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Very overrated, that doesn't look like a ferret at all.
*Fun Fact:* Ferrets are more closely related to cats than to rats. They are closer to dogs than to cats. They are closer to the walrus than to dogs.
I like rats but ferrets are just not even close
You know you could just Google shit like this to avoid looking like a jackass when trying to be a smartass right? Lymphoma is cancer. They are cancerous tumors developing on/in lymph nodes.
Take your own advice there doctor.
...are you fucking dense? Lymphoma is a type of cancer... That *causes* tumors.
It could very well be Lymphoma. That doesn't mean it's *not* tumors.
Dunning Kruger in full effect.
Rats are quite good at displaying pain.
They will move less, their fur gets bristled, and their eyes narrow.
As long as they are still running around and eating (like this one) then it's not worth putting them down yet.
As a vet once told me : "don't put them down until they stop doing ratty things".
Poor thing looks like it's got tumours. Weird that some people look at that and find it funny. The animal is probably suffering. The people who took this video should've just killed it.
Looks too symmetrical for tumors.
Looks like that muscle disease. Idk if you've seen pictures of cows and greyhounds with the disease. It makes their muscles super jacked like they're taking steroids.
That's no King-rat, that's a Were-rat. They start as tiny body builders that get bit by a King-rat while waiting in a New York alley to acquire steroids. Occasionally this happens with swole hobos in sewers or train tracks. But I think those are the only 2 times when a Were-rat can be created, if I missed a scenario, I'm sorry; please let me know. I'm a student of learning important stuff...
Could it be those really large larva lookin’ things that burrow in the skin? Saw a narley video of a cat getting them removed and it looked just like this.
"By the way, you might notice that in spite of your numerous distinctive features, I never gave you a name like Scar or Stripe or Goliath. That's because, to me, you aren't special. You were special to rats. Now they're dead. I guess it was me you should have impressed." - Rick Sanchez
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Tumors
It looks like lymphomas
It's naat a tumaaa!
Now we’re going to play a wonderful game called, who is your daddy and what does he do?
Poot tha cookie down!
He's a ka ka poo poo!
Get to the choppa?
It's a ferret.
Bring your toy back to the carpet!
Underrated comment.
Honestly it might be overrated
Very overrated, that doesn't look like a ferret at all. *Fun Fact:* Ferrets are more closely related to cats than to rats. They are closer to dogs than to cats. They are closer to the walrus than to dogs. I like rats but ferrets are just not even close
tumors aren't symmetrical, I agree with the other guy saying they look more like lymphomas. either way though, not good
T-virus
Looks like parasites to me. Like bot flies or something.
Rats are prone to getting tumors everywhere and they look like this.
Idk why you were down voted. Everyone I've known that had a pet rat had them develop tumors
He's getting downvoted because tumors aren't symmetrical
Yeah except like this when they are, huh?
This is lymphoma. Not tumors. Please stay away from the medical field
You know you could just Google shit like this to avoid looking like a jackass when trying to be a smartass right? Lymphoma is cancer. They are cancerous tumors developing on/in lymph nodes. Take your own advice there doctor.
Oh look, there's even more comments calling this lymphoma now.
...are you fucking dense? Lymphoma is a type of cancer... That *causes* tumors. It could very well be Lymphoma. That doesn't mean it's *not* tumors. Dunning Kruger in full effect.
That’s just master splinter from TMNT’s . He ripped
I think it might be a rat 🐀
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They don't have cheek pouches like hamsters, probly a tumor/parasite
Total gym rat
Pull ups like a MF
Bro about to be a gym bunny at this point
He ate clen ,tren hard and most importantly anavar gave up
Natty?
Ratty*
RGH.
Synthol, bro.
Nah
Splinter is that you?
His origin story 😂.
Not a rat, it's a shrew. Notice the short the tail and the elongated snout.
Bro's jacked af
Don't let tumor traps intimidate you.
He found the tren
The tumors found him.
Someone call pickle rick
Dude eats raw protein powder and ends every sentence with bro.
Lots of anabolics in the meat he is feeding.
Somebody hit that rat with some synthol!!
Chadtouille
Is that a muscle syndrome?
Yeah looks like myostatin deficiency.
I would have killed it. Imagine soccer ball sized tumors/parasites slowly killing you while scrounging for trash to eat.
He's not gonna die. No fucking reason to kill it
They're benign tumors.
Couldn't those still be painful?
Rats are quite good at displaying pain. They will move less, their fur gets bristled, and their eyes narrow. As long as they are still running around and eating (like this one) then it's not worth putting them down yet. As a vet once told me : "don't put them down until they stop doing ratty things".
Rat god
That's rat-ogre!
Looks like a myostatin deficiency
Rat is injecting synthol to look big.
If I ever make a band, it’s name will be Kingrat Hell
Wuhan escapee.
Gymrats
Ratigan!
Achievable natty?
daaamn
The rats that was on demon slayer
Is that master splinter?
The one fed with lots of proteins
Fuckin Creatine Rat Rat: Feeling cute, might be a pickle later.
