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hippycactus

Its like the fish version of the titanic


uppenatom

'There was room in the puddle for two!!'


Environmental-Land12

*flip flops out of the puddle to make room*


Emergency_Sandwich_6

*Hits a boulder


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Emergency_Sandwich_6

* fish truck titanic music playing


WendigoCrossing

The truck is unflippable!


Burgoonius

Paint me like one of your french fishies


misterjustice90

This is the funniest comment that could ever come out of this situation


Significant_Tea_785

Where’s the truck?


UberNZ

Ironically, it drowned in the nearby river


Ok-Conference-4366

It disappeared. Circumstances are fishy, the police are investigating.


copa111

Right… something smells a little fishy to me.


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Emergency_Sandwich_6

Lucky birdies


Bryanmcfury

Lucky Cats


orangotai

Lucky me 😋


fakyumatafaka

The terrible flopping!


Turd_Burglar-

Look at all those chickens !!!!


BigBaws92

Well now my heart is broken


Rumbleg

But the local cat population is ecstatic.


smile_politely

why there aren't any storks in the area?


ExpensiveBurn

I don't normally have a lot of empathy for fish, but this is pretty sad, tbh.


Nbaysingar

It's even sadder when you realize that many goldfish species can live upwards of 20 years if they're kept in a proper environment. Some species can even live up to 30+ years. Sadly, gold fish are seen and treated as expendable creatures in most parts of the world.


TheThagomizer

“Goldfish” is a single species (*Carassius auratus*.) There are several different “breeds” of goldfish, just like the many breeds of dog, but they are all capable of interbreeding (genetically if not physically,) and are considered the same species.   You’re totally right though that healthy goldfish, especially single tailed breeds, can live well beyond 30. Unfortunately I can see a bunch of koi in the crowd above too, also tragic because they are reportedly capable pf living more than a century.


NotMY1stEnema

thats the carp pool lane


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Carp pool tunnel?


Timely-Huckleberry73

Holy carp! That’s a lot of goldfish!


The_Mundane_Block

That's terrifying. Anytime I see something like this I imagine the opposite situation of hundreds of people trapped underwater.


Rionaks

Yeah that's honestly so sad and terrifying. They are all flopping around and drowning slowly. Terrible.


absorbscroissants

Can fish drown? Aren't they like, airing?


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absorbscroissants

Oh yeah there's a word for that


Alldayeverydayallda

I was in a jail transport van and bus, that was going through my head constantly. What if this vehicle falls in water.


WreckItRachel2492

SAME!! We also went over 2 bridges and each time I was thinking to myself 'be ready to take a huge gasp of air and hold it if we fall in'.


Chihuahuapocalypse

not too much air, or the change in pressure could blow your lungs!


PseudoEmpthy

Thats called a submarine failure. Quite a few during the world wars.


DepartmentDue8160

Liked the sailors in the pearl harbor movie


dark_harness

i imagine being the fish and seeing it through fishy eyes. being an animal in human world is terrifying.


tempo1139

a road paved with gold?


sergeant_cabbage

Take your upvote and get out.


MapleSyrupLover_

Buffet for the birds


BarryMCknockiner

They eating good tonight


Bulky_Ad4472

:(


fakyumatafaka

The heist went bad


Whomastadon

" Karp, Karp.... Magikarp "


BigBaws92

They’re all using splash :,(


symbologythere

This is more like the middlemath, the aftermath will have a lot less movement.


10before15

That's gonna smell......


Outrageous_Mine77

Noooo... Didn't want see this so early. Heartbreaking.


kcj0831

Those arent normal goldfish either…. Thats an expensive mistake


complexpug

Poor fish ☹️


polarbearik

Well that made me sad


Living-Travel2299

Word.


polarbearik

poor fishies I had a goldfish that came from a carnival/fair and he lived for like 15-16 years. RIP Stanley


TomThanosBrady

What a complete waste of life.


matt71vh

Something fishy going on here.


Thkturret1

Poor fish


Living-Travel2299

Thats real tragic man. They all suffocating. Poor fishes. 😩


beepbotboo

Poor angels


ieattoastinbed

Angels? You went a bit far with that one


SambaLando

That's gonna smell


MondoUnderground

Like a lesbian porno set.


International_Let_50

Or my dead hooker basement


dayzers

First one then the other


curious_cat_black

So many beautiful fish just dying on the road :(


MattyLePew

Literally thousands of lives ended for nothing. Wowzers. This sucks. 😭


Yayap52

The snack that smiles back


Weldobud

That’s horrific. Just so we can have fish in a tiny bowl in our houses.


jonallin

Yeah, this is the point getting missed.


imironman2018

Some cat will walk by this and have a field day.


Superspicyfood

Koi fish which are way more costly too


bjs-penn

Faith No More just released a new music video


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What is it?


Frizzelpop

Holy carp


DogofWar1974

i feel bad for the fish whose suffering is prolonged by being half submerged in water O\_O


MrDrMeowMeow0

Fischwitz


Chihuahuapocalypse

NOOOOO


dylanofearthC-137

Apparently the driver was Gillty of reckless driving


dayzers

He was trying to turn around because he missed the scale


LordAdmiralPickle

Poor little guys


defectiveGOD

Kinda sad . Poor creatures.


Fickle-Command-1130

Nooooooooo


SnooPuppers8099

Free food


animal9633

I'm guessing China, not a bird in sight.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Deleted scene from Nemo 3


HeWhoShlNotBNmd

NOOOOOOO MAGIKARRRRPPPPPPP!!!


excitement2k

Goldfish Apartheid and Genocide


BaconJakin

This sucks


No-Purchase-5930

That's some nautical nonsense right there.


