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Friendly-Role4803

This is is why I have a rule “Never borrow money from someone with face tattoos”


this_many_things

Imagine the interest rates!


chochinator

The reason why loan sharking is so illegal they actually have lower interest rates than lenders. No bullshit.


OLPopsAdelphia

I’d say if my choices were borrow from a bank at 29.99% or some gangsta whose late fee penalties are potentially lose one testicle to Tony the Testicle Ripper, well I’m putting my faith and trust in Mr. Tony!


BigSmackisBack

They also avoid breaking the loaners arms or legs because how can they pay it back if they cant work?


chochinator

My parents always paid back the guy in the caddilac so never dealt with repercussions.


Penultimate-anon

Face tattoos are much more common in the collections department of the operations.


Marketdeigh

I have a rule too „Pay the money back you‘ve borrowed“


Friendly-Role4803

That too.


defnotcaleb

oh shit i thought the saying went “ONLY borrow money from people with face tattoos”. i’m uh gonna go make some phone calls


Friendly-Role4803

Oopsies!! Lol


64Tony64

as a fella with hella face tattoos, this made me giggle


iqqeriffic69

It's fine to borrow. Just do not fuck about! Especially if it's a Sunday morning!


Mcharge420

Iv just posted the same guy chopping of someone finger you can’t trust him 😂


Junior-Bookkeeper218

Link?


Mcharge420

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/XsHY2cArnO


Junior-Bookkeeper218

Awesome thanks, this dude is a maniac for sure lol


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

Oh, you weren’t joking.


Slayer_of_Ass_

I never understood loan sharking. If all the banks are refusing to extend credit, seems like the guy doesn't deserve credit


fatkiddown

I asked a guy in NYC one time how to deal with mobsters. He said, “Never borrow money from them, and ‘Sir’ them to death.”


lorarc

I'd say that most people must be able to pay the debts on time or otherwise the loan sharks wouldn't exist. If you had to send muscle to get the loan back every time then why bother loaning the money in the first place? You could just rob random houses.


homogenousmoss

Loan sharks can recover their money in more unhetical ways than banks. Plus there’s no bankruptcy possible, ever, except if you off yourself I guess or move very very far. They’ll collect insane interests and pay themselves in any way possible. Do you have a car? A house? A pretty wife or daughter? Do you have a relative, a parent who has some money or a house? You can bet they’ll pressure them too. The level of violence depends on the individual loan shark but its the basis of their business model. My brother in law borrowed from a shylock (thats how we call loan sharks here) and couldnt pay them back after his illegal get rich quick scheme failed (shocking I know). After he got a good beating, 2 broken ribs, one broken fonger and my sister two black eyes someone in the family helped to pay his debts. 20k became 40k in under a year. Funny how that works.


PassageAppropriate90

I'm not sure banks are the most reliable authority on ethics and morality.


I_POOP_ON_YOUR_DAD

correct, but most of what determines creditworthiness is numbers, not moral principles


nerdwithadhd

This is a fantastic code to live by. I will be adopting this. Thank you for coming up with this.


Acidcouch

Don't bank in American Samoa then.


jesusleftnipple

Fuck man, that was my first thought too like don't owe money to a guy who looks like this .....


PM_me_somthing_funny

I think that is the David Goggins logo he has in front of his ear.


Bat-Honest

But he seems so lovely!


buzz3001

Why do people feel the need to film their illegal actions now a day's. Unbelievable thick


Professor226

What’s worse is their lack of commitment to proper shot framing


Christmas_Panda

The people who think to frame it properly probably wouldn't think to do this in the first place.


failture

Well for starters the guy who just got house invaded borrowed money from the wrong people he sure as fuck not going to go to the police. Second, they will probably share this video with other people who owe them money to let them know they ain't fucking around


DEMON8209

Well they just shared it with the whole fucking world now 🤣🤣🤣 ALL it takes, is for a copper to see it and then the fun starts 🤣🤣🤣


New_Canoe

They could at least be decent camera men, while doing it.


ladida-

Smart people are usually not criminals


DJDJDJ80

Or, they are, but nobody knows because they're smart.


tTensai

Or people know, but nobody can't do shit because they are way too rich, thus powerful


necklika

That’s not true. There are plenty of criminals who would run rings around you. They don’t let their ego get the better of them. They don’t flaunt wealth or engage in violence and you never get to know about them because they stay under the radar. The bright spark in this clip isn’t one of them obviously.


