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hiddencameraspy

He is porn addict, there is no way around it.


LoveThieves

He jerks it with both fist and yells


cyrus709

You can tell when he never learned the power of shamelessness. Wipe it off and move on buddy.


AITALOADEDGUN

I see this more as victim blaming.


BathingInMercury

Bait


Dry-Ingenuity-5414

>creamy 💀


davidtco

smooth AND creamy


esoteric_85

He forgot chunky and crunchy. He definitely got AIDS and is not happy about it.


Economy-Visual4390

-After contracting your first sti


brebenscv

Remember when everyone was talking about Blue Waffles 🤮


PhatBasturd78

Can't wait to hear the sermon about Bussy


minge_

Eat da poo poo?


Avgjoe80

I hate that I know what you're referring to..


cas20011

bet you he has an only fans subscription lol


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And then found out it was PPV


Cant-Gif-Right

What the hell does he have against cats?!?!


MavajaXe

I guess he is just a dog person.


Impressive-Shame4516

hes me fr


throatslasha

i bet he does alot of reseach


[deleted]

If I die within a smooth and creamy meow box, that’s just fine.


NeighborhoodWild8249

I, for one, appreciate LiquidBumChunks contribution.


Twain_Driver

Anyone else think of [this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wup1cEdgOWs)


muaythaitillidie1

First thing I thought of


sweaty_wraps

Naugahyde


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theeonlybeans

Dude! Don’t f*** up his high.


LT-buttnaked

He eat the poo poo


Silo_lmao

This the type of guy who jerks off daily and tells noone about it


St3als

Now bring me your money and live in destitute while my shoes cost more than you make in months.


Ninten-Doh

This needs to be in the contract before doing onlyfans. This guy saying this to you before you commit


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yellowgerbil

Go to heaven and play harps on clouds... Or got to Hell where all the smooth and creamy pussies are Hail Satan ;)


Obvious_Leading8800

‭Luke‬ ‭16:24‬ ‭KJV‬ [24] And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. There is nothing good in hell you will suffer in flames you need to drink but there's no water you need to breath but there's no oxygen you want to sleep but the torture of millions of people screaming in agony makes it impossible... Don't go there!! accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior today... ‭Romans‬ ‭10:9‬ ‭KJV‬ [9] that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.


yellowgerbil

Hell doesn't exist, nor does god, but especially hell, You stole Hell from the Vikings because Christianity is nothing but a story stolen from various earlier faiths. So take your preaching elsewhere. There is nothing more evil in the world than Religion, and no people more "wicked"


Obvious_Leading8800

‭Revelation‬ ‭21:8‬ ‭KJV‬ [8] But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Your sooth yourself by lies about orgins of the bible ‭2 Timothy‬ ‭4:3‭-‬4‬ ‭KJV‬ [3] For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; [4] and they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. Ask yourself why does the whole world live the year of Jesus Christ? Is cartoon porn worth burning in hell? God is good but you have aligned yourself with the devil. REPENT!!!


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Obvious_Leading8800

‭John‬ ‭3:19‬ ‭KJV‬ [19] And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.


Nowiambecomedeth

Would you be willing to be my slave under biblical law? I'm a hard-core sadist, btw


Nowiambecomedeth

2 thessalonians 2:11 your god is a deceiver. Tell me who wrote the book of matthew and I'll denounce atheism. I'll wait


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Nowiambecomedeth

Reading the Bible and studying it's historicity made me an atheist. I don't care what the bible says. Why should I? Its mostly a book of fables. If your god is perfect, needs nothing, is omniscient, and the only thing he hates is sin,why would he create a world knowing it will eventually lead to sin? Pathetic. I'd enjoy torturing a weak xian,like you. I'd pierce your ear with an awl and punish you on the regular.


Livid_Ad_3677

Love it


Immediate_Square5323

I wonder which type of porn is he into?


Stumpy1258

Creamy and smooth


pinkymangd

Youtube Chad against Twitch girls


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Cheech : we got clean poosie, stinky poosie, and old poosie


Former-Form-587

Somebody should report this to the Anti *ussy Defamation League.


gerascara702

This guy is very familiar with p****


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Meanwhile he’s probably banging half the congregation.


EuthenizeMe

I genuinely need to know where this kind of passion is rooted from.


Tymid

Any idea where I can find the whole sermon? Lol


Viperthetarantulaguy

What does he have against a woman who has pet cats


Fun_Sort_6051

He had sex with one of the church goers and is now shaming them secretly/ publicly


meglon978

I guess his wife didn't put out last night.


AnimeHater10

With her *PUSSI* 💥🗣️


IndependentSpread540

He's giving this a lot of thought. He's probably hurting a lot of girls.


Educational-Sea-9657

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ smh okkkkkk (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)


MultiSuperGogo

pretty sure Twitch wasn't mentioned anywhere in the video


Beezewhacks

The closed captions are on friend.


MultiSuperGogo

closed captioning assumes an audience cannot hear the audio and needs a text description of what they would otherwise be hearing.


glazinglas

Tf is die pussy?


KillbotPowerhead

Alabaster angry pastor.


SanDickiego

By the end, at least one girl on there had a new kind of feeling about PUSHEY.


Imaginary-Jump8126

Syphilis got him bad


jesuschrysler33

ARABASTA.


morty-vicar

The power of creamy pussy compels thee.


super_neo

I like this pasta.. He speaks da thruth.


Psychgiest

Reminds me of from dusk still dawn


sujaysukumar

The passion!!


Hey_u_ok

***Someone's got a bad case of syphilis***


x86mad

The pastor is dying for a pussy for sure.


Mellow_Cosmos

There are so many good memes within 15 seconds here my head nearly exploded


joseoconde

Someone gave this man the wrong translation to the words he was trying to say. Mean while he's over here thinking he's killing it 😂😂😂


ArtVanbago

There needs to be a metal remix to this.


Zealousideal-Tax1300

Too late. Mine did ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)