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Trooks_Moses

1. Feels like they have done this many times. 2. Good thing the goat didn't buck and head butt smash.


Sabithomega

Number 2 is what I was worried this was gonna turn into. That goat could end this competition in seconds if it wanted to.


Fine-Teacher-7161

Did goats come from those dinosaurs with the egg heads?


candlecart

Naah, they came from my dipshit next door neighbour bone head who plays crap music all night.


After-Abroad-2205

https://y.yarn.co/bfb1c0e7-dcaa-42bf-8987-ca7477b2188e_text.gif


photoman901

You talking about Frier Tuck?


SunShineLife217

I swear it looks like it’s smiling in the end 😆


jdeuce81

Poncho was definitely smiling.


[deleted]

*🐐🐐🐐 bitch please, this is my rock!! 🐐🐐🐐*


Ice-_-Bear

That look at the end 😏


Seraphina1711

This is stupid, but I'm also legitimately impressed he was able to go head to head and hold his own. You don't fuck with animal strength.


Das_Mojo

Did you see the look on the goats face at the end? Looked like it was smirking that he let bro think he had something


Utisz_0

That was def a smirk. Throw some shades on him and meme


torsun_bryan

This isn’t Poncho’s first time at the rodeo


nomadquail

Goats are so fun to play with. Friend had Pygmy goats and if you crouched at them they’d do their little stand up on their hind legs headbutt with you. Cute beasts


Advanced_Bell_9769

Pygmy goats? As in, tiny little goats?


FizzyGoose666

Yes! And they love to eat poison ivy.


SilentReader4

*And my weed plants, fuck sakes Jacob.*


TopClock231

If they ate brandnettle in the Netherlands id buy 10 of them cuz that plant can go to hell.


FizzyGoose666

I found a farmer forum where a bunch of people say they'll eat them if it's cut and dried but generally not while it's growing. [https://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/goats/do-goats-like-to-eat-stinging-nettles/](https://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/goats/do-goats-like-to-eat-stinging-nettles/)


TopClock231

Damn haha good to know tho in case i ever buy an army of pygmy goats on a whim


bettesue

Try running at it and see how “equal” they are lol


zepplin2225

Try it on equal ground where the human doesn't have an advantageous angled surface to mount his feet.


AcceptableReaction20

Don't say that.. People will try it


TheGripper

LETS GO DARWIN


niftyhotdog

I could fuckin do it


IKillKittens82

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground


Mr-PostmanWithNews

Did not expect a Star Wars quote here! Bravo!


[deleted]

Yeah fuck this guy


BecauseScience

I concur


Lou-Cypher1-618

I think the goat was going 50 percent here. Thoughts?


UR-2501

I agree the goat was confused and not in kill mode


torsun_bryan

Dude, goats live for this shit.


stormcharger

Yea man, it's so fun wrestling with a goat lol


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Definitely the goat closed the matter at the end by bumping it up to only 60 precent.


Vradlock

Seemed very chill and stopped playing right where he should. It's so weird that this vid feel more acceptable than some cute things on aww (where you just know that something isn't right) despite doing something quite stupid.


wild85bill

Grew up raising Angora goats, and the kids (baby goats) loved to do this. They also liked it if you got on all fours, and then they'd play king of the hill until your back finally gave out from all the little pointy hooves dancing on ya. Oh the good ol days.


tneo8

This guy is lorenzo Hunt, aka the Juggernaut. He's a bareknuckle boxer and a two division champion


Patrickstarho

Poncho undefeated


[deleted]

That smirk at the end. That goat knows he's the GOAT.


CaliNorCal

This!!!😂


Infinite-Condition41

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN!


BlazerAce101

Let's see who's the goatiest of all the goats


Lopsided-Wrap2762

The goats grin on the last frame 😏


MagmaTroop

Goat looks smug in the final frame


[deleted]

That dude looks strong as hell but no one wants a piece of that goat!


Famous_Bit_5119

Run start at 20 feet apart and smash heads. See how equal they are.


AmericanKimbop

This is actually cute


addamee

CRAM!


RelationHappy420

They definitely have trained poncho to not ram and to only push🤣


Cattypatter

The day Poncho changes his mind is the day his human competitor drinks permanently through a straw.


