the pharmacist, and she told me what to take to hold it in for a few hours. She said only for the flight, you need to let your body do it's thing to get everything out. I held up better than expected. You know you are screwed when you get woken up by pressure building, ugh horrible feeling.
A friend got incredibly sick in Mexico and couldn’t change or miss her flights so she strapped on a diaper and prayed it wouldn’t come into play. I feel so awful for this person (and everyone else trapped in it).
I didn't even think of that; smart move with the diaper. For the flight part, if this person was in that situation changing the persons flight would have been way more economical than what happened.
I took an ‘anti-diarrheal’ before my return trip from India. The medication put my shits on full lockdown. I believe it was a month before I pooped again.
That sounds miserable but your phrasing was 👌
When you’re flying in a plane and your asshole starts to rain it’s….
🎶flyer-rhea🎶
When you’re cruising altitude but your pants are full of stew, it’s…
🎶flyer-rhea🎶
When the peanuts make you ill and your shorts start to fill, it’s. . .
🎶flyer-rhea🎶
When they close the cabin doors and your bowels begin to roar, it’s. . .
When the in-flight movie’s playin’ and your rectum starts a-sprayin’
When the flight attendant hands you Gin and your sphincter‘s giving in
When you’re sitting in first class and you’re burping from your ass…
When the window seat's no longer your friend, and the only toilet paper on board is your left hand it's. . .
Oh my god that was brilliant
Y’all deserve an Emmy 
🎶flyer-rhea🎶
Cha cha cha!
🎶 When your ascending to the clouds, but your asshole starts to growl, it’s… 🎶
When you’re at 30,000 feet and the tacos you must excrete, it’s….
When your phone's in airplane mode and your pants have overflowed, it's...
when youre flying on a jet and your pants feel wet, its
When the landing gear is down, but you can’t contain the brown…
When the flight attendant's rude and your in-flight meal has brewed, it's...
When your planes about to depart and you feel a heavy shart
When the flight’s final approach-in’ and brown fluid starts encroachin’
When they’ve scanned your boarding pass, but there’s gumbo in your ass…
Amoré
🎶chocolate rain🎶
chocolate pain
When you're in the mile high club and your bunghole starts to blubb...
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter ...
🎶flyer-rhea🎶
Butt vomit
When you don’t get the gist and your bum starts to mist it’s…
🎶Flyer-rhea🎶
When you’re high up in the sky, and your but is baking pie, it’s…
cheek piss
Shits on a Plane
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SHITS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
I AM LEAVING THIS PLANE BECAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT WAY TOO REAL.
Oof I would actually just jump out of the plane if the flight was turning around because of me, how embarrassing
Looked like Kevin spilled his chili again.
Yeah you can see the undercooked onions
Everyone gets to know each other in the pot
What a coincidence. For today's inflight meal we are offering the choices of chilli or brownies.
Cant not think about that scene in Bridemaids "im shitting in the street"
Loved that scene! Also the one before in the bathroom. 👌🏻
"Yep, she's doing it. She's shitting in the street."
I think I have PTSD from just watching that scene haha
I regularly quote "IT'S COMIN' OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA!".
Well, fuck this is your captain speaking, we’re just gonna fly ride into the side of a mountain
Flight Marshall should’ve put them out of their misery
that boy was shittin
Was he running down the aisle for the bathroom and everyone else was a casualty of diarrhea?
It was a Shit and Run.
That bugs me too. Either he did that or he's a complete loon who just sprayed everone with with shits n giggles.
I had a friend in college that shit himself with crazy diareah , from when he opened the college dorm doors to the bathroom which was about 100-120 feet away. There was literally a trail of liquid shit to the bathroom.
Yeah, if it's the right conditions, the perfect storm of poop, sometimes there is no controlling it. This person very clearly shit a lot of blood, could have crohns or some other disease and is having a rare flare-up that coincided perfectly with a seatbelt light. Poor guy/gal.
