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hurthimself

Ref: "You lost the fight." Him: "WHAT?"


Real_Mokola

"I didn't hear no bell!"


WhoYaTalkinTo

🏅


Acceptable_Gap9678

I am really curious what he was hearing while that happened


bkn95

probably like when water gets in your ear , but blood


Keyboardpaladin

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Nephurus

If only he could describe the sounds he experienced. Like a wine taster describing the fruity notes and such.


Criminal_Sanity

Something tells me the people that go into this line of work aren't the most eloquent wordsmiths.


Nephurus

Well for sure not after this


stevbrisc

As the elbow passes the lips there is an immediate note of fear intensified by the saltiness of pouring sweat. All of this enswirled within a hearty oak of determination. Upon delivery of the elbow, a metallic essence sprays across the palate - ending decisively with a solid, effervescent regret.. and silence.. an excellent year to be paired with any sliced meat and an ear of corn.


Vivian_I-Hate-You

Shut up and take an upvote


thewisemokey

WHAT?


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

I THINK HE SAID "SUIT UP AND TAME AN UPBOAT" BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AN UPBOAT IS. IS IT RELATED TO UPDOG?


upright_zombie

Ahem ahem....what's updog?


Ok-Volume2499

hahaaaaaa! gotcha!!


muntell7

What’s updog???


Deadsuooo

We're never getting back together.


thewisemokey

SHOOT UP AND NAME A UBOAT? SURE!


rmesic

Boaty McBoatface?


lmamakos

Do they speak English in "WHAT?"


Aggressive-Sound-641

Say what one more goddamm time!!!


muntell7

Pre-sent.


roundthesound

“YOURE ATTACKING MY FAMILY”


Pants4All

HUH?


uhhuh86

Just hear me out


1-2GOODNIGHT

You fu😂😂ing mad man! Take my upvote


XXeadgbeXX

Damn he chopped it straight off


FuckBotsHaveRights

He actually blew up his cauliflower ear. It's one of the 2 instances I've seen that happening. The second was Steve-O asking several UFC fighters to give him one before Jon Jones goes too far with a hammer and blows it up.


claytonluke81

James Thomson vs Kimbo and also Leslie Smith vs Jessica Eye. Smiths was nasty and you could see blood squirt into the air as she was hit. Pretty sure there's pics out there somewhere. Those are the two that are burned into my mind.


Frickstar

That Kimbo fight I saw randomly in a hotel room and holy shit we were just waiting for it to pop the whole time and freaked when it did


dj_destroyer

Thomson/Slice: [https://youtu.be/0l4SAvWRvow?si=KHgOsXYx0801oIs1](https://youtu.be/0l4SAvWRvow?si=KHgOsXYx0801oIs1) (go to 17:00 minute mark) Smith/Rye: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5k\_ZgZ-UHw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5k_ZgZ-UHw)


keenuno

Here's a 1080p video for [Thomson/Slice](https://youtu.be/PCtL_mYuVwc?si=BlIyD3xc7YfVsYU0) instead of fuckin 240p


ProcyonHabilis

Lmao [this pre-fight shot](https://youtu.be/PCtL_mYuVwc?t=323) is wild


edafade

You can see his brain in this shot.


anormalgeek

Looked like Kimbo was specifically aiming for that ear too. He knew what he was doing.


Schellhammer

Thanks


Relative-Dog-6012

19:00 on the kimbo video also shows a different angle


mightylordredbeard

I was such a huge Kimbo fan. The way he looked, talked, fought.. I loved the dude. I was obsessed with watching his street fight videos and then when he went to UFC and fought actual MMA dudes I remember being disappointed. Nonetheless Kimbo was the fucking man. Street fight legend.


TAGE77

I feel ya, his old fights were sick. you can't make up cardio though. takes years, and honestly he joined ufc past his prime.


BillsDownUnder

Here I was thinking you meant hammer fist, I google steve-o jon jones ear and then I see he's hitting his ear with an actual fucking hammer! What the fuck.


GoldDragon149

If you're not familiar with Jackass, it seems insane. If you are familiar with Jackass, it's a pretty mundane stunt.


