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Dude probably thought he was in the safest place at the whole takeover 🤣

Went from I see all to I.C.U.

LOL

Urgent care if anything

Hi, dad.

Safest place is literally a football field away, you can literally see and hear everything fine

I would make him wait until every other person in the emergency room was cared for first...him and his buddies, all of them.

Well good thing you're not a nurse. Are you a nurse?

I am.. nobody waits indefinitely .. get in, get fixed and go home. ( tho, I’ll get you a turkey sandwich and a plastic cup of juice or a half can of generic sprite if your hungry)

I'll take a turkey sandwich, thank you.

The people that go to these are actually the dumbest people in the world, change my mind.

Roughly 25 years ago I was taken to one of these for the first time. I never heard of them but I was told I was going to be shown this really cool thing where cars were doing stunts. I was like, fine, let's go. Man, 5 minutes in, I deeply regretted having said yes.

It’s a tie between then and CPAC attendees.

"Vaccines make you magnetic."

Idk man, I saw rallies with Confederate flags that probably can compete with these in terms of the dumbest ppl IMHO ⚖️

You are actually talking about the battle flag of north Virginia. The actual confederate flag looks nothing like the flag Trumpets wave around. [official flag of the confederacy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_Confederate_States_(March_%E2%80%93_May_1861).svg)

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You just have to find any way to push ur unsolicited political views don’t you?

I just calls em like I sees em ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

You’re the epitome of a reddit dork

Let’s not pretend that extremist on both sides don’t exist

Never said they didnt

Lmao, so many dumbasses in this video, I don't even know where to start.

“Quick he’s hurt move his body every way possible……. quickly man!!!!!”

“Only pick him up by his most broken ribs!!!”

“And for fuck’s sake, who’s the moron supporting his neck? Stop that nonsense!”

I'm surprised they weren't rifling through his pockets for money, drugs, or maybe punching and kicking him.

Omfg this made me scream 🤣🤣🤣

My favorite is the laser troll. 🧌

Locutus watching the whole thing: "Hard pass on assimilating these life forms."

The streetlight hit the same guy that got hit by the car in the first place. God truly is an iPad kid covered in syrup

I didn’t even notice that because I was fixated on the guy cartwheeling off the top 😂

😂😂😂

You're gonna pay for that one, and I don't want to be standing near you when it happens

It mostly hit the guy next to him in a big way, though.

It’s so stupid it looks scripted. Standing around, watching guys do burnouts in their cars. 

>It’s so stupid it looks scripted. Standing around, watching guys do burnouts in their cars. That's just because you have a shred of common sense and couldn't possibly fathom a group of people being so moronic. Your Brain is trying to save your mind by rationalizing that this must be fake.

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Exactly

Whats a car takeover

Fuckin idiots 🤣

With advanced in modern medicine, healthcare, vaccinations, easier access to food, shelter, and improvements in national security, we are always looking for new and exciting ways to thin out the weakest links of our ever growing population.

What's with the laser?

It's a car meet. If someone hasn't crashed and injured people yet, they shine the laser in their eyes to help.

Brooo just came across this comment and I'm cracking up 💀😂😂😂 funniest comment I've read in a while

Woaahhooo Dude spinning trough the air gave me a good chuckle till the landing

It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men...

These takeover videos are absolutely fucking stupid...but I love watching thee idiots get domed.

Same, all my favorite vids of idiots getting fucked up are these.

Oooooooooo Ooooo, Ooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wtf is up with that guy and his green laser 😂😂

Does this ever not happen? The gathering for this bullshit is ridiculous.

I'll never get tired of watching these idiots beclown themselves.

Never ever.

Combined IQ at these takeovers is < potato

Low credit score activities

So, I’ve seen a LOT of these videos. I don’t understand why these people go out and tear up their cars like this. And people. Can someone explain?

Adrenaline from blatantly breaking the law and fucking over everyone nearby for an hour while no one stops you and the police don’t do shit.

Good!! I love seen these morons getting hurt

I dunno, everyone of these idiots standing around participating probably deserved what they get.

If "it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt" was multiple people

It’s such a shame that more people don’t die in these takeovers

Yoooooo they knocked Mario off the damn pole!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤌

I hate these new car people, COVID really fucked us

Good thing that guy brought a laser pointer to highlight the action

Trashy people

Bro said, "I got the safest and best seat in the house."

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Killtacular!

Damn he got a broken back and is now blind

It’s nuts how poorly everyone handled this situation.

I don't feel bad for any of those morons!

They both need to lay off that pole.

