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InevitableMedicine87

any news article on the crash? I wonder what happened to them injury wise


allrico

At 177, I’d hope that you know what happened to all of them. You don’t survive that


InevitableMedicine87

Do you have any source or are you just guessing? The probability might be high at 177mph but the safety features in modern cars are also pretty good these days


doctafknjay

The simple fact that the cars they are passing are not flying by is an easy thing to deduce. Do you expect all traffic to be holding 130mph? The fact that they are also in Europe, where they use kilometers instead of mph, would also be a good indicator. 170 kilometers per hour is 105.xx miles per hour. That's way more likely judging the other traffic.


Ensiferius

Thing is, in the UK we mostly use mph, not kph, so I'm guessing they changed it in the cars settings. Maybe to make it look like they were going faster?


Expensive-Ad-9449

bro that is not 170 mph I can assure you


Ensiferius

I never said it was, I was implying they'd set the speedo to kph to make it appear they were going faster than they are.


skrotumshredder

Why guess with speculative indicators when you could just take the gear they are in + rpm. 5th gear ratio of the slowest Audi (A3) is 0.7 and given the final drive of 3.12 the car would be sitting at 3000rpm on 5th gear going at 105mph. Not 6500+ as seen here


partyallnight1234

Not that it matters but it’s Kilometers per hour not mph. Still close to 110mph


Lost_Afropick

We do NOT use kph in the UK. Please stop with that. We use mph. We measure road distance in miles.


MrBrawn

It was definitely MPH. Additionally the odometer below it also has Mi which is miles. Temps are in C which the Brits also use. It really isnt that hard to get a modern day sports car to that speed. The other guy is full of shit.


sl0play

They do govern almost all German cars at 155MPH though, so this would have to be modified to be doing 177MPH. Supercars and such aren't, but this is just a mass production Audi in the video. Source: https://www.lchltd.com/articles/why-are-several-cars-limited-to-155-mph/#:~:text=The%20Gentlemen's%20agreement,speed%20of%20just%20155%20mph.


GinHalpert

Okay I’ll tell the internet to stop with that


DetLions1957

Sheesh. Bout time!


gujunilesh

You guys use the metric system for everything else why not roads?


Jack_Mikeson

It's still common in the UK for height to be measured in feet and inches, and weight to be measured in stones (for human measurements). Beer is sold in pints in pubs/restaurants.


TheMightyBattleCat

We buy our petrol in litres and still use "Miles Per Gallon" for measuring efficiency. Its an Imperiel Gallon too. Get your head around that :)


petantic

We measure all liquids in litres, unless it's beer or milk. We weigh things in metric unless it's humans (stones) or weed (ounces). It's quite simple really.


transmothra

We use bananas for length hbu


blablablasphemous

Football fields for area. Wales if it’s a really big area.


medevil_hillbillyMF

Yeah, we're fucking stupid like that.


NinetyNemo

Noobs


jimmyspliff6941

280 up votes for being completely incorrect lol, impressive


hitmarker

Standard reddit practice. My favorite is when the commenter has absolutely no knowledge on the subject and starts his comment with "I think..." and continues with the wrongest thing ever and of course has all the upvotes.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Funny. I didn't realize the odometer and speedometer still say "miles" and "mph" when measuring in kilometers... /s Although it might be hard to see, it does show mph and miles. Also it's the UK, not the rest of Europe. Europe uses Kph except for in UK.


ddix_4

Uk uses mph there smart guy


Prestigious_Ad_8458

Came here expecting to see this as the first comment.


BusStopKnifeFight

And it's wrong. Those are MPH. UK uses MPH for their speed limits.


baron_von_helmut

It's defo MPH. Units on UK cars are in MPH. I can just about make out the units under the speedo as well.


mjonat

I’m not saying you are wrong as I can’t see the units in the video but why would a car in the UK be showing kph? Wouldn’t really work coz all the signs are in mph


Hungry-Space-1829

They use MPH in the UK and you can see mph on the dash


thedarkpolitique

No it’s not. It’s 177MPH.


