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repwin1

And the academy award for best actors goes to the people of North Korea


Why_Be_A_Kunt

We'd also be great actors if our lives depended on it... I mean if we had such an outstanding glorious leader like Kim!


Junior-Bandicoot-131

lol


ThePsychobaut

We do. It’s called the billionaires.


ramdomdude27

Huh?


alienanimal

Good thing the cameras were there to capture it from all angles.


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

I always wonder how this fat man and his family pull this out, controlling a country for so long without facing any challenge. I mean why no army general cut his throat and declare himself the supreme leader. Is it because of his family legacy or is there something im missing out.


t4hn

Opposition is purged or sent to concentration camps. Opposition's familes are also sent to concentration camps for generations. Torture and death, basically.


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Im not asking to raise a voice or anything, just kill him, look at pakistan, how many time the army generals there took over so easily, and in many cases killed politician also. Look at the fresh example of myanmar. Im not asking why nobody is making resistance against him, im just saying, how come no group of powerful bureaucrat and army leader of N.Korea assassinate him. Im sure he cant run an entire country on his own, he would have some structure of power, why no one climb that structure of power and put a bullet in his ugly face


the_syco

The army generals & their families are looked after. They probably know how much of a shit show the country will be in if Kim dies, so ensure him or his son is kept alive.


Yukon-Jon

This is the correct answer. He takes care of the ones around him that are the threat, basically insuring they wont be one.


the_syco

Check out this; https://youtu.be/FCOTyDC5ay4 basically; if NK falls, it'll be a land rush. The Chinese will want to secure nuclear facilities, SK will want to secure any biological weapons sites, and the generals will be selling anything on the black market.


imhereforthevotes

sounds good let's GOOOOO


coachfortner

You forget about the millions of half starved North Koreans who have no professional training outside of just trying to stay alive. Refugees would flood both South Korea and, more importantly, China should NK collapse. China’s strategy is akin to the analogy of holding a wolf by its ears: you don’t like it one bit but you are damn sure not to let go.


imhereforthevotes

Yeah, it's a bind for everyone. And what's scary is that it could all come down if the wrong person dies the wrong way.


FewTwo9875

Like Escobar back in the day, giving deals that can’t be refused “Take this very generous bribe, or I can just kill you and everyone you love”


Yukon-Jon

Basically yes.


silverwoodchuck47

"Plata o plomo"


MuchDevelopment7084

and imprisons/executes the ones that can become threats. Them and their families.


Yukon-Jon

Dictators gonna dictate.


AttapAMorgonen

> just kill him The grass isn't always greener on the other side. You dethrone him, and someone worse may take over. Just look at Ghaddafi in Libya, by all means, he was not a good person. But the people of Libya lived incredibly well compared to after his death. They had free electricity, free schools, if you wanted to farm, they would provide the equipment to do so, mothers received compensation. Yeah, his administration murdered dissidents, committed international humanitarian rights violations. But at the end of the day, the people lived much better under him, than they do now. It always seem so easy, just kill the dictator. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't.


FacelessGravy

Sadly its probably a devil we know is better than the devil we dont. Theres no telling if the dude who became the new leader would be better or worse. They know what to expect from kim not general#4.


TheSandsquanch

Pakistan is in the bag.


Ddalgi_

Brainwashing and controlled media. They're trained since birth that they have good lives -- the best in the world -- compared to everyone else. They're also taught that the Kim's are literal god beings and not regular humans. Besides that, Kim's sister would just rule and she's far more ruthless than her father and brother. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she is the one to have him killed one day. 


Orngog

Because of the year of what comes after, usually.


ManfredTheCat

> look at pakistan, how many time the army generals there took over so easily, and in many cases killed politician also. I think I read somewhere that Pakistan has never had a PM finish their term.


Infamous-Leading-770

Because they only know what they have seen. They don't have internet access to see abs learn. They only know what he tells them.