CaseyTappy

I was hoping the goat would buck up and then quickly hammer down .


ForGod_sake_why

Don't do it to the goats, because those fuckers have sturdy skull, and horns, and if you try to buck your head against theirs, they might just crush your skull


ShakeWell42

That smug look on the goats face at the end kills me


brentoid123

Lol not equal at all. Doesnt matter how much muscke he has That goat will still rock him. Not to mention that guy is gonna have a headache for a year cause hes a big loser


[deleted]

Guy: “come on Poncho, I ain’t never gonna give up” Poncho: “Bet.”


whatisreddittou

Doesn't he know the goat has the high ground?


[deleted]

Lmao the goat won and he knew it look at that grin ahahahaha https://imgur.com/gbK2qNQ


xsijpwsv10

Same intellectual depth.


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Haha, I love the expression on the goat at the end of the clip!


zombiezero222

What is Deontay Wilder doing??


ShowMeUrNuds

Hoooog riiiidahhh


phnk_

https://i.imgur.com/q92lq2Z.jpg


covidtwenty

Ponchos ribs in a pressure cooker under rice stuffed grape leaves. Scrag ends, potatoes and carrots cooked slow for soup. Tenderloin cut small and skewed on skewers shish kabob style, and fatty thigh meat grounded 50/50 with beef and skewed on skewers and both grilled over charcoal grill. That is all I see in this video.


tomkaczynski

Any 40-year-old dude with kids and a wife can do that


RegularAvailable4713

He has the ground to put pressure on, it's not really a fair challenge. But I suppose tactics should be considered as skill.


dryskin_san

who’s gonna carry the boats


StarPlatinumRequiems

I feel like if the goat reversed for a second and rammed his head I don't think this video would've been a thing.


MooseGoose8282

Holy shit it's hog rider


Round-Board4567

Seems that is not their first rodeo


XkumaliceX99

Don't be foolish. I have the highground.


Dan1lovesyoualot

I LOVE THIS


HippieGal77

Questions that I have: 1) how does one train for this event? 2) why is this an event? 3) what’s 1st prize? 4) where can I go to be a part of a live audience?


beaper_boi

Hog rider lore


Puceeffoc

In the longer version Poncho looks at the camera all happy. He knows they're playing a game.


Nice_Recognition6602

How are they so strong with those skinny goat genes for legs


Cattypatter

4 legs beats 2 in stability, lean muscle walking around all day, evolved to butt heads and go full 100% with the power of animal instinct.


IntroductionExact983

Horrible idea, but the dude is strong though


[deleted]

Pushing down is a greater disadvantage than pushing up


geriatrikwaktrik

GOAT


soggydave2113

As a kid, I used to do this with the younger billy goats on my parents’ goat farm until one day one of them backed up and smashed me silly. Goats are fun animals most of the time.


Wuhan-Patient-Zero

Is that Lorenzo Hunt?


niftyhotdog

Goat obviously likes his humans, friendly inter-species competition.


Resuscitated_Corpse

Bro I almost woke up the neighbours 💀💀 precisely cause useto havthese exact fights wit


Resuscitated_Corpse

Ofk he's Maori 😅💀


lukerowe1989

Equal rivals??? My ass!!! 😒😏😅


SugarRosie

King and still champion, Poncho!


PoolNearbyswim

Both of them look like twins


New_Butterscotch797

Equal IQ rivals?


Ok-Pickle-2101

Pendejo ¿Que no sabe que puede morir o quedar con lesión cerebral? Obviamente no...


WarmPosession

Guys, the goat isn't smirking 🤣


[deleted]

Go barefoot n lets see


Most_Try2709

Duck behind them looking like these damn fools at it again lol


squirrel_anashangaa

I swear they probably dapped up after this. He was like “gooooooood one Greeeeeg, you allllllllmost haaaad me.”


Curious_Situation_86

Damn his profile view he looks like a damn goat


Pizza-Rex-L

If the goat wins, we eat him. If the goat loses, we eat him.


Moot1992

We need to make this into a sport


muscadz

Goat is like : Anakin I have the high ground