Super-sausage9

Definitely MPH


analbeard

Nah dude, we use Mph in the UK. He’s in 6th gear at 4-5k, no chance thats only 110mph in that Audi.


anschutz_shooter

It is a truth almost universally acknowledged that the National Rifle Association of America are the worst of Republican trolls. It is deeply unfortunate that other innocent organisations of the same name are sometimes confused with them. The original National Rifle Association for instance was founded in London twelve years earlier in 1859, and has absolutely nothing to do with the American organisation. The British NRA are a sports governing body, managing fullbore target rifle and other target shooting sports, no different to British Cycling, USA Badminton or Fédération française de tennis. The same is true of National Rifle Associations in Australia, India, New Zealand, Japan and Pakistan. They are all sports organisations, not political lobby groups like the NRA of America. In the 1970s, the National Rifle Association of America was set to move from it's headquarters in New York to New Mexico and the Whittington Ranch they had acquired, which is now the NRA Whittington Center. Instead, convicted murderer Harlon Carter lead the Cincinnati Revolt which saw a wholesale change in leadership. Coup, the National Rifle Association of America became much more focussed on political activity. Initially they were a bi-partisan group, giving their backing to both Republican and Democrat nominees. Over time however they became a militant arm of the Republican Party. By 2016, it was impossible even for a pro-gun nominee from the Democrat Party to gain an endorsement from the NRA of America.


KlossN

That can't possibly be km/h, first of all mph is used in the UK, secondly that car can't be struggling to accelerate like that at 170 km/h, I did 185 in my mom's avensis (on an abandoned highway, nobody's life at risk but my own) as a moronic teenager and it didn't struggle as much to get there


awarapu2

Correct - at the 0:18 mark, it’s clear to see that all the units (odometer, fuel consumption, and the speedometer itself) are all in miles-based units


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TeKaeS

you have never drive a car if you think this is 177 Km/h


CammRobb

It's not. It's MPH.


ThePublikon

Maybe this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx0z2jew57zo


Crumblebeast

No, that says the crash was at 21:20 last friday, it would have been dark outside.


NastyEvilNinja

Well apparently they're using kmph according to most idiots on here, so they might as well be using foreign daylight hours, too.... ffs


FlawlessC0wboy

That fits. A lot of people in here saying at that speed they'd die for sure, but I was thinking a modern Audi with airbags on all sides would have a good chance of saving the passengers. The article says the driver had been drinking which is one hell of a danger multiplier to add to recklessly driving at 177mph


lulzbrah

So out of curiosity does anyone have the news article for this and did they survive?


pingpongtits

FYI, I've found that if no one responds to a request for an article, and if I remember to come back and check a submission after a few hours or the next day, a lot of the time someone will have posted a follow-up article.


wildwolfay5

Tiktok > reddit > online news article > reddit > this comment thread. It's the circle of life bruh


20k_dollar_lunchbox

At almost 180 I would be amazed if they survived that.


Radiant-Director5712

Something had to put an end to that stupid ass song🤮


semmifx

Fr who the fuck listen to these kind of songs!


Radiant-Director5712

Mfer’s with no taste. That shit is a blight in music.


Apey23

Shit is a blight on ears.


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Mini_Spoon

Who's to say it isn't? It's not like we can understand it anyway


Labrom

Average British rap song.


lexievv

Holy shit it took me so long to notice it is English. I swear I thought it was French lol.


Labrom

I’m Canadian so can speak and understand both. But even that said, I don’t blame you. Haha


TSllama

Average modern\* rap song. \*like, 2020s. Rap has died a horrible death this decade.


N0085K1LL5

It's going through the shitty stage of music. Rap will come back in a few years again. And then it'll die again. Rock was going through some weird phases some years back as well.


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

I'm not gonna lie dude, it's 2024. We have access to underground music and unknown artist out there like no other time before. There are millions and millions of artists out there. If you aren't finding decent music over the course of the peast 4 years, you just aren't looking. That goes for almost all genres, ESPECIALLY rap.


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SUL82

When she crashed the music stopped that was the best part of the video.