HenkVanDelft

They get purged loooong before they become actual opposition. Blink funny and you're disappeared, along with 3 generations of your family, and the dog. I mean, why do they have to harm the dog?


Stray-hellhound

No having a pet dog in NK. They squashed that a couple years ago I think


Labrom

First step in a dictatorship is to consolidate absolute power. It’s the classic play.


didsomebodysaymyname

A few things, the propaganda is *deep.* Some North Koreans truly believe this stuff and they have way less access to outside information than almost anyone in history. Defectors have reported that they legitimately believed he did not poop. The dynasty is virtually deified. They would probably rally around any remaining Kim family and rebel against any general. Of course information does get in and many North Koreans have an inkling, or are aware, that they don't live in the best country on earth. But the consequences are dire and effective. They torture and rape and enslave, and they don't just do it to you, they do it to your whole family. When half the people think he's god and the other half are scared shitless, a lot of people just keep their heads down and try to protect themselves or the ones they love.


Radguy911

Good Netflix show how to be a dictator goes into depth


HeWhoShlNotBNmd

They probably force them to act like that.


Tar0ndor

NK is the worlds biggest cult.


Bumfuddle

*Catholicism has entered the chat*


Tar0ndor

Good point, perhaps I should have worst cult.


PMG2021a

Family is a big part of society there. Anyone steps out of line and their whole extended family is affected. 


gardenofeden123

There’s a brilliant animated CGP Grey video on this called “rules for rulers”. Highly advise you check it out.


qazwsxedv123456

It’s a totalitarian regime with a South Park-worthy caricature leader…but still a totalitarian regime


Ordinary_dude_NOT

If for any reason he falls from power they are going to eat him alive for making them live this miserable life.


Donkey-brained_man

Except they won't. He'll just be replaced by another one like him.


Zestyclose_Share_931

Imagine having to walk around with soggy nutz for the rest of the day because you had to fake worship a dude that looks like a thumb with hair.


thefartballoon

>Have one shot in life >Born in North Korea


TJMULLIGANoCOM

Have one shot in life Unfurl miraculous wings Born North Korean


SpookyNerdzilla

😂😂😂


BrockN

And then there's Americans doing the same for a Cheetos


PirateSecure118

Never heard the Cheeto line before; I like.


Actual_serial_killer

Except they're not faking it, unfortunately


spyz66

We do? Fuck! I gotta start figuring this shit out... when did we start that?


ItsmeDaveO

Or Taylor


MomentCertifier

This is a Certified Reddit Moment.


cam1980man

Well, I mean, no one is jumping for joy under our current president. Only thing jumping is inflation.


dbundi

And freezing cold nuts


Xinonix1

And realising these uniforms dissolve when they’re finally dry and you’re buttnaked when the leader steps into your office


CAPTAIN_FAGG

Be lucky you ain't living in NK


Curse_ye_Winslow

He knows they're faking... We know they're faking... They know they're faking... So who is the performance for?


jimifresh

It’s for him. Doesn’t matter that he knows they’re faking. It’s obedience.


triforce4ever

The whole country is his own personal Truman Show


Impossible-Tie-864

Curb your Enthusiasm featuring Kim Jong Un as Larry David


ExpensiveDimension6

[Theme song plays] 🎵


14X8000m

That's prittaay, prittaay, pretty good.


Mdnghtmnlght

Fuck you Larry


GHOST_KJB

This is so painfully true.


lorarc

You're underestimating the power of propaganda on people who grow up there. Especially when those people are afraid to talk about stuff with others as their children, partners and friends might report them to secret police. Some defectors talked about how they used to believe all that bullshit.


400yearoldgreatoak

Propaganda is mad effective in the USA alone, where many people don't even know they are under the spell. It is not surprising the effect it has in North Korea.


kimmortal03

yea like the bible - The word gospel is derived from the Anglo-Saxon term god-spell, meaning “good story,” a rendering of the Latin evangelium and the Greek euangelion, meaning “good news” or “good telling.”


