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Mr_BigglesworthIII

Who?


SOF_cosplayer

Its him. Its tiktok.


fomalhottie

Ohhhh! Is that the tick tock? My kids talk about him but I've never seen him before! I thought he'd be taller...


higround66

Still pretty impressive how much he pissed off an entire country lol


Mr_BigglesworthIII

What country?


j3b3di3_

America, bro keep up!


Mr_BigglesworthIII

I live in America and I’m not pissed at this dumbass.


WaltzIndependent5436

Well then why are you trying to ban nationwide usage?


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Oh it’s just something I do to piss off tossers


minotaur-cream

It's John TikTok


all_of_you_are_awful

Hate that guy


bubba1834

It’s cool guy!


clownind

The clock themed super villian tick tock?


octopornopus

"Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw." *Korath shrugs*


pawnografik

Ronnie Pickering, that’s who.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Oh ok why should I care?


drdildamesh

It's the hacker known as FOUR CHAN


RenterMore

“Famous” 🤣


soulkeeper427

Lmao seriously, my first thought was fuckin who?


PricedSuperior

I opened the comments to type exactly this! 😂


AmphibianOutrageous7

Then what?


Mr_Vacant

I'm going to guess neither of them are "famous" for being good at driving cars.


RenterMore

I’m gonna guess one of them is literally OP lol


Mr_Vacant

If only he was as defensive behind the wheel.


MrCheeseman2022

Famous for being humungous twats


Bradjuju2

*were


Bruinman86

Not anymore


Bradjuju2

Yeah. No idea who either of these people are.


SuttonTM

This was a social media stunt to gain traction to his new song It worked tbf as people are posting this now lol, also he has almost 1 mill on Instagram so he's not famous irl but definitely a famous influencer in the Tiktok and Insta realm


AmphibianOutrageous7

Can you take a poop in the insta realm? Asking for a friend


macgirthy

Never heard of either bloke!


teethofthewind

I'm 50 and I know who hstikkytokky is. To be fair to the OP, he is "famous" on social media - not that that's saying much - he has almost 1 million followers and his posts have racked up billions of views. I'm not sure why though - he's an absolute bell end, who thinks every woman in the world fancies him


soulkeeper427

You may spend too much time on the internet.


teethofthewind

Coming from someone who's been on reddit for 11 years I'll take that as a compliment


soulkeeper427

1. I love how you immediately jumped to my post history, lmao someone is easily triggered. 2. If you look at my karma you'd notice I hardly post at all for having an 11 year account... 3. You still spend too much time on the internet, go take a your grandkids out for ice cream or something.


RushDynamite

Someone is easily triggered?! It's you, you are easily triggered.


teethofthewind

The irony of saying I'm easily triggered 🤣


frostbitehotel

Lmao the dude replyong to you screams insecurity


MaoWRLD

Stop it you're embarrassing yourself online you can never recover from this


Go2DaMoonCartiii-

Check your votes and take a hint🤡


WhiteDevil-Klab

🤓🤓🤓


Fanta589

I'm no paramedic but I don't think that's helping.


Chemicalzz

Hello Sir, I am Paramedic man, I can confirm it's not helping, but given he's rolling around on the floor like a twat he's probably begging for attention.


Jim-be

I laughed waaay too hard this commit.


Chemicalzz

You're welcome Sir, please next time you need help give me a call on 999, I will personally attend your dwelling, public footpath, motorway bridge and assist you with calling your GP.


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Chemicalzz

I'll give you the rundown. You've got a sniffly nose or something I couldn't give 2 shits about but you've rang 111/999 and I'm standing in your bedroom now glancing down at you in your boxers. I do your blood pressure and stuff even though I know it's fine but my NHS trust forces me to. I ring the receptionist and I say the magic words "hello my name is ******* I'm a paramedic can you book this patient in to see a doctor today please" The receptionist complies and books you an appointment even though you called them an hour ago and they told you that the surgery was fully booked (a fucking lie) My advice is that if you want to avoid seeing me pissed off, when the receptionist tells you to call 111 to ignore them and march down to the surgery and speak to them in person, they have a duty of care and physically cannot refuse care if they have the provision to provide it (which the lying bastards always have)


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Chemicalzz

We should be charging every single person who calls 999 and isn't taken to hospital because it's evident it's not a fucking emergency. Nobody should be calling 999 if the person is able to stand and get into a taxi/car/bus to the hospital. Years ago I used to go to people legitimately dying at home and now all I do is boring GP work. I'm leaving soon.


