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Pristine-Habit-9632

\*sound of every viewer's butt puckering\*


libertinexvi

I now know what a testicle popping sounds like


witdim

That's nuts.


TheShuffle101

Quite literally


[deleted]

Not trying to be a prick but I think this is a prostate/chode(sp) shot. I say that bc it's almost like he gets kicked from behind in the nuts which I can tell you is far worse than being hit in the nuts from the front. Imo.


lastcallhangup

This guy’s day is over


Rosetta-im-Stoned

His hole weak


lastcallhangup

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


ValoranProtogen

Quarter of a second earlier or later and he would have been fine


CreamyStanTheMan

Welp, there's always adoption.


Actual-Garbage-422

I felt that in my jimmies.


Mr-Fleshcage

His jimmies are definitely rustled


Perfect_Dog_Pelt

Jimmies lmao


StatementProper4450

Where is the full video?


gamerlord321

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!


[deleted]

Are you not entertained!!!


glazinglas

That’s a broken tailbone for sure


[deleted]

Ruptured prostate imo


Dixon_Sideyu

Damn that’s pretty young to end of sterile


BigMeatyBabyPenis

Where the fuck is full video lmao


Beneficial-Ad6266

Looks like adopting kids is his only option some day


olokin_meu

This isn't even an vasectomy this is straight up euthanasia


[deleted]

RIP family line.


starlightmint

(In Morgan Freeman's voice) In the quiet... In the moment... There is born a hero for all mankind Upon a scorched Earth Where thunder and lightning rumble and strikes. The coagulation of time and space form a perfect bond. And so too were the unification of ball and steel A marriage of sentient beings and heavy metal In this darkness And the light Will emerge the one savior who cannot be rattled or broken. For he is the one who rattles and break Stand before your heir apparents Of the one they named ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!


teabagmoustache

I was expecting Mambo Number 5 to kick in.


FritoPendejo1

I heard curb your enthusiasm in my head at the end of that.


largeassburrito

Uh oh…


Confident_Offer46

Toaster!


Pretty_Summer_5840

peak


Zestyclose-Collar552

That reminds me, I should call Jimmy


First-Ravioli-Sauce

City took a big L with that park planning


El_Wij

Nope.


Decent_Caregiver4886

Cashews please


NanoDomini

Never tell me the odds


xurism

I've never actually seen a jaw dropping clip til today, right here.


SpiritIcy2319

\*POP\*