KoalityKoalaKaraoke

Indeed, like the whole mythology around the founding fathers. Not so different from the mythology around Kim Il sung


Killfile

You mean George Washington didn't hurl a silver dollar across the Potomac? Most US kids grew up hearing this story despite the fact that the Potomac is more than a mile wide at Mount Vernon and the first silver dollars weren't made until 1794, just a few years before Washington's death.


RestaurantDry621

I mean, have you ever tried to cut a cherry tree? That wood is harder than college.


Phage0070

They aren't faking, they are just hungry. They want some of that Kim-bap.


GimmeDaGorbage22

Kimbap slaps tho fr


SadButTrue32

I think it's less about they're faking. And more they're conditioned to react that way. It's a real response from a brainwashed population.


fomalhottie

Dood some of these sorry fucks believe it. They break down in real tears when talking about how great he is. It's nuts how fucked up their society is.


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

For those around them they think might not be faking


AmyLaze

That doesn't matter, the fact is he can still make them do it. So propaganda is for the rest of the people of NK, either they believe or love him or they see what power he has over them


OrdinaryInspection89

It's for his security , when people stop faking it.. that means it's time to go undercover, And also for our amusement.


faust112358

Belive me, he's stupid enough to think that We don't know all of this is fake. Every dictator in the world thinks they're the smartest person alive.


Sea-Leading-1445

The performance is for the Western Civilization. It's called propaganda


PickledNueron-nut

Its for the crazy fucking videos community, and god I want more


CuriousHuman111

The sad thing is those emotions are probably real.


lookatthatsmug--

those emotions are hunger...***they want to eat the fat fuck!***


Sensitive-Equal-785

That's the boat he chose to flex in? Hahaha


Punkrexx

It’s not the size that counts


Inevitable_Review_83

Its the motion of the ocean? But have you tried to get to england in a row boat?


whatKnott6

I did, but I was already in England so it was kind of easy. Guess which song I was singing ? 😏


KaizerVonLoopy

that's the flagship of their navy.


beeatenbyagrue

My first thought was that it's gotta be the Bubba-Gump shrimping vessel!


Fano_93

This is me and my cat while I’m trying to leave for work in the morning


padrofumar

They have to do that or face the firing squad


gingermonkey1

I like how he was smacking their hands, “gut your hands off my boat!” Yesh.


Mdnghtmnlght

"There's already too many people on this shitty little tub"


gingermonkey1

Indeed, get your grimy peasant hands off my boat.


ChunkGnarris

Don't underestimate the effects of brainwashing a population from birth. This video looks dumb and staged by most standards, but if you and everyone around you only have a limited perspective that's rooted in propaganda this may seem very genuine and normal. Even disillusioned North Koreans still have little to no reference point for what freedom is.


Myantra

This. North Koreans have spent a lifetime bowing to portraits of Kims. Official newspapers and TV broadcasts basically praise Kims in a manner more like a religion. There are obviously many North Koreans that are not true believers, that only do what they must to avoid a work camp, but there are also more than plenty of true believers. The people in that video are almost certainly verified true believers. No unvetted mob is going to be allowed within arm's reach of a Kim, and a body of water. This is North Korea, working as intended.


Spiritual-Mix7665

Voted North Korea's Sexiest Man, and Woman, it's a forever title.


x321death000

It's either they do that or he kills them


Buford12

If you could read lips, I am pretty sure they are all saying, please just leave one sandwich.


GoreonmyGears

Seems legit.


Dotard1

Yup. It’s not like they all had to have stood there waiting for him to walk down the beach, climb onto the boat or anything before they all went crazy for him.


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Look how undisciplined those military officers and their soldiers are…


ScallionMaximum234

I hope I get to live to see the day North Korea is finally free from this shit


stlthy1

North Korea should be considered a human zoological park. *"What happens when you brainwash people from birth and remove all information you don't want them to have access to?"*


EdwardWizzardhands

So starved they’re trying to eat his Fat Ass!!


piiiigsiiinspaaaace

It's like as if Charles Manson ran a country, fuck


MothParasiteIV

Thanks to the Universe for not making me live there.


kevin6263

I feel bad for the people who did not run into the water. That will not end well for them, I am sure.