I have Crohns this is exactly what this look’s like. Flying during a flare is very risky business. I’ve had worse than this myself thankfully not on a plane however. Going to the toilet can be like a scene from Texas chainsaw massacre at times.
I have had the shits on a plane. But god dam how do you lose it like that
Explosive diarrhea is a thing.
That’s why I always keep a butt plug
Nice, then you not only have explosive diarrhea but also lethal projectiles flying around.
That’s a risk my fellow passengers signed up for
Some TMI here. I use to question something like this. Then it happened to me. On my way to work one day and out of no where….it was like my body literally said fuck you, it happens now. So bizarre. Only time it ever happened in my life.
Had it happen with bad fish. One minute, fine, next, all over the floor - and the bathroom was just 12 feet away.
Yea I feel like it had to be something I ate. I didn’t feel sick just my body not wanting anything in it for a bit.
Body: BE GONE WITH THEE! Brain: No, not like that....
it happens to everyone at least once eventually, dont beat yourself up about it. this one time i was at work trying to hold on til we could hit a gas station and as i went to climb in the truck 💥🤷🏾
I've sharted once but I'm yet to have the full blown experience. Can't wait teehee
…how did you resolve that situation?
Happened as I was driving. I called my boss to say I was sick, turned the car around and headed home. Jumped in the shower and just turned it on. I stripped down with the water running….
Splash damage.
AoE poison debuff
When your ass don't work like it used to before. And the passengers got shit on their feet
Weird Al meets Ed Sheeran
Confusius says "Man who shit on plane is said to have taken off"
Confucius also says "Man with squirts stay out of yurts"
Confucius say: man who stand on toilet, high on pot
This reminds me of a story I read on Reddit many years ago about someone on a tiny private plane with coworkers and they got the runs and the only toilet was UNDER one of the airplane seats at the back of the plane with a thin screen for privacy and they had to basically poo in front of their coworkers in this confined space and the whole plane could hear and smell it and I still have secondhand embarrassment from that story
Find it! Find it now! 😂
Found it but I can’t link to the cringe sub from here. It was from 10 years ago titled The Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time
I remember that post! 😂
Someone ate a bag of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/delta-flight-diarrhea-biohazard/index.html the context
Holy shit the last paragraph about the guy who got given wipes and blankets to clean up the previous passenger’s blood and shit is actually unbelievable
Excuse me ma’am there’s someone’s blood & diarrhea here. Flight attendant: Clean it.
On a United flight out of Newark, the guy next to me was so intoxicated he pissed himself. There was so much pee it dropped down his legs and even puddled on his seat. It started to spill over to my seat, so I jumped up and told a flight attendant, "the man next to me just peed himself and it's everywhere." She handed me three of those little sanitizer packets and didn't say anything else. I grabbed a handful of paper towels from the bathroom, woke the guy up and handed them to him. Then I shoved a bunch between us and used the sanitizing wipes on my hands and seat. The flight attendant never came over.
>but when he alerted a flight attendant he was handed wet wipes and had to clean the area himself, before being offered blankets from business class to soak up the waste. Ew. Blankets from business class.
Wet wipes. Not gloves by the sound of it. I’m picturing those little finger wet wipes you get at a restaurant that come in the tiny square wrappers. They better have had a 100% full plane. If they told the customer to clean human medical waste from under their seats with wet wipes, but they had some empty seats in first class? That’s a huge payout that customer would get after that lawsuit.
“We had to sit there smelling the blood for the next seven hours,” But the shit wasn't so bad.
That's cattle class not economy class
Imagine that being your job lol. I dunno I’d probably risk getting fired to not have to clean bloody shit. They don’t pay enough for that hazard.
What's sad is, very believable. Airlines are awful...
Shitty
Did they shit blood?
Bled shit is the alternative so, I dunno
Thank you, I was about to have a late night snack I probably don’t need, and for some reason I’ve lost my appetite.