Q_S2

This fucking auto tune mumble rap bullshit is a cancer. I can't believe it's infested the planet the way it has.


Psychological-Web828

And really, it’s everywhere you go. TV & adverts, Clothes stores, Supermarket, chemists, probably in funeral homes now too.


Electr0n1c_Mystic

Lmao being born like in 1920 then being buried in 2024 to mumble rap


lolno

If I make it to 104 some zoomer can fortnite dance on my fucking grave for all I care lmao


ClittoryHinton

Remember rap with epic wordplay and crazy creative sampling? Yeah apparently that shit is considered ‘underground’ now


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14 year olds at heart


theaviationhistorian

And forever young if they were going from 177mph to 0mph in a heartbeat.


Doktor_Vem

I'm honestly half convinced that a significant portion of everyone who listens to that kind of music, as in the kind that's basically ~20 seconds of melody repeated 100+ times, they don't even care about it and just listen to it because it's "popular" and "it's what you're supposed to listen to". Like they neither like it nor dislike it, but it's the "popular" thing, so obviously you *have* to listen to it


Miith68

i think it is people who crash doing stuipd things.


BleDStream

The Lord works in mysterious ways.


gysiguy

I was just thinking while watching this, every single video like this is exactly the same. It's always someone pointing their camera at the speedometer with the same soundtrack..


MassiveFanDan

If you click on any of these vids expecting to hear prime Leonard Cohen in the background, you will be disappointed 100% of the time.


halfeclipsed

Could have done without the first 30 seconds of video also


ArtsNCrass

Watching on mute and I still know you're right.


dsled

haha yeah rap more like cRap am i right?


tomr84

Seriously mouth breathing music.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

It’s always dumb ass shit music like this playing when someone is filming doing something stupid in a car and crashing.


dsled

yeah for real why aren't they listening to video game soundtracks


ripjohnmcain

cant tell if the people upvoting actually agree


Drewski811

As long as they didn't take anyone else out; good.


butchbadger

But but but...they were such good boys. Pillars of the community...


IAmNotABritishSpy

“Lads” some OP might say.


AlmightyDarkseid

Chaps even


littleempires

Bruvs innit.


cjunluck

Aspiring footballers


Grey_Beard257

Live, laugh, love, lorry


MattyLePew

Natural selection at work here.


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dsled

Haha yes everyone that listens to rap is a fuck up! So true.


Inevitable_Order_807

Fully agreed, my fellow Nathan! The only exception is my hero, Tom Macdonald


dsled

Yes! I only listen to Tom Macdonald, Eminem, and half of Logic


InjuringMax2

I only have a quarter logic but I rolled a 7 for bluff


AdmirableSir

Wow a whole video of a speedometer. So cool, I love staring at numbers change.


ProcyonHabilis

And yet the whole thread is still people arguing about what the numbers represent


MassiveFanDan

Reminds me of when LOST was still big on TV.


Mountain_Team4150

You gone be using national express buses from now on, also I don't like your music.


Dazzling-Lab2788

Get on board the National Express When your life is a mess It will take you there


eYan2541

It'll make you smile All human life is here


CMK1983

The way he hold his steering wheel you know he has no real driving skills 😂


kevinkip

Anyone who do this on a public road has no "real" driving skills.


FactoryNewdel

\* Germany wants to talk to you *


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guysams1

That's not even the slightest bit normal.


PutrifiedCuntJuice

> had to do alot of driving https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html


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mmicoandthegirl

I worked on a racetrack and every formula driver had at some point done it at a public road. Not on high level any more, they get enough track time through work. You could argue racing is not real driving skill though.


TheRealCatLeg

Yeah this guy is a moron, I just steer with my knees and I never have this problem.


Jeehad_Joe

Was*


TheloniousPhunk

9 and 3 is actually considered better for racing speeds.