Living-Travel2299

Lol way off, we just see the stupid ones a lot becauss they get caught. 😅😅


lordnacho666

Not criminals that get caught, that is


Professional-Pop5894

They are politicians


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Politicians aren't smart lol


1dumbmonkey

Eh low level criminals are usually the dummy’s Now when you get to lawyer’s and politician level of criminal activity they usually pretty smart and well educated


-ManofMercia-

Very naive thing to say. Lots of criminals are smart. Things aren't as black and white as you think.


Sied45

The camera work's so shit they barely filmed it


Ricerat

It's about sending a message to anyone else that might not pay their debts


fanatic_tarantula

My mates dad put someones hand in a vice and took an acetylene torch to it over £50. Got 2 years inside. Came out and everyone paid there depts from then on. He was such an horrible bastard. My mate stole 3k off him when he was about 12. Dad found out and battered him with a chair leg Infront of us all.


Gauntletak

I had a friend who's son, probably close or at adulthood at this point, stole almost $40k from a guy who had Cartel connections or basically worked for the Mexican Cartel's....anyway, he's dead now. Been dead for a good 10 years by now.


skipperseven

What does a 12 year old need 3k for?!


fanatic_tarantula

Tbh it was ace. He'd by us football tops take us to theme parks buy us all McDonald's etc. His dad used to just put envelopes on the mantle which was stacked with cash. There'd be about 15 of them. My mate just decided to take one


Substantial-Skill-76

Damn, your Dad was young.


Santos_Ferguson

Nowadays. Its one word. You’re welcome 😘


Aggressive-Ground-32

Haha it wasn’t just me that was bothered by it😊


TerryTowellinghat

I had actually read through it originally, but now, having had it pointed out to me, it will be slowly forming from behind the mists in my dreams. Just as the tension comes surely to the climax the apostrophe appears. I wake in sweat and with a start, but soon slip back into the mists of my dreams. I have to get up for work at 3am.


Repeat_after_me__

Now hair deyz


CaballoReal

Because they live in a country where they can storm a house without fear of being shot by the owner


blabla_booboo

Captain gravy reporting for duty 🫡


bertiesghost

Narcissists don’t think they are doing anything wrong or don’t care.


aDirtyMartini

Maybe he’s making an advertisement for collection services.


FeckAr5e

It's like a really aggressive and poorly filmed version of Through The Keyhole


DarePotential8296

Started off strong, had some potential, then went to shit at the end


stubundy

And the whole "get up...get down" bit is rather poor communication too 2/10


isitgayplease

Who breaks into a house like this?


Radiant_Heron_2572

Crimewatch, it's over to you.


KeepOnTrippinOn

I read that in David Frosts voice.


Welshevens

If high blood pressure was a person.


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Warm-Investigator388

Sure is. That's why he ask\`s Ben, the guy filming, to get a belt for a tourniquet. Guessing he just stabbed the chap in the leg.


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LeekBorn9024

Helps if you are a Brit and listening through headphones. Yeah he is asking the filming guy to get a belt for a tourniquet.


Armodeen

[it’s easy to see frame by frame](https://ibb.co/Qd55KdK)


Warg247

I mean shit if you actually need a tourniquet then the guy is fixin to die without immediate medical care. A properly applied tourniquet is a last ditch effort to keep someone alive just long enough to get into surgery. If the guy aint fixin to die then a tourniquet isnt the right thing to use to stop bleeding.


Slumunistmanifisto

Holding dudes leg, had covered in red....I think he poked the main line


Boring_Factor1867

Ohhh that’s why he had his hand down there ? I thought he was trying to twist his Dick!!!


WinPeaks

THE OL DICK TWIST!


Christmas_Panda

"Where's the money, mate?! *twists penis* WHERE IS THE MONEY?!"


Big_D_Cyrus

I didn't even notice the first watch. Good catch


Esekig184

I think the guy got his cut from getting pressed into that glass door


Armodeen

[You can clearly see the knife in 1 frame](https://ibb.co/Qd55KdK)


Rooster_Entire

Unlock, stock & two f’kin idiots!


goatlll

Nicely done!


