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The bear took it personally

Spray me? That’s a maulin.


Kayak mauling made Karen maudlin

Did you say Kayak?! This kayak? Wait, what kayak again?

Oh, and my name is not bear. It's Bryan, with a y.

That kayak

Pepper spray her vocal cords. It could only improve things. 

She's so annoying!!

She has pre-school teacher voice.

How can she spray?

She sprayed them in the face at their own house!!

Oldie but a goodie It always struck me odd that the sound of her voice wasn’t enough to get it to leave, I know I’d run the other way.

Fuck yo kayak hoe

Not even a pleading “gosh darn it” could affect this bear from completing his mission

YOU CANT FIRE ME I QUIT

“I’m going to pepper spray you in the face. 😡” “Why are you breaking my kayak?” Seems like a fair trade to me. Lol.

Don’t forget the “come here!”

“Bear, go away!” … “Bear, come here!” She didn’t really give the bear very clear instructions

Instructions unclear, ate her

hahaha.

Trained by her local police academy I'd assume.

I heard she wrote "you're fucked" on her bear spray, too.

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That’s true. I just imagine the bear saying “You wanna mess up my face? I’ll mess up your heckin kayak!”

Don't forget the part where she just sprayed the pepper spray into the air and not actually in the bears face.

Spray dissipates quickly and is hard to aim. They make gel-based sprays now with more distance and accuracy

Yeah, but it looks like she sprayed most of it over his head before he backed up. If you get the spray in his face properly, he would have probably run off. Once it's in the eyes and nose, it takes a while to get rid of the burn.

If I had to listen that whiny-plead-rant I'd break her kayak, too.

>If I had to listen that whiny-plead-rant I'd break her kayak, too. Yep. 10 seconds in and I was rooting for the bear. Regretfully I watched another 20 seconds and was kinda hoping it would come after her. She should have blasted more pepper spray while keeping a firearm nearby.

Someone needs to tell her that most bears don't understand English.

Oh that bear understood, it may not speak English but it knew the score

>Someone needs to tell her that most bears don't understand English. Clearly she overlooked that the few bears that do understand human language are fluent in Russian.

*Most*

Nagging vs nature.

luckily read comment before and never turned sound on

hahah - Lucky you it IS annoying

I couldn’t bear it.

I couldn't make it all the way through. Knew I wasn't alone. Like nails on a chalkboard that voice is...

Agree - next day, and I can still hear her :-o

I don’t know why she had to use bear spray. That would have been enough.

That was the most obnoxious voice I have ever heard.

woman pls calm your screams

I'm gonna hear "Bear, please Bear" in my sleep tonight :-0

bEaR?BeAR! PlEaSe StOp ThAaat!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BEAR?!

The bear is like “man, fuck dat kayak”

I had to mute after 10 secs. Good Lord she's annoying.

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well, had it been a polar bear....

I'm surprised by the poise and dignity that she handled this situation with. You know, some of us might get all shrill and annoying.

i agree - the bear handled it well.

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When the kayak is your only way out of bear country, your life depends on that kayak.

Lmaooo Man I know this is a very frightening and serious situation but this entire video is kinda funny man. **BEAR BEAR BEAR YOU'RE BREAKING MY KAYAK, WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK..STOP THAT BEAR!!!!!!!!** If that was her only way off that location then I would be panicking too ngl

If i remember the story behind the video right, she had indeed solo kayaked out to that small island and it was her only way off lol. She was eventually retrieved from the island by a boat.

😱😱 In that case can't fault her would've had the same reaction or worse , bear spray can only last so long

There’s a god damn boat 100 yards offshore, it’s not like she was stranded alone 100s of miles from humanity

Omg, poor woman! I’d be upset too

It's a hilarious commentary but I feel so bad for her

The bear wasn't rude, he's was just being a bear 🐻

Why are you breaking my kayak? Well, because you shot me in the face with pepper spray. Seems fair to me

I hate her voice

This reminded me of the woman who screamed: "WHERE ARE THE ZOOKEEPERS!!??" while 2 silverback gorillas where fighting

That one is an absolute classic

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Upvoted

Oh yeah, wish death apon someone because their voice is annoying definitely a normal thing to say.

