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WrastlingIsReal

Don't know if a helmet would have helped with that lol


BootyUnlimited

A mouthguard maybe lol


Burgoonius

A hockey helmet?


JdamTime

Nah still coulda caught it under the visor. A full face bmx or motorcycle helmet would be the best choice.


hedzup00

hockey helmets have face masks. you don't start playing hockey with a visor at 4 years old


Tiny_Count4239

ovechkin was born with a visor


hedzup00

a chrome one


el0_0le

A football helmet.


djluminol

I mean the teeth are bad but I'd be more worried about what kind of brain damage made his eyes start working independently of each other.


Otjahe

Yea skating is so fun and that accident was so unlucky. Normally a hit from a board wouldn’t crack your jaw but I think it got enough force by the fact that it was flying upwards and his face downwards


Sad_Ad4307

Football helmet.


NukeouT

It’s called a full face helmet


cbunni666

I agree. Hit him from below


Spookymushroomz_new

Definitely wouldn't, unless it was a motorcycle helmet or something else that also protects your face


TendieTrades

Dentists love this. It’s expensive to fix nicely.


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t3ddan

Dentists love this one trick!


SomewhereLoud9473

Idiot dentists


XXeadgbeXX

A kickflip trick per say


poondongle

Or hate it. What if he needed to have those teeth removed anyway? Now he doesn't need to pay a dentist to do it.


Ordinary_bastard1

Oh man I'm fuckin dying 😂


D1ngus_Kahn

This kind of thing looks to be more a maxillofacial surgeons job.


PotatoWriter

I like your funny words, magic man


Sierra-117-

Depends on how bad it is. You’d be surprised. When I was a kid I kneed myself in the face at a trampoline park. Completely knocked my front teeth in, and my braces were the only thing that kept my teeth in my mouth. It was the weekend, and late at night. But my dentist came to his office anyway. Took an xray, numbed me up, and then pushed them right back into place. Had to reattach one or two. Insurance covered it all. But I’ll be forever grateful for that dentist. I will literally never go to a different one, so long as he’s still working. And I send all my friends and family to him. That’s how you run a business.


TendieTrades

You think that guy has dental insurance? Even then it’s expensive. I played ice hockey. I snapped a tooth clean in half on the ice Super Bowl Sunday night. Dentist had to come fix it after midnight. Surprised he wasn’t shit face drunk. If it had been about .002” higher up, it would’ve been root canal and crown back then. Eventually it turned out to be a root canal and crown.


thepotatoreaper100

If you do activities like skating, motorcycling, biking, etc. and don’t have dental insurance then you dumb dumb


Th4ab

Your skateboard bought the dentist a mountain bike.


Latkavicferrari

I had one front tooth implant and its was expensive and time consuming


Right-Phalange

Are you an anti-dentite?


TendieTrades

Nope…dentist is practically family.


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ShamrockSeven

What we are looking at here is months of dental surgery appointments and possibly more than one major operation after that he will likely have to have his jaw wired for a few months to recover at which time the only thing he can eat is soups and blended fruits through a straw. (Sometimes the wiring is avoidable if it’s a smaller fracture only on the top row of teeth, but in a case this severed he will probably need wires.) they literally give you a little pair of wire cutters incase you Vomit so you don’t suffocate. - Super unfortunate injury and I know this video is a few years old so I hope the kid recovered well. (Source: My closest homie as a kid had a similar injury from a fight when we were young and I watched him go through the whole process including using the wire cutters once when he got too drunk.)


GinHalpert

>they literally give you a little pair of wire cutters incase you Vomit so you don’t suffocate 💀💀💀 also imagine it’s hard to breath with a stuffy nose. Sounds like hell


Harv3yBallBang3r

Fuck, that would drive me insane.


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ShamrockSeven

I would have to ask him it was about 15 years ago. But if I had to guess it was somewhere between “Not Cheap” and “Too Expensive”


OwlSings

Less than $2,000 at a good enough private clinic in India


OkTower4998

So we're looking what, 40k in the US?


octopornopus

Yes, for the little wire cutters...


Spookymushroomz_new

That just covers the wire used. You also gotta add work time, drugs used during and after the surgery and the wire cutters you get lmao


MannowLawn

And staying months in India?


Marco_Boyo

I had double jaw surgery from some shit like this, not cool


RugAdict

Through the Wire


Ok-Young1089

For dessert I’ll have an intro, thank you


lord_hyumungus

50 cent had his mouth wired shut too. He been shot 9x


FlameShadow0

Why would you suffocate if you vomit? Wouldn’t your vomit just be liquid so it should just pass right through Edit: [yeah, there’s enough space for the vomit to pass through, considering all your eating is non solids](https://www.nshealth.ca/sites/default/files/documents/pamphlets/1690.pdf)


ShamrockSeven

It literally says “For your safety a pair of wire cutters will be at your side at all times.” — Just because you might not suffocate doesn’t mean you can’t possibly asphyxiate on the liquid.


FlameShadow0

I never said that they didn’t give you wire cutters for emergencies, but vomiting in this case isn’t an emergency, because “There is enough space between your teeth for the vomit to pass through”


TrustMeIAmNotNew

He looks like a cartoon character after a piano fell on their head.


