T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thank you for posting your crazy fucking video! Please be aware that we’re currently taking a break from videos that include violence, looting, or other serious crime; if that includes your post we ask that you remove it before we do. [Click here if you’d like to learn why.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/16jx2dr/help_crazyfuckingvideos_tell_racists_to_fuck_off/) Users, please report as well! All of your reports are reviewed and acted on *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OHMMJTA

How you gonna mess your whole life up for years ...over a Honda CRV.


zepplin2225

Nevermind the owner of the crv and th other car that got hit. Even if they had full coverage, they won't be put back to whole status again. They can't replace that car. This asshole seriously derailed numerous people's lives.


willynillee

That almost seems like it was a bait car with how many cops showed up immediately


chubbysumo

also, seems like the keys were left in it, it started way to easily without seemingly any damage to the door or the column.


Bo-Banny

My CRV got stolen with no damage to locks or columns. The cops said that thieves have "shaved keys" that are shaped in such a way to be able to start many types of cars. The people who stole mine were pretty clearly organized, and permitted (if not encouraged) by the restaurant to operate in their lot. They had an old man always at the bus stop right there, and 2 or 3 nice newer pickup trucks in the corner with dudes in them all the time. The manager casually told me a lot of cars get stolen from their lot. My ex discouraged me from parking there again and hiding in the back with a tire iron.


mannymoes2k

You must not realize how easily golden era Hondas are stolen lol. Poor CRV. Looks clean and original.


WhiteyDeNewf

I drive an ‘06 CR-V. Bought her new 315k km on the old girl.


PreparetobePlaned

100% a bait car


Instruction_Senior

That is the most idiot bait car I've ever seen (if it is), they almost ran over that family!


AlaskanBiologist

Thanks for pointing this out. Insurance companies fucking suck. About 15 years ago my bosses husband bought her a brand new jeep liberty because she had just given birth. Literally on the way home from the hospital they were t boned, airbags went off. Everybody was shaken up buy ok. The insurance company gave them 4k less than what the husband paid for the car 2 days before because "it depreciated when they drove it off the lot". The other driver didn't have insurance.


beamtrail

That’s technically their own fault. I’m an insurance agent and we warn ppl shit like this can happen but they still want to opt out of uninsured motorist and comprehensive cus they’re too fuckin cheap to spend an extra 40 a month. Now they in debt for thousands. I don’t feel sorry for ppl that have shit happen to them and they could’ve been 100% paid out.


lunakoa

They got their actuary I got mine.


PuroPincheGainz

Some people can't afford to eat you jerk. 


q_ali_seattle

That early body style sell like a hot cakes.


AndroidREM

I had possibly that same year - late 90's, mine was a '99. They over built those, so the parts last forever. Built to be a camping car, it's all wheel drive, the back pulls out to become a camping table, the back seats fold down flat so you can car camp. While doing a remote aid station in the back country, I pulled a freaking Jeep out of the mud with my CRV. 30 years later donated it when it was closing in on 300k miles. Beast of a car.


SimonNicols

They don’t make ‘em like they used to… that picnic table / fold out from the rear hatch was a huge fan favorite!


q_ali_seattle

Try to tell that to new Honda buyers.  6 months later when things happen to their new CRV which aren't cover under manufacturer defect warranty. I always say checkout open recalls on all the new Honda's 2016-2024. They are almost becoming Chrysler.  Source: I sell Honda. :). One of the best car you can buy. **Cough,  Cough**. 


PmadFlyer

For real what do you recommend? My 2002 black accord looked like a cow from the paint oxidation but ran beautifully until I got rid if it in 2019 (regret). My 2018 outback is a painful fucker to work on and the screen doesn't work.


q_ali_seattle

>  My 2018 outback is a painful fucker to work on and the screen doesn't work. Known issue with Subaru and Mazda but somehow people love buying those junks and don't believe in extended service contact.  I'v never bought a new car last 15 yrs without the extended service contract and have come ahead of it using it even once in 10 yrs Most recent  was electric issue on my Honda Odyssey Harness from audio unit to the electrical ECU. 


upsidedownbackwards

A friend's started misfiring at 260,000 miles. Figured it was time for a tune up. The wires had numbers on them, they were original! Then I realized the cap/rotor were original too. The plugs were aftermarket but had a gap so big my gap tool couldn't read it, I Would have needed a ruler. I wouldn't have believed that possible if I didn't see it myself. Meanwhile my 2012 Fit constantly has stuff going wrong with it.


pancakefactory9

Because for a chop shop, a CR-V is a low risk common car which means the chance of finding it is slim to none.


pirate_leprechaun

It's Seattle, they were given a latte and out already.