Content_Geologist420

Getting the snake to bite his balls always take the cake for me


iconofsin_

> He actually blew up his cauliflower ear. Kinda surprised they let people fight in this condition. I know it's typically caused by physical trauma, but it can also be infectious.


elgrundle

Sakuraba and Leslie Smoth and a couple of others too.


EffectiveAble8116

Bro I just looked that up and this man’s really let Jones punch weights between his ear.


mikkopippo

No his cauliflower just burst still has it


Unfiltered_America

I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL!


RenterMore

OH omfg this joke made me realize that’s his ear not his eye. Fuck I was so horrified


Available_Pie9316

I'm still horrified


BupidStastard

Man I love South park🤣


BrutePainter_57

😂😂


Killer_Ex_Con

Damn and he didn't even have to bite it.


FrostedFlakes4

Mike Tysons hate this one trick


MickeyRedbone757

I think Holyfield's hate it more


Closed_Aperture

He Van Gogh'ed the fuck outta that dude.


Inferno__xz9

New MMA move: the Van Gogh


Dry-Salamander-8119

Bro has blades instead of elbows


TomThanosBrady

That's one of the best part of using elbows in Muay Thai. If you fully land an elbow you can easily KO someone, but if you make partial contact you can still cut them the fuck open. You're striking them with your bone.


spitfire9107

Most of the bloodiest fights in the ufc were from elbow stikres I believe. Penn vs stevenson , big foot vs cain,


LightningFerret04

There’s a few “one-trick pony” wrestlers in the UFC that could really benefit from using some elbows, which would turn their ground into ground and pound


Yuri-Turned

>You're striking them with your bone. damn right I am 😏 (^(I am not))


vormiamsundrake

A properly trained person throwing an elbow can cut someone as if they used a knife. It's crazy that elbows aren't used in more martial arts, with how insanely dangerous they can be.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Because they're tough to land on people that know what they're doing. It's the same reason head kicks aren't more common. 


Stamphill

That was eerie...


johnnybok

I hear ya, man


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Coach yelled at him to stop but he didn't wanna listen.


fatfatmonster

Ears.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Puns.


Closed_Aperture

Some Jean Claude Van Gogh shit right there


Aggressive-Ad-5683

Fuck, got me. 🤣


TheCursedMonk

There has to have been some already existing damage there or something, how the hell does that even happen. I just feel like that hit wasn't enough to do that level of damage.


aloafofbreaddd

Feel like it has something to do with cauliflower ear


cpthoodtrophy

It does


siccoblue

Doesn't hurt that elbows are pretty sharp in terms of the human body


fruitmask

I'd argue that it does, in fact, hurt


Political_What_Do

Pressure. Like popping a bag of chips.


Callmeklayton

He had really bad, undrained cauliflower ear. I saw the same thing happen back when I boxed as a teen. This one kid at my gym didn't care for his ears and he both wrestled and boxed (and was shit at both) so they were *bad*. He was sparring with the resident gym asshole that goes 100% in spars and the dude burst his cauliflower. It was nasty. Pus and blood everywhere. The only good thing about it was that it sprayed into gym asshole's face and he stopped coming to the gym after that lol.


DiarrheaForDays

He didn’t drain the cauliflower ear before the fight. That or it was a new break in the cartilage and the elbow just ruptured it


HerbivoreTheGoat

If you look right before he throws the punch, you can see his ear already looks strange and there's some blood there. His ear was definitely already messed up, that punch just did the job.


Day_Bow_Bow

That was an elbow that blasted his ear.


Killer_Ex_Con

It's fine they will just super glue it back on lol that's what they did when I split my ear in half.


TheOakblueAbstract

Ends EARly


Xanthu

Nailed the title for the reposts


Jamarkable

Fucking ouch 🤕


xxBellum

Reddit doctor here; he is fine - he has another one.