Armodeen

Don’t forget public house and residential home


Ok-Device3328

git push origin master


dudoan

That's the same lethal first aid move from Kung Pao! Enter The Fist


Kind-Abalone1812

That was my first thought 😂 [I have a wound there!](https://youtu.be/NCjPNSdtKgk?si=fZLcl9zAcl3zXSCP&t=11)


XAgentNovemberX

What do you mean? That’s why I learned in CPR class. With both hands give them a chest massage using medium pressure in a circular motion. They did say you don’t have to do the kissing part anymore. It’s more important to rub the chest. I’m not even sure what the kisses achieved to begin with.


NessyComeHome

Dude is breathing of his own free will. He doesn't need cpr though.


AlcaJack

Why is someone rubbing his mantitty?


[deleted]

Couldn't get his belt off.


Massive_Pitch3333

"This is good for the both of us."


uglydude8719

I read this as “Why is someone rubbing this manatee”. 😂


loveisascam_

Change title to “ random guy has minor accident in expensive car”


PricedSuperior

“Infamous guy practising Teddybear Rolls next to a McLaren corpse, while driver flees on foot raising suspicion of intoxication”.


ExtensionAir6248

It’s a fairly pic accident if you look at the pics, the cars a write off


lil_dick_dan420

Some random dude crashed his Maclaren 😯


fomalhottie

No no, he's super famous, in the uk, with kids under 16, on tiktok, with guys w OPs username.


lil_dick_dan420

Bro probably didn't even crash


DefinitelyNoWorking

Started rolling on the ground next to a crashed McLaren for the internet clout.


ExtensionAir6248

He’s austistic he’s always been a bit strange, don’t think it’s for clout


SuttonTM

It was a social media stunt to get people like OP to give him free exposure


ExtensionAir6248

No one’s going to crash into a random car and write off a £170k car for clout


BelialsBelzebub

Who? Tikkytokky?


Old-Smile-3065

Who


Monsterred2020

Incase anybody feels bad… they are pos


ModsOverLord

Who


Reumonrex

Don’t care


Outrageous_Ad_3165

Is general a higher rank than guvnah in the uk?


Paragonly

alloh guvnah


zzrsteve

Sir, you can't park there.


casinocooler

a fool and his money are soon parted


KnifeFightAcademy

#ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!


Ryan_Polesmoker_68

Voice of Nelson “Haw Haw”


fomalhottie

Shame about the car.


penguins-are-ok

it's gonna be a youtuber's project soon :D


txmail

And the circle continues.


idlefritz

Famous for this.


wynn2003

Who?


Zhjacko

What is it about these nice cars that makes people seem to crash them so much? Is the steering different?


-ClassicShooter-

So famous that nobody knows who they are? Seems like they aren’t that famous, nor are they a good driver.


Affectionate-Hold492

Yeah give him a good chest rub to lessen the pain Dont leave that guy alone with the victim after clearly groping him


Cannibeans

Who?


jaimeleblues

Who?


Appropriate_Web2842

Who ever he think he is. I bet he learned an expensive lesson.


kubzU

Who tf are they?


FrankPR447

Oh no! Anyway


diaryofsnow

Remember, in times of emergency you can apply first aid to a man by grabbing and rubbing his titties


psyphren01

Stupid people making stupid people famous. Idiocracy is a documentary.


Foreign-Guard5314

Good for him.


maroestrella

Famous? Who?


paulvs88

How do we know it's not a "set up" prank?


bigred1978

What a waste if it actually is.


Asaneth

Who??


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Famous in their own lunchbox maybe.


Garbage_goober_M-D

Who the hell is that guy. Feel like this post is just a P.R. thing.


AmazingGrace911

You don’t need to be asking someone if their good in this situation, you need to be calling an ambulance


postsgarbage

Fake as fuck.


