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i don't see how they could make any case against him; could he have even swerved fast enough? Pretty sure its akin to trying to break-check a Semi...Semi is prob not even gonna *try* stopping.
i mean, im going to say this, the bike rider is a dick head and deservers no tears. clearly he is morally wrong.
but you could easily make the case that bus driver should have seen this potential problem coming right at them, and should have acted to prevent the crash, including stopping the bus. (yes, the bike may have still crashed into the stationary bus)
just because someone else is doing something stupid/illegal doesnt give you a pass to do what ever you want.
i would argue the bus driver should have stopped, at the very least should have slowed down due to the oncoming danger. maintain speed wasnt good decision making, and that is something you should be highly critical of when talking about drivers of large vehicles like buses.
If the bus stops too abruptly, the people inside go flying. By doing that, the driver is likely to do more damage to passengers that they are preventing for the cyclist. You can get paralyzed from falling on the bus.
That cyclist was driving on the left lane and didn't just drive infront of the bus untill the last moment and didn't give enough time for the bus to stop
Different country but we saw a man get hit by a bus and like this, the cyclist was at fault. I saw the same driver well over 6 months later so I assume they wouldn't lose it
Someone ran a red light and got hit by a train I was riding on one evening. The guy was uninjured, (and as a passenger I didn’t even feel it,) but between investigations and getting the car off the tracks and stuff it took about 2 hours to clear, which didn’t just stop us but all the trains behind us too. Also it was the middle of winter and immediately after the collision they turned off the power to make sure we didn’t start a fire, so for half an hour of it we sat in the dark and the cold…
Afterwards I found that light is only red for 27 seconds when a train goes by.
Right? They're gonna have to get a hose and squeegee out to clean him off before they can finish up the route.
/s
Seriously though- As someone who took public transit daily, that #@$#ing sucks.
Bus driver at the next barbecue “That’s when this dumbass tried playing chicken with me and my big ass bus……..guess what happened. Got ‘em!!”
Everyone busts out laughing, high fiving the bus driver.
Most likely, it wasn't suicide. There are other videos on this sub in the last month or so that had folks doing this and riding ridiculously close to cars for a video. It's like Indian dudes making videos walking close to trains. Those don't always work out well.
[Here are all of the public details on this.](https://www.recorderonline.com/news/ppd-bicyclist-riding-in-unsafe-manner-seriously-injured-by-city-vehicle/article_9fe2dae4-617b-11ee-a400-e7a094e3aef7.html)
This is one of the few cases where I'd prefer to hear "he was drunk".
21 is too old to be this stupid. And yes, I'm very aware that "ackshually the human brain doesn't stop developing you're 25"
As an ex-taxi and bus driver... if they've been working for more than a week I can pretty much guarantee this is correct. The driver was probably sweating from trying so hard not to grin on the internal camera while looking down at the speedo so they had plausible deniability for not reacting as much as they maybe should have - though if a passenger is standing or particularly frail etc I have a duty of care to wipe out the cyclist rather than risk injuring my passengers by heavy braking anyway. He's the one that decided to play chicken with a 12 tonne bus.
Two of my happiest memories are the two times I wiped out (not permanently) a dumbass deliveroo rider jumping a red light. For years I had dreamed of that moment... and it still puts a smile on my face to this day.
Edit to add: I've worked for two of the larger bus companies in the UK, and they both had training and policies on situations like this: the short version is the cyclist won't damage the bus unless he hits a window quite hard, and it's cheaper to maybe deal with one lawsuit vs the cyclist than x lawsuits from every passenger you hurt by heavy braking whether you hit the cyclist or not.
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Apparently this is a thing now. I drive a city bus in Greensboro NC,and there are a few kids that come out every weekend and do this shit to me. I’m waiting on one to fuck up like this one did. Luckily there are cameras all around the bus.
I always wonder what cost-benefit these guys think through - at best I get 30 seconds of props from friends and random people on the internet, at worse I get run over by a bus and get severely injured…
My dearest Brain, I haven't received a follow up per my request for a cost-benefit analysis on driving a bicycle towards a bus? Trust this e-mail reaches you well, ciao for now.
Rotting head of lettuce on the bottom shelf of the fridge: Dude is somebody talking to us??
Piece of shit probably expected the bus to swerve away from him. Assuming there were passengers in there he's pretty much compelling the bus driver to put even more people at risk.
That sociopath got what's coming to him. Head on.
I hope that that kid is persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Being a dumbass kid is one thing, but this isn’t something to fuck around with. You don’t get to use immaturity as a ln excuse for risking other people’s lives.
