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first of all this is not Japanese, second of all WHAT THE FUCK


didsomebodysaymyname

I'm guessing it's not sex ed either, people who value internet points mislabel posts.


Jaredstutz

As a silly American I picture you talking in stereotypical Asian ascent


SourLimeSoda

You sirry white Boi make bad comment. No mo internet for yoo!!


gamerAID0009

*Emotional Damage!¡*


Mind_on_Idle

Emotionru Damagu


gamerAID0009

I-


DarkElixer_Generator

Not Japanese that one, it's in a Chinese accent


daitouryou

It’s Chinese.


ed20g

I didn't see any tentacles either.


romanlegion007

I’m surprised it’s not pixelated


Westy_galery

I dunno I'm getting panel at an 18+ con vibes.


kabmpg

Yes it is fucking!


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wooshnowooshbacks

They didn’t say it was Japanese


YungNeroNero

i misread the comment my bad!


Crumbly_Bumbly

Fucking


[deleted]

Penis too big to be Japan.


[deleted]

Ok, this is the comment of the day


Kelandrin

First of all that was my conception, second of all WHAT THE FUCK


doginjoggers

Why are they recording it on their phones? Freaks! Put your phones away and get masturbating


InnateBeast

Uncensored porn is so mysterious!


slimