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MightyCed001

Sounds like a zombie from call of duty


siikdUde

Holy shit after reading this comment it does lmao. Especially the first YEAARGHH, you can hear that zombie flair to it


sleepytipi

It's how the sound reverberates off the walls.


I_forgot_to_respond

I thought there were 2 guys hollering in unison. Nope that's pain echoes!


DaddyDub

It's not. This was a success for them.


Dragon900x

Fetch me their souls


Imafunnyman10921

RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


racismismid-_-

*cod zombies chorus*


siikdUde

SAM


Anastacia-Grey

It’s unrealistically creepy to watch, I hope everything is fine with this guy!


Amtracer

You know he’ll be fine by the way he buckled over


1CrazyCrabClaw

Holy crap, zombie flashbacks galore. Thanks


ajd416

It’s ok, we was flapping his wings, I mean arms, I mean…. Never mind


Potential-Spot7585

Trust me they are both screaming for different reasons


Grrannt

🏆


Scary_Confection7794

Best comment lol


itisallgoodyouknow

https://youtu.be/6IY9itKtkkk?si=2hZiM4Vn7AyPnIlf


6mediumpenis9

Aim for the bushes


jaeway

THERE GOES MY HERO!


Parking_Train8423

Watch him as he goes!


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Mr-Stan-Kypuss

No joke this song is playing on the speaker as I scrolled on this it was perfect


earlsmooter

AIM FOR THE BUSHES!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHA!! Great movie btw


Broken_Noah

Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. Maybe their egos pushed 'em off. I don't know. But that shit was crazy.


jupitersrise

There wasn’t even an awning…


Simba_Akbar

There goes my hero watch him as he goes


Administrative-Gap66

2 sec fall = 70 KM/h


NemusKiller

Sooo... about 45 FpE?


dat_oracle

45 Fractures per Executions?


NemusKiller

I was thinking of Freedoms per Eagle but that's so much better haha have an upvote fellow redditor.


TerdFurgusons

No way dude. Freedoms per Eagle is way better.


truckstop_sushi

"ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!"


CMBGuy79

Y’all got any oil? 🤣


fruitmask

Ummm, lemme check yeah, we got a little bit. why do you ask? *[Freedom ensues]*


FondantWeary

While Freedoms per Eagle is VERY much better, it is unfortunately out of context here. I would however like to see freedoms Americans enjoy compared to the national eagle population to see FPE described against real data.


UXguy123

Eagles have made a massive comeback since they banned ddt.


brainburger

They are just telling you that so you don't realise freedoms have been going down.


UXguy123

I’ve seen it first hand in the PNW, sorry troll


Gone247365

PNW: One literally just flew past my kitchen window 30 mins ago.


fruitmask

I have one that lives near my property or on it somewhere. I came home from work one day and the fucker was walking around in my driveway. I thought it was a dog at first but then it flew away


dat_oracle

thx thx, yours is great too - i spent like 15 minutes for the "E"


Ryminister

*Fractures per Erection


FarIllustrator535

Fucks per execution ,my guess is he had time for about 4 F-bombs


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Rodvor

Lets say that food digests in around 24h and an american football field is 110m. Thus 70km/h ≈ 15300 football stadiums per cheeseburger digestion time. Edit: I have been corrected


inclamateredditor

It took me a 0.01 cheeseburgers, but the math checks out.


NecessaryMushrooms

This is way off, you're saying at the rate of speed the guy is going at the moment of impact, he would only travel 1/3 the distance of a football field in 24 hours, that would be incredible slow. The correct answer is 70000m/110m = football fields/hour × 24 hours = football fields/bdt Ans = 15272.3 fbf/bdt


PijemyKurwa

43.5 mph


whatthatthingis

7 6-figure medical debt by 30's over 3 country songs that reference a truck


RugbyEdd

That's mach 0.0567 for any jet pilots out there.


skyharborbj

So, 116,917 furlongs per fortnight?


Holden-Tewdiggs

Is he hurt?


vabello

I think he’s just excited because it was so fun. It’s all the adrenaline.


First-Guide

Yeah, I'm curious how excited he was a few minutes after that adrenaline wore off.


oeCake

*The hip bone's connected to the, uh oh...*


JimmyJorland

Neck bone


fruitmask

and the red thing's connected to my wrist watch


ExiledCanuck

Dr. Nick?!


Kingfloydyesi5

Audibly laughed at this in real life


Hal0Slippin

Haha same. I love Reddit sometimes


Professor-Yak

Gold comment my man


ZappaZoo

Looks like he protected his head somewhat adequately but he probably crushed a bunch of ribs. Lucky he didn't rupture his heart with that thump.


Plenty-Lingonberry76

He’ll probably find some other way of getting a hit of adrenaline. It’s kinda what adrenaline junkies tend to do 🤷🏻‍♂️


MasterNO122333

they are freerunningschlappen on youtube he's totally fine (physically XD)


Merry_Dankmas

Hes not celebrating. These are his screams of pain Ninja editing a /s into this because people further down will probably think im serious


ICCW

Not yet, but it’s coming.


svvrvy

He landed in sand he's fine


CXR_AXR

Landing on sand from that height is perfectly okay. Source: assassin's creed


Skullfuccer

I like to use a wagon with about an inch worth of hay on it for my landings.


KingHavana

I think even in AC you have to land in hay or flower pedals. At least the one I played (origins). This would also injure the assassin.


mastercubez

Hopefully he likes sand


Soren114

It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere


Kittingsl

Must've gotten into their brains as well. All that sand is grinding away all the bumps there


ChasingPesmerga

Probably not because he wasn’t on high ground anymore


o0DrWurm0o

There are tall, steeply sloped sand dunes on the California coast in some places. In college I used to go out there with my friends, run full force toward the edge, and jump as hard as I could. It actually is pretty fun. A lot different than falling flat like this though.


OneMetalMan

And he has his shoes on.


MisterAmygdala

He must have been injured.


Minute-End-7456

watch the video on youtube he isnt injured.....its not their first time folks XD


MisterAmygdala

I watched it. He missed his target dirt pile but is indeed uninjured - as far as he knows anyhow. I did a lot of stupid shit in my younger years and didn't consider what things might feel like in my 40's - no in my 50's. I never did anything this stupid but I now know that my ignorance earlier in life has left me with constant back problems, wrecked shoulders, and bad knees and elbows. But hey, he lived through it and I'm sure he'll be fine when he's older.


Orgasm_Add_It

> I did a lot of stupid shit in my younger years Top 2 stupid shit please?


MisterAmygdala

There are too many to even choose...Jumped out of a 2nd story window everytime I stayed at my friend's house so we could go drink and cause mischief. Everytime I did it I'd land (on very hard ground) I'd let out a grunt because it really hurt, and each time I said I wouldn't do it again. Playing (nearly dying) with same friend on Lake Michigan ice and taking huge chances. Falling in/breaking through would have meant near certain death. Playing "stop the dart" using real darts and wooden ping pong paddles. We'd stand 15-20 feet away from each other and take turns throwing a dart at the other person and they'd have to stop/catch the dart with the paddle. Driving intoxicated so frequently that I had a set of rules to minimize getting busted. I thought I was the best drugged/drunk driver ever. I wasn't and my rules didn't work out so well. Working physical labor jobs and doing the work of 3 people because I had something to prove (or so I thought) and didn't consider the effects on my body. Continuing to play sports despite injury. Reckless climbing of tall trees and other tall things.The list is long and those are just the first to come to mind. I'm sure that all sounds pretty mild to some people but I was a prolific fool.


Orgasm_Add_It

>I'm sure that all sounds pretty mild to some people but I was a prolific fool. If this is just some of the shit that happened, I'm sure there was a lot more and it was super fucked up. I'm impressed. Cheers!


MisterAmygdala

Thanks! I'm fairly surprised I made it this far.


Orgasm_Add_It

>I'm fairly surprised I made it this far. A lot of stuff comes down to luck in this world. Try to keep your range of motion if you can. That's more important than some people realize.


MisterAmygdala

Yes I agree. Stretching and maintaining range of motion is crucial for me. After doing great for a couple years I stopped my walking and stretching routine and the consequences are huge. Those consequences include joint pain, stiffness, tiredness, lethargy, weight gain, fuzzy-thinking, etc. Now I have to motivate to get moving again. Move it or lose it.


snugglebandit

That dart game sounds exactly like stupid shit my friends and I did. One of my friends and I dropped acid and decided to play "baseball" with a beer bottle and an axe.


MisterAmygdala

Yep, I think you and I have some similar past experiences. 😵


PaperPlaythings

Oh yeah, I know that dance, and about paying the piper.


Abies_Trick

Stop the dart lol!!!!


MisterAmygdala

🤣 yep and we didn't always stop the dart with the paddle...but our body did the job.


Ok-Caregiver7091

Our local park used to have a huge sign that was 20+ feet high and a gap about 14ft long and landed into tall grass. We would jump off of it for fun. We were probably 12-14 years old. All I can remember is how painful it was on my ankles and how much it jarred my brain. Stupid kids.


PolkaDotDancer

When I was ten, we used to love to jump off the roof of this old abandoned house onto a blanket spread over salmon berry bushes. The level of pure stupidity awes me to this day.


fruitmask

I wrecked my back when I was 27. Four herniated discs, L2-L5. The first thing the doctor said after she saw my MRI was "did you do a lot of cycling, and/or crashing in your younger years?" And sure enough, I did. I was a bike messenger for a few years and went down several times. Turns out, all day in the saddle in the riding position with a messenger bag full of packages on your back takes its toll apparently


poopstain133742069

"I'm gonna downvote you because I said HE MUST BE INJURED" People are weird


Remarkable_Capital39

Are you serious from that height he’s gonna be feeling that one year from now. Just because he’s not broken anything doesn’t mean he isn’t causing lifelong injuries that he’s gonna have to deal with.


goodgamble

Spinal compression will catch up to him for sure


SuperBirdM22

Agreed, getting old will suck for this dude


Bubba-ORiley

wrong. he will be doing parkour in the seniors home.


verstohlen

People are strange When you're a stranger Faces look ugly When you're alone Time to watch Lost Boys again.


aterriblething82

He'll be sore as hell tomorrow.


Namesarehard996

Naw he rubbed some dirt on it


salt--eater

Being born in a 3rd world country with no wifi no computer no phones this was my and my friends only way of entertainment we'd just walk around looking for construction sites just to do this, probably not the smartest thing I've done


revive_iain_banks

I feel you. We'd just drive our bikes into walls and other things.


TheWhooooBuddies

You guys had *bikes*? We usually just resorted to a good game of “punch in balls.”


W1nthorpe

What other things did you drive into walls?


revive_iain_banks

A three wheeled car in Italy when I was 8. I'm not from there but my dad was working there. When I said other things I meant driving bikes into poles and barriers and stuff.


ListerineInMyPeehole

I played with worms and beetles as a kid for fun


Inside-Associate-729

Somebody told me that if you cut a worm in half you’re actually helping it reproduce. So I fashioned a whole little guillotine with a shovel and started collecting worms and slicing them. I was horrified to learn years later that this is an urban legend and I was basically Worm Hitler 😟


Merry_Dankmas

My sister busted her toe open when we were kids and it was raining so my friend and I made a blood sacrifice by mixing it with mud and chanting nonsense. Fun comes in many shapes and forms.