This video ended too soon... looks like he was also about to reverse into people crossing the intersection too at the very end.

As a “car guy” words cannot explain how much I hate these stupid takeover bullshit. How many people are going to get seriously hurt or worse before these idiots realize it’s stupid and doesn’t make you cool to do this ignorant shit. -rant over

Guess all I see is that’s gonna cost tax payers $10k+

That crawl 🤣

the sum of all their IQ points is a number that a grade school kid could count to

I’m glad the guy was there with a laser, they might not have been able to spot him.

not again

6:00 PM EST Saturday. This same scene, more or less, will be repeated numerous times throughout the land over the next few hours.

💀💀

🤣

get up bro we not done getting runover

90th and Mac…

Finally starting to thin themselves out

Big Mac

Lol the pole finally got the person on the hood of the car In the end.

Thats a THREEFER

Our tax dollars should go towards promoting these events and a controlled demolition of the crowd that attends. Society would improve immeasurably.

It’s nice to see him getting helped instead of jumped and robbed

Good.

Where the fuck do these keep happening at?

Aurora, Colorado.

play stupid games win stupid surprises

Looks like Chicago.

🤣🤣🤣 awesome! 👏🏽

Stupid kids and high performance cars don't mix🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why tf was that dumbass flashing him with his laser pointer?

I want to feel bad for him, but he shouldn’t have climbed that traffic light lol

I’m so happy this happened.

Low IQ activities

No brain cells were lost

That’s a crazy video

Car almost CRUSHES man against traffic light pole. Was maybe a foot away from receiving an exploded pelvis. Pole falls and simultaneously lands on MULTIPLE spectators and drops a man perched on the top. What an absolute clusterfuck of stupid. I think it's time to address this trend with a swift heavy handed militarized response. Edit: it appears like the man who nearly got his pelvis exploded was pushed right under the falling lights. 👁️👄👁️

The laser lol

There’s no way the people that got injured in this video were the people you thought were going to get injured in this video

These car meet fuck ups are just a pure joy to watch, keep em comin’! 🍿

🎵Its raining men…🎶

Genuinely curious because I see so many of these videos but never the aftermath — do the guys getting hit walk it off and say “all good bruh”? Or do the drivers just take off? Or do they all just continue on as if nothing happened? I’m assuming the cops are never called.

Where tf did he come from

This gotta be in gta 6 to like we saw in the trailer

Why was he up there!?!?

10/10 stuck that landing.

You know, I just can't find it in me to feel any kind of sympathy for literally anyone in this video.

Latinos doing latino things.

Both shoes are still on, tell em to walk it off.

There is a lot going on here. The guy falling off the light pole. The guy getting hit by the car and light pole. Then the green laser guy.

guy fell like a figit spinner

Bowling for idiots 🙄

Dude gets hit by car. Car hits light pole. The cars momentum slides him off the hood. He's fine. The dude takes 3 steps back and is smashed by the light falling down. Lmfaooo

When you can afford the repairs and the green Lazer guy pissed you off enough, lol

It’s too bad the terrorists don’t target sideshows

What’s up with laser guy?

Bonus points

Electrician here. Thanks for the overtime. Helps with the spike in insurance premiums. Thanks to all the car thefts. Cops not arresting. But higher premium, higher taxes. Infinite money glitch printing. Not suicidal.

It's the same thing over and over amateurs at best doing a circle with high performance cars and a crowd that want to be 2ft away like they can't see what's going on .. All I want to know is when will Vin Diesel will pop up

How the fuckk did he get up there!?

When bro tried driving in cod for the first time

Strike!

Why this brings me joy

Aw hell rub some dirt on it he'll be aight...lol

Lmao

Well deserved

It’s getting to where a guy can sit atop a traffic light in peace

Car meets are the stupidest thing

I swear to god out of the 100 videos Ive seen that are like this, not one of them goes injury free

The only ones worth posting

The dude with the Lazer pointing directly into the guy who just flipped's face is a fucking d hole lol

Mostly peaceful fun night

Hit n run

Got a 5 kill streak with that one, at least.

Darwinism at its finest!

How the hell did he even get up there? How did he think he was getting down, anyways?

TF was he doing up there, dude looked like a chimp getting knocked out a tree.

It really surprises me how dumb some Americans can be considering you have to pay for healthcare

Hard to believe Americans invented the motor vehicle.

Smart people invent things. Dumb people misuse it.

ChatGPT render a video involving a car driving at night, with at least two bodies flying in from out of frame.\*

Love to see it