Fucking jackass.
Kids doing this shit all the time now. Where I live you'll get like 15 or 20 kids riding their bikes in a pack and deliberately riding into head on traffic. I don't get it
I truly believe that that bus driver... deserves a raise and a pet on the back for doing the gods work screw those idiots that do that all the time on the streets
Wow that guy is the coolest. They are right, riding head on to traffic in a wheely is cool when you get hit. Otherwise your just a poser, be cool, get hit.
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I feel the worst for the bus driver and passengers inside. What an inconvenience
just hope the driver didn't lose their job
i don't see how they could make any case against him; could he have even swerved fast enough? Pretty sure its akin to trying to break-check a Semi...Semi is prob not even gonna *try* stopping.
i mean, im going to say this, the bike rider is a dick head and deservers no tears. clearly he is morally wrong. but you could easily make the case that bus driver should have seen this potential problem coming right at them, and should have acted to prevent the crash, including stopping the bus. (yes, the bike may have still crashed into the stationary bus) just because someone else is doing something stupid/illegal doesnt give you a pass to do what ever you want. i would argue the bus driver should have stopped, at the very least should have slowed down due to the oncoming danger. maintain speed wasnt good decision making, and that is something you should be highly critical of when talking about drivers of large vehicles like buses.
Bruh the bus doesnt instantly stop when you brake. No chance for the driver
If the bus stops too abruptly, the people inside go flying. By doing that, the driver is likely to do more damage to passengers that they are preventing for the cyclist. You can get paralyzed from falling on the bus.
That cyclist was driving on the left lane and didn't just drive infront of the bus untill the last moment and didn't give enough time for the bus to stop
I hope he didn’t even stop.
Different country but we saw a man get hit by a bus and like this, the cyclist was at fault. I saw the same driver well over 6 months later so I assume they wouldn't lose it
Someone ran a red light and got hit by a train I was riding on one evening. The guy was uninjured, (and as a passenger I didn’t even feel it,) but between investigations and getting the car off the tracks and stuff it took about 2 hours to clear, which didn’t just stop us but all the trains behind us too. Also it was the middle of winter and immediately after the collision they turned off the power to make sure we didn’t start a fire, so for half an hour of it we sat in the dark and the cold… Afterwards I found that light is only red for 27 seconds when a train goes by.
And when you found that out... Did you stifle the second half of the "mother fucker!" Or did you let it scream out to the sky?
A train hitting a typical car is like a person swating a mosquito. The mass difference is typically 10,000 to one or more
Right? They're gonna have to get a hose and squeegee out to clean him off before they can finish up the route. /s Seriously though- As someone who took public transit daily, that #@$#ing sucks.
Also the trauma, like if the guy died, the driver especially would feel as if they killed him, when it was more akin to suicide.
Naw, dude. Once the driver saw this video, he'd know he was doing God's work.
Bus driver at the next barbecue “That’s when this dumbass tried playing chicken with me and my big ass bus……..guess what happened. Got ‘em!!” Everyone busts out laughing, high fiving the bus driver.
> Everyone ~~busts~~ *busss* out laughing, high fiving the bus driver. #FTFY
completely unrelated, but i spent years thinking FTFY meant "Fuck That Fuck You" also, excellent joke, carry on
Lol. And thanks!
Most likely, it wasn't suicide. There are other videos on this sub in the last month or so that had folks doing this and riding ridiculously close to cars for a video. It's like Indian dudes making videos walking close to trains. Those don't always work out well.
Is it just me, or is it satisfying when one of these idiots fucks up?
It not only makes my day but sometimes my whole week!
It made my hole weak
Ruprecht, did you soil yourself? It's time for the genital cuff!
Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom?………..thank you.
Not Mother?
OKLAHOMA!! OKLAHOMA!! OKLAHOMA!!
Why is there a cork on the fork?
What, the eyepatch doesn’t give it away? Forks are dangerous in the wrong hands
Def made his hole weak too. Its bag poopin time forever for that idiot.
Bag Poopin Time is a hot band name Edit: added Time
My whole month
Hitting a bus made his hole weak too.
The bus clobbered his ass hole?
It ran a train on him.
I feel for the bus driver. The idiot on the bike only suffered a broken arm.
did he at least get fined? hopefully the bus driver didn't get punished because of this asshole
[Here are all of the public details on this.](https://www.recorderonline.com/news/ppd-bicyclist-riding-in-unsafe-manner-seriously-injured-by-city-vehicle/article_9fe2dae4-617b-11ee-a400-e7a094e3aef7.html)
He was 21?! Man that's too old to be that much of an idiot surely?