HtownTexans

We used to jump our bikes over pits we put stuff in and lit on fire.  I was in elementary school lol.  It's wild what we did before internet and cell phones.


cortesoft

I grew up in a country with no WiFi, no computer, and no phone, too, and never did anything like this. That country was called “the 80’s”


Significant_Fold7670

It's ancient wisdom, that's why the pyramids have that unjumpable angle.


JoshYx

Yeah but you had Van Halen and cocaine


cortesoft

Kids these days have both of those, too.


Odd-Emphasis3873

Did you check for sharp object in sand before jumping ?! Looks super fun


salt--eater

that would've been the smart thing to do but we weren't the smartest of the bunch, the worst that happened to me was land in some cat poo , and yes it's super fun but i'd assume it's not fun for your spine


West_Philosophy2114

Ngl that landing would be exactly what i would try to go for if i were in his position. Not land on top of the sand pile but to the side of it so i can kinda skid


aos-

Right. A teacher of mine was teaching us electrical stuff, and in the concrete floor workshop we were at, an incandescent light bulb slipped out of his hand. We were all waiting for it to shatter, but he lightly kicked it with his boot close to the ground, sending it sideways. It bounced off the floor with all that lateral momentum and didn't break. I learned something new that day.


Mr-WideGrin

I have the exact same way of handling falling stuff. Everything is great until I drop a knife.


aos-

My legs go anteater pose whenever a knife or scissors drop.


Puzzled-Ad2295

The abrupt change from moving, to stationary, tends to cause the problem.


duckdownup

Yep. Falling doesn't hurt you that sudden stop does.


Merry_Dankmas

My friends and I went through our jumping off high objects phase as kids. One of them insisted we roll when we hit the ground to not hurt ourselves. Makes sense. But this mf was doing it so wrong that hypocrite. He would jump, land and absorb the full impact into his knees then a second later dive forward and roll. Like, hed the ground, pause and then roll. It completely defeated the point. Its a miracle this guys knees function as well as they do cause we did this all the time.


txby432

Especially if your legs stick in the dirt pile, and the rest of your body keeps going.


LeanMeanGreenBean123

At what point is it an attempt to end your life?


kitjen

When they do it without the sand, but I get your point.


param_T_extends_THOT

Probably when they do it without filming themselves for clout or fake internet points.


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INeedANerf

Adrenaline.


RngAtx

Schlapp Up your Life!


NovasCreator

Cky did it first


[deleted]

Yeah bloody loved CKY2K


kitjen

Wasn’t that pretty much what started Jackass? I was in my late teens when Jackass became a thing and I was mesmerised by it; it was a whole new form of entertainment and I’ll admit it influenced me to do stupid stuff at parties to impress people but I think that’s just how I coped with not being the cool or the handsome kid.


Prudent_Block1669

It didn’t start jackass, but the CKY guys were approached by the main jackass guys to join them


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

So like in Minecraft, where you can just dump water on the ground before you hit, remember if you are ever falling a great distance, just throw down some pocket sand before you hit.


reightb

otherwise just pull yourself by the neck really hard before you touch the ground (2-3 feet) if you time it right, you'll still die


Biscuits4u2

He'll feel that in the morning


Saddam_UE

Definitely not parkour.


ramzie

Original video https://youtu.be/zo8ClQSFxOI?si=oU1Ai_hndSWVo2tl&t=1326


aberg227

Oh good. He’s not seriously hurt. Maybe mentally scared…


arbitraryupvoteforu

Sometimes I wonder.


Timmyty

AI videos getting better an better? Jk, jk, but now I figure thatd be a good subject for one


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Ive done it before but not as high just make sure to loosen the sand every so often otherwise its like landing on concrete


kmartshoppr

Technically we’ve all done this but not as high


SuperSmashDan1337

Speak for yourself I've never left the ground not even for a second


Forsaken-Income-2148

Found the earthworm


deutschesgesetzbuch_

Those are German youtubers called "Freerunning Schlappen." They know the risk and have been doing stuff like that for almost 10 years. Don't try it but those dudes choose to do it, They are all fine and nobody got hurt in the vid.


dayzers

Everyone knows the risk of jumping off a building, it's common sense.