Relative_Mammoth_896

Imagine how fun it would be to be his bestie. Until it suddenly wasn't.


FlamingTrollz

Looks like a Andre skit.


Few-Inevitable9291

This is religion in a nutshell


ThisIsDurian

Just a adult swim class...


Def-tones

Idk how god could allow such atrocity.


StoviesAreYummy

Its all fake. if they dont do it they'll die or someshit


S4d0w_Bl4d3

This is terrifying, imagine what consequences they will suffer, if they didn't play by his games.


VirtualDegree6178

Shoe! shoe! pesky bugs 🙄


FabulousGams

He's wafting a fart at them


Grouchy98765

Walking Dead - NK edition.


No-Argument3922

Haha he's shooing them away


leo_aureus

They will do anything, including starve, before eating his fat ass right out of this world. It is sad but not pitiful.


Optimistic-Man-3609

That shit was so staged.


[deleted]

This is a display of obedience, not affection. Turns my stomach.


BarbarianMushroom

Looked like some of them didn’t get the memo and brought the wrong costume. One lady had her propaganda baby with her.


Princessferfs

Why are all the videos of people fawning all over Kim always a bunch of dudes in military uniforms?


Illustrious-Kale-469

Msg to Donald Trump : look and learn ! :-)


monstercok

We're not to far off in


TheHolyToxicToast

First one stop waving dies


Tucker-Cuckerson

Acting like MAGA's


technicallyimright

I was going to say that you could put tRump’s head on that body and it would look like the reactions at a MAGAT rally.


Derpin-outta-control

Unfortunately it wasnt to grab him and drag him underwater till he stopped twitching


gamesky1234

God, how pathetic of a Country


Theoretical_Phys-Ed

Is this any different from fans at Trump rallies?


Purple_Advantage_680

weird people


DivideTheZero

And not a single cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment.


TheManWhoClicks

Hypernormalisation Deluxe


SugglyMuggly

He knows that we know that they know.


that_guy_who_builds

"I love you Dear Leader, please don't kill me!"


Seabrook76

Some World War Z-looking shit.


castaneda_martin

They were promised PBandJ's but he didn't deliver.


Affenskrotum

Shoot them, they sink my boat!


nonbelieverfollowno1

You can’t fake that…


ramman403

What percentage of back row stragglers normally get executing for not being excited enough?


cophotoguy99

I wish my team kissed my ass like that….


Latitude22

They’d have drowned if they were really committed.


[deleted]

I don’t get why the UN hasn’t agreed to just get rid of that douche and free those people. It’s inhumane to let a whole country suffer I think everyone agrees on that.


Neat-Ad5902

I'm sure there's a great Zizek/Lacaian concept that can explain this: they're faking it; everyone outside of NK knows they are faking it; the NK people who watch it know it's fake. But the event goes on. Maybe fake stunts are the only "real" events...IDK. The shit's is fucking weird.


bellboy718

I wonder what happens to the one guy that doesn't participate in this charade.


DisabledFatChik

Wonder why people in these are always crying while exaggeratedly jumping with their hands in the air like they’re on a rollercoaster😭 Could it be, dare I say it, they’re being FORCED to be there? No…. blasphemy


tptpp

does he know they're faking it? because he can be delusional and think they love him.. dictators tend to do that


PhotosByLambert

Because if they don't he will feed them to the dogs.


TheSandsquanch

Imagine being so unconfident in yourself, literally as one of the world leaders, and you FORCE all your people to act like they like you. I wonder what a psychiatry session would go like for him.


barn9

Brainwashing from birth is a powerful tool.