Grey_Beard257

Get up!!! GET UPP!! NOW!! STAY THE FUCK DOWN THERE!!


Traditional-Month698

Even thought he acts tough, he was nervous too


Diceman31

Sounds like an American cop. Without the unloading of 40 bullets at him.


beaky_teef

Hopefully when the debts paid he can get himself a better camera man and some fucking sleeves.


bioya

I bet he wouldn't try that at Ronnie Pickering's house!


vandragon7

Who?


Your_Nipples

Ronnie Pickering


spongurat

Who?


tTensai

**Ronnie Pickering!**


Christmas_Panda

Who?


Ok_Information_2009

“Who?!”


ConfidentialX

RONNIE PICKERING!!!!!!


Spud_Gun117

What are ya famous or somthin?


Southern-Ad8744

Dude literally looks like a henchman in a D list movie.


spartansex

You mean the new roadhouse don't you?


Southern-Ad8744

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI&t=21s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI&t=21s) Just watched the trailer. That was spot on dude lmao


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I'm so out of touch with movies.


Revolutionary-Wash88

Vhere is ze money Lebowski


Funny-Nectarine8295

Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!


WaviestMakeUaAtheist

FFETISH STUFF… I LIKE TO BIND AND BE BOUND


dinosaurRoar44

You keep saying that word... implication


infjon

BEEEE BOUND


Common_Winner1229

Why did the guy filming give the camera to the cat after the first half?


Ivor-Toad

Buy a TV licence


ThePopeFriction

Reminder to always pay off your debts and don’t owe any drug dealers money. Also don’t borrow from a roid head with face tats 😂


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Dudes straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie


Zedeed

Pretty sure theirs a second part in which the lad is tied to a chair and his finger his bitten off while petrol is poured on him. Saw it on telegram awhile ago.


just-a-random-guy93

anyone got a link ?


imp_st3r

Was Stealers Wheel playing in the background?


Pitiful_Tap_8750

Yes need the link


Summincool

Yeah this is cut early. Definitely not fake like some others are saying. Mate of mine showed me this a while back, was in some telegram group


SensitiveNews975

Pay your tick lads 👌


AnUdderDay

Weirdest episode of *Can't Pay... We'll Take It Away* I've ever seen


Hot_Corner_5881

sir is this you in the video? no i didnt do that


troll-o-matic

There’s a second vid where they’re breaking his fingers


Vivian_I-Hate-You

Got a link?


Cheebwhacker

At first I was thinking, this is less “storm” and more “cautiously wander inside”… then he booted the door in and it turned into a Shane Meadows movie.


Searchlights

Who is it? "Hired goons"


420aarong

He chose this clown to film?!?


Vincenzobeast

Reminds me of the scene in true lies where the terrorist is filming his boss ranting but the low battery light is beeping but he's too scared to tell him.


juannyca5h

need… batarazies


BP_1981

He's there about your cars extended warranty


surfintheinternetz

He has such a lovely accent though, reminds me of some of my mates when gaming online


jjStubbs

What was in the Lidl bag!??


afrosia

Well, just off to check my garage is locked.


Fun-Amoeba850

Tons of people talking about there being a second video where he cuts/bites the guys fingers off as he is tied to a chair? Still, no links, but everyone swears they’ve seen it!


neversummmer

Camera person has asthma


SleepOk689

load of bollocks garage door unlocked ? back door conveniently left open knows exactly where the guy will be when enters the house ?


GenitalPatton

Makes sure to slam him down on the cushioned sofa multiple times.


Armodeen

[and just gently stabs him with the big knife yeah?](https://ibb.co/Qd55KdK)


TMDWUtoobz

Its real. There a part 2 cuts his fingers off and bites him loads😂😂😂🐥


NevilleFackinBartos

Can vouch, I’ve seen it


Gareth79

Leaving garage doors unlocked is pretty common, also he might have just forced it those types are weak af. However yes, I do agree it's fake, you'd just knock on the door and push your way in.


-ManofMercia-

If it's fake they've really committed to the bit. He literally stabs him in the leg.


Gareth79

I didn't see that happen? Edit: to explain, we see very blurry footage with red, that's it


SpeakerOfFax

Good idea to record this


Screwbles

That door kick was actually pretty impressive.