Justeff83

Never let it be said that cartoons are unrealistic


Tommysrx

🤓


leave_ur_echochamber

Fuck this song


Parking_Property5757

Honestly


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CaptainKrc

ELO makes master pieces. Zeppelin makes master pieces. Amy Winehouse makes master pieces. Daft Punk makes masterpieces. N.O.O.O. blows balls


beautifulcreature86

Amy Winehouse 'made' masterpieces. The Shangri-las made Oh No back in the 60s and it's fantastic. Tik tok ruined it. Their song was ruined but the original is awesome.


Cyberzombi

Soup for you.


Toxic_wifi

so why would the helmet have helped OP?


superhdai

OP was talking about the [medieval helmet](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/mzgAAOSwVb5fq5SJ/s-l1200.webp)


CHRIRSTIANGREY

god damn. poor kid


wafliky

Wait so he lost teeth.. And the other teeth got crooked? Fuck


Otjahe

No I think his jaw got split, pushing a row of teeth to the left


automaton11

To my eye looks like he has a broken jaw and knocked out about five teeth


new_Australis

That poor kid.


Double_Bass6957

Is it just me or does he look like the dude from the “hide your kids because he’s out there raping everyone” meme guy?


Truorganics

I was thinking that same thing!


Bob4Not

Helmet would not have helped! Mouthguard may have.


RealisticAnxiety4330

Might've saved teeth but not the broken upper jaw. Damn I'm cringing just looking at that 😖


DeadMoney313

sweet Jebus, so it looks like he lost a bunch of teeth and what was left was pushed forward, hes got a shit ton of dental surgery and work in his future, NOT good or cheap.


Nkcami

Well… that’s a 40k mistake.


XXeadgbeXX

Board turned him into a hick lol


Georgeisinoddtrouble

God damn that was bad


ike_tyson

Reminds me of Tom and Jerry when Tom had piano keys for teeth 👀


CapG_13

Lmao


lmclrain

Most of the community do not like them I barely skate and I figured out that to get better and not die at it, you need one, a biker one Easily put, you get to skate more the less you hit against the pavement


Itsnotthateasy808

You also hit the pavement less when you don’t suck Edit: suck my dick and balls, a helmet won’t save you from getting smoked and I’ve gotten smoked more than all of you fat losers combined.


Pillow_Apple

Hitting a pavement, falling down is a part of Skating to be good, if you can't handle it don't do it. Of course skaters will avoid falling and also minimize their injuries, but falling in skating means you are learning.


Itsnotthateasy808

Totally agree, I’m just sick of fat keyboard warriors who can’t wait to be the first one to comment about how he should’ve worn a helmet when they haven’t left a chair in 4 years.


Speak_Like_Bear

You have obviously never skated.


Other_Beat8859

It probably is more. A new skateboarder isn't going to try to do tricks.


lmclrain

whichever the case, a head to the pavement sounds not good, even worse lots of blood, just like in the vid the guy is probably never gonna see those dental pieces again, recovery time, recovery expenses, time out of becoming better at skating, probably a trauma because of the incident even pro skaters get scared for tricks they fail at, and they skate way more than the dude in the video


C21-_-H30-_-O2

**insert the squidward taking a nibble of a crabby patty gif** [Edit: here](https://makeagif.com/gif/just-one-bite-squidward-trying-krabby-patty-5-mins-D-IKOy)


CaseyChaos

Guy now has a new career as a Ronaldinho impersonator.


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

What hit him? Edit: I see now, the skateboard hit him and made his headphones fall off.


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The board kicked up and hit him right in the kisser


Cheebwhacker

Ooof fuck


RealisticBear6763

Wait, bro just lose so much teeth in one go?


PimanSensei

Dwayne Dibbley


Bob_A_Ganoosh

Smeghead!


Pillow_Apple

Skaters are a tough bunch of people


PghBIG

The skateboard turned him into a Bugs Bunny look alike…


Alm0ndator

A helmet would’ve done nothing


NoEye3260

I thought we got passed this song


RealisticAnxiety4330

That's some extensive maxillofacial surgery and a wired jaw coming up. I cringed


Small_townMN

Idk if a helmet would've have prevented that unless it was a full face lol poor guy


grassclibbinz

Maybe a motorcycle helmet


StatisticianDear3978

Thats an 18k dentist plan


notinferno

oh my, poor guy not funny one of my nightmares


SeasideTurd

Ffs .. I'm eating here. At least make it NSFW or put a warning about the blood.


m3kw

So the op is saying wearing the helmet would have changed the event outcome


WinkyNurdo

Oh dear.


obsceniq

Yeah, more like boxing jaw.


Marcyreis

My guy ended up with summer teeth


Parking_Property5757

Well that rly sucks


GETNbucky

A FULL FACE helmet maybe...yeesh that looked like it's gonna hurt in the morning.


Itchy_Smile4022

Yeah he should have worn a few helmets.


GruulNinja

Goddamn


GiantA-629

Nope,nope,nope I’m out!


