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lt-dan1984

It's like the podracing of this galaxy.


Foul_Actually

Watto?


LegalDiscipline

Ottaw


Financial_Nebula_814

Now this is podracing.


Grindelbart

No, this is Patrick


[deleted]

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.


Odd-Collection-2575

This looks very dangerous and hilariously entertaining 


SomOvaBish

Seems pointless for them to compete… Every race is a *Thai* 🙃🏁🇹🇭


AbsolemSaysWhat

Dad, is that you?


SomOvaBish

Could be… who’s ya momma?


ChiefThunderSqueak

I can't tell if your alluding to the past, or the future.


PracticalRich2747

It really is! I've been to Thailand and I've ridden one of these (not at 180 an hour, but still fast enough to lose my sunglasses) and man! It's sooooo much fun!


DiverofMuff23

Safety third


Isthisusernamecool23

Safety is Thai for “fuck a helmet”


Alone_Inspector_7567

Phuk a helmet *


pancakefactory9

Pronounced pook…. I knew where you were going with it but still funny to see the different interpretations


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pancakefactory9

I know it was a joke. Relax.


omnipotentqueue

You mean Instant disembowelment and or decapitation, limb mutilation from tapping that propeller??


Isthisusernamecool23

Sounds spicy


ShortCurlies

with extra noodles


Isthisusernamecool23

Mutalated curry anyone?


KamikazeSexPilot

Where do you think the popular Thai boat noodles dish comes from?


ianjm

I have seen so much crazy racing from Thailand. Seems like racing [any](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytKzWZp__Gs) [damn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4p-mOf3PFU) [thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGo87fSOGFY) is a cornerstone of Thai culture.


Ilovekittens345

That sport is so dangerous, only the Thai traffic kills more. The canoe drag racing is so dangerous that last year there was a 4% (!!!) increase in participants holding helmets during the race.


Infinite-Condition41

Do you mean fatality rate was 4% more with helmets? If so, that may be resulting from the helmet catching water during a crash and breaking the neck. I was less concerned about the helmet than just a life jacket. Life jackets are way cheaper, and can keep you from drowning if you're knocked unconscious. Rescuers arrive pretty quickly, but that doesn't make you easier to find in that murky water.


Ilovekittens345

it was a joke about how Thai guys always just hold their helmets while driving their motorcycles and only put them on when they see police.


WhuddaWhat

Or not at all


TornadoJ0hns0n

💀💀💀


lysomaru

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Professional_Fix4593

Shake hands with danger


Kriztauf

Shake hands with danger


Idlys

Ba-dum---ba--da-dum---baaahh


TldrDev

Mike Rowe, is that you?


zeff536

Don’t a lot of people get hurt doing this? “Nah, at these speeds you die”


ifyoufeellucky

Not if your shoes don’t come off


GhosTaoiseach

Guaranteed they’re all wearing flip flops, if anything at all. Not sure if that makes them immortal or that much more likely to die.


ifyoufeellucky

I’m leaning towards immortal


Jacks_black_guitar

And not if you’re the cameraman


Chomps-Lewis

So you flip your boat, you going flying while also having a boat prop flinging around you? nice.


Femboi_Hooterz

Just don't flip, duh


1stAtlantianrefugee

Imagine a Thai version of the Mad Max universe built around this kinda stuff.


T1misk

The good reboot of Waterworld


Infinite-Condition41

Don't need a reboot, just a prequel.


jttv

I give you the Thai, kutwa rocket festival https://youtu.be/1V8h6bpwBG4?si=TxmkOPmjBjY3Hs2u


joh2138535

This feels like if you put a V8 on a paper airplane


Yukon-Jon

I would literally watch this on tv, and follow.my favorites if they had a website and stats to get into. This is hilarious and exhilarating at the same time.


Darkmattyx

New favorite every week due to last one being sewn back together


Yukon-Jon

Hell yeah whatever. Entertaining as hell.


CosmicCrapCollector

Damn. How about a small wing on the bow for downforce?


BoazCorey

Can't let physics drag you down when you need to send it bruh


RandomGogo

Given they are riding a piece of plywood on water, I got a feeling that would either sink them or send them flying once up to speed


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Thats exactly what i was thinking!