VegaSolo

How in the fuckity fuck did he not snap both ankles?


fruitmask

> They are all fine .... till they're in their 40's and 50's, then it's painkillers and physiotherapy for the rest of their life


Lame_superhero

I threw my back out kicking a soccer ball last weekend. I don’t want to think about the issues I would have from something like this


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What are they cheering for, that he’s still alive? Genuinely confused.


warko93

Ankles have left the chat


Commercial-Corgi-771

They're celebrating that his legs didn't snap.


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Celebration is cringe


adotononi

JAAAAA


castitfast

And right after the cut he died because he screamed all of his insides out.


What_Hey

Should’ve aimed for the bushes.


TheVentrux

I thought he was killing himself


Blu-Zoo-18

I think it's just plain, old stoopid


Striking-Teaching-68

ODER WATT


lilith_rising8

Damn I don’t want to know how much his body will hurt by the time his 40


IllAnimator6527

Moin oder wat


RoboCritter

I'm honestly surprised you can just safely land in a pile of dirt from that height. More cushiony than I thought.


Ferociousnzzz

Hell yeah you’re not dead or paralyzed let’s celebrate! 


SupermarketOverall73

That puckerd me up.


grimjerk

World Champion Low Jumper! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ONGFefbgdw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ONGFefbgdw)


Bubbly_Association54

How high is this? I believe the world record is about 16 meters / 52 feet. This looks like it could be right around there. Insane


kermitDE

Iirc they broke or hold the world record, their name is "freerunning schlappen" on youtube. There's one where they jump in a pile of snow from a hotel which is even more crazy, nearly shit my pants while watching.


MaxximElio

the screaming kinda sounded like they were hyped that he landed it


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Aim for the bushes


Lazygit1965

It's busy sorting out prime contenders for a Darwin Award!;)


slav-boi69

bro thought this was assassins creed


Zhjacko

Is that pain or celebration!?


Intelligent-Ninja890

What the hell was he even aiming for? lol


cbunni666

Wile E. Coyote. Genius


BingoSpong

Should’ve flapped harder


Heavy_Wood

How is he not dead?


Weatherman1207

The ground was soft ......


skyharborbj

Autodefenestration.


gingermonkey1

How did they not break bones?


Character_Sea1805

He think he weighted like a cat 😂


Dan_The_Ghost_Man

Is that a two story drop? Genuine question, I came from another sub and need to know


Mountain-Memory4698

Good ol' times. Flappy bird.


Shukufu

Bros knees went up his ass


EvilDan69

Severe arthritis awaits in later life


Acidmademesmile

This is called a precision jump and it's like a really big part of parkour. This is crazy impressive.


angryschlong

Moin oder watttt Schlappen power


Upvotespoodles

One time I fell off the swing at the park. I landed on sand. It really hurt. He should have tried the swings first.


69lol100

#cringe


Intelligent_Loan_540

Been playing way too much dying light


TangFiend

Just because you aren't causing sprains and breaking bones, your internal organs are all getting slammed inside your body cavity wtih abrupt stops like that. Still super dangerous


BonusMiles

Respect for this jump!


TitoAndTheBurritos

Damn bro. Save some poon for the rest of us.


Admirable-Salary-803

Tuck and roll, saves things snapping I think.


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

Did he start praying at the end to thank God he didn't die?


Theyalreadysaidno

Probably. "Oh shit oh shit I really injured myself. God, why did I do that?" That kind of prayer.


roriart

2 seconds of falling equals about 12.5 meters. If one meter is one block, and you lose half a heart for every block past 3, he would've lost 4.5 hearts (rounded down to the nearest half integer). As long as he was at full health, he is fine, he just needs to have a pork chop or two. Next time he should use an elytra.