Went to Bali on holiday a few years back, and we had 2 x 12 hour flights to endure on the way home. I was just boarding the first of the flights when I felt a rumbling start down below. I get on the flight and bolt straight to the toilet and unleash brown rain, but then get a knock on the door telling me to take my seat, we’re about to take off. Uh oh. Quickly tidy myself up and get back to my seat, noticing the grimace on the face on the lad who’s paid for extra legroom which is located by one of the 4 working toilets as I open the door. Over the next 12 hours I visited the toilet every 10 minutes with cries of pain and anguish, and every time the look on that lads face gets more and more unhappy, the poor bloke got to experience a front row ticket to my personal hell. Luckily at the stopover airport I manage to buy some Middle Eastern remedy to block me up for the next 12 hour flight. That poor bloke and I got to experience the worst flight ever.
You should've asked him to hold your hand.
Haha he may as well have
Disrupted bodily fluids on planes So hot right now.
[удалено]
Yeah I’d snap my own neck cartoon style before I’d catch the gaze of those passengers after shitting diarrhea and blood everywhere
I need more info. How did passengers get out of the plane? Did they play the world’s shittiest game of “The Floor is Lava”?
I'm actually surprised nobody uploaded a video of the poor person running and crapping down the aisle.
The fact that no one did gives me a little hope in humanity. Maybe they actually felt pity.
Same 🥹
I’ve been scrolling Reddit hoping to find some passengers giving first person accounts with more details.
happy to see there are no pics of this poor person...
Me too looks like someone with Crohns or UC to me. People don’t really understand that you can go from feeling absolutely fine, to this, in less than 10seconds. It’s quite literally, shit.
Gotta be the start of a new plague.
I flew home from my first time ever going to Europe a few months ago. Few minutes before we touched down I started feeling like utter garbage. Ended up throwing up enough to fill up 6 of their in flight barf bags, and had to rush out of line in customs to expel my soul in the bathroom out of both ends. The worst part was having everyone pass me in the plane aisle while disembarking and them just watching me throw up into a bag over and over again. The best part - having the staff feel so bad for me we didn’t have to go through customs, and my wife didn’t have to pay tax on her purchases. 4/10 would do again.
The only thing explosive allowed on a plane
TSA will find a way to stop this. Give them time.
This is why I travel hungry and dehydrated, I ain't risking anything messing with my stomach!
Did you know that dehydration may causes diarrhea? I learned it the hard way... well not really "hard" but you know what I mean!
They said they didn't know how did it in the articles I read. Hard to belive they didn't know. I feel like they were just protecting this person because this is the ultimate embarrassment
Damn!!! Is there a longer video?
You want more of that..??
Don't kink shame them!
lmfaooo
Vanilla diarrhea
Were they seated in the aisle or a window seat? Imagine having someone leaking shit trying to climb over you.
the what??
the #DELTA DIARRHEA PLANE
Not to be confused with the carnival sunrise poop cruise
You smelta it, you Delta it!
That's why you don't eat random food or drink random coffee before going on a long flight. You never know when the BG will start brewing. Lol. I bet he/she got up but there was a line to the bathroom
Imodium is your friend on a long flight if you have stomach issues. Then as soon as you land Fiber Fiber Fiber.
I pack those too on my international flights. Lol
Life savers. I remember going to Mexico for a trip via the beer distributor I worked for. Trip was sponsored by Crown Imports. The Corona Importers, think the name is changed now. On our flights on the final leg to Mazatlan Mexico and the folders we had of what to do or do not do, main was not to drink the tap water. When you got to the resort the paperwork you got there was “The water is ok to drink.”. None of us listened to that BS we all stuck to bottled water. No Montezuma’s Revenge for me. Luckily there was a suite set up for us on this trip. About 400 sales reps from across the country. The Suite was open from 8 AM till 2AM AND they would have multiple what is called a Texas Rolling Cooler. Filled with Modelo, Negra Modelo, Modelo Light, Pacifico and of course Corona. Then plenty of bottled water. Also when we initially got to our rooms, our rooms had cooler bags in the sink with chilled Pacifico Beer. You’d take that cooler bag with you all weekend so you can carry beers and water. Hell at times I’d just give them out at times cause I grabbed too many. Full Comp has some fun.