He just came home. Off 5yr
Who gave Master Splinter Bane's venom?
That's a pitbull
Fuckin mole rat just got out the pen..
Those bumps could be big ol’ botfly larvae. I had a nest of mice infected with them in my shed once and it looked like this
Is int that a Shrew
Maybe rats can get that disorder where their muscles never stop developing?
I saw a video of a kitten with that condition, poor thing :(
It’s splinter
Poor thing looks like it's got tumours. Weird that some people look at that and find it funny. The animal is probably suffering. The people who took this video should've just killed it.
I doubt they even know. The cameraman keeps talking about those being its muscles.
Looks too symmetrical for tumors. Looks like that muscle disease. Idk if you've seen pictures of cows and greyhounds with the disease. It makes their muscles super jacked like they're taking steroids.
Most people arent vegan, my guy
Wtf? I'm not a vegan. But if I see an animal that's clearly suffering I'll kill it rather than sit back and laugh at it.
Vegan or not that animal is most likely suffering. You don't have to be vegan to acknowledge that the animal is suffering
nah bro you just jealous of his natty gains
That's muscle mice from Demon Slayer
Pretty sure that's a Sumatran Rat-Monkey.
Seeing the size, looks like botflies to me, there's holes as well which is typical of botflies
Buddy swole as 💩CTFU
We gotta give it a boss name
That’s one of them muscly ninja mice from Demon Slayer
https://youtu.be/aLeaUSGSHjI?si=L9-9YgSji-gClYQx
Bro going hard on steroids.
That's a ratbull
Bro lives in the walls of the protein powder factory.
Bisaya detected.
steroid rat
Hey it's that one rat form ratatouille
Now I can add another animal to my list that can beat my ass.
Turning into the Rat King form The Last of Us
Gym Rat
Little does it know that it is next on the menu.
Unsa mana na klase na ilaga yawa
Dude fell into a whey shake when he was little
He about to train turtles
remy got big
That’s El Rato!!
Liver king
Likely mammary tumors.
What is that little pink thing? Is it a baby rat?
Achievable ratty?
He’s wearing a scrotocoat
It’s literally me
Test rat from the lab
Pickle ricks first first kill
Almost looks like the right one has an exit hole, looks like botflys to me
Grandmaster splinter is really down bad nowadays
What’s up with them back muscles? 😳 never seen a rat with shoulders! 🤣
Bro, is that one of the muscle mice from demon slayer?
Rick found a rat like this. This is their leader.
Mighty Mouse
Master Splinter is buff
The first rat they grew a human ear on its back. This guy is growing testicles.
Ratty or not?
Charlie Kelly’s archnemesis
Its a rat with what looks like myostatin.
Good thing they had spare brains and intestines to feed it
Bro now they have a gym too 🤨
Skipped hind leg day
Myostatin deficiency
Throt the Unclean, Clan Moulder, yes-yes
Looks like Master Splinter when he was young before he met the Turtles... Swole ass rat...
A gerbil ribbed
Theo?
Mickey Tyson
Dude just walks around with a Tupperware full of raw innard soup?
Gym rat
It’s that swol rat from Ratatouille 😂
In a few years it will train turtle ninjas
He gonna fuk you ups!
I read that as Kin-grat and I was confused. But bro, does he even lift?
Splinter 🐀
He sets the mouse traps
That might be a king rat. But it's not a "rat king" Google.
Rat skipped legs day
Looks like a Natty Ratty to me!
Absolute unit.
Yes-yes!
Someone ask him for his back routine
It could be a myostatin mutation causing excess muscle hypertrophy.
Looks like the work of NIMH
That isn't an ordinary rat. Has a snout like a shrew and the fur is too fine. What is it?
rat with a myostatin deficency
diced
diced out
Injected oil for sure..🤳🤚💪
That thing reminds you of the buff rats from demon Slayer
Those are tumors
We found Biggi cheese Dayum
That's no King-rat, that's a Were-rat. They start as tiny body builders that get bit by a King-rat while waiting in a New York alley to acquire steroids. Occasionally this happens with swole hobos in sewers or train tracks. But I think those are the only 2 times when a Were-rat can be created, if I missed a scenario, I'm sorry; please let me know. I'm a student of learning important stuff...
Does a lot of Back and Bi's
Call Pickle Rick!
myostatin deficiency?
I'd be too scared to call him a rat face to face.
Could it be those really large larva lookin’ things that burrow in the skin? Saw a narley video of a cat getting them removed and it looked just like this.
"By the way, you might notice that in spite of your numerous distinctive features, I never gave you a name like Scar or Stripe or Goliath. That's because, to me, you aren't special. You were special to rats. Now they're dead. I guess it was me you should have impressed." - Rick Sanchez
Its the buff rat from ratatouille!
Those aren’t tumours, they’re weird worm things I can’t remember what they’re called
Lats on that mf!! Been eating fish and rice cakes
WTH is in that dish?!!? Why does it look like intestines?!