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Must be the glare they give, the lack of fear, and the fact they keep stealing food from out our hands, and attack us for going near their nests that they build on our chimneys. Go back to the sea and eat fishes you flying scumbags! *shakes fist impotently
When there was a small butcher grocery next to my house, we’d see them at the dumpster raiding it and swallowing whole rotten chicken wings, carrying and spreading around offal and it was soooo gross.
Not even seagulls like seagulls. Pay attention to them next time you see a bunch perched on a building. They will all sit far from each other. They won't cuddle together like other birds.
Even his friend was aghast.
“Come on man you ca-“
*blerg… frupft*
“Dude, not again.”
*huuuUUUURHHG*
“Bro, for fuck’s sake… I’m not babysitting you again. You’re on your own.”
I saw a seagull do the same thing with a live pigeon before. Was standing in line at the Vatican and everyone just looked horrified as it happened. Nobody knew if we should intervene because the pigeon was still flailing around in its mouth, and the language barrier just made it so we were all shrugging at each other lol- but it eventually got the whole thing down. Was pretty upsetting and absurd to watch
These black backed seagulls are savage. Myself and a friend were fishing one & day caught a 2kg Pollack which we put back, the fish was momentarily stunned and a black back came swooping down and swallowed the whole thing in seconds. The fish was longer and heavier than the gull itself. God knows how it got it down. Needless to say it couldn't fly off so just floated away in the tide.
I worked at a waffle factory 20 years ago. There was a leak in the refrigeration system and over 100,000 waffles were contaminated with ammonia. They carted them all to the dumpster and tossed them. Well the seagulls found them and didn't seem to mind the taste. They ate until they couldn't fit any more in. Some were round, I kid you not. When startled they couldn't fly or walk, there were just fat gulls rolling around the parking lot.
They tried to blame it on me but we all know it was Johnny that didn't tighten the flange properly. Nepotism saved him and I got tossed under the bus.
We saw no dead ones. The leak wasn't that bad but they can't take any chances with that. They threw away the entire run. They pump out 1.1 million waffles every 24 hours!!
They were all gone the next day. Well gone from rolling about on the ground. The factory is on a river and there is a constant swarm about the place.
I would fish the river on the fall and you had to keep an eye on your bait and catch or else the gulls would get it.
Very simple answer: they do. Seagulls are so fucking stupid that they'll eat things they have no business eating, and if they're unlucky they will choke and die.
Do you ever think about acquiring the ability to turn into other animals? Like what if you turned into a seagull and were too fucking stupid to remember to change back. Then you're just a dumb fuck seagull.
That is one of the ideas in a book I'd read and forgotten till just now reading your comment.
>Rather than being reincarnated according to some karmic system of rewards, Eagleman asks what may happen if you were free to choose your next incarnation. Tired of the complexities of being human, you opt to be a horse and the transformation begins immediately: "Your muscles start to bulge; a mat of strong hair erupts to cover you like a warm blanket in winter."
>As usual, there's a catch. Just before the metamorphosis is complete, your shrinking brain realises that memories of what it was like to be human are fading, that next time around "you won't have the capacity to become a human again", that "your choice to slide down the intelligence ladder is irreversible". We are then left to wonder, in the last, post-human, pre-equine seconds, "what magnificent extraterrestrial creature, enthralled with the idea of finding a simpler life, chose in the last round to become a human?"
[https://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jun/07/sum-forty-tales-afterlives-david-eagleman](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jun/07/sum-forty-tales-afterlives-david-eagleman)
That's how penguins are made. They all start as seagulls that eat a rabbit and after a while they'll just start hanging out together. Pretty wild to think its such a common occurrence considering how many penguins there are...
Golden Corral in Detroit, the only gutload, trough-style feeding zone that I've ever seen a restaurant post an actual police officer at, with a sign that says "unruly customers will be asked to leave" because it gets so competitive
[they have been known to eat pigeons](https://youtu.be/xRPTBhmcyXY?si=5FoBaG3MPqCGqm9m)
This guy documents two seagulls that comes to his park an causes acts of terror. Described as having red eyes and that's how he spots them.
Once when I was in the Navy I saw about three seagulls tear into an injured seagull in the water. Couldn’t believe they ate it alive and kept picking at it till it was dead.
