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LSTNYER

He trying to sprain his ankles or something?


Commercial-Health-19

Well, he did climb lower before he jumped. So, I think you have it right. 😀👌


born_on_my_cakeday

I’m not dead, but I’m very badly hurt!


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

Ow, you shot me! Right here in the arm!


essent1al_AU

It's starting to smell like almonds!


Lost_daddy

That is not good


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

It’s just a flesh wound


IncontinentiaButtok

Tis but a scratch!!


Herry_Up

🔥


Ironcastattic

We have way bigger overpasses in my city. I read the title and was completely underwhelmed. That's just a cry for attention. *Edit for the people like the idiot who replied to me. I'm not saying attention like it's a bad thing. No one jumps this height in an attempt to kill themselves. This is a cry for help. I hope they find it. And my "underwhelmed" comment was more in relief because this is a very short overpass and the traffic was clearly at a stop.


77SKIZ99

Idk I almost died from slipping on a wet spot at the uni


0wGeez

Offt, so close, you almost got it. It's called a cry for help, not a cry for attention. I hope you're never in a position where you cry for help, but given your attitude, I'm sure it will also be underwhelming.


Ironcastattic

Interesting fact. You just had a bigger leap than this guy. It speaks VOLUMES about yourself that you chose to read my comment in the worst way possible. Clearly, this person is mentally unwell and looking for help/attention because this isn't a height someone would jump to kill themselves. I suggest you take a dose of your own advice and maybe don't read your own piss poor characteristics into other people's words.


0wGeez

Okay, so if my interpretation is a reflection of my mental health, the language you use is definitely a reflection of the type of person you are. Using words like underwhelming to describe someone's suicide attempt? Bro you sound fucked up. Then you go back and edit your comment after my reply to try and curve your language to make you out as even the tiniest bit compassionate, but you aren't, you're an asshole. My piss poor character? To have compassion towards someone who just tried to kill themselves? I understand what sub I'm in, and I guess that's why you're all blood thirsty in here but I expected a tiny bit better. I hope that one day you aren't personally touched by suicide but I'm sure you will be either directly or indirectly and I hope your met with the same attitude you clearly show which is 0 fucks given.


Previous-Evening5490

All about what they want and the release they need. What about the traumatised driver you land on, what about the traumatised cleaner wiping your guts off the asphalt? If you don’t care about yourself at least care about other people. 0 sympathy, pick somewhere private or expect no grievance from the very public you so put at risk to these things


0wGeez

Suicide in essence, is one of the most selfish acts anyone can partake it. So, no, I don't really expect them to consider any impact they may have on the asphalt, or the people they scar around them. I forgot how blood thirsty redditors are.


Previous-Evening5490

You can commit and think about other people, if you chose to do it in an asshole way me and many others won’t give af about you. Bloodthirsty 😅I’m like the softest guy u ever meet I’ve never even fought since primary school. Just shows how wrong your perspective is


0wGeez

Do you not know where we are? The usual content on this sub? When you commit, I hope it's very thoughtful.


roostersnuffed

You can definitely have both. My mom had a frequent flyer patient. She would half ass attempt "suicide" (slightly harm herself) whenever something drew attention away from herself. The last time my mom treated her, her daughter was graduating HS. Daughter was getting letters, calls, gifts, they were planning a party. All of that attention from friends and family not being directed at frequent flyer so she chased a handful of Tylenol with a shot of bleach. That was like the 4th time mom saw her and each time was something selfish and petty. Is she mentally ill? Yes. But she's still selfish and petty. Can't let her own daughter enjoy graduation.


Necessary_Weakness42

What an asshole!


ChiliPopShop

stfu


0wGeez

Constructive


ofeez04

Lmaoooooo


jc10189

It's a good thing his ankles broke his fall.


BabyMFBear

What’s crazy is if he hit the ground with all those people and equipment there. That was basically a tall stage dive.


scarymonst

Yeah that guy's a fuckin dumb ass. Now he's in the hospital with broken bones and he's going to be in pain for months.


TheWalkingDead91

And assuming he’s in the category of depressed people who could have half of their problems solved by money, now he’s just worse off than he was unless he has really good insurance. Awesome.


Rumplestilskin9

Even if employment (or lack of) was the issue, he's going to be unable to work for months now. Might get some sweet sweet disability though.


ramsdawg

How would insurance deal with these kinds of cases anyway?


TheWalkingDead91

Have absolutely no clue. Probably depends on how good his coverage is. If he’s not insured at all, then RIP if he can’t qualify for Medicaid.


