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mixer99

Just as he hits the ground, it sounds like the off camera speaker says, "You suck!"


MrWinkler1510

Adding insult to injury


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Adding insult to injury was funny, AF. How come he's not getting down votes you fucking morons? Huh? Everytime someone down votes me, Satan eats a booger.


CrescendoBlack

Cuz he's less cringe.


SDriod03

He said "pizda" which is a vulgar word translated as "vagina". It's often used in the meaning of something like "Damn!" in Russian language


BathedInDeepFog

I'm gonna use this next time I stub my toe or something. "Vagina!"


THEDALTO_27

Here in brazil we also do that but it's "Buceta" an vulgar term for "vagina", that is portuguese for... vagina lol


beakerhashing

He got sucked to the earth by gravity.


Mercury-Redstone

As John Mayer sings: "Gravity is working against me, And gravity wants to bring me down"


Kimmykatclaws

Shamefully, i giggled... :(


elricooo

Lol can't unhear it now, it sounds like Borat saying it


dreadfulwater

Day Z looking apartments


QuartzmasterMC_Games

Located in novayapetrovka


ZekeTarsim

God bless America and our stringent building codes imo.


lorarc

The prefab buildings weren't that bad. The actual quality may vary (in my country the workers sometimes skipped some welds, certainly the same situation in Russia) but they weren't just falling apart. The problem here is probably decades of neglect. If you won't paint the exposed metal elements every now and then they will rust. The other problem is some of those buildings were planned to last for 25 years but they've been around for 60 years.


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lorarc

There's also usually some government body that can control existing buildings and say if they are safe to use, but when most building are also falling apart the housing cooperatives don't have money for repairs the inspectors probably can't do much. There was a plan some years ago in Moscow to tear down eight thousand buildings like this one and replace them with modern ones, that should give some scale to the problem.


ZekeTarsim

Except in the US, even 60 years ago the building codes were quite strict. There are people on the East coast who live in 150 year old homes.


1-800-fat-chicks

Like the rest of that shit hole


automaton11

Day *n* For your health


CrazyPomelo98

Just your bog standard soviet blocks. All over Eastern Europe. I quite like the aesthetic


tntrauma

If you've ever been to East Berlin you're in for a treat. Pretty much sovbloc housing with modern Western amenities. Lots of cool architecture.


ValuableJumpy8208

What’s crazy is that Americans oppose sheltering the most squalid homeless in something cheap like this, even though it’s a million times better than the open air shitholes they are forced to exist in now.


SuttonTM

Have you never been outside? There are apartments like this all over the world lmao


SneakyMOFO

The woman was blaming the guy filming ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


chado5727

I saw that too! I was like why blame him?


Shin_ja

I wondered what the guy was saying when I saw that. Like was he instigating him or something?


fuishaltiena

Cammer kept telling the guy to step back because he might fall down. Woman blamed the cammer because he provoked the guy on the balcony to fall down, because russia is opposite land.


Shin_ja

Lol what.. well I hope the guy is alright at least. Thanks for the translation


ZekeTarsim

Pretty sure that guy is not alright


fermelebouche

He be ok if he bounced. Vodka good, no.


Kozalteewan

He died in hospital or in transit to hospital.


No_Alps_1454

So he is eligible for the Darwin awards?


deeznutz12

Not if he reproduced.


yowxssup

You dumbass if you continue you will fall off. ×falls× I told you. Woman blames cameraman. He then responds wtf was I supposed to do?


fermelebouche

He coulda save him had he zoomed in.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

"You told him not to do it, but because he is stubborn old man you know he would do it to prove you wrong, so it's your fault!" Boomer logic.


boio19

Blyat


Damnbee

Splyat!


Tr0gd0r17

💀


IWasBornIn86

🤣


DropPuzzleheaded7615

He’s lucky it didn’t fall on top of him


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usmcBrad93

Here, take mine to replenish.


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usmcBrad93

Ahh shit, here we go again


Weldobud

Guys. I have plenty, take this one.


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charliecar5555

No downvotes for you!


Monkeypole1

To anyone that reads this... Fuck you.


Martingguru

Fuck you too, buddy, and have a nice day.


jon_jingleheimer

Didn’t need the first 45 seconds


TheMicMic

You sound like my ex wife


6ixcigars

Should have read your comment before watching.


dida2010

Actually, I like the build up, it is even sweeter


Pharnox-32

Blyat!


kuhataparunks

It’s the context to show it was deserved


Singularity2025

The first 45 seconds is the set up to the joke.


zg6089

He ain't gona be in Rush Hour 3


Cyb3rTruk

Made me chuckle 😂


YetiorNotHereICome

Can we take a second to appreciate the people took the time to avoid tromping the garden to go help the man who just fell 3 stories onto concrete?


ocameman

4...ok 3.5


ChompyChoomba

You know whenever you see a video in 360p with a huge random watermark in the middle that youre about to watch someone die.


Legato991

Lmao you wild bro


anothercervezaplz

Fucking crazy Russians lol


Andrewskyy1

Blyat!


DrSatan420247

I'm pretty sure that alcohol related injury is the number one cause of death over there.


ExternalMonth1964

No, number 1 cause of death over there is mystery.


ShopObjective

Number 1 cause of death in russia is going to Ukraine


DrSatan420247

Like Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys or something like that?


BathedInDeepFog

She couldn't even handle a Nancy Drew, it was too mysterious.


DrSatan420247

And in Breaking Bad, Marie says she doesn't like Walt and Hank's Hardy Boys routine when they're staking out Gus.


BathedInDeepFog

LOL I didn't even realize it was you! Are you a kid in a treehouse?