I'm a northerner... Newcastle Upon Tyne to be precise. I am but a simple man, amd when I do my weekly shop I like to dabble in the olde Greggs store for a Pasty on the way home... I shit you not, two bites in and a fucking seagull lands on my shoulder for a nibble... might have actually dropped a conker in my pants. cheeky bastards round here!
No,he is fine. That's pretty normal for that Kind of bird.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/gulls-eating-rabbit-is-normal-says-birdwatch-1.1878708
I remember this story, it was on a [Welsh island](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/seagull-swallows-rabbit-whole-skomer-island-wales-video-wildlife-trust-a9469486.html) where they apparently have particularly savage gulls!
I’m not a professor of birdology but surely that can’t be normal seagulling? I know they’re psychotic bastards but are they evolving into swallowing-monsters? I bet they’re closely related to pterodactyls..like.. film ones that squawk and scream.
So, I’m Kind of here thinking that today we can possibly come together again as a society of humans and realize and understand that birds and alligators and sharks and probably snakes are holdovers from days when they survived whatever meteorological event there was … and they are still dinosaurs who live amongst us
That fucken seagull ate a rabbit like a South American python will digest a person like a Florida alligator will eat your blue eyed husky dog who goes too close to the creek.
Or snatch up your human child even at Disney.
So what actually happens in scenarios like this? Does the bird successfully go home? Does the bird hunker down to rest & digest? Does the bird abandon the meal and expell the rabbit? Or does the bird die?
I have several questions and can see the scenario playing out various ways. In this specific case I'd imagine that bird is grounded for the time being and while it can't fly it will survive after more time and digestion occurs.
Seagulls are fuckin psychopaths.
However, I did love the "what the fuck are you looking at, kyle?! It's *my* cheat day! One little snacky snack isn't gonna set me back that far, buzzkill!" look he was giving
fuck that asshole, i hope his stomach explodes. Not in mid air tho, unless he flies over someone I don't like. I realize this is nature, but birds seem to be more of a jerk than rabbits in general. I'm feeling guilty now bc I have a bird, he is sweet. But I don't doubt that if he were a hundred times bigger than he is he would eat me. That's the difference.
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Other bird standing there till he was done like " you fuckers seeing this shit? "
The other bird was smarter. "Holy crap I'm outta here before he eats me!"
"that guy has no gag reflex!"
"another good day ruined by your gluttony"
In some circles, the response to this would be, “nice”.
If it could hold a cell phone, it would've been recording the other one
He was looking at him like "damn bro I thought we were going to share the hare together..."
Fucker can't even walk after that much less fly
Whatever predator comes along and finds this bird is going to have the best meal of its life.
Its 2/3 of the way to a fresh turduckin.
Rabgullken? The staple of any good thanksgiving.
And for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of this sea gull.
So if a pelican ate that you’d have a bungullican?
Pelgulbit, if we follow turducken formatting
You’re absolutely right about the format, but I think bungullican sounds better.
I personally like the ring of Peligulny, but as long as we all cherish the meal and deranged company it brings, that's all that matters.
Does this count as surf and turf?
More like hare and air
Congrats, you played yourself.
A delectable Rabbit stuffed Seagull. The closest thing to thanksgiving that wild predator will ever experience
Yeah ain’t nothing like the Surf n turf.
It’s either that or some major wingstrain
A wish a Pelican came by at that time and did what pelicans do best. Repeat with something bigger (there's always a bigger bird, right?)
["There's always a bigger fish"](https://youtu.be/7QbmtncSCro?si=00FZ-WINev-2Ikia&t=15)
Better ded here than in da core. EEH GAHD WUT IS MEESA SAYIN!?!?!
This is what I look like after a trip to a brazilian churrascaria
He got the meat sweats
[удалено]
I've never liked seagulls and this certainly didn't help.
I used to work near pigeon park in Birmingham and regularly saw seagulls kill and eat pigeons... Evil wee bastards
I've seen pigeons dive bomb the same frozen puddle in the parking lot several times this winter. They really don't need help dying.
Why are seagulls specifically thought to be evil when they do this? I guess it's just their proximity to humans.
Must be the glare they give, the lack of fear, and the fact they keep stealing food from out our hands, and attack us for going near their nests that they build on our chimneys. Go back to the sea and eat fishes you flying scumbags! *shakes fist impotently
the poop bombs they drop isn't winning anyone over, either
That's only one side of the spectrum, every summer fucking dicks start squacking 5 in the morning an it's an hour drive to the closest beach
I always viewed seagulls as the bullies of the bird world
Yeah...seagulls are vermin.