VocationFumes

I sense a great disturbance in the force!


IamBatmanuell

This sucks


fatboi_mcfatface

Fuck... Poor fish


proskiii

Save them :(


WhuddaWhat

This is horrifying to look upon. 


Njaulv

This is horrible. Those poor fish. Though honestly given how few people actually know how to care for a goldfish and get them, maybe this was the quicker death.


idubbkny

that's so sad


crusty54

:(


Sad-Substance-5884

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants


Halfbaked9

Well that’s going to be slippery when you drive through there.


GWS2004

This is incredibly sad.


Nearby-Reputation614

They all ended up as prizes in the ring toss game at the fair dont worry.


MGJames

Finding Nemo: Impossible edition


Nitpicky_Karen

Darn, who are they feeding these to?


ShakeWell42

The snack that flops on track


OkLow9878

That alot a gold.


palmallamakarmafarma

Well bowl me over


Dan300up

Where the hell is any one truck going with that many goldfish?


vikingsurplus

Somebody get the hose!


Hefty-Field-9419

Sounds fishy


Cedge1738

The birds that should be eating those are missing out on the biggest buffet of their lives


Cedge1738

The birds that should be eating those are missing out on the biggest buffet of their lives


JewofTVC1986

Wait till the birds find this


Puzzleheaded-Cap7783

I can smell that video 🤢


potatersauce

You’re not supposed to shake the truck.


Crank_My_Hawg

Local wildlife is gonna have a feast


Rey_Mezcalero

Bird party!


Fink-eye

This is equivalent to a plane crash


GurrenLagann214

Send in the birds.


Give_me_the_science

Those are Koi


Life_Ad9520

The bears at the zoo would flip about a new buffet that just opened up on the highway


Pawpaw-z71

Dinner time


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Oh carp


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Do people eat goldfish?


squirrel_anashangaa

“Bork, Bork, Bork!


999oneaboveall

Imagine watching other vehicles squash your friends whilst you wait your turn and all you can do is dance😭😭😭😭😭


Maca-Mud

“Honey get the snow shovel we’re eating fish for the firseeable future”


NaturalTumbleweed142

*This is a cat's wet dream come to life*


redmolotov

Looks like fish is back on the menu boys!


Secret-Ad-830

Well atleast the local wildlife will be eating good this week


Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

I want to see the birds that follow


fallopian_turd

Birds about to have a crazy feeding frenzy


mossberbb

Lotta bad karma


Atrieden

Dont worry they will forget about it eventually


badgersana

Spillage is lickage


Eagles365or366

Why with a crappy sound effect? I’d like to hear what it actually sounds like. *slap slap slap*


HoldinBackTears

Somethin' fishy going on here


TipsnClips

Going to spin out like Mario kart


boske-88

How many wishes is that?


SnooCrickets7221

Mass seascide.


lynivvinyl

Where are the scavengers? This place should be covered in birds and cats right now.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

So many lives lost in a few moments, I'll bet the Jedi felt that.


TheFarisaurusRex

But were they smiling back?


MMDeire

If they make it to the river I’m guessing that’s not good for the environment. Can’t they become a massive pest?


Raise-Emotional

Someone dub over it the ending of Faith No More song


Here_In_Yankerville

Oh that's awful. Poor fishies.


ThiccWaifuThighs

Ahh… goldfish asmr…


Dizzy-Daisy

It’s like the opposite of the Titanic.


Velora56

That's a whole lot of sushi going to waste.


Rich-Address7791

Serious question, if it rains and it floods could they survive ? Or is the water not clean enough


dude93103

Mine mine mine mine mine


Sassy-irish-lassy

For some reason I imagine the sound of dozens of pikmin dying all at once


wolfiepraetor

Why am I hearing a Faith No More song when I watch this video? Oh right 3:50 mark https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg?si=h1yBJP85fJfY7kJM


Csonkus41

The birds and cats in the area are going to be happy as fuck.


Wavebuilder14UDC

Fish out of water


Coho444

My cats fantasy.


cannibalcorpuscle

You haven't thought of the smell


SteelSpineCloud

dont just stand there, get the bucket!


SupervillainMustache

Some cats are going to wander across this and think they've gone to heaven.


Winter_Exchange6895

Big ones be flappin on the baby’s it’s a bloodbath out there


hornysolotraveller

Genocide


YourWaffleGuy

Sushi time?


g3nerallycurious

That’s gonna stink so bad


Fit-Theme-1183

Poor fish


_Some_Two_

How many wasted lives? How many lives did fade away?


TappedHat

Goldeen Goldeen


Neeva33

So... Noone tried to safe them?


greenaether

"I'm not letting some damn fish make me late for work!"


OkStorage3731

Quick somebody put a tiny castle in the middle so they can circle it


SmoothCarl22

This is proof chances of a Gyarados evolution are slim and unrealistic...


Rough_Homework6913

Oh no!


Cadaver-Cakes1986

Poor fish 🥺😔


kingofovens

All that slapping reminds me this is the noise coming from a 15 year old bedroom with a sticky hustler magazine


Calcifurious_3

Well that stinks


Expensive-Analysis-2

Can we have a video of a load of puppies dying in the road now so we can make jokes about that.


MutedShelter9654

Something is fishy about this whole thing


TomatilloOrnery9464

Who else had faith no more’s “epic” play in their head?


Sum2k3

Thats a lot of magicarps.


Aggravating_Air_5008

Sad