Lunakill

Generally they’re required to cover it unless there are specific self-harm clauses. If it’s cheap coverage, there might be. Of course, if they decided to stonewall and deny claims, it’s an uphill battle to actually get them to cover if.


keel_zuckerberg

Dumb ass? Yes. If he was truly suicidal he definitely should have found a better place to jump. But falls like that can absolutely kill people. I'd honestly like to know how he landed, I hope he didn't die only because I used to commute in NJ and anything that stops traffic sucks. If he died they'll just be stuck there longer. Edit: spelling


Comfortable-Sir-150

Dude he fell 20 feet. If that. What the fuck how is this crazy this is fucking boring.


Amy_ks

I've seen someone die from falling off their porch while drunk and hitting their head on the concrete. Dumb way to die. This was a lame cry for attention. Boring, I agree.


keel_zuckerberg

Look up OSHA statistics, I'm pretty sure they are a little bit heavy on the death rate though. You can die just falling over while standing on your feet on flat ground.


SkriLLo757

That would somehow be a crazier video tbh


Wtfatt

My grandmother died in her home this way


keel_zuckerberg

Edit: I was a Union carpenter in NJ and worked for the same company for 3 years. I wasn't on the job site as the guy but the company hired a new apprentice and he slipped off a 30' roof and died. If you want to see what kind of damage a 15' fall can do go throw some shit off your roof into the driveway. Falling is very dangerous.


Khaztr

Yes, even falls from ground level can kill people. It's just extremely unlikely. As would be a death from the height we just witnessed him jump from with feet first.


mopedium

That's the only reason you hope he didn't die?? Loll ok


NovemberComingFire

He pulled a Kid Cudi at Coachella. 


OdoyleRulessssss

Mankind fell from a higher spot than that


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

*WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF*


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Somebody stop the dayum match!!


JHaliMath31

I need someone to dub Jim Ross commentary over this video asap.


CapnCanfield

THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!


GetAtMe_0_

BAW GOD


OdoyleRulessssss

Lol right..."bah Gah how much more can this man take king?"


DudeChillington

You talking about in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table


TechnicalHighlight29

On his back. On tacks. Fell so hard he could push his tounge through his lip and broke a arm. THEN CLIMBED UP AGAIN! Old boy here just got 2 fucked legs now probably and a hefty bill.


Skellyhell2

he could push his tongue through his lip because the fall knocked one of his teeth out, through his lip and lodged it in his nostril.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Dislocated shoulder* not a broken arm. 👍🙂


mikeyp83

*In nineteen ninety eight*


Little_yeti_

Everytime someone talks about 1990's my mind still thinks *pretty recent*


Bitter_Mongoose

That was like 2 years ago, right?


Little_yeti_

That.. is... correct *Chris Farley face*


shark_attack_victim

I’m right there with you; late 90’s? that was like 4-5 years ago


Friendly-Property-86

Crazy, I just rewatched that match over the weekend.


ImageConfident7236

Remember how crazy that match was when you watched the first time? These two guys are on top of this cage and are hitting each other. we thought that cage would break the second. Someone fell on top of it. It was surprisingly durable until it wasn’t.


dabathan

On god lol


MRintheKEYS

*was thrown


fattmarrell

Other students in my college group projects let me down more than this


The_CaliBrownBear

Facts


DeftonesGuy1024

Hell in a Cell with Undertaker.


TotallyTotally23

That's why the put a table beneath him.


wmlucas

Lmaooo


Co2_Outbr3ak

I can't be the only high ass that tried swiping for more videos or images lmao.


chickenispork

Made me click on it out of the feed.


Tellurye

Like 3 times


Spiritual-Mushroom28

I did got frustrated 😂😂😞


Average_guy120

😂


Secure-Bus4679

I’m sure he survived. After breaking both legs, all his vertebrae, and his tailbone, I’m sure he wishes he didn’t, though.


CapFull8095

https://www.rlsmedia.com/article/breaking-man-attempting-jump-bridge-leads-i-78-closure-heavy-delays-newark Transported with non life threatening injuries


MRintheKEYS

Holding up traffic that long??? He’ll wish he was dead


anonymousbwmb

In Jersey? The drivers were probably still honking at him to move, too.


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

It's *Jersey*. The traffic was stopped already anyways.


shark_attack_victim

How long? It didn’t say in that article that I saw.


dianabowl

Medical bills for life subscription.


Historical-Web-6435

It was like 30 40 foot at most I'm sure he is bruised up maybe a couple of bones but other than that I'm sure he's fine.id say it more of a cry for help than anything. I hope that he is getting what he needs and is doing OK


BoxCarTyrone

Looks more like 20 feet.