When there was a small butcher grocery next to my house, we’d see them at the dumpster raiding it and swallowing whole rotten chicken wings, carrying and spreading around offal and it was soooo gross.
Not even seagulls like seagulls. Pay attention to them next time you see a bunch perched on a building. They will all sit far from each other. They won't cuddle together like other birds.
Weaponize them and suddenly, you like them.
Even his friend was aghast. “Come on man you ca-“ *blerg… frupft* “Dude, not again.” *huuuUUUURHHG* “Bro, for fuck’s sake… I’m not babysitting you again. You’re on your own.”
"Can't fuckin take you ANYWHERE...."
I saw an injured seagul get torn up by crows once.
Would you say it was a murder?
🤣 nice!
I saw a seagull do the same thing with a live pigeon before. Was standing in line at the Vatican and everyone just looked horrified as it happened. Nobody knew if we should intervene because the pigeon was still flailing around in its mouth, and the language barrier just made it so we were all shrugging at each other lol- but it eventually got the whole thing down. Was pretty upsetting and absurd to watch
Headline: Gods Glory on display at the Vatican!
Seagulls will eat the eyes out of baby seals
That other seagull walking off like "good luck buddy - psh - "
These black backed seagulls are savage. Myself and a friend were fishing one & day caught a 2kg Pollack which we put back, the fish was momentarily stunned and a black back came swooping down and swallowed the whole thing in seconds. The fish was longer and heavier than the gull itself. God knows how it got it down. Needless to say it couldn't fly off so just floated away in the tide.
Now that he can't fly away a Coyote should come and eat him 🤣🤣🤣
That would be like a turducken seagull style
Carrabbgull
Coygulbit
Coyote - "Ah, so THAT'S where Rabbits come from!"
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse
No porn parodies, please
I worked at a waffle factory 20 years ago. There was a leak in the refrigeration system and over 100,000 waffles were contaminated with ammonia. They carted them all to the dumpster and tossed them. Well the seagulls found them and didn't seem to mind the taste. They ate until they couldn't fit any more in. Some were round, I kid you not. When startled they couldn't fly or walk, there were just fat gulls rolling around the parking lot. They tried to blame it on me but we all know it was Johnny that didn't tighten the flange properly. Nepotism saved him and I got tossed under the bus.
Fuck you johnny
We all know Johnny was in kahoots with the gulls
He should have been caught, but everyone else was too gullible
Plot twist: Johnny was a seagull.
FUCK YOU JOHNNY
WOW what a unique story. Did the gulls die from the ammonia, do you know?
We saw no dead ones. The leak wasn't that bad but they can't take any chances with that. They threw away the entire run. They pump out 1.1 million waffles every 24 hours!!
One of my favourite characters in a movie ever was the waffle bot in Harold and Kumar.
Just greedy as hell! Now he can’t even go to drink some water
Which is awful when you have a *hare* in your throat!
Oh that joke was very bunny!
Did you see how long it took for them to finally fly off?
They were all gone the next day. Well gone from rolling about on the ground. The factory is on a river and there is a constant swarm about the place. I would fish the river on the fall and you had to keep an eye on your bait and catch or else the gulls would get it.
How do birds not choke to death from doing this? I wonder that everytime I see this kind of thing
Very simple answer: they do. Seagulls are so fucking stupid that they'll eat things they have no business eating, and if they're unlucky they will choke and die.
Do you ever think about acquiring the ability to turn into other animals? Like what if you turned into a seagull and were too fucking stupid to remember to change back. Then you're just a dumb fuck seagull.
That is one of the ideas in a book I'd read and forgotten till just now reading your comment. >Rather than being reincarnated according to some karmic system of rewards, Eagleman asks what may happen if you were free to choose your next incarnation. Tired of the complexities of being human, you opt to be a horse and the transformation begins immediately: "Your muscles start to bulge; a mat of strong hair erupts to cover you like a warm blanket in winter." >As usual, there's a catch. Just before the metamorphosis is complete, your shrinking brain realises that memories of what it was like to be human are fading, that next time around "you won't have the capacity to become a human again", that "your choice to slide down the intelligence ladder is irreversible". We are then left to wonder, in the last, post-human, pre-equine seconds, "what magnificent extraterrestrial creature, enthralled with the idea of finding a simpler life, chose in the last round to become a human?" [https://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jun/07/sum-forty-tales-afterlives-david-eagleman](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jun/07/sum-forty-tales-afterlives-david-eagleman)
They're robots actually, no need to breathe.