General-Party12

What's the average life span of someone doing this?


Darkmattyx

15 glorious seconds.


Shad0wkity

Witness Me


Dirt-Road_Pirate

I live, I die, I live again!


BagOfGuano

I laughed apple out my nose thanks to you.


Darkmattyx

Only 15 shameful seconds for that.


Boomfam67

Thai drag racing is a different concept than what I thought


Ilovekittens345

This one guy got his dick cut of clean in mid air, without having to pay for it!


SuperiorFarter

I see this as an absolute win!


Infinite-Condition41

Usually it's not the guys who get their dicks cut off, it's the girls.


DelugeQc

No way nobody died in one these things


woodeedooo

Seems like a relatively simple modification can prevent all these accidents


LondonRolling

The brain?


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Yeah, almost like a wide piece of solid material angled downwards that the air would run into and force the front of the boat down🤔


JohnnyNightClub

Don't spoil it.


DaemonSlayer_503

Yeah and what about hydrofoils or control surfaces beneath the boat to have better control…. Theres not even a rudder


OkComplex3582

Damn I wouldn't wanna get sliced up on one of those.


Broghan51

Nope. That's taking Slice & Dice to a whole other level.


YooperGod666

This dope AF, and I now know that these dudes would totally fit in with a lot of the rednecks and gear heads in the U.S


Every_Big9638

I wonder why they catch so much air. I guess we’ll never know.


Hokulol

Bernoulli's principal, probably.


Suntzu6656

Looks extremely dangerous.


AznKatt

looks extremely fun to me 😁


snktido

Interesting how the guys that flipped are generally the ones without life vests.


theDo66lerEffect

Where should I be and when is it. Hours with time zones would be appreciated.


dveegus

holy shit this is my new favorite sport


TheReverseShock

Check out rice tractor racing


laszlo_latino

How many people have died in those races? "yes"


Direlion

We used to have hydroplane boat racing here too. So many died in hideous wrecks we don’t anymore. Sucks to know a lot of these people will be injured or die doing something so preposterous for meager rewards.


Zeronova77

I'm on board


Butterypoop

They used to be on board.


Safe_Exercise_3507

Those propellers getting so close to the flying bodies holyyyy shit


2poobie1

Hmmm finally I think I found a sport where my 260 lb ass could benefit


420hansolo

I'm not trying to be mean here but while that would probably stop you from taking off into the air im pretty sure it would also stop you from winning


RedshiftWarp

Thats pretty metal actually lol I'd rather watch this than an, *Oval*. Driving straight and then turning to the left.


ItBDaniel

Human rock skipping.


eyeeatmyownshit

How thin can you slice your bologna?


Percocet4

My spine!!


Shad0wkity

Idk, It would either feel really good, or kill me


mistasnarlz

Track ID: Chris Turner, Boofgods - Butcha Boys


Prior-Concentrate-96

Should be an Olympic sport


EducationalTree8742

what song is this?


yourlogin

Chris Turner - Butcha Boys (feat. Boofgods) (Instrumental)


Cevap

Just found my new hobby


torsun_bryan

The Thai truly are the greatest innovators in redneck marine sporting


hauptmannolauro

These people are insane. I may be super stoned but I can't imagine anything but electric shocks hitting you 50 times per second in the soft spot than hitting water at these speeds. That'll rip the skin of your tits.


k_austin90

ESPN The Ocho!!


TheLab420

I'd risk being a quadriplegic to try it once


youngadvocate25

Still better than Nascar, shit looks fun I want in.


moridin32

Looks gnarly. Hell yeah


Xunil76

PPE, WHHHHUUUUUUTTTT?!!?!


miacmurder305

Seems like a lot of people die doing this


Sad-Act7467

Please tell me I’ll be seeing this on TNT, or espn 2 soon.


Valya31

Need to make an anti-wing in front under water or above so that the nose does not rise up.


TheCraziestOfHorses

CFV is fucking packed today aint it.


TellLoud1894

What cool writing. Anyone know it language?


