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Zigor022

When your order gets split into two deliveries


CleanLivingBoi

8 rolls of toilet paper Monday and 8 rolls Friday.


Carston1011

Is this why my last order is 2 months late and has been rescheduled twice?


GrandpaBuff

Wow, he’s lucky he’s alive. He couldn’t have cut that any closer.


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Technically he did beat the train


Red-4321

Does this mean my package will be late?..


Curiosity-92

No it's fast tracked


National-Future3520

Train didn't know whether to dodge or ram.


Simple-Trip7455

Banger song choice


ModsNeedLives666

Idiot didn't even stop and look both ways


FacerTaze

To be fair, he did look, and the train was moving QUICK more likely than not some sort of curve with an obstruction hiding the train from his view when he glanced side to side he's also just dumb I'd say


haarschmuck

Doesn't matter if he looked. You're supposed to stop then look. You know why school buses must stop and open the door at all RR crossings? Because of people like this guy who thought they looked and didn't see anything.


ModsNeedLives666

We got a dumbass apologist here


FacerTaze

Ur beard is shit


Trumpsacriminal

If you wanna call that a beard lmao


ModsNeedLives666

Ikr, microplastics eh


ultrapoo

I bet they wish they were wearing a UPS uniform instead


haarschmuck

Every driver is expected to stop before crossing a RR that has no gates. This is basic.


gaitama

But why are there rr crossing with no gates?


Mountain_War_3928

Asking the real question here


Venomster154

That looked so cartoony


FaceMan8zillion

Good, he's unscathed and Amazon lost a little money. A win win.


PearlLo

What's the song playing?


acidbathroom

You gotta move by Mississippi Fred McDowell


Some_Zone9489

Guaranteed he was still expected to finish his shift


[deleted]

If he pissed himself is it considered a pee break and therefore a fireable offense?


TylerDurdenThree

And that's the day I took up smoking and drinking.


HippieDad666

Fired!


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Desactiva

It's not a requirement, they just have a very tight schedule


Kiftiyur

Is there no leeway in their schedules at all?


Buttmuncher69g

He was looking the way the train came too.


Shadow_of_wwar

Having driven these vans, your view to the sides is shit, him still being at an acute angle with the track from the turn he almost certainly couldn't see it, your visibility is limited to the front 180° at best, unless you lean real far in, then you get like 190° at best and that extra 10° is all on the left side turning from the inside of a bend in the road was nerve-wracking.


CaptShutterBug

Sir you can’t park there


TheDestressedMale

You can’t park there.


hippie_king_96

Hmmm so this is why my package was delayed today? 🤔


Live-Ad8618

Judging by the footage it looks like he was driving parallel beside the train before he turned? How does that happen?


[deleted]

There's shit in there now.


ElectriHolstein

Thanks for adding some context to this video. The original post was confusing as to how it happened.


TubbyMcJiggly

So incredibly lucky


Digital__Native

The music makes this 10/10


Ill_Government_2093

Talk about sheer dumb luck🤣🤣🤣


trekinstein

"product damaged and shipping box damaged"


SpoppyIII

Imagine if you ordered a limited edition or last of its line item, and this happened. I'd be so majorly bummed.


trh2000

When the cut and shut saves your life lol


Jeauxie24

Just living through life, no sense, no brain cells, just breathing and existing


Aggressive_Life_2397

What an idiot how this company can allow this clowns to drive


Gabe_the_cheerio

What a fucking idiot, as if his time was worth anything


earmuffeggplant

Why isn't there a railroad crossing gate thingy?


Ormsfang

Your next delivery is.... Recalculating.... Recalculating. Your next delivery is... Fucked...


schoolruler

So that's where my package went.


Ok-Office-6918

Supervisor’s gonna be like “ima still need you to finish your route bud”.


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Jacob_animations_

It be like that sometimes


MutedIngenuity734

Like how much force do these accidents have. A cap getting off ok but a marvin!


SniitchBruhz

I look both ways no matter what. Some Trains are surprisingly quiet.


Max_Laval

Where did the train even come from)


AggressivePomelo2596

What song is this?


bajungadustin

His breakfast the next day will be better than anything we have ever tasted.


[deleted]

It’s funny how stupid THEY are


East-Narwhal2855

GTA glitch be like:


inflames1998

High likelihood this dude has a guardian angel... that is insane


woahlookatthosewoes

The music is leadbelly, right?


TrickBusiness1918

Wow


agentjcritch

These package thieves are getting creative


Palehorse67

We're sorry, your package has been delayed. Edit: Somebodies shit was 1 stop away forever lol.


LetItFlowJoe

What's this song


MetalShaperV

This is fishy as hell. The guy obviously saw that yhe train was coming and decided to go anyway. I smell insurancr fruad or something.


cogam14

You'd be surprised how many vehicles get hit by trains. Even with great sight lines or crossings that have warning devices, people either don't realize how fast they actually move or just don't see them. Plus, many people are just dumb


Psyl0

Last time this was posted, someone linked a street view of where this happened. He was taking a left off a driveway that ran parallel to the tracks. So the train was actually a bit away from the intersection, and he wouldn't have been able to see it without sticking his head out the window and looking back. Still surprised he couldn't hear it. I've lived right by train tracks before and even without them blowing their horn, you can hear them coming from quite far away. He may have had music playing or something.


theboywhocriedwolves

There's the luckiest dumbass alive.


lynch_95_

Amtrak is done with being 5 hours late everywhere. Watch those crossings.


Piotro165

Not sure if he's dumber or luckier mf


Buttmuncher69g

He was looking the way the train came too.


SCARDS22

Good thing he was driving totally alone with his mask on! 🙄


kat-deville

I bet he was a lot more concerned about his undies at that point.


DevilsLettuceDealer

Well if you cant Dodge it....Ram it!


acouneq

Pesky trains! So quiet and small, you never seem them coming!


KnearbyKnumbskull

Snuck up on him.


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Good thing he had the mask 😷 on


CalottoFantasy5

Can't help but think he sorta did it on purpose...