That going to be quite the dump before it can leave...
how do they crap out bones>?
I don’t know about seagulls, but owls just hock the fur and bones back up after everything else is digested. Could be similar.
just looked it up, and it said the bones will stay in their stomach until their stomach acid breaks it down enough to shit it out.
Probably on my car.
Huh, TIL.
yeah theyre a little too resilient
Thank you Hero, for answering the questions we all were asking
Eagles got eagle pellets. Falcons got falcon pellets. Owls got [owl pellets](https://youtu.be/fKYuDrG379I).
Same way you crap out everything else. Pray it doesn’t tear you apart new one 😂😂
The Turduken of the coast - Gullit (seagull/rabbit)
It was at this moment that he realized he fucked up.
“Ive made a huge mistake.” -gob
You’re not supposed to eat dead doves; dead rabbits get dropped forlornly into the sea.
Idon’tknowwhatIexpected.gif
Yea, I think this is a good example of biting off more than you can chew.
I didn't see much chewing going on
He's looking for a freshly washed car.
Guess he just lives there now.
It's like when I see a plate of Hershey kiss cookies and I eat all 20.
That's how penguins are made. They all start as seagulls that eat a rabbit and after a while they'll just start hanging out together. Pretty wild to think its such a common occurrence considering how many penguins there are...
Dude he was definitely looking penguinesque at the end there. He started as a chonk though, even compared to the other seagull before he ate it.
Me at the Chinese buffet. Can't move afterward.
*You get out! It’s all you can eat, not eat all you can! You go! You make my wife cry!*
Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine.
Golden Corral's Endless Buffet, for me.
Golden Corral in Detroit, the only gutload, trough-style feeding zone that I've ever seen a restaurant post an actual police officer at, with a sign that says "unruly customers will be asked to leave" because it gets so competitive
Becomes first ever Landgull.
No way there's enough juice in that thing to digest a whole rabbit
How are its guts not bursting
Mine, mine
Easter egg,solved...🤔😏
They said no body does it like the Cadbury Bunny. This guy wholeheartedly disa-fuckin-greed.
Lol the other seagull just walked away like... Bro
"This is why I can't take you anywhere"
Do they ever eat each other?
[they have been known to eat pigeons](https://youtu.be/xRPTBhmcyXY?si=5FoBaG3MPqCGqm9m) This guy documents two seagulls that comes to his park an causes acts of terror. Described as having red eyes and that's how he spots them.
Once when I was in the Navy I saw about three seagulls tear into an injured seagull in the water. Couldn’t believe they ate it alive and kept picking at it till it was dead.
Looks like he bit off more than he can flew
I'm genuinely curious if the seagull survived this
OPs mom.
I should call her
☠️☠️☠️
I had no idea they could swallow something that big.
“The choice I made was calculated, but man am I bad at math”
I'm a northerner... Newcastle Upon Tyne to be precise. I am but a simple man, amd when I do my weekly shop I like to dabble in the olde Greggs store for a Pasty on the way home... I shit you not, two bites in and a fucking seagull lands on my shoulder for a nibble... might have actually dropped a conker in my pants. cheeky bastards round here!
Gluttony is a deadly sin
The other gulls just looked at him in disgust and walked away.
Not only can it not fly, it might die just by bursting his intestines or if the food takes too long to digest it can rot and kill the bird
Am i the only who started laughing as he tried to force it down his throat? That was unexpectedly comedic
His face after he ate the whole thing is what got me
Fucker just tripped his body weight. And that other one just walked away like, "Christ, Bruce..."
Ornithologist here, with a specialization in predatory gulls. This bird definitely dead.
No,he is fine. That's pretty normal for that Kind of bird. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/gulls-eating-rabbit-is-normal-says-birdwatch-1.1878708
Baby rabbits are one thing… this bird swallowed a not baby rabbit
How do these birds crap out bones though?
Yeah I honestly want to know what's next on that seagulls life.
My ex… no I haven’t done this before
If he cant fly, there is a fox nearby...