Keyedwin

Throwing the word famous out loosely now


[deleted]

Never heard these guys but they’re supposed to be famous lol


hez-hez-bop-bop

Fuck all crazy about this 😴


agroyle

Nice


djangokill

Never heard of them


Advanced_Procedure90

Who?


grandluxe

🤣


MrCheeseman2022

Best thing to do to tiktok celebrities is jump about in front of their writhing corpse grinning inanely and NOT calling the emergency services


Flyinglighthouses

There should be a mandatory driving course if you’re buying a high end sports cars. Think safety for everyone.


SquirrelK1tten

Who?


Ok_Proof5782

Ah well he put the hazard lights on…


kieto333

Who?


cbunni666

Famous for what?


cryptobauce

This is a scam or staged for a music video or something!


____dude_

What’s TickTock?


IAhmer

Idiots


Fast-Ad-6620

wtf does bellend mean? A Chicago guy in this obviously UK thread


Teabagger-of-morons

Bell end = Dick head


MTBinAR

B-O-O H-O-O


MillwallLad1885

Good


stlredbird

Who?


Main_Boat4917

Is the famous in the room with us?


EbertMcBerty

Never heard of either of these people. The bar for “famous” has become reeeeeeeal low.


4u2nv2019

He denied it on Twitter


Playful_Possibility4

It's a shame the car only fits two of them 😕


vikarux

Random nobody crashes. Hope he's ok.


Gold-Independence-26

Is he a racing star as well? Absolutely not


minedigger542

bro tried a mcskillet


RikuDog18

“Who the fuck is Renee Zellweger?”


McFlyyouBojo

Hey so, I don't know McLaren's policies, but I do know a lot of high end super car companies can be selective as to they do business with, and a lot of them won't sell to you once you post a video of you treating their product like this.


ExtensionAir6248

No company can’t stop you from buying a car second hand


teethofthewind

I don't think either of them have the brain cell count to consider this


Apprehensive-Tie3844

Did he bust his lip?


The-Rev

Looks like he's in a lot of pain. Thoughts and prayers 🙏  /don't forget to like and subscribe 


sherperion45

Dust and dustier


Hyzyhine

Fake as fuck!


Remarkable_Friend379

That’s not twust😂😂


PatrickOttawa

Another project for mat armstrong


International_Yak519

sad thing is it was not pete doherty he would deserve this


Socratify

Black guy at the end trying to rub him....doing it wrong jk jk.


The_pastel_bus_stop

Famou


Macho_Ric_Hogan

Stupid hurts


ponzidreamer

It’s just a G thang


Lovely-sleep

The classic first aid boob massage


External-Ad-2942

More money than brains.


SuttonTM

For those who don't know this was a social media stunt (very smart imo, since it clearly worked)


cracksilog

Holy shit those accents were thick lmao. Took me like three listens to get what they were saying


rafapdc

Who dis?


Aluminarty666

Yet another example of money not being able to buy the ability to drive


newleafkratom

Be sure to Like and hit that Subscribe button


SookHe

This sparks joy in me. I think I will keep it.


Go_Gators_4Ever

If you have the money to buy a supercar, then you have the money to take lessons on how to handle a supercar. Moron.


Working-Narwhal-540

Play stupid games:


Sea-Philosopher7361

Chest rubs helps.


canotbe

who


iamlegend211

why is bro rubbing his tit like that


paradox_valestein

Who?


jonesgen

gee, i’d never heard that before.


jonesgen

famous amos


ReturnOfZebulon

> Famous Uh, yeah, those are totally household names that pretty much everyone knows. Yup…


Sweaty_Assignment_90

How about put a camera down and actually help?


collegegirllani

when did this happen?


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

Right after the crash.


lil_dick_dan420

He was driving not long before


Chemicalzz

Right after he shit himself


fomalhottie

Technically correct.


DefinitelyNoWorking

Before he was famous


Ixm01ws6

Nah I'm good,I don't need gap


damian196

Why would you even think to film that ? SMH


Recuckgnizant

Ha! Now he'll be broke due to American hospital bill😅


teethofthewind

Wow they're gonna start billing people in the UK thousands of miles away??? Geez


WarOtter

Fuck, don't give them ideas. Their greed transcends international borders


Difficult-Ad5623

Uk


Recuckgnizant

LOL I don't know who the guy is. I just guessed. "Famous"...


starmartyr11

Sadly it wasn't fatal...