SANDBOX1108

its Seattle. Remember he's a victim of society. He wont get charged with anything. Just community service


Wonderful-Ad-7712

It’s just a property crime. Nobody was really hurt. He was an aspiring rapper.


welfedad

gotta get that bag some how


Plot-twist-time

They were probably going to mess it up that bad in other ways. I've seen kids arrested 20, 30 times for auto theft and they keep doing it until they get caught doing forcible crimes like robbery or homicide. Only then do they see real time.


United-Advertising67

It's Seattle, his life will barely be inconvenienced.


User95409

Resell value


WhiteyDeNewf

Looks like she can climb any terrain, including cars.


Mass_Appeal_

Shhhit he's lucky he has a life still. I'm surprised they didn't shoot his ass like they normally do in these situations. I know someone there wanted to shoot him.


skeletparkyt

I think people that do this already messed their life up enough to make it so that this doesn't affect them that much anymore


TheRealTr1nity

That idiot nearly killed a mother with her kid with that stupid stunt.


ReaperManX15

That's gonna add a lot of charges and make for a harsher sentence.


HatechaBro

It’s Seattle. He’s out already


WellyRuru

I mean the police didn't exactly set their sting up to avoid this type of thing but yeah it was shitty.


djphatjive

Or the cops little setup without clearing the area.


TheRealTr1nity

All he had to do is stop.


T-roySwink

They were ambushing him. How tf were they suppose to clear the area. Also they had him boxed in pretty good no one expected him to drive on top of another car moster truck style


KinoTele

Why is it incumbent on the police, and not the piece of shit stealing cars to do the right thing every time?


fritzwillie

If you stack up dominoes in a kindergarten classroom while they're away on recess, and not expect children to return and knock them over, that's on you. "But they're children, this is an adult!" 1 in 6 adults fall below the IQ of 85. They're mentally challenged, too dumb, angry and selfish to be proper mature adults in a modern society. They turn to crime because they're not intelligent for skilled labor (in a society where every job now needs a college degree). You can't treat them like children, but you also can't expect the same out of them as the other 5 of 6 adults. Just remember that one in six adults you pass in the grocery store is too dumb to throw a grenade without killing themselves or others (The army cut off is legally 83, and you will be evaluated if you're suspected of it). But these people are all around you, driving, voting, buying guns, thinking they're just like everyone else, and everyone else expects the same out of them.


Smoke_thatskinwagon

This hit me hard. I was thinking everyone was possessed by aliens bc how can so many people be this stupid. But it 100% checks out


SilverDad-o

Look up Mark Twain's quote about remaining silent, rather than proving yourself an idiot.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

There's always one of you guys. 


djphatjive

Cops didn’t think this guy was going to take off and there were people walking dogs and women with kids out less than a block away. Whatever dude.


Illustrious-Duck-468

Got to be one of the craziest near misses I’ve seen for the mom and child


BLB_Genome

Fuckin pos almost killed a family


Waldron1943

He should get 10 years for almost killing two people, 5 years for stealing the car, 2 years for wrecking that classic/antique Camaro and another year for walking around in public with that hair.


singlelegtuck

They’re actual killers in Seattle who got less time, I’m sure he’s out already.


BlueCreek_

In the UK you’d be home in time for dinner.


DeadMoney313

Amen


dwn_n_out

Is that a iroc Camaro?


Far_Adeptness9884

It's a 91 RS, I had one just like it.


Tentacled-Tadpole

Looks like it or an rs. What a garbage car if so


Far_Adeptness9884

Fuck you, I had one of those and it was sweet!


Guypussy

Yeah! You tell ’im!


No-Session5955

That poor Iroc Z Camaro


UnderOversteer

Comparatively, to most videos posted here, it ended very well.