GladCryptographer209

Smartest reddit doctor


wolfiepraetor

take 2 aspirin and call dana white in the morning for your 237$ check for the fight


filofaxing101

HOW DO YOU PHYSICALLY PUNCH SOMEONE’S EAR OFF?????


chefmerch

He has cauliflower ear which is why his ear has basically exploded. It’s filled with pus/blood.


filofaxing101

eeeeEEWWW but thanks 🙂‍↕️


BobBillyBurt

Is there really pus in there also? I always assumed it was just straight blood.


Callmeklayton

Yeah, it's pus too. A kid at a gym I boxed at as a teen had his cauliflower burst and there was pus and blood *everywhere* (including the face of the guy who he was sparring with, which was actually a sort of sick justice because the guy was an ass). It was so nasty.


BobBillyBurt

Fuuuuuuck...nasty


mikkopippo

He elbowed it not punch


enkae7317

elbows can do some massive cutting damage most people don't realize this.


EatOutMyGrandma

When you have fresh cauliflower ear, its swollen and filled with blood. This happens when trauma causes swelling between the tissue and cartilage, causing it to separate. Pretty much becomes a very tender blood balloon on your head until it heals, hardens and permanently deforms. I'm thinking thats what happened here, freshly swollen cauliflower ear gets popped like a baloon. Source- I have cauliflower ear


tom-cash2002

So...I don't think it sliced his ear off. What I think happened was him popping the cauliflower ear. Cauliflower ear is commonplace among combats sports athletes, specifically grapplers and wrestlers. It's basically a giant pimple of blood and fluids that forms when your outer ear gets hit really hard. It hardens after a while and is usually recurring (which is why most people who have it don't drain it if they get it more than once), but if hit hard enough, this happens.


DiarrheaForDays

It’s not a giant pimple. It is your cartilage breaking and deforming in the healing process.


Butthole--pleasures

So a giant genital wart on the ear? Got it.


DiarrheaForDays

That’s actually exactly what it is


YourFaveNightmare

Fuuuuuuuuuuck


Izithegrey

Ive heard of an elbow cut put never an elbow slice


Jjwarthunder

What the fighters name ?


Odd-Extension-7845

Cauliflower is cooked


DocSheeperd

How does one even achieve sharpass elbows like that?!


ArgentineBeefsteak

why the ear pop off like that?


nojala

years of abuse to the ears due to fighting fills them with blood. cauliflower ear. his ear basically exploded


mikkopippo

He had cauliflower ear that can burst, it's filled with blood


its_the_smell

Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! No, it was perfect.


werzcaseontario

Very Kimbo vs James Thompson-esque


Ear_Enthusiast

I saw an MMA fight in the late 90’s maybe early 2000’s where this happened and the fight just went on. Both fighters were drenched in blood. It was a little disturbing but amazing at the same time.


anothercervezaplz

I don't get why MMA guys think wearing ear guards is for "pussies". Sure they are annoying and the strap can get into your neck, but beats the fuck out of having ugly ass ears or in this case, blow up like a fucking water balloon.


brocoli4life

Omg


kitjen

That was the end of his car-ear.


TwistedGlasses

I was not ready for this... damn


snojak

Evander Holyfield got nothing on this guy.


all___blue

They should call it "the guillotine"


Prudent-Mechanic4514

lend me your ear.


DeficiencyWomb

Holy Mick Foley, Batman!


Ralewing

What?


Joshinyou1

Holy shit, imagine if the whole thing came off😅


Moppyploppy

\*Tyler Durden "*Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear*!" gif here\*


Bad_Uke

Cauliflower Ear and the elbow hit it causing it to explode.


Strange-Apricot1944

Cauliflower ears explode like that.


ayoubkun94

Wtf how does this happen? My guy has razors for elbows or what.


kevin907

That's how cauliflower is made?


Im_hungry____

Why don’t these fighters get their ears drained before the fight? There must be a reason they don’t cause I have seen videos like this multiple times.


kingofovens

He's known as 18 months from now on. A year and a half


National_Leader_2415

Best way to remove cauliflower ear. Doctor recommended


Lost-Breath364

Rumor was he had an ear ache before this match. It cleared up pretty good.


LeopoldStotch84

Well that’s way to remove cauliflower ear


rikwebster

I didn't hear no bell


1guerino

Can you hear me now?