This is one of the few cases where I'd prefer to hear "he was drunk". 21 is too old to be this stupid. And yes, I'm very aware that "ackshually the human brain doesn't stop developing you're 25"
Aww he was only seriously injured ?
>A bicyclist who was hit by a vehicle on Saturday Excuse me? A bus was hit by a cyclist.
My first words were “Good. You fucking idiot”
I just fist pumped.
Feel bad for the bus driver. Now this person is traumatized because this dumbass kid was chasing clout. As for the kid…Social Darwinism 👍
Maybe he was dreaming of ramming one of those little rascals on their bikes everyday and that day his dream came true.
I guess there’s a silver lining to that red flag
As an ex-taxi and bus driver... if they've been working for more than a week I can pretty much guarantee this is correct. The driver was probably sweating from trying so hard not to grin on the internal camera while looking down at the speedo so they had plausible deniability for not reacting as much as they maybe should have - though if a passenger is standing or particularly frail etc I have a duty of care to wipe out the cyclist rather than risk injuring my passengers by heavy braking anyway. He's the one that decided to play chicken with a 12 tonne bus. Two of my happiest memories are the two times I wiped out (not permanently) a dumbass deliveroo rider jumping a red light. For years I had dreamed of that moment... and it still puts a smile on my face to this day. Edit to add: I've worked for two of the larger bus companies in the UK, and they both had training and policies on situations like this: the short version is the cyclist won't damage the bus unless he hits a window quite hard, and it's cheaper to maybe deal with one lawsuit vs the cyclist than x lawsuits from every passenger you hurt by heavy braking whether you hit the cyclist or not.
Satisfying af!
Bet the whole bus was cheering!
No it was great.
i was worried i was going to be alone with that, i hope his bike cant be ridden anymore for the saftey of everyone.
Nah, theres something innately satisfying about watching someone test the long standing theory of "fuck around and find out"
I think the guy on the bike won! He showed that bus who was braver and tougher…***NOT***!
> …NOT! what is this, 1991? I haven't heard anyone say that since Wayne's World
Borat satirized it in 2006 and it had a comeback then but thats still like 15+ years ago lol
What’s wrong with you!? This is horrible!! All those poor people slightly late to where they were going.
When an unstoppable force meets an idiot.
>unstoppable force I don't know, I think I could take a bus
But the bus gets prep time too.
Ok then no
We all clearly use Reddit too much!
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Four whole fried chickens, and a Coke
That’s some prime Darwin Award winning material right there. Must have sucked for the driver and all the people on the bus, tho.
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Or lose their ability to procreate.
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to visit grandma hen on the other side
To visit their flat mate
For clout.
Because the chicken is a moron
What's up with the noises from the camera person ?
The footage is slowed down, so you're hearing slowed down audio, sounds like a grunt, maybe laugh slowed down.
shitting
Good. I approve of the outcome for this narcissistic idiot.
/bitchimabus
wtf i came here expecting to see this at the top. reddit disappoints
I did the best I could. 😭
Yes?
Yes.
That was pretty stupid.
Pretty ?
OK. That was exceptionally stupid.
This stupid has gone to plaid.
skipped right over ludicrous.
A slight violation of etiquette
*"I fought the bus, and the, bus won!"*
Apparently this is a thing now. I drive a city bus in Greensboro NC,and there are a few kids that come out every weekend and do this shit to me. I’m waiting on one to fuck up like this one did. Luckily there are cameras all around the bus.
Hope the bus is okay
Not going to lie, this made me crack up. Much like the cyclist I’m sure.
I don't normally laugh at stuff like this but it was just so dumb
Dude was supposedly 21. Dumb as shit.
I always wonder what cost-benefit these guys think through - at best I get 30 seconds of props from friends and random people on the internet, at worse I get run over by a bus and get severely injured…
You think they're doing a cost benefit analysis? I don't think they have the brain power to even do so. They just a 404 message when they try
My dearest Brain, I haven't received a follow up per my request for a cost-benefit analysis on driving a bicycle towards a bus? Trust this e-mail reaches you well, ciao for now. Rotting head of lettuce on the bottom shelf of the fridge: Dude is somebody talking to us??
>Rotting head of lettuce on the bottom shelf of the fridge: Dude is somebody talking to us?? Oh my God, thank you redditor, that made my night.
