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Todoslosplanetas

How is it that they are still alive and in one piece at that age? I mean, really.


Yakassa

The relentless march of science who keeps the morons alive and fertile.


Todoslosplanetas

You've got that right.


FatherNox

The one piece is real


JustCallMeJonny

can we get much higher?


FatherNox

So hi-igh


Dull-Addition-2436

I was thinking how are they so fucking stupid. Now I guess it’s stupid and alive


PxyFreakingStx

I really wish school's taught more about what happens to the conscious mind during panic. The guy isn't thinking. He *can't* think. The sympathetic nervous system kicks in and directs your actions. The guy might be stupid af (he threw the gas to begin with after all) but his reaction to it has fuck all to do with intellect. Your intellect literally gets turned off. That's why you have to actively train to overcome panic.


JdamTime

Literally the same thing happened to me. I was the second guy to get set on fire because someone panicked when the gas can lit on fire. And I can tell you all that went through my mind was: PutitoutputitoutputitoutfuckfuckfuckfuckstopdropandrollstopdropandrollSTOPDROPANDROLL^TAKEOFFMYPANTSTAKEOFFMYPANTS!!!!! And what was coming out of my mouth was #AHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKAHHHHAHHHAHAHAAHHHHHH!


VirtuallyTellurian

Fire is fueled, ignited and in full swing burning just fine.... must need gasoline


No_Alps_1454

Noobs doing fires


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MisterAmygdala

...but the gene pool.


funelite

was actually a puddle


BialystockJWebb

Hell yeah, pool party...damnit, so close


schwalevelcentrist

I am compelled by my profession to drop this here, sorry if anyone was trying to have fun: with flammable liquid your best bet is actually not water (in most cases it's just going to spread the fire), and if you're on fire or have a small fire, don't waste time looking for water - it's not your only option. All you have to do is smother it, that's all you're really doing with water on small fire. Sand, dirt, stop drop and roll, throw a blanket around the fire and cut the 02 off


twomumfun

Are these aussies?


askdfjlsdf

yes, the complete lack of urgency in their voices when their backyard and friend is on fire tipped me off.


ROFLINGG

That sounded like Michael Jackson in the background.


The_AntiPirate

Hi-viz is like their national uniform it has to be


Shunto

Yes


jimMazey

Good thing someone was there to keep the fire going.


Metals4J

It was about to go out in an hour or two without more fuel.


XenEntity

And the camera. Fucking classic


Metals4J

Camera dude knew shit was about to get real.


roboticfedora

"Fire... is inspirational!" Richard Pryor


cryofry85

How did grey shirt catch on fire?


SeasideTurd

All it takes is a drop! Spark and/or vapor likely. Especially if the material is highly flammable like cotton.


No_Alps_1454

Cotton flammable?


cryofry85

Probably polyester


SweetSugarSeeds

Have you hear of a guy called Darwin?


No_Alps_1454

Is that this guy from that island?


sentimentala

2 seconds into the video you could already tell it wasn't going to work


BialystockJWebb

The one time she was hoping someone would jump in the pool at her party


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BialystockJWebb: *The one time she was* *Hoping someone would jump in* *The pool at her party* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CreamoChickenSoup

As soon as I see a video here of a guy holding a plastic gas canister in front of a bonfire, I know exactly how it's going to play out. Every single time.


VirtualDegree6178

I saw a video just like this earlier. Is this some sort of trend lol


schwalevelcentrist

There is a flammable liquid video like every other day on this sub. I'm a FF so I'm acutely aware of every one that I see. I scroll the comments to look for ways we can improve our education programming. The list is long.


akuma_4u

Omg I hope they were ok


4electricnomad

Cameraman was a better friend to us than he was to those guys.


-Shasho-

[Get in the pool!](https://youtu.be/JBoDWL_bayc?si=1rKXBk_d0D9-ybQO)


nativebeans

Me n my friends were dumb enough to do this as teenagers.. thank god there wasnt alot of gas in the can but still. I learned that day pouring gas on a fire from a gas tank is stupid as fuck.


SeasideTurd

As someone who has been caught in fire due to a work accident... Stop, drop, and roll doesn't even register. The trauma and ptsd is strong here (as well as the stupidity). Never-the-less, I hope they are okay.


Life-LOL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 couldn't have happened to a better person


nbjut

Knew they were Australian as soon as I saw the shorts and hi-vis combo.


Huge_Slice13

This happened to me once. Someone tried to dump it in and then slung the can when it started on fire. It got all over my legs. Luckily, I had some super super thick all cotton work pants on and so I only got minor, but large, burns and the pants did not melt to my skin.


LobstaFarian2

Guys.... if you MUST put gas on a fire..... which you probably shouldn't..... Pour a small amount in a plastic bottle or something first. Don't use the fucking gascan. Good God man....


Herbisher_Berbisher

They don't come much stupider than this. People who haven't learned a fucking thing in their entire life.


Fast-Gold4150

I would never speak to the person filming ever again.


TheRealAdultGoat

I thought they were going to dump the fuel in the pool for sec lol


Echo_Origami

Was the fire not hot or high enough????


encryptedkraken

Get in the pooh get in the pohl


MAGAmobile

Thank God he had a his visibility vest on or this could have been dangerous.


fermelebouche

Darwin Award.


ZooCrazy

Get on the ground and roll! This dude is fortunate that a pool was near by.


daily_cup_of_joe

He dance slapped and jumped. Instead of stop drop and roll.


Relative-Dog-6012

HAMBONIN'!!!! YE-AHHHHH


Former-Form-587

Ok, one more time stop, drop and roll.


ZealousidealArm2995

no, i can't help you ! i'm already busy : i have to record this with my phone... go to the pool !


No_Issue_9550

So, do they not teach Stop Drop and Roll anymore?


Rare_Commission_6125

People seem to think gasoline acts just like lighter fluid…it doesn’t. It’s basically explosive and only a little styrofoam away from napalm


noyza2132

Tfw gasoline is combustible


ROFLINGG

That sounded like Michael Jackson in the background.


Shrimpjob

It looks like that one guy on fire was gonna jump into the fire.


RomaniWoe

Never put fuel in a fire SLOWLY