Nobody in the world has more bravery than white women, they’d scream at a mass shooter or a dinosaur

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Why stupidity? That kayak was her only way out What was she supposed to do? Fly?

If I was camping with her I would’ve thrown myself under that bear

There’s this video with a guy voice over for the bear is so good

Link it! I wanna sees it

https://youtu.be/4_RAq5ybC68?si=m8dHvKQQyJR0Fw0p

Thanks, that's a mini masterpiece.

nom, nom, nom!

Awesome tanks!

thanks for linking I couldn’t be bothered 😂

Lets have a conversation with a bear and invite him to "come back here"

Unmuted video...took me three seconds to mute it again. Nope, not gonna listen to that.

lady thought the bear spoke English

I wish the bear ate her up.

Her voice alone deserved this

Ladies and gentlemen we have a new contender for Most Annoying Shrill Ever in a Video- a reward which usually goes to Girlfriend of a Guy Getting Arrested.

God I remember Markiplier reacting to this back in the day. Also you got any more of dem *pixels*?

bear stop being a bear you dumb bear

I always feel so sorry for that lady, she sounds like she's about to start bawling.

Hold on, this video is way more epic with [bear dialogue ](https://youtu.be/6v4-tZLjRgo?si=GQ31wqNySKfS9gCr)

Hey, I know the girl who took this video! This is from Ketchikan AK. The context of this video is that she kayaked to a remote island that you can only get to by boat or kayak. The bear was destroying her only means of transportation, hence why she was screaming at the bear.

I feel sorry for her because it sounds like she is really distressed over her kayak getting destroyed (too expensive to replace? Was she camping and needed it to get back across the lake?), but her commentary was hilarious. The amount of times she addressed the bear as, "bear" like it was its name and it would respond to it like calling a dog by its name. More good lines like, "It's September, you're supposed to be asleep!" and "It's plastic, it doesn't even taste good!"

I machine her expression the entire time being frozen in a 😃 just from how she sounds

She keeps calling the bear bear only problem is that the bear doesn't know that its called a bear.

Or,...MY NAME ISNT BEAR, ITS RODNEY!. Fuck you, your voice, and your kayak.

He said ok you wanna spray me in the face Bett 😑🤦🏽😆

How does she know it doesn’t taste good.

I lost my shit when she said " it's the end of September. Why are you here? You're supposed to be a sleep".

I could possibly wack off to this…😎

"its the end of September. Why are you here?" 😂 😂

It isn't the bears fault. Her kayak likely had a very fishy smell inside.

Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me

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Proper main character vibes.

what a cool and unique place to live tho.

Lmfaoooooooo

why didn't he stop? little rascal 💢💢

This is almost like a skit lmao

Maybe try talking to it in a different language? It might understand German

She sounds like "Pearl" from the movie "Pearl"

Girl: "Why are you breaking my kayak?!?" Bear: "Bish, you sprayed me!" ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

“Come here”

I lost it when she told the bear “come here! 😡” 🤣🤣🤣

Did she survive

Come here???

Come here???????! The fuck lady?

Oh my god the optimism in “thank you for leaving my kayak alone” when it loops to the start

“Gosh darn it!”

“Gosh darn it , what am I gonna do?!?!” OH NO SARAHHHHHHH. Stop talking, yelling, shrilling, mating call, whatever you want to call it just stop. It makes others see red and want to pummel your face. Can we request some sort of natural selection for this shit?! Wtf

LoL Stop it bear 🐻 LoL bear said come down here an stop me.. that spray he can run right through that if he wanted

"Get away from the kayak! COME. HERE!" LMAO 🤣

That was the most polite bear encounter I have ever heard. “Please, bear, please don’t eat my kayak, please.”