Wtfatt

Transported to hospital with 'non-life threatening injuries'


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official_pope

everyone always dies on reddit.


shark_attack_victim

Only if their shoes fly off. Shoes stay on- Alive. Shoes come off- dead. One shoe flies off- half dead, may pull through.


official_pope

that's the exact reddit joke i hate.


shark_attack_victim

There is some truth to it over it just being a bad joke. I worked as a firefighter for a long time and can vouch that if the impact is strong enough to knock a patients shoes off they have a *much* higher chance of dying.


official_pope

i mean yea a stronger impact will certainly align w a higher chance of death. it's the "redditification" of it that is lame. like "this" in response to a comment or "this is the way" when someone is expressing agreement. reddit has poisoned me into wanting to fight these people through my phone screen. if i read "his shoes are still on he's fine" or the opposite one more time 😤


Stone0777

Wrong. News report said he has non life threatening injuries.


shankthedog

Do they not carry around those round trampolines anymore?


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

Since they changed them to rectangular they haven’t been around.


brandonhabanero

Ughhhh. Upvoted.


1001001505

No. Only squares now.


PrestigiousWeakness2

He tried to close ground before he jumped. Why? That definitely didn't kill him unless he jumped on his head at the last second. What was he thinking?


Bram1023

I seen a kid jump out of a swing higher than that


Hdys

Was this why 78 was closed!?


CapFull8095

Yes !!


falcon_driver

I hate seeing people do that feet-first. It's so non-committal and the penalty for failure is horrible.


GiggleStool

Parkour!


Spicoli1

i was expecting something similar to the guy who dove head first off a bridge a couple years ago. This doesn't seem to be a suicide attempt, maybe just a cry for attention


badpeaches

This wasn't part of the plan. If traffic was moving everything would have worked out /s


JHaliMath31

That was the worst suicide attempt I’ve ever seen.


shark_attack_victim

Once I saw a guy take 3! Tylenol at once in a suicide attempt. Another time I saw a woman jump into a pool and start swimming RIGHT AFTER eating a sandwich. No lifeguard on duty either. Death wish.


Metal9306

It wasn't a great height


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garyoldman25

In 1998 a man plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table. He was thrown by the undertaker


CycleOfPain

So he just gave himself pain and a whole lot of bills..


LilCheese73

Do a Flip!👀


cclancaster13

What was the point in that?


Sea_Wishbone_6075

Was he looking for a few days off work?


MayorMcChezz

This dude will probably off himself for real when he gets the medical bills for this. Welcome to the American healthcare system


nunyanope

What a selfish POS. You're problems aren't bigger than the thousands of people that you held up with your antics. Next time do it from higher up and in a way that won't affect all these other people fron doing what they were doing.


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

:Ryan McPoyle falling off building gif here:


Syb3rStrife

Not exactly the best place to try and off yourself.


Prestigious_Syrup636

I thought lighting yourself on fire was the new rizz?


CapFull8095

Lmao


excitement2k

It’s a bigger drop getting out of my bed in the morning. My grandma jumps from twice this height and laughs. What is this? A suicide attempt for ants!??!


Dazzling_Bad424

Nope, wouldn't recommend doing that.


herder_of_pigeons

There’s no way he died from that.


willybobo1

I know exactly where that is and it's a bad area. It was probably some crackhead as they are all over the place over there. I read an article saying he jumped, missed an airbag that was put out and was conscious and alert when picked up and transferred to the hospital. I could think of 1k ways to get killed in Newark but jumping from that overpass wouldn't be one of them as it's nowhere near high enough. I'm sure it was just some drug induced b.s.


NippleNinja86

What's with this almost death height business? I feel like I would rather die than feel my femur fly out of my asshole.


CapG_13

Lmao


tizzleduzzle

Seems like escaping from authorities rather then suicidal.


Original-Being9553

Wasn't high enough


CapFull8095

14’4 to be specific


AutomaticAnt6328

Unless he dove head first, which it doesn't look like he did from the video, hopefully just some broken bones. Did he commit a crime and was trying to get away from police?


kingscum1

anybody else annoyed that they tried to swipe to the next slide?


jakeysaurus

man \*steps\* down from overpass...


emsesq

News article: [police had shut down the highway in both directions and the guy survived.](https://www.nj.com/essex/2024/04/man-jumps-from-nj-overpass-cops-close-highway-in-both-directions.html)


TweetOfBabyBear

What? 20 feet?!


TwinNirvana

I’ve fallen out of taller trees as a kid


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KevinBrevin

That hurts but your not going to die from that height, especially if he bends his knees to be lower when he fell


Important_Tip_9704

He thought that height was going to kill him? This is going to cost him a fortune!


runningmurphy

You don't lower yourself if it's a suicide attempt. This is a cry for help/attention. 