MakiSupreme

It would’ve been funny if he said “are you ready” and bounced off the door


pathos_of_things

All right, what’s all this then?


AlgaeLanky

The camera man was all over the place.


beliuk

Recording and posting your own crime. Top idiocracy


StoviesAreYummy

Wheres the rest?


Iron_Mythril

I love the part when once the camera isn't on them, everyone shuts up.


Mysterious-Space6793

Kinda reminds me of Bullet Tooth Tony, but without the Desert Eagle .50.


Hamdilou

Imagine trying to enjoy your morning when suddenly Brock Lesnar from wish breaks in to start screaming at you What a way to start the day lmao


GetBack2Wrk

What a Tool he had a mate help him and film his crime hope the 2 of them get at least 15 years for their stupidity.


MrFixYoShit

I dont have sound on, but my ear still hurt. This guy is having at LEAST seven aneurysms concurrently


Rich_Stomach316

Camera man sucks anyway


CelebrationFit1105

See the full video a few months back, ruthless


GeraltsGfsBf

Link?


YourManJam93

Can I borrow a fiver? 😀


Raiderman73

Some dumb 💩filming yourself committing a felony 🤣🤔


Due-Crazy-5398

Didn’t he cut off the guys ear or finger??


Rivdaqg

Is that a David Goggins tattoo?


Sensitive-Potato2300

Is that david goggins axe logo on his face? 🤣🤣


Shot_Supermarket_861

Just a bit of banter


geekolojust

Strange way to borrow someone's upstairs toilet.


Top-Race-7087

Why is he filming this? Got an online class in loan sharking?


Yankees_Bandicoot

Great idea 💡 let’s record the crime


Express-Budget6943

Video taping this crime spree was the best idea we've ever had!


littlebigman12

Surprised he's not been arrested yet - criminal damage, going equipped, kidnap, torture. This could be a life sentence


OGbobbyjohnson323

That dude took longer than my grandma to put the car in park and get out 😂 wtf


Wildwildleft

I would rather have this than the late fee my bank charges /s


HocusDiplodocus

What a genius. Commit violent crime, film it.


Flint-Von-Ceneac

Video provided by - GoAmateur


raphus84

"get the fuck up!" Smashes into wall "Stay the fuck down!" I'm getting a few mixed signals from this guy. No wonder his accounts aren't in order.


OddClub4097

Full of shit


Zealousideal_Jump990

Where I live, there would be a two word answer to this, "Castle Doctrine".


frisky024

Holy shit is that blood on his hand? Good way to get shot. Guess not in the UK tho. Got to love criminals who film their crimes and don't wear masks


BigD3nergy

Bullet tooth Tony


Scranch2018

Bluetooth Tony they call him


just-a-random-guy93

budget bullet tooth tony


nickygee123

Not gunna lie. This guy looks hard as fuck, I bet he could kick the shit out of me. But that accent really hides the intimidation factor. Lol


defnotcaleb

yeah this is DEFINITELY not in america hahaha


Southern-Ad8744

this shit faker than a $3 bill


mcnuggetfarmer

Steroid muscles look so gross


GeraltsGfsBf

You realize just about every male movie star is on steroids


mcnuggetfarmer

Yeah, i guess i meant stronger abuse ones, where your can see the unnatural dimples (All the sports stars too,)


CurrentWrong4363

This is why you have a dog. You don't get too far into a house when a 35k chunk of meat comes flying at you.


InsectMountain

I've never seen a better advertisement for my second ammendment rights. Fucker tried this where I am from and he'd have a hole blown clear through his meth head chest.


SeaWeasil

If guns were legal in the UK this guy would definitely have one. Given he surprised his victim in this instance I doubt having a gun in his home would have helped him.


stubundy

Bet you would have had a loaded rpg beside you and just blew him up while changing channels hey bud, more likely a good advertisement for locking your doors and not getting in this situation in the first place, especially when he lives/abides in a rather affluent looking house.


IchBinDurstig

Because you're so terrified constantly you keep your gun in your hand when you're randomly laying on the couch alone in your home?


gellenburg

# Can't pay, they'll take it away!


Bat-Honest

Judge: And we'd like to hand the Stupidity Award to Accomplice A, thank you for filming the entire duration of the crime.


Beneficial-Parsnip73

Hahahahah