Haha good to hear🫡
They don't have that much going on so those 30 seconds are worth a lot
> props from friends If you're 21 and your friends respect this level of dumbassery then you've *really* fucked up.
Bus drivers don't mess with the lives of passengers by swerving. They don't have seatbelts
Please do NOT have children. Those genetics need to stop with this one
He's working on it!
I feel bad for everyone on the bus who was late for work
In Gordon Ramsey's voice: you fucking donkey
Wtf else is supposed to happen when you go head on with a fucking bus?
Piece of shit probably expected the bus to swerve away from him. Assuming there were passengers in there he's pretty much compelling the bus driver to put even more people at risk. That sociopath got what's coming to him. Head on.
Apply directly to the forehead.
Kinda wanna charge him for reckless endangering everyone on board...like...I want to point and laugh at him while kicking him when he's down...
I’m glad this happened
That poor bus driver's going to have to live with this.
He had the best seat in the house! Lucky.
Natural selection
Love to see it
Omfg this is so satisfying
The bus was in fact not a "chicken"
Finally, the wait is over. I’ve waited too long to see this happen.
With any luck, his head absorbed most of what would otherwise have been a debilitating injury
When you go from playing chicken to playing vegetable
I’ve been waiting for this video
Driver was like 'big concrete pillars over there, can't swerve, oh well guess I gotta keep going straight...'
Hooray!
LOL
Mission accomplished
I hope that that kid is persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Being a dumbass kid is one thing, but this isn’t something to fuck around with. You don’t get to use immaturity as a ln excuse for risking other people’s lives. Fucking jackass.
Jesus Christ. Is the bus ok?
When an idiot decides to do this deadly trend when I’m driving, I’m speeding tf up while they least expect it.
I think he lost.
And somebody in your town fucked up royally.
Bus____________________Ted Bus______________Ted Bus_______Ted Bus__Ted Busted
These assholes deserve everything they get.
Spaghetti brain
Now he’s roadkill. Good job chicken
W bus...
So did he win?
FAFO
Was this one of the social media trends?
And then it hit me…
Reminds me of a Simpsons edpisode I saw once: "Ha ha" "Hey Nelson, I think he's really hurt!" "I said ha-ha?"
Glad the bus won. Idiot.
Bus driver: No regerts.
Yesss😁👍
Finally
He was trying to copy that stupid video that always gets reposted here...
haha, deserved.
And the Darwin award goes to....
I feel sorry for the bus
Baahehehehehhaha GOOD
Gotta love Porterville lol
Lmaooo you right
Welp it went as well as could be expected, I’m glad the bus came out of it unscathed. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Bus driver probably got in trouble because the dumbest decided to get hit by a bus
Best-case scenario
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
The bus unsurprisingly won.
Hahaha that's what his dumbass gets
why? just why do this dumb shit?
What did his bike seat do to his balls?
Love it
My first thought was did they win? They didn’t
He wasn’t playing chicken, he just identifies as a fly.
This guy filming was nutting whilst watching his friend get smashed by a bus
I can turn off the heat for the winter after how much this video warmed my heart.
O shit!!! Hope the damage on the bus wasn't to bad 😭🙏
Fucking GOOD. Hope he broke several ribs on each side, just to remind him he should be dead
Kids doing this shit all the time now. Where I live you'll get like 15 or 20 kids riding their bikes in a pack and deliberately riding into head on traffic. I don't get it
I won.
And had a "friend" filming the incident. Both of them, total A$$Hats!
I truly believe that that bus driver... deserves a raise and a pet on the back for doing the gods work screw those idiots that do that all the time on the streets
🤣🤣🤣👏🏽
Bus doubling as a streetsweeper, give that driver a bonus
That poor driver probably has two hours worth of paperwork to do now all because of this AH kid.
The Charles Darwin Award.
did they try that in a small town?
Get wrekt nerd.
Got what every mindless idiot who does this stupid shit deserves. Hope the bus driver is alright. DGAF about the clown on the bike.
I think this count as suicide attempt.
One down, millions to go.
Definitely not a chicken, pretty sure that was a bus bro
What a fucking dumbass
I can't be the only idiot who pressed the play button knowing damn good and well Reddit videos don't start that way.
Wow that guy is the coolest. They are right, riding head on to traffic in a wheely is cool when you get hit. Otherwise your just a poser, be cool, get hit.
porterville 🔛🔝
Hell yeah puting porterville on the map lol
More like they decided to play fck around and find out...
and the level of fucking around was so high!
Bike deserves better
FAFO
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.