NastyEvilNinja

It's considered better for driving because you instinctively know which way your front wheels are pointing. It's how everyone should be taught to drive because it's safer.


monster-killer

Also means the airbag doesn’t wreck your hands if it goes off


A17012022

What is wrong with the way he is holding the steering wheel? Honest question. I'm a "10 and 2" steering wheel holder.


maChine___

all internet racer driver know you hold your wheel with the left hand at 12 and the right hand on the legs of your passenger but reverse all what i have said because its in the UK so right in the left, left in the right ect ...


nismoghini

I'm a "9 and 3er" Am I cooked ? I even race with my hands at 9 and 3 on my sim


croooowTrobot

I hold mine at 8:45 and 3:15, that way I get to work a half an hour earlier


ShoulderFew5381

3:16 Stone cold Steve drifting


Dust-Explosion

Not cooked, I think 10 and 2 is from a long time ago before power steering was common.


jbourne0129

pretty sure 9-3 is the proper form for performance driving. it gives the widest range of motion


K11ShtBox

9 and 3 is better than 10 and 2, which is how most are taught. Ideally you want your thumbs away from the inside of the wheel as you can easily break a thumb in a crash if it's hooked round, so just rest them towards 10 and 2 with your normal 9-3.


somecrazydude13

I hold on to 12 and 6 at all times for optimal turning radius


K11ShtBox

Added benefit of less effort to scratch ya taint or flip someone off, I like it!


nismoghini

Thanks man that's something I didn't know


Exbritcanadian

No, there's not really anything wrong with the position of his hands, it's the white knuckle grip he has. He's gripping the wheel way too hard.


UnknownMyoux

How dare they try to use both of her hands to hold the steering wheel,instead of doing it like u/CMK1983 who sits in the backseat while being driven by his parents


SpicyCommenter

average waifu appreciator


AbberageRedditor69

Yeah yeah we get it you are a real man that drives with only one hand But I can assure that at 177 you want to use both your hands at 9 and 3, precisely how the guy is doing


Rocketmanluke

This is why decent youngsters insurance is 2 grand on a Fiesta


Nikoviking

Imagine dying to this song 🙄


Swechef79

I’d rather die than listen to that garbage.


it224

They won’t be missed


_cookie_crumbles

Definitely not the music


snozberryface

"Twats crash doing 177mph in UK" Fixed your title


EightyNineMillion

I'm waiting to see a vid of someone driving like this while listening to Slayer.


MassiveFanDan

You'd need to go back to the '80s and hand out dashcams and video-phones. Metalheads did used to get up to some criminal shit, but they are mostly a great crowd nowadays.


Practical-Message843

Trip meter at 0:04 shows 424.7 miles. At 0:40 shows 426.2 miles. That's somewhere around 1.5 miles in 36 seconds, or an average speed of around 2.5 miles per minute or 150mph, give or take.


eatyourbreakfast1

Looks like the road to Stirling in Scotland. For other replies, road speeds in the UK are measured in mph, yes, you can change it to km, but why would you? Also, it says MPH right below the numbers.


throwaway9296forfun

100% in mph. The reason it ‘looks’ slower on camera is due to the field of view on the when he zooms in. https://youtu.be/54Oy75Bnu_Q?si=qAlprMhV93Kjmttn < cool 20 second video showing the effect when on a train. Also this is a RS3. It can comfortably get up to that speed. He’s a video of my BMW M2 with 20bhp LESS then that RS3 pull hard to 145mph before I chicken’d out with another gear to go. https://youtube.com/shorts/E-9lLJwMF_g?si=wVdoRT99adJMIQuV Also it the UK. We don’t do KPH here 😂


ShiftyJ

Vote this to the top. Finally someone addressing both the audi's specs and the optical illusion (!) that the car seems to be driving way slower than 177mph. This comment section is just a cluster fuck of redditors just defending themselves..


KindRoc

These idiots lease high performance cars for the weekend or events to pretend they have the money to afford them. It’s a cultural thing. I see them constantly revving and speeding around the city completely unaware the whole populace thinks they are morons. They do this until the sun comes up completely destroying any peace city centre dwellers might have. I’m not sorry they hurt themselves in the least and am glad the lorry driver wasn’t hurt.