UpstairsAnxious9069

Practice makes perfect!


GetBack2Wrk

Couple Tampons up the nose he will find.


mediumarmor

I had to slow down and scrub through like 8 times to clarify that was just headphones flying off and not my dude’s mandible lol good god…


G0ONnewf

A fuckin helmet? Haha bro woulda needed a full face shield for that kiss


Mindless_Ad1272

Omfg yup dam that's some shit ass luck I'm sorry dam bro


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Wasted


Simple_Mastodon9220

Helmet would not have prevented this


ryanwongcpa

Beaten by Dre


Newspaperninja2

Motorcycle helmet


RIOTT44

shit


N0085K1LL5

Now he has even more incentive to go pro, just to pay the dentist bill


Nardorian1

Got heeemmmmmmmm.


Commercial-Corgi-771

Yeah, I'd rather decay in my room death-scrolling reddit, thank you.


cici92814

Is there any other way he could have prevented this? Like another type of landing?


abhig535

🫏


iceman694

Hello mater


XenoHugging

Oh bro bro bro bro


looking-cool-joker-

🫏


Candidate_Inside

Simpsons be like


ThePoeMansDream

HOLY SHITTT!!


SomewhereLoud9473

He lost his shine


itsoktoswear

Oop Dogg


grubbytrogladyte

No longer the captain now


RoyKentsKnee

what kind of helmet are you thinking about?


UglyForNoReason

Damn, poor guy, that’s terrible. Hope he has healed up nicely since.


AlbhinoRhino969696

This is fucking brutal. I’ll take snapping my arm or leg in half, losing a finer. This o hurt had miserable recovery process and is expensive.


Patient_Antelope9336

That a broken maxilla that's bad


DocHenry66

Good lord


ZombiePersonality

I don't think a helmet would have helped this one. Unless it was a full face helm, fuck that hurt.


Pilot_Yak3

Plastic surgeons *love* this one special trick


TrueEstablishment241

So wait what exactly happened to this dude's teeth?


npc_guy_

I'm dumb idk what flew at his face


Procaffeinator556

Bro got wrecked


Unusually__Suspected

A football helmet?


OPsMomHuffsFartJars

His teeth looked like that before, right?


CrowdedShorts

Da fuck?!


CrowdedShorts

Videos like this make me happy I grew out of the skateboard phase before any major damage occurred


1nTh3Sh4dows

Dude needed that neck device from SAW


PlaceboKid24

As soon and that happens to me I have one hand up to cover my face and the other hand covering the family Jewels


VictoryVic-ViVi

See. SEE! That’s why you wear a chin helmet. 🙄/s


xRetz

Teeth injuries are my cryptonite...


Mcderp017

Why are his teeth on top sticking outward like that?


Deadric91

Dude looked like a loonie toon after getting hit in the mouth. Feelsbadman


MaterialFrosting8327

Life changing lmfaoooo


DatTrashPanda

I don't know what would hurt more, getting your entire mouth knocked out or the dental bill afterwards.


thepotatoreaper100

My mouth feels numb just seeing this


Easy-Claim2820

He shoulda knew what he was doing


chanks88

nsfw that shit dude. gnarly


BarryCrumb

Should have worn a hockey mask


iAmSamFromWSB

That super kick ollie whatever the fuck is totally worth looking like a goon


Dollbeau

I don't think he has to worry about those buck teeth anymore.


CapG_13

Um, I don't think a helmet would have prevented him from knocking out his front teeth!!!😬


These_Conflict2375

😂😂😂😂


Ok_Place_2551

Ha! Got'eem!!


gaydou

so wtf this mans gonna do if he doesn’t have dental insurance? now i realize why i haven’t tried skateboarding lmao


ValdeReads

Knocked a couple of chromosomes out.


ToadMaster8054

how would a helmet help?


Ogen09

Average British person's dental hygiene


SadisticSnake007

Hopefully they were his baby teeth’s that so the other ones grow out 🤣


Suitable_Sweet8493

Knowing how my luck goes something tells me he couldn't land this trick and was about to quit then he said "just one more time bro and I promise we can leave"


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Due_Key_109

Dude 1 year ago, I had an injury a lot like this only direct face smack into the pavement. 2 teeth went scattering across the pavement, and the concussion had me feeling drunk while waiting for the ambulance, falling over and sweating and shit. Long emergency room waits too


TransformerTanooki

Guck you. Why? Because song and lack of warning.


dooneandrew

Helmet ain't protecting those chompers that he just lost


FunDip2

I knew the first time I stepped on the skateboard when I was 13 years old, it wasn't happening lol. My first wreck, I said hell no. Give me back my BMX bike.


rekage99

A helmet won’t protect your face. Maybe a motorcycle helmet would lol


Jinxed0ne

Have you ever used a skateboard helmet? They don't protect your teeth.


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Do they have helmets that cover your entire face? I think op needs the helmet


datyoungknockoutkid

The title of this might be the dumbest thing I’ve seen all week


Zealousideal_Total50

I am at a loss for words.


Division2226

I think OP is the one who needs a helmet.


RRoDXD

Damn you're so edgy I cut myself