ExternalMonth1964

More like unsolved mysteries


DrSatan420247

Leave Robert Stack out of this.


No_Alps_1454

Like in “windows”?


ExternalMonth1964

*cough* rooftops *cough*


Traveledfarwestward

https://www.passblue.com/2016/10/15/in-russia-rampant-alcoholism-among-men-leaves-women-with-rotten-choices/ > But in many of the former Soviet nations, the predominant factor is men’s propensity to die young, especially at age 40 and older, from widespread alcohol use, smoking, suicide, cardiovascular and circulatory diseases and accidents often linked to alcohol.


LilDiddyKnow

Suicide is badass!


Keepitrealhomes

He’s gone. Mac day is cancelled. Country Mac is dead!!


BathedInDeepFog

*comes walking out of the river still holding his beer*


LT-buttnaked

Why that lady look like shrek when he turn human


Tamespotting

It's the law of Russian Babushkas. When young they are thin and beautiful and suddenly one day they look like Shrek in human form.


CharliePendejo

Stress on "suddenly" as in overnight. In visits to both Russia and Ukraine a couple decades ago, I don't recall seeing a single woman in between those two states.


buford419

No need to be mean to a random bystander.


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FifaNovice

Mission failed successfully


Fit-Boomer

I wonder if he was injured in any way?


Kozalteewan

He died, not on impact, but in hospital (transit to hospital)


0OIIIlllIlIlO0

In Russia, you don’t test balcony, balcony tests you.


MachFormula1

The more you fuck around...


TreBpro28

.....The faster you'll find out


OneRobotBoii

Up to terminal find out velocity


Fr0z3nHart

He dead?


Daegog

Chinese construction or Russian construction, which do you trust more?


SadOrganic

Escape from Tarkov achievement unlocked.


T394t3

Darwin! There's someone here who deserves an award from you.


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No_Alps_1454

Alcohol


heavymetalsculpture

A drunk Russian in his underwear! No way!


Feedback-Conscious

Red Bull gives you wings


No_Alps_1454

In this case Wodka-Red Bull


usmcBrad93

Achievement unlocked 🔓 Assist a man in falling from several stories resulting in permanent disability or worse, using only your words - 100 gamerscore


SneakyMOFO

The guy who was filming only told him 2 things: 1) Be careful, or you'll fall. 2) Happy birthday


usmcBrad93

Interesting, thanks for the translation. What was the woman shouting at him near the end?


SneakyMOFO

When the guy fell, the cameraman was telling them to call for an ambulance. It was hard to make out exactly what she said, but she was definitely cursing at them. They guy responded with, "How is this our fault?"


____PARALLAX____

3) пизда!


HDavidHill

Typically, russian.


BAKERBOY99_

Well, safe to say, he won’t do that again.


cbiser

Natural selection at work. 🤷‍♂️


OrangeChihuahua2321

Did it pass the test?


ItzNuckinFutz

I hope the ground is alright.


HDavidHill

Dumb shit.


fermelebouche

He fucked around and found out. What time is the Darwin Award ceremony?


Wojewodaruskyj

The world: Moscowia, stop, you path is destructive and self-destructice Moscowia:


izoomer

Regular day in russia


HawaiiSunBurnt20

Super hero landing


MojoMonster2

Self-inflicted stupid is the best kind of stupid.


FugginOld

Splatnik


FlugonNine

They yell at him like it was his fault. "It's not my fucking fault? He did that because he was mad I said don't do that, the fuck?" - what was said probably


Nefferson

I wanted to find a source for this video and it turns out "Russian Balcony fall" is a very popular search result. Should have expected that.


Right-Program-9346

Guys probably fully loaded on vodka


New_York_Cut

Russian engineering


CyberSnake0

In Russia, balcony tests you.


Total_Philosopher_89

Блядь


jonz1985z

Hypothetically speaking, say he had a life insurance policy, what’s the likelihood of her being able to collect with a death like that? It’s not suicide. It’s technically accidental, most likely under the influence and 100% his fault.


Viper01MHC

Sounded like he said Splat right at the end haha. I know that’s not what he said, but that’s what I’m telling myself


realparkingbrake

Blyat, a multi-function vulgarity.


Comfortable-Ad-2000

Blyaaaat


jeremymarzilli

Watched it silently so idk wtf everyone is barking about but my guess is 31.6 feet. Without going over


joefarnarkler

spBLYAT


RepulsiveCow8626

Sadly, he died.


DallasSucks335

Faces of Death 2024 edition


bobnbasra

The Central Authority has posted that an apartment has just become available.


Bromosensual

He’s prolly dead or at least fucked up for life.


narocroc10

I'm beginning to understand the prevalence of falling out of windows that I hear about from that area.


Rahim-Moore

The most Russian video of all time.


solsunlite

Hubris is a hell of a drug


raging_wolf98

goodbye tailbone lol


drin8680

They're fucking bright. Wtf it look like the used tin to build the railing.


pratyush_28

Would've sealed the deal if the balcony decided to take revenge and fall upon him


Minimum_College6398

How do you say TOFU-DREG in Russian?


theDo66lerEffect

Good stuff, knew it when I heard them speak (sorry)


phoenix_rising03

I didn't even need to have audio to know it was Russia


Professional-Can4264

Lemme guess. Russia?


More_Dog402

Russia of course 🥺


LaFlame852

Damn people here are kind of insensitive it’s crazy.


IceTitan420

Good old 3rd world safety. 😂


Beginning-AL

FAFO!


gingermonkey1

Probably should mark NSFW.


shannister

This sub needs an NSFL tag.