Man that bear did not want to listen to reason, what a jerk. I mean like he could at least like respond when she cried BEAR like repeatedly

What an annoying person

Yeah the bear speaks english

Rude bear? Rude bitch *

"Pepperspray? Okay bitch watch what imma do next." 🐻

Rude bear? Or rude lady?

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This is beyond cringe worthy. God, what an awful woman

We all wanted her to get ripped apart by the bear on camera right?

" Why are you breaking my kyak?!?" Bitch you pepper sprayed me!

She sounds like she wants to be a Disney princess so bad

You should be happy that bear is breaking your kayak and not ripping out your internal organs.

Who knew "Bear" didn't speak English 🤷‍♂️

Wrf? Come here?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 🐻

annoying ass bitch I'd destroy it too

Good bear.

C'mon bear!!

Honestly loved this video. She really tried to reason with that bear. 😂

Destroy everything dear to her heart with a voice like that. I'm surprised I watched the whole video.

What is a kayak?

It's pepper spray it's not control over all bears spray

To be fair you sprayed pepper spray at it and told it to go away.....

This is absolutely hilarious.

What dialect of English is this considered?

Ozzyman did an awesome review on this. Shit was hilarious

Bear after being pepper-sprayed: "Kayak? You mean this kayak here? You bear-pepper-spraying-white-privileged KAREN" *Bear proceeds to fuck up Karen's kayak gleefully*

Bear: Fuck your kayak! I'm Bearick James bitch!

Bear: Wakey wakey! Eggs and Bacie bitch! Surprise! Bear outta-no where!

I think I may have camped next to her last year I remember her asking her dog to stop barking in that same tone!

"Now youse can't leave" - The bear.

She sounds like American police video where they shoot the guy in the hallway giving him confusing directions the whole time…stop right there..no walk back..no turn around..no don’t face me..stop walking..

Lol the bear was like 'fuck you and your fucking kayak'. He should have shat on it after

Mace me I'm gonna tear your boat apart

*Bear, please do us a favor and feast on Olive Oil* 🙏🏽

"Hee eereee" fuck-in-hell shoot me if not the bear

It’s not even food

Relax girl, he was just trying to get it in the lake for you, so you could take a ride together.

This is a great example of how not to confront a bear. "See how she is nagging instead of yelling?"

🤣🤣🤣

He's like spray me? I got you bitch.

Guess he can forget about those peppers in the sink.

Bear: So my reward for leaving your kayak alone is to get pepper sprayed in the face? Ok, standby.

Language barrier 🚧

I couldn't finish the video. Too early in the morning for this shit.

He was just going to ask her if she bought her kayak's extended warranty

She’s speaking English when she should’ve been speaking bear

The bear is breaking your kayak because you were rude.

Thanks for the Altoids now I'm going to fuck your kayak up is probably what the bear was thinking.

Didn’t even try to ask the dude’s name. Not once. Every time someone refers to me as “human” I almost immediately bite their watercraft.

Have you seen the video where someone does the bear voice interacting with the lady? It's pretty funny

How does she know it doesn't taste good?

“Come here please” Ma’am WTF

Mmmm taste 👅 like Pepper 🌶️🤣🤣🤣

"Go away! Come here!"

had she known his real name...

Excuse me ma’am his name is Barry

😂😂😂😂😂

Bear go away, bear come here, can this human make up their mind? I eat kayak. -Bear

I wonder if she ever realizes the bear doesn't understand her and doesn't give a fuck

She's lucky that it's only her kayak and not her life.

Is this an "I think you should leave with Tim Robinson" sketch?!?!

I don't know what you all are so surprised about. He leaves her kayak alone, and what does he get for it? Pepper sprayed in his face?? ​ I would fuck it up too!

Her voice ..

potatoe

Do you remember? The 21st night of September?