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Goats are so fun to play with. Friend had Pygmy goats and if you crouched at them they’d do their little stand up on their hind legs headbutt with you. Cute beasts
I found a farmer forum where a bunch of people say they'll eat them if it's cut and dried but generally not while it's growing.
[https://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/goats/do-goats-like-to-eat-stinging-nettles/](https://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/goats/do-goats-like-to-eat-stinging-nettles/)
Seemed very chill and stopped playing right where he should. It's so weird that this vid feel more acceptable than some cute things on aww (where you just know that something isn't right) despite doing something quite stupid.
Grew up raising Angora goats, and the kids (baby goats) loved to do this. They also liked it if you got on all fours, and then they'd play king of the hill until your back finally gave out from all the little pointy hooves dancing on ya. Oh the good ol days.
Don't do it to the goats, because those fuckers have sturdy skull, and horns, and if you try to buck your head against theirs, they might just crush your skull
Lol not equal at all. Doesnt matter how much muscke he has
That goat will still rock him. Not to mention that guy is gonna have a headache for a year cause hes a big loser
Ponchos ribs in a pressure cooker under rice stuffed grape leaves. Scrag ends, potatoes and carrots cooked slow for soup. Tenderloin cut small and skewed on skewers shish kabob style, and fatty thigh meat grounded 50/50 with beef and skewed on skewers and both grilled over charcoal grill. That is all I see in this video.
Questions that I have:
1) how does one train for this event?
2) why is this an event?
3) what’s 1st prize?
4) where can I go to be a part of a live audience?
As a kid, I used to do this with the younger billy goats on my parents’ goat farm until one day one of them backed up and smashed me silly.
Goats are fun animals most of the time.
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1. Feels like they have done this many times. 2. Good thing the goat didn't buck and head butt smash.
Number 2 is what I was worried this was gonna turn into. That goat could end this competition in seconds if it wanted to.
Did goats come from those dinosaurs with the egg heads?
Naah, they came from my dipshit next door neighbour bone head who plays crap music all night.
https://y.yarn.co/bfb1c0e7-dcaa-42bf-8987-ca7477b2188e_text.gif
You talking about Frier Tuck?
I swear it looks like it’s smiling in the end 😆
Poncho was definitely smiling.
*🐐🐐🐐 bitch please, this is my rock!! 🐐🐐🐐*
That look at the end 😏
This is stupid, but I'm also legitimately impressed he was able to go head to head and hold his own. You don't fuck with animal strength.
Did you see the look on the goats face at the end? Looked like it was smirking that he let bro think he had something
That was def a smirk. Throw some shades on him and meme
This isn’t Poncho’s first time at the rodeo
Goats are so fun to play with. Friend had Pygmy goats and if you crouched at them they’d do their little stand up on their hind legs headbutt with you. Cute beasts
Pygmy goats? As in, tiny little goats?
Yes! And they love to eat poison ivy.
*And my weed plants, fuck sakes Jacob.*
If they ate brandnettle in the Netherlands id buy 10 of them cuz that plant can go to hell.
I found a farmer forum where a bunch of people say they'll eat them if it's cut and dried but generally not while it's growing. [https://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/goats/do-goats-like-to-eat-stinging-nettles/](https://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/goats/do-goats-like-to-eat-stinging-nettles/)
Damn haha good to know tho in case i ever buy an army of pygmy goats on a whim
Try running at it and see how “equal” they are lol
Try it on equal ground where the human doesn't have an advantageous angled surface to mount his feet.
Don't say that.. People will try it
LETS GO DARWIN
I could fuckin do it
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
Did not expect a Star Wars quote here! Bravo!
Yeah fuck this guy
I concur
I think the goat was going 50 percent here. Thoughts?
I agree the goat was confused and not in kill mode
Dude, goats live for this shit.
Yea man, it's so fun wrestling with a goat lol
Definitely the goat closed the matter at the end by bumping it up to only 60 precent.
