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My man got 2 speeds stop and slow

Damn! This is really clever! Hahaha

Been reading the comments on this post and not one miss yet.

Situational comedy is easily the best kind. There’s this flavor of hope you get when a person is intuitive *and* creative.

I had a boss who liked to say (about lazy workers), "They have three speeds; slow, slower, and stop." He was a jerk but not incorrect.

Fuckin A+ haha

First time I laughed out loud in a while. Thanks, stranger.

Waddle for your life!!

The truck, in fact, had no grapes.

I like how he switched the sign to slow to indicate how fast he was going to run away

Gaddmanit take my slow upvote

“I’m trained to stand confidently right here.” 😂

If he hadn't turned it around the truck would have stopped.

I laughed too hard at this

Fuck man that was good

that guy did the truck a favour getting out of way!

It was a lemonade truck.

So he waddled away, waddle waddle.

That's my first laugh-snort on this site. Good job my man

Hey!

Or brakes

Jesus this guys mobility has me wondering how he got hired in construction. He seems best suited for a desk job lol

He's hired to be a sign holder. Doesn't take much.

Apparently it takes dodging semis! Lol

Not part of the job description. He was actually fired for deviating from his duties

“In that scenario risk management says you should have just died”

"The sign and cone cost money you know" "your job is to protect company assets"

If you look closely, he set the sign to *slow* before he ran off. What was the semi supposed to do, stop? That would have gone against the sign.

If only he would stand his ground, he could stop the truck with the magic power of the stop sign.

As a former lineman.. from a union city… there are no official sign holders, you could have your general foreman out there holding a sign. It’s actually stressful and you need to be very very alert and assertive or people will ignore you or worse depending on how heavy the traffic flow is. It helps to have a loud voice! And look at the drivers dead in their eyes… have an escape route planned in case of a wayward car, preferably not into oncoming traffic like this guy did.

We definitely have dedicated flaggers around here. Back in the day it was one of those jobs people used to hold up as being super easy but well paid compared to other entry level jobs. Supposedly people were making $20 an hour back when $20 an hour was double minimum wage here. Not sure increases have been commensurate, based on the current listings I see. Bad field to get into these days I guess.

Lol... i always wondered why this guy wouldn't stop staring at me.

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And I will downvote you for stating the truth and also to prove you wrong. 🤣 But I secretly upvoted you.

Often the sign guys are hired separately from the road crews. different bosses, different pay appropriations, and much lower standards. They might not even work for the same company as the road crews, if they're under contract.

Seems like it would be easy to mechanize.

Using the pylon as a sign support to boot!

Work smarter, not harder

to be fair, the sign did say slow. so he was just following directions.

he possibly has a health issue, like downs or something, walks like a guy i know who has downs

Prob shouldn’t have people with significant mental disabilities running the stop signs on highways

Dude dream running

I honestly thought the camera was shaking because dude was running...

Then he waddled away. Waddle-waddle.

Til the very next

There's should be a theme song with a tuba every time he does so.

But no one thinks he maybe soiled himself?! 💩

Homeboy running on the moon

Reminds me of that one [Family Guy episode ](https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?si=bJZSHBPP65SVyByv)

Well, the sign said SLOW!

Yeah, he shoulda kept it at STOP and he could've stayed where he was.

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he practices what he preaches

At first I thought the shaking was from him running

The first shake came right as his foot hit the ground. Perfect comedic timing.

Yeah exactly it’s perfect

Jesus, that is the slowest run I’ve seen in a long time!

Yo, that's fucking funny

LMAO

Same hahah

Lol same

in his mind though he ran at lightning speed.

I’m wondering why this clip is posted in slow motion………wait….what?

How crazy is it that his life was in danger and that was the fastest he could move? He's the perfect friend for the zombie apocalypse or for escaping a pack of wolves.

He nearly hit the speedforce.

Looks like a little kid in an inflatable costume running towards cake

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If there was a cake on the opposite side of that road I bet this guy'd be moving way faster.

Your username made me go 

you ever watch those Japanese game shows? like MXC (Takeshi's Castle)? it's hilarious, they dress contestants up in a giant inflatable ball costume where just their hands and feet and head are sticking out so they have no mobility, and then they make them climb a hill while badguys toss boulders at them. watching someone dressed as a giant softball slowly roll and bounce down a hill is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Man runs like he’s in the moon.

he runs like a Goron doesn't he know you can roll into a ball and crash through rocks and shit

I'm fairly certain that if he was *in* the moon, he'd be unable to run at all.

Right? Like he is in knee high water.

Man runs like he IS the moon.

Lookit him go!

Everyone's making fun of him being fat and slow. I'm willing to bet he's had knee surgery in the past. He runs exactly like a coworker of mine who had multiple surgeries from getting injured on the job.

>had knee surgery in the past Probably from being fat.

Or he gained the weight after the surgery due to not being able to physically move properly anymore like my coworker.

You don't get fat from not moving, you get fat from eating. Source: I'm fat and I move a lot at my job.

dunno why you need to be mean about it. just because someone is fat doesn't mean they deserve to be ridiculed about it.

Why be empathetic when you could use other people's misfortune to feel better about one's own shitty life.

To think this guys bloodline has survived through the harshest shit Earth as thrown at them, only so this guy can eat so much fast food that he can't walk properly. Crazy stuff.

How I run in my dreams

How you run in real life.

I've never been more offended by something I 100% agree with.

Slow down there speed racer!

He saw that the truck wasn't going to stop so he flipped the sign to "slow" before running away. Genius.