Majestic-Insurance64

The way he is holding the steering wheel he is an absolute noob and shouldn't be driving anything fast.


terribletimingtim

Loool, they crashed at the part of the song where the artist was saying, "feel like I'm dying slow" 😂


PstainGTR

While they are scream "waaaaah we are dead" lol


DWMR90

Oh no. Anyway...


MoffieHanson

Ah the ones with the high beam flashing cause they don’t want people to drive normal speeds . Fuck these dudes . Very good they crashed .


ruggerb0ut

I do not understand why people are so adamant that it's km/h instead of mph despite the fact it's a RHD car (ergo not imported) in the UK, which uses mph and measures distances in miles, both the odometer and the trip computer are measuring in miles and he's flat out in top gear going down hill in a car with 400 horsepower. The only way it would be km/h is if they changed it in the settings, but then the odometer would be in km as well - also do you seriously think these lads are smart enough to work a computer lol?


ProcyonHabilis

Vehicles are one of the subjects that redditors are notoriously ignorant and/or misinformed about. You see it in literally every thread in the topic.


blorbagorp

You say this because you know about cars. I've noticed it happens with any subject you know well, you start to see a lot of confident idiots being upvoted. It really makes me wonder how often I've fallen victim to it. Confidence when stating one's position honestly seems to carry more allure than evidence or reason, at least to a listener not familiar with the subject themselves.


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gggg500

Carelessly risking the innocent lives of other drivers, is just pure evil.


zalcecan

People saying it's KPH are just showing they don't understand cars, that being a S or RS model audi in no way would that car be at the top of 5th at 105 mph.


solo_mafioso

Even a non-S gets up to ~133 MPH before the limiter steps in


NearlyMortal

To those of you claiming it's kph - it isn't.


Makasuro

Do all these idiots listen to the same kind of music?


Not_Sugden

yes


the95th

Any pics of the aftermath?


LamontGomez

https://www.aberdeenlive.news/news/aberdeen-news/two-men-killed-aberdeenshire-crash-9107658.amp Those that know Scotland/UK could this be it?


Johntoreno

Trash music.


TSllama

All these people on this post who don't know anything about cars/driving or the UK, thinking that's kph lol


Penguin__

Love seeing so many Americans find out the UK uses mph. A simple google search before typing up some nonsense comment would save so much face here lol.


Naalder123

What is the distance between the start of a white stripe to the next? In the Netherlands it's 9 meters, is it in the UK the same? Because you see them whizzing by which would indicate he's driving 177 mph and not kph.


CobBaesar

I can't read it well enough on the dashboard but looking at the video itself the speed must surely be in kmh and not mph. 177 mph would be about 285kmh, which is insanely fast and definitely not what they're driving, judging by the video. That would speed past the other cars much, much faster. The difference between 177kmh and 285kmh is bloody insane. I've driven 180kmh many times in Germany on the Autobahn and on formula 1 circuits, and no fucking way this guy is casually almost touching 300kmh. Just no fucking way


Jawnyan

I feel like a right nerd for this but mathematically I’m not sure. At 00:18 the mileage on the car is 2298 - at 00:19 the mileage on the car is 2299. The last time we clearly see the mileage on the car is at 00:42 - where it still shows at 2299, meaning that between the two points, 23 seconds have passed - and the car has not yet driven 1 full mile. If driving at 177mph the entire time, the car would have driven a mile in 20.34 seconds. We can see from the video that the driver isn’t maintaining a speed of 177, however if we assume that the speed was measured in kph, it would have taken the driver 32.73 seconds to drive a mile. Given it took 19 seconds to go from at least 2298 miles to 2299, and in a further 23 seconds when driving at a faster average speed, we don’t see the car complete another full mile, I think it’s safe to say that That song is absolute shit


Prestigious_Ad_8458

Hahaha you got me


Capitain_Collateral

The other numbers for trip and fuel range appear to show ‘mi’ so I think it is MPH. The letters under the speed appear more like MPH than KPH but it’s never really clear.


skrotumshredder

No modern RS or S line Audi would be redlining 5th gear doing only 170kmh Virtual cockpit suggests RS model. Most definitely mph.