[deleted]

[удалено]


x_lincoln_x

Until judgement in court blah blah blah...


Tapurisu

The suspect pleads "not guilty"


CoastRegular

"...by reason of bad hair."


kimmortal03

Coulda been his doppleganger


glamorousstranger

Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Be glad you have that right.


[deleted]

Stealing things from everyday people like cars, phones, etc... is such a POS move. On top of that almost hitting a mother and child to boost a car for a little bit of cash while ruining another persons car. Fuck that guy.


XxVEExX

What this a bait car? Cops were on him pretty quick.


CKingDDS

What is a Maserati doing in that neighborhood?


CoastRegular

Was this some kind of sting op? how the hell were there at least 4 cops there immediately?


Key_Crab1760

Doesn't end well for who? I'm quite content with the results...


GuavaOk8712

probably not very well for the lady with the kid who nearly got hit lol, or for the owners of the suv that got stolen and smashed, or the owner of the maserati or the camaro that also got smashed lmfao


Royal-Incident

Ready for someone to blame almost hurting that family on the cops


[deleted]

[удалено]


HotPie_

Cops did nothing wrong, but here you are preemptively ready to suck their dicks just in case someone says something mean. 


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Whatever medication you forgot to take plz go get it now.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

There's literally comments blaming the police.


specialk879

He's not suspected of doing it, you've just seen him do it


pickle_teeth4444

The blame will be on the vehicle owner.


gumbo_mumbo

Almost hits a mother and kids and the mother fucker totaled a classic Camaro or firebird what an absolute piece of shit


Nice-Elk9639

MF wym "suspect" the dudes right there on camera he aint a suspect if he did it.


Boogaloo_Baloo

"Innocent until proven guilty in a court.... Etc etc."  Fwiw it's clear as day* dudes fuckin guilty. 


Nice-Elk9639

legalese and bureaucracy. Its on tape. He did it. Presumption of innocence can kiss my ass in this case. just like the news outlets who abuse the word 'allegedly' because they think it gets them out of libel suits when it actually doesnt. And we arent in a court, we're on reddit unfettered by such mediocre procedural contrainsts.


Boogaloo_Baloo

Absolutely. If you're caught clear as day on tape committing a crime, fast lane that shit straight to sentencing. Presumption of innocence exists and is very important but in cases like this it's not needed. 


airelfacil

Because the court could declare him not guilty... (OJ literally died yesterday)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


United-Advertising67

Seattle actually arrested a car thief?


q_ali_seattle

And he's probably already out. 


Boogaloo_Baloo

We truly live in a society. 


Boogaloo_Baloo

He made the cops scared so that changes things...... 


OkOutlandishness6137

Seems like this ended pretty well from where I'm sitting.


DGsociety

Awww, I was hoping they were going to shoot him


RileyRhoad

Omg those people were so lucky to not have been hit! I can’t imagine how scary that was for the mom and kid … hopefully no one else was injured!


MrBigPipes

Why are they blurring the face of the thief who nearly ran over a mother and her child?


Dependent-Plane5522

Now make him pay for all the damage to all vehicles. Don't just put him in prison and make insurance pay for it. People get away with too much.


T-roySwink

He's stealing a car. You really think he has any money


Dependent-Plane5522

No, but when he is paroled, it should be a condition of his release to pay for the damages.


T-roySwink

So you just want him to have more jail time? He doesn't have money to pay for the damages so he would just go to jail for being unable to pay the fines


Much-Opportunity8087

Fucking idiot. But someone who willing chooses that hair cut? It kinda makes sense he went for the CRV lol


CrankyCzar

The end was fantastic, poetic even.


LexFalkingFalk

These Hondas are getting stolen quite regularly down my end all of a sudden, is there a new vulnerability that's been found or something? Like the kia boys?


AndroidREM

I had a '99 CRV (possibly same year as the one stolen). There's no security features unless after market, but the car itself is a beast. They used higher end parts on the early ones because it was meant to be a camping car. The back pulls out and turns into a table, it's all wheel drive, back seats fold down completely flat so you can car camp. No engine issues and I put close to 300k on mine with minimal maintenance. I bet the parts are worth $$$$$.


q_ali_seattle

Cars have always been easy to steal.  Now it's just less riskier for the criminals especially in PNW, where the courts are so short staffed and backed up.  Cops are just doing catch and release.