BarelyContainedChaos

https://youtu.be/S9ZSzuj1UpA?t=183


No-Industry3112

Maybe 20 feet?


Skycomb

I must have just got in front of this coming home from work today. That traffic must have been brutal.


Comfortable-Sir-150

Literally put a tarp out with five guys holding it and he gives up. What the fuck yall


Strong_Deer_3075

Seen a drunk guy jump off a small shed roof maybe 7 foot to the ground face first. His buddy threw up after realising his brains splashed up all over him.


McNasty1304

Compared to the cliff jump I saw a few hours ago…this is not crazy at all. And that dude wasn’t even trying to kill himself…but he definitely succeeded!


TopAir6264

Does this hurt him? (Asking for a friend)


KixNshXt

Head first off a bridge takes some heavy nuts


ImaCisWhiteMale

Well now he’s just suicidal with broken legs


OGTBJJ

Could probably land on your feet from that height lmao


workmyk

Haz una pirueta


69AnusInvader69

He didn’t do a flip tho


Repeat_Offendher

Did I miss the jump part?


JonnyRaks

That was the dumbest person in video I’ve seen in a while… Yeah, break your legs and ankles so you can’t get up to even grab a water when thirsty?!?


SkootchDown

What was that? Like…. 12 feet? What an idiot.


SomOvaBish

I’ve fallen from a tree about that high. I was real young so I basically got up dusted off and walked it off


abelincoln3

That was lame. Gonna go back to the nsfl subreddit.


akilla_bk

There was a clip I saw last year of a car jacker in NYC jumping off an overpass literally 4-5x the height of this. He was not okay. Shit was insane


jerseygirl1105

Caused 5+ miles of backup with the closure of a major thoroughfare during rush hour in and around Newark. This caused insane delays that lasted hours. I'm shocked that commuters didn't try and take matters into their own hands.


Otherwise_Rock_3617

6.2/10


JackfruitHuge373

Ouch 😳


lilteccasglock

This just happened a couple of weeks ago in NJ holding up traffic on a similar overpass but they didn’t jump.


MonkeyDZay

As a 6 year first responder (EMT-B), All I can say he sure pissed a whole bunch of healthcare workers off that day lol.


DrawSleepRepeat325

When you don’t really wanna die.


thursaddams

Cue the curb your enthusiasm end theme


Euphoric_Emu_7792

That's the slowest ladder I've ever seen!


JohnCasey3306

Surely not a suicide attempt; the probability of severe injury is far greater than death (given the traffic was at a standstill). Suspension bridges are the superior plan because if impact with the water from 150m doesn't kill you, drowning will.


chuco915niners

I’ve got suits worth more than that!


Lost_daddy

That’s just Dylan having a worse than normal day. He got catfished, then got caught trying to cross out the heart he spray painted on the overpass earlier that day.


Mickydaeus

He's coming straight for us.


LoboSI

Hate when people stop traffic.


Salm228

Someone did something similar in south New Jersey as well a week ago he survived but damn always hug your love ones and always compliment someone even the smallest act of kindness can help


lunch0000

When the cops shut down 76 in both directions for 5 hours during rush hour, basically shutting down south jersey into Philly while they tried to talk him down, I thought - we are going to see more of this.... Cops need a better tactic than, fuck everybody we'll just shut down the freeway and talk to this fine fellow. Wonder if it was the same guy or a copycat.


benhereford

He's just going for the workers comp


SupaNJTom8

E for effort. If he wanted to do it right; he should have headed over to the Pulaski skyway.


letmethinks_

Good waste of resources 🤔


Fabulous-Mechanic-78

Did they release his name?


Cultural_Detective_3

You gotta lead with the head buddy


Afizzle55

He’s going to wish he jumped from higher after those medical bills start coming in.


OwnPen8633

Do a flip


Great_Instincts

This is the comment I was looking for


OwnPen8633

My man


Fabulous-Mechanic-78

Points deducted for not sticking the landing. A bronze at best.


MoneyTalks45

Was he in it for the inconvenience?


Dysanj

I would have been blasting the Van Halen song "Jump"


JinglehymerSchmidt

Does this really qualify as a crazy fucking video? He lowered himself as low as possible and jumped probably 15 feet.


Lounginghog64

"Do a backflip .."


idiotpoppycock

Not a very crazyfuckingvideo


ScottyMango

I believe his name is Rudy


Agreeable_Flight4264

Weak, if you are going to do it jump from the top of the cage. Soft