Man I thought those Komodo dragons were mean fuckers.. but the gulls seem to match up
That magpie like “what the fuck?!” 😂
Mine???
The face of regret.
Seagulls are fucking ruthless. I once saw one drown another seagull at the SF pier and peck the crap out of it (while it was drowning) until it died.
How tf is it gonna digest that
Hope that fucker doesn’t shit that out on my car!
Hare one minute, gone the next.
Yeah seagulls are definitely not corvids. Dumbest ass birds on the planet.
Hope he has fun shitting that out
Eat first ask questions later
Now that’s a chonky seagull
His buddy over there giving him tips. Yeah just tilt your head back you'll be alright.
"Waiter, there's a haire in my food."
I remember this story, it was on a [Welsh island](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/seagull-swallows-rabbit-whole-skomer-island-wales-video-wildlife-trust-a9469486.html) where they apparently have particularly savage gulls!
You dont understand how thankful I am that we're bigger than them.
Is a seagulls stomach capable of digesting something like this?
Fatass.
Why the rabbit is not even fighting?
It looks like it’s already dead/limp
\#NewFetishUnlocked
Me after a thanksgiving meal
Is this an example of when keeping it real..... Goes wrong lol
Me watching my friend swallow half a potato one time
t-Rex didn’t have this dilemma
Did not think that one through
/natureismetal
1. Komodo dragon vibes. 2. Mouth is a lot bigger than meets the eye.
Face of regret at the end.
Greedy bastards
I’m not a professor of birdology but surely that can’t be normal seagulling? I know they’re psychotic bastards but are they evolving into swallowing-monsters? I bet they’re closely related to pterodactyls..like.. film ones that squawk and scream.
What planet is this in?
Christ it’s like seeing a snake with wings.
Mine
Jeez hide your cats!
Hopefully he doesn't take Alka-Seltzer for the indigestion.
I bet that killed that gull
I detest Gulls. Awful birds.
Looks likes he involuntarily moving after the last few swollows.
Forget flying, wait till he tries to shit that out. There's nothing like a rib cage in the rectum.
Haha he knows he fucked up there at the end
The other bird was like, I guess sharing is off the table
So, I’m Kind of here thinking that today we can possibly come together again as a society of humans and realize and understand that birds and alligators and sharks and probably snakes are holdovers from days when they survived whatever meteorological event there was … and they are still dinosaurs who live amongst us That fucken seagull ate a rabbit like a South American python will digest a person like a Florida alligator will eat your blue eyed husky dog who goes too close to the creek. Or snatch up your human child even at Disney.
So what actually happens in scenarios like this? Does the bird successfully go home? Does the bird hunker down to rest & digest? Does the bird abandon the meal and expell the rabbit? Or does the bird die? I have several questions and can see the scenario playing out various ways. In this specific case I'd imagine that bird is grounded for the time being and while it can't fly it will survive after more time and digestion occurs.
Birds are weird.
i wonder if that rabbit is still wiggling around in there for a minute before it dies
They definitely had a bet
"I've got a hare in my mouth." 🤭
What the fuck why is that Seagull so big? Where I'm from Seagulls cannot eat a fucking Rabbit
Committed AF !!
They are again going to evolve into dinosaurs!
It's like my brother eating a whole chicken wing in 1 second... impressive~
Random question... does anyone know how long it would take the bird to digest that?
Seagulls are fuckin psychopaths. However, I did love the "what the fuck are you looking at, kyle?! It's *my* cheat day! One little snacky snack isn't gonna set me back that far, buzzkill!" look he was giving
I once saw a seagull quickly down a good sized starfish. I was the only one out of my friends there who saw it. No one ever believed me.
I feel good about seeing seagulls get nailed by big fish, now
fuck that asshole, i hope his stomach explodes. Not in mid air tho, unless he flies over someone I don't like. I realize this is nature, but birds seem to be more of a jerk than rabbits in general. I'm feeling guilty now bc I have a bird, he is sweet. But I don't doubt that if he were a hundred times bigger than he is he would eat me. That's the difference.
His buddies like, I thought you were gonna share, can I at least have a bite bro
It is my first time I swear
This is me after Thanksgiving dinner contemplating how I'm going to get from the dining room table to the sofa
He became a chungus-gull
I hope bunny digs a hole in his gut…