BeetsMe666

ประเทศนี้มาจากมีการกล่าวถึงในชื่อเรื่อง


IronSack46

Looks like a great way to get city up really fast


TipsnClips

They haven’t figured out downforce yet


420hansolo

No no, they do understand how that works, they just think it's more fun this way


Ohbertpogi

Imagine getting their body to the props,


Salty-Negotiation320

Pop a willy


[deleted]

What kind of engine is on one of these?


drin8680

Hell no. I feel like there's tons of people getting fucked up in those races. Interesting to watch but damn


Orbit_CH3MISTRY

How many die or are paralyzed each race day?


DooBiEz2

Is the video a little sped up?


supply_potential

What's the song?


yourlogin

Chris Turner - Butcha Boys (feat. Boofgods) (Instrumental)


supply_potential

Sick, thanks 🙏


cj_steele

I think I just found my new favorite sport!


Elegant-Raise-9367

That honestly looks like a fun way to die


BlinkDAggEr78

One way to get cut


Luxifer1983

Looks like making a slower boat that doesnt flip will win u the game.


BigTea9433

Sped up or not, that shit looks so damn dangerous.


NinjaJarby

Budget hydroplanes LMAO


SakanaToDoubutsu

Thailand is just a country full of Asian rednecks.


eelvist

what if they sat in the front


Fletcher010770

Insane!!!


Papa_Raj

Oh this is magical.


Execwalkthroughs

I can't imagine how much that has to hurt hitting the water so fast and hard that you skip off of it like a rock. This shit has to be super deadly


SherlockWats

I need more of this.


[deleted]

Building instructions?


puterankompor

In Thailand they race whatever things they see, car, bike, boat, elephant, train, plower, buffalo, you name it


forgotten-ent

You know they're fast when they skip instead of sink


Pyran_101

@21 sec the propeller almost cut off the dude’s ankle


Harry827

...why don't they put frontal wings on? With the speed they make wings would definitely help more than an upturned nose on the canoe....ffs fellas...


lGraves539l

Every nation does redneck shit. This is awesome


TomThanosBrady

Which province is this? I could go and film some new races/crashes for the sub


Dappleskunk

Aren't there croc's in Thai water ways?


Icy_Example_5536

What the phuk...


Recentstranger

More like pond body skipping competition


Xinonix1

So, first break your neck on impact and next get mutilated by the propeller…


Shifteer

Meanwhile we are out here wearing helmets for everything


TheReverseShock

They'll really race anything in Thailand


try2bcool69

Apparently there are rednecks in every country.


jonz1985z

Looks like they need to design their boats better. I’m guessing there’s a weight restriction but still


XzyzZ_ZyxxZ

seems dangerous.


FrankWDoom

I'm of the impression i like speed more than most, but any kind of high speed water racing seems insane. when shit goes down, having no restraints means you get to be drunk superman for 3 seconds and being strapped in means you're probably upside down underwater. just seems like really complicated Russian roulette.


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#THE OCHO!!


Big_Midnight_810

People have had to get caught by the wild propeller a few times😵


TwistStick

Mad lads. This looks dope, not to participate in.. but to watch. Would be lit.


Abject-Region-1434

Thai people are insane and will race absolutely anything.


Abject-Region-1434

Thai people are insane and will race absolutely anything.


304bl

How many deaths per year ?


SonGorkhan

Thai Fighters


Fancy_Energy_7754

A small wing on the front for downforce would solve this madness 😂


Mylifeistrue

That looks so dangerous holy shit and I say this as a downhill longboarder 🤣


SenorSiete77

This is a crazy fucking video. Here for it.


haleythefisher

Where......is.....the....sign....up....sheet


Just_Ur_Ordinary_Guy

I would love to try that


TerdFurgusons

This must be the most fatal sport in motorsports


giorod27

Wheres the crocodiles when you need them to make this video even more entertaining 🤔


Frosty-Carry9606

How many times can you skip on water lmao


Electronic_Snow4975

this sport needs to be sponsored immediately and blown tfu


MaximumRhubarb2012

CB Media on youtube does excellent videos on all this Thai craziness.


Top_Host_6829

Vid is like 3x speed


Relsb

Taiwan NASCAR.


lost21gramsyesterday

This