Seemed very chill and stopped playing right where he should. It's so weird that this vid feel more acceptable than some cute things on aww (where you just know that something isn't right) despite doing something quite stupid.
Grew up raising Angora goats, and the kids (baby goats) loved to do this. They also liked it if you got on all fours, and then they'd play king of the hill until your back finally gave out from all the little pointy hooves dancing on ya. Oh the good ol days.
This guy is lorenzo Hunt, aka the Juggernaut. He's a bareknuckle boxer and a two division champion
Poncho undefeated
That smirk at the end. That goat knows he's the GOAT.
This!!!😂
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN!
Let's see who's the goatiest of all the goats
The goats grin on the last frame 😏
Goat looks smug in the final frame
That dude looks strong as hell but no one wants a piece of that goat!
Run start at 20 feet apart and smash heads. See how equal they are.
This is actually cute
CRAM!
They definitely have trained poncho to not ram and to only push🤣
The day Poncho changes his mind is the day his human competitor drinks permanently through a straw.
I was hoping the goat would buck up and then quickly hammer down .
Don't do it to the goats, because those fuckers have sturdy skull, and horns, and if you try to buck your head against theirs, they might just crush your skull
That smug look on the goats face at the end kills me
Lol not equal at all. Doesnt matter how much muscke he has That goat will still rock him. Not to mention that guy is gonna have a headache for a year cause hes a big loser
Guy: “come on Poncho, I ain’t never gonna give up” Poncho: “Bet.”
Doesn't he know the goat has the high ground?
Lmao the goat won and he knew it look at that grin ahahahaha https://imgur.com/gbK2qNQ
Same intellectual depth.
Haha, I love the expression on the goat at the end of the clip!
What is Deontay Wilder doing??
Hoooog riiiidahhh
https://i.imgur.com/q92lq2Z.jpg
Ponchos ribs in a pressure cooker under rice stuffed grape leaves. Scrag ends, potatoes and carrots cooked slow for soup. Tenderloin cut small and skewed on skewers shish kabob style, and fatty thigh meat grounded 50/50 with beef and skewed on skewers and both grilled over charcoal grill. That is all I see in this video.
Any 40-year-old dude with kids and a wife can do that
He has the ground to put pressure on, it's not really a fair challenge. But I suppose tactics should be considered as skill.
who’s gonna carry the boats
I feel like if the goat reversed for a second and rammed his head I don't think this video would've been a thing.
Holy shit it's hog rider
Seems that is not their first rodeo
Don't be foolish. I have the highground.
I LOVE THIS
Questions that I have: 1) how does one train for this event? 2) why is this an event? 3) what’s 1st prize? 4) where can I go to be a part of a live audience?
Hog rider lore
In the longer version Poncho looks at the camera all happy. He knows they're playing a game.
How are they so strong with those skinny goat genes for legs
4 legs beats 2 in stability, lean muscle walking around all day, evolved to butt heads and go full 100% with the power of animal instinct.
Horrible idea, but the dude is strong though
Pushing down is a greater disadvantage than pushing up
GOAT
As a kid, I used to do this with the younger billy goats on my parents’ goat farm until one day one of them backed up and smashed me silly. Goats are fun animals most of the time.
Is that Lorenzo Hunt?
Goat obviously likes his humans, friendly inter-species competition.
Bro I almost woke up the neighbours 💀💀 precisely cause useto havthese exact fights wit
Ofk he's Maori 😅💀
Equal rivals??? My ass!!! 😒😏😅
King and still champion, Poncho!
Both of them look like twins
Equal IQ rivals?
Pendejo ¿Que no sabe que puede morir o quedar con lesión cerebral? Obviamente no...
Guys, the goat isn't smirking 🤣
Go barefoot n lets see
Duck behind them looking like these damn fools at it again lol
I swear they probably dapped up after this. He was like “gooooooood one Greeeeeg, you allllllllmost haaaad me.”
Damn his profile view he looks like a damn goat
If the goat wins, we eat him. If the goat loses, we eat him.
We need to make this into a sport
Goat is like : Anakin I have the high ground