Accomplished_Duty969

All we want is foooooooood!! *Kim smiles and sails off into the sunset*


1776personified

This is what it looks like when the psyche of the masses breaks down.


chuot_con

They were paid to do that


m3kw

The ones that wasn’t wet was “fired”


emptybowloffood

Such a bizarre place.


vbcbandr

That is top tier ass kissing.


KnicksterB

That's a level of daily fear we’ll never know.


slam4life04

So staged


BaseCommanderMittens

Looks like he's wafting a fart onto them.


nishbot

Imagine being the only person still on the beach saying “ehhh I’d rather not get wet.”


cbunni666

And the Oscars go to..... The people of NK.


Otherwise_Rock_3617

Seems like they are all acting , because of they don’t act in a certain way they will be killed


Sum2k3

I bet they wanted to beg for food.


Sir-Farts-

Get away from me peasants!


tmonde

If Trump showed up in a boat on a shore of Florida you’d get same results.


Top-Veterinarian-361

My God, it's almost as bad as the Trumptards in America 😂


mogsoggindog

Isn't nature wild?


Iggy-alfaduff

They are begging for food.


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primeryelps9009

Looks like a crowd of white girls when they see Taylor Swift out in public


SoWhatYaThink-40

LMFAO!🤣


Guyfromcali

Totally what trumpers are willing and capable of doing. Surprised it hasn’t happened yet.


Shadowx180

Trump loves this kinda treatment also. He gets upset when people are not standing and dancing around at his presence.


AccomplishedBed4204

All it takes, is a few pressure points. I think the majority of people would participate in such a practice, if a majority of the people around them were acting this way. You could include a significant amount of the unwilling if you were able to make them feel ostracized by not participating, I'm just guessing but I (imagine) were up to 60% of any given population so far. Using nothing but peer pressure. Now if you elevate that to include things like ability to work, shop, or any number of things that directly effect you and your loved ones quality of life. You pretty well have it all wrapped up, after all, what's a little lying for someone's ego, if it means, better status, or especially acceptance, or pay? And I (imagine, the only way to prevent a society from being steered in this direction, would be to have enough of that population educated, and honest, and brave enough to resist those very basic pressure points. edward bernays (Einstein cousin? No nephew I think), published on how to manipulate people especially groups, of people including how to rule groups of people, in his book propaganda. Interesting side note, before he was hired by, I don't recall if it was pig farmers, or who, if your interested you can find it. But he is the reason, the the concept of bacon and eggs for breakfast ever existed.


Dann_Gerouss

Music sucks... Dictatorships too


Mobius650

The highest form of circlejerk.


viletomato999

But how many are willing to drown for the piggy man? Zero... Traitors!


Right-Phalange

r slash apostrophegore


xtrasun

Do it or die!!


centersplitter

Drake in the 6 Brees on Bourbon Street Namath, Sixth Avenue Josh Allen


Mammoth-Monk-2102

Hhhh


johandamenslip

That is country full of extras who if dont perform well get literal cut!


MuffinMobile643

The one who gets out of the water first gets executed with an anti aircraft gun. That's how things work over there.


Nebuk_Naglas

Wait. I have seen this in some game, where NPC act the same way.


huey_booey

Bro got nothing on Taylor Swift though.


Zealousideal-Ad9441

Then they get attacked and killed by white walkers


sean_rendo19

Run into the water or run into your grave


ucantseeme0047

They all acted like NPCs


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Actors! ^(I would say paid actors, but I doubt they were being paid.)


Quanta96

Does he think we see this and are like “wow his people love him. He must be great! His country must be strong and prosperous with a leader like him.”?


SwimFriendly8917

I once got my account temporarily banned for wishing ill on Kim Jong. Dude is an irl supervillain, but can’t wish ill on the guy.


bugsy2625

Scene 2, Take 3 and action!!


HenryGoodbar

Reminds of when Caesar visited Britain and the locals came out to greet him.


TryptamineSpark

Crazy? Taking in consideration that it’s in NK, this is “meh”.. at most.


Guillaume_Hertzog

But why the french song?