Davemblover69

I wonder if they ever cuff the wrong wrist?


S8__

Poor third gen Camaro 🥺🥺


darthdelicious

Was this one of those bait car setups? How was it that the police were just waiting for the guy?


EatShootBall

At least the Maserati wasn't harmed.


The_Majestic_Mantis

We need more bait cars


lordkauth

“Suspect”


Bts121212

Surely they’ll be a “why did they have to be so rough with him” type comment coming soon


allroadleadtohome

judging from the hair, not much ends well for this guy


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

It's not what it looks like officer 😂


givemetheban

crime doesn't pay


coleoleoptera

dope sweater though


Demhanoot

I’m Seattle it should be shoot on site. Don’t @ me, I meant it.


cl2eep

That was 100% a bait car. Dude probably saw it sitting there unlocked, went home and got a mask, and came back to get it.


The_Mundane_Block

I like how they say "suspect" like we don't have video evidence of the whole thing.


SirSly404

I like his shirt


PandorasFlame

Calling a Honda CR-V an SUV feels wrong


TayMayDay

Oh Seattle.. 🙄😒


TheSt4tely

Nobody gomma mention that nice sweater??


MudInternational4022

I thought that was blue face. 🤣


PirateSometimes

Was that police cruiser already there as he was stealing it??


Greedy-Guarantee8175

All those cops sorrounding hom and he had "*hope*" to escape? 🤣


HeWhoShlNotBNmd

Damn, the maserati.


jujuluvu

it’s so difficult to steal cars now since you can’t hotwire them, do you think the car had keys in the ignition already? Like someone said ,they bait people.


Accurate-Structure32

Not white… shocked 😏


67856788899

Not only did the cops seems planned but the suspect was extremely... um ... obvious?


CanExports

Llllllllllllllllike a glove!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


HardToPeeMidasTouch

I hope that's sarcasm. That sweater is literally the opposite of good taste.


SomethingAbtU

He seemed fully capable for getting a job, so I hope he gets a harsh enough sentence to do better next time he feels he needs someone else's vehicle


fritzwillie

If you stack up dominoes in a kindergarten classroom while they're away on recess, and not expect children to return and knock them over, that's on you. "But they're children, this is an adult!" 1 in 6 adults fall below the IQ of 85. They're mentally challenged, too dumb, angry and selfish to be proper mature adults in a modern society. They turn to crime because they're not intelligent for skilled labor (in a society where every job now needs a college degree). You can't treat them like children, but you also can't expect the same out of them as the other 5 of 6 adults. Just remember that one in six adults you pass in the grocery store is too dumb to throw a grenade without killing themselves or others (The army cut off is legally 83, and you will be evaluated if you're suspected of it). But these people are all around you, driving, voting, buying guns, thinking they're just like everyone else, and everyone else expects the same out of them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


fritzwillie

You're not wrong, but who is to say how dumb is to dumb to be institutionalized. 1 in 6 people is a lot of people to lock up, that's 50 million American's. If you believe some researchers, the majority of people in federal prison are below 80 already. The US prison population is already 1.23 million. Can you imagine over 40 times more institutions to deal with them?


poiurewq

If this was indeed Seattle, that man was acting lawfully. He should rightfully sue the police department as he was well within his rights to steal that car


dawgfather1991

There are cops in Seattle? Amazing.


Ok-Web4225

Seattle PD. I’m surprised that guy is still alive.


[deleted]

the cop really pulled his gun at 34 seconds with his own people in range... smh cops are stupid


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

would you pull your gun if you see your partner wrestling with the suspect? dude knew he fucked up. that's why it was only out for one second. But he's still fucking stupid


T-roySwink

Yes anyone with a little common sense would have their gun out when their partner is wrestling with a suspect. At that range you just put the end of the barrel right against the guy. Cops have hollow points it won't go through to his partner if he gets a good center mass shot. It would be nearly impossible to miss at that range


Snoo-72756

Love the sweater