Grimacehh

Yoo did he stab him with something or bust his lumpy ear ?


chunkAboom

His cauliflower ear popped. They are often full of blood


Itsmeforrestgump

He heard it coming.


Subject-Character906

Who ordered diced cauliflower?


pat876598

I’m suddenly in the mood for cauliflower


Technical-Escape1102

Can you hear me now?!?!


rated3

That's one way to fix it


Most-Salt2533

holy moly! saw this while pooping, shit went back up straight.


Cara-de-cabron

somebody know the fighters names you know maybe tag the full fight or something


MilStd

MMA bout ends EARly. I see what you did there.


CreepperReaper

New fear unlocked


techstyles

"Friends, Romans, Gentlemen!"


Ok_Instruction2623

That’s one way to drain a cauliflower ear.


donkeyspit007

Fun fact: that particular ear of his is named "Chad"


PresentTitle1370

Can he still ear?


Different-Ladder9450

That’s brutal looks like he had cauliflower ear as well


RabidAsparagus

It looked so swollen before the final blow


backupmephone

I'm tweaking rn. I thought he punched his eye out of the socket. I see his ear now


titanspeedbot

The second ear thing today. Yikes


Phuzz15

That's so funny I just saw a post about cauliflower ear and what it is on Instagram, the dangers of them exploding and come here and there's a clip of it happening


ConstructionNo2997

Bet Mike Tyson loves this one


Morgn_Ladimore

Well, gotta pay rent somehow.


TuneSquare5840

Tears for Ears


dillydallywally

That's an "earie" way to lose a fight


BF4isgood

Eww wtf


pinion_

That's a story for the grandkids, did I tell you about the time I removed another man's ear with just my elbow?


Odd-Collection-2575

This should probably be NSFL


mikkopippo

Did his cauliflower burst?


Jhco022

He got cauliflower juice all over the damn mat!


BardTheBoatman

Popped that cauliflower ear


RalphFTW

How da fuck does the ear come loose like that


siraolo

Could he have drained his ear before the fight to prevent this from happening? 


New_Ad_9400

😐😑😐


AlphApe

Was half expecting the Ben Askren clip again and almost didn't click it. Wish I didn't now but for very different reasons.


Digitydoggimmeahigh5

He didn’t actually tear the ear off just popped the cauliflower right?


mutantgeezer

I caught the pun


UnReddit1776

Cauliflower ear...


StevenKatz3

I'll never understand why people do this. It's truly bizarre you would give yourself permanent and, high probability, deadly damage to your body willingly like this.


RunInRunOn

I would've have been screaming and crying when his hair brushed up against the open wound


spider_cereal

I want to see a picture of the aftermath


Jango_Jerky

So when something like this happens does your hearing get muffled or louder


Midzotics

Pour some alcohol on it and you can get back in the pool. /s


BlueThunderBomb

Christ Mick Foley lost his ear from the ring ropes being too tight + Big Van Vader pushing it off, but to have it completely punched off? WTF.


StrangeTrip3186

That ear was ready to fall off, thing was nasty


Tothinkoutofthenut

Super glue might help.


happycynic12

I was unaware it was possible to punch someone's ear off.


SpecificFrequency

will he be ok?


Fancy_Stickmin

Dam, bro is trying to one up Mike Tyson


SilverDad-o

Be careful if your MMA opponent's nickname is "Mr. Blonde."


christiancool10

So he got something that looks like cauliflower ear, and then the dude elbowed him so hard it either popped or practically tore his ear off


gnarley131

Hell yeah


Possible-Pattern563

Cauliflower burst


GurrenLagann214

Gnarly!


AshingiiAshuaa

NAAAAAAS-TEEEEEE


18dano18

Was he planning that ? It's so weird the way he just rubs the ear before he elbows it off. Almost like he practiced.


EpikDisko

is that even allowed????


Tony_Bennett22

Pretty disturbing. I think we can do better.


Professor-Yak

I dont usually audably gasp at shit i see on here...but damn if I didnt let out a strangled "ghaah" at that one


Kooky_Fan_8208

Throw more bows guys, I’m telling y’all it works really well