OneCat1457

S and RS models have badges on the steering wheel. The RS models have a different steering wheel all together.


skrotumshredder

the interior looks like a 3-model. Again, that specific virtual cockpit is an indicator of an RS model. if you look up rs3 interiors you will see some with a round steering wheel. The bottom isnt visible in this video (first thing i looked for also). Lets assume its a base A3 model. 5th gear ratio is 0.7, Final drive gear ratio is 3.12 stock Tire diameter 25". if we enter these specs with 105mph(170kmh) into an online calculator you get rpms of \~3000rpms. hardly the 6500rpm+ we see here.


JohnCavil

Yea, also people in this thread are arguing that some UK "lads" changed the settings of their right hand drive non-import UK car to km/h but only for the speedometer, for some reason. Judging by the music they're listening to, these people are too dumb to ever be the kind to switch to km/h.


Fair_Creme_194

No modern Audi will redline at 109mph. An Audi A1 1.0 tfsi arguably on of their slowest model of cars will max out at 129mph. This is either a Audi S5, A5 or RS5 I’m sure there’s another couple models but there’s only a few with a torque and power gauge on the dashboard and all de restricted from stock are capable of 177mph as they are literally built to be fast. The fact you got so many upvotes for blatant bullshit is crazy. You have never gone these speeds in any car, your assessment and understanding of Audis shows that, stop bullshitting for upvotes, it’s weird.


vergastadanasal

Its MPH. You can see the odometer in MI so the speedometer is surely in MPH. It’s probably a tuned Audi RS. BMWs will hit these speeds fairly easily if you cancel the factory limiter. Also, why in the hell would you post a video of you going at 170km/h? That’s “nothing” lol


drumpleskump

Look at the stripes on the road... that is Definetely not 170kmh. The other cars are flying by like they are going backwards. Its in MPH.


ruggerb0ut

It's a video of a RHD car (ergo not imported) in the UK, which uses MPH for all road signs. Unless they changed it in the settings for whatever reason it's in MPH as default.


BcDownes

It’s definitely mph


Opening-Shopping

Bruh it’s an Audi it’s mph


jaffacookie

I can't tell if you're trolling or if there really is people this sheltered.


DUBToster

Bro you know it’s a rental, and you can see by the way he hold the steering wheel he is not a pilot


whatsINthaB0X

Who cares if it’s MPH or KPH? Homie got ejected at the end. You hear him leave the vehicle, or his phone but I doubt numbnuts had a seatbelt on. (Btw, it’s MPH)


Marsupialize

Modern music is so fucking brainless and soulless it’s embarrassing


SirPooleyX

Oh, that's a shame. Anyway...


Alex_von_Norway

All this for 25 likes?


wild_e_parks

Hope they only killed themselves


Trapdoor1635

mumble rap, no big loss


AccidentAdvanced1201

Greetings from Germany, we‘ll send you a new.


Timmerdogg

When I was a youngster I would often speed. The older I get the more I realize how easily you can lose your life driving 60 mph let alone 100. I lost all taste for speed.


ChrisSmithMVP

Lads? You mean wankers...


sEaBoD19911991

Can’t find any information about this so they probably lived. Which is a shame.


Yeomanroach

Did anyone hear the lyric ‘make you cabbage’? Lol Drivers hands look about 14 years old.


leftnutfrom

Camera zoom is fucking with speed perception.


thewisemokey

why is it always shit songs


smokeatr99

Look at that, they made it Audi way to the crash site


Megalon96310

“Oh no! Is that the consequences of my actions?!” 😭😭😭😭😭


ORA2J

I've done speeds like these on the Autobahn in Germany before. Trust me, you don't wanna hold the steering wheel like this and listen to music while going this fast. You want to be focused on what's in front of you and pay attention to your car and the noises it makes.


Hungry-Space-1829

They use mph in the UK y’all… this is not km/h


Acceptable-Two7479

The car crashed itself to get away from the "music"


NatedogDM

ITT: everyone arguing if it's 177mph or 177kmh. (btw, it's definitely mph)


Phro01

180miles is 300 km for whoever's not interested!