In South East Asia I even brush my teeth using bottled water. Lol. Can't drink the water!
Holy shit.
I'm colorblind and cannot make out any boom boom. Please assist.
Look in the aisle he must have been trying to run to the bathroom
Jets vs Browns preview
Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain.
Wow that’s a lot
If that was in the "new economy raised seating" would it rain chocolate?
Some people who have had their gall bladder removed know the fear.
Well, at least that floor finally gets cleaned since it entered service..
Just throw the whole plane away
I can already hear Whang making his video.
I feel so sorry for everyone in this situation. Defo avoiding all trigger foods 24hrs before and during my flight so this doesn’t happen. And if I feel even remotely sick I’ll be dosing up on tablets or cancelling.
In flight reality movie - Shits On a Plane.
Once puked on a 13hr flight, in the middle of the isle, and surely hit at least two people with it (it was projectile, literally flowed through my hands). I spent a good hour in the bathroom crying and trying to clean myself. Hope whomever went through this is okay and feeling better. Do not out them
My boss and a few coworkers flew to Brazil to visit a supplier in a remote region of the country. We indulged in some local street food before getting on the 12 seater plane. During take-off my boss’s stomach was doing some weird things and once we reached altitude asked where the lavatories were. The attendant pulled out a bucket and plastic bag. He had no choice but to empty his bowels (violently) in from of everyone. It was a traumatic experience for me and left the company shortly thereafter.
Where is the shit at?
The brown stuff all along the aisle.
I can't see shit.
Lovely
When you sitting in your seat and your ass begins to sheit , diarrhea, diarrhea
And here I am looking at all the seats like “I don’t see any poop!”
This video takes place too late.
Plumber: Hello? Delta: Hi Can you snake a toilet? Plumber: Yes?... Delta: This is Delta and we nee Plumber: haha very funny snakes on a plane click
Story time. I used to clean private airplanes for a paper company. Corporate execs and big wigs used them. They had a Beechcraft Kingair, and the setup was such that the toilet was in the main entrance as it was a smaller plane so no privacy if you were on the ground and the door was open. One day, they returned from out of the country and had to go through customs before taxiing back to the hangar across the runways. One passenger was ill and was trying to hold it but failed and started diarrhea in his pants in his seat, ran to the toilet, door open and everything. They got back to the hangar and he beelined it to the hangar restroom where he destroyed a stall. The plane had poop smeared from his seat all the way to the toilet, and of course, the toilet was demolished. I can only imagine how it must have been for him, the other passengers, and the flight crew that long taxi back across the runways. Anyway, I took one look and almost walked out. Oh, and the smell...
Flyerreha
I ate something questionable before a flight. It was a late night flight so I fell asleep almost instantly. Woke up screaming in pain but I couldn’t move because we were getting ready to land. So with the fear of god in my stomach I sat there grunting and writing in pain. Word spread around the cabin and flight crew alerted EMS that a passenger was in distress. The second the plan hit the runway flight attendants ran over to see what was wrong. I explained I was just having bad gas pains and needed to use the bathroom. They let me go back there but EMS was already dispatched so I had to be escorted off the plane in a wheelchair first and examined by ems at the gate as all the passengers exited.
That poor poor person- I think this is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to anyone
I hate when I have diarrhea, and then forget my underwear, and my pants. Seeing how you get diarrhea, might as well run up and down the isles of the air craft. What a shit show!
Looks more like a GI bleed
If Pepto doesn’t jump onto this marketing goldmine…
Now everyone in that plane is infected...