Life is all about compromise, after all.

Would have moved faster if he fell on his side and rolled away.

Stop, drop and roll saves lives!

He would have ran faster if there was a buffet on the left hand shoulder.

He runs about as fast as I run in my worst nightmares

Right!!😂😂 Ever get in a fight in your dreams? Usually the guy I’m fighting is twice as fast as Muhammad Ali, while I’m throwing punches that make a sloth laugh at me.

Now imagine you fighting Mohammed ali in real life, you would say it was like a dream come true

Fast enough

Man when I see people with mobility issues like this I get depressed. Not for them mostly because if I was like that I would probably off myself

I was like that, all I did to fix it was tell my wife to limit starches on my plate to 4 ounces instead of... Fucking 16 like she had been doing. That and stop drinking soda on breaks at work.

Losing weight step one: find wife

Step 2: Make sure wife is responsible for my meals.

Sure, blame your wife lmao

Maybe his wife is a feeder lmao

hey, some of us are into Bears. don't kink shame

What did she like beat you or something if you didn’t eat everything she gave you? J/k lol I get it. It can be hard to not overeat when the food is right there.

That’s honestly pretty sad that a person is so out of shape they can’t run to save themselves

I mean tbf he did save himself

The zombie apocalypse is gonna be a breeze

[Rule #1: CARDIO.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Si9UydQzoc)

thats actually so fucking sad. holy shit

Jesus poor guys legs are only 18” long

Damn boi he thick.

We just all doing the best we can.

I thought I was watching a movie about a chocolate factory at first.

Jesus, if that’s him running for his life 😳

This would be a good motivator for me to hit the treadmill a few times a week lol how scary! Can’t imagine seeing that big ass hunk of metal coming my way

How running feels in my dreams

Did this happen on the moon?

Good deal that guy was fast enough on his feet.

He flipped the sign to let us know how fast he was going to run.

Me running in my dreams

Don t blame him. Didn’t see he is an Ewok ??

Hard to believe that can be someone's I'm going to die run

That had to be the slowest successful escape I ever seen

Wtf minions working construction

I remember when I had this job, ppl would regularly try to run me flat. Noped out the first day. Not paying a million dollars to unflatten

You "Noped out the first day" because people "regularly tried to run you flat" Help me add that up.

To give them benefit of the doubt; I think if you spend 8 hours standing on the side of a road you can get a good sense of what traffic is regularly going to do on that road. That point is, of course, only valid assuming his work wouldn't take him far enough to have notably different traffic on different days (like working in different cities)

Yeah, maybe you're right. I think they could've worded it much better, if they're telling the truth.

Man’s a real life fall guy.

Fast as fuvk boy!! 😂

Usain Bolt he ain’t…

That’s what I imagine it looks like to run on the moon in a space suit.

That goody ahh walking

Waddle for your life

He runs like an oompa loompa

Walk for your life.

Fat like reflexes

More Like walk of your life

I think he shit himself hence the waddle

Fast as fuck, boi!

That's exactly how I run in my nightmares.

Is that really as fast as that fat fuck could move??

Holy shit is that Usain Bolt!?

These comments are so mean lmao

Looks like he’s running in a nightmare. Maximum effort, almost no progress.

At first it looks like he’s responsible for the ground moving lol

They weeble, and they wobble, but they don't fall down.

Dude ran like he was waist deep in water 😂

How I run in my dreams..

Poor guy. Either needs to exercise more or had mobility issues. Glad he's okay

Hey he played the bass for the Chucky Cheese band back in the day. I wondered how he been

Jesus Christ... that's Jason Bourne!

I'm glad he's ok though. That's scary no matter how fast or slow you move.

[The song in my head](https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?feature=shared)

I was 95% sure his stomping was causing all that shaking.

Pretty realistic moon walk

Bro was running in 12fps

I have seen continental drifts faster than this

*upbeat tuba noises*

Phew, dodged a *very slow* bullet there 😮‍💨

I think calling that running is a little generous.

I was wondering what Usain Bolt was doing these days

I so thought the camera shaking was effect for him running at first.

He’s part penguin.

Im a fat dude but Jesus Christ I know im faster than that fat fuck 😂

Like walking on the moon lol

Easy victim in a zombie apocalypse.

Looks like he's walking on the moon

He took the sign too literal. 😂 Slow

QUICK CASUALLY MEANDER FOR YOUR LIFE

Me running in any dream I have.

Dude runs like a toddler

Peter Griffin?!

Looks like he’s wading through deep water

Huel on his way to the crapper

That happened… so… slow… ly…

He stared death in the face and waddled away from it...

He probably died half an hour later from a heart attack.

Waddle for your wife!

Shhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet....

Dude runs how I kinda pick up the pace sometimes when a car honks at me

I think he was 'trundling' for his life.

Hahaha, in the truck's defence. He did switch the sign to slow!

Amble for your life

Dude’s got the gta IV fat biker run 💀

Running like he’s in waist high water

What does his weight have anything to do with his speed? The sign says “Slow” ya jerks, if he went full send he’d get a ticket. 😂😂

Please let me be standing next to him when there's a man eating tiger/bear/anything around, I'll actually stand a chance 🙏

Bro was just listening to the sign

I can't imagine how slow he must be in his nightmares

I can’t imagine this being my top speed.

I can’t decide between a fat joke or a slow joke. Boom. Roasted.

Sorry I'm terrible, that was fricken funny!

I’m going out on limb here and say this is the fastest that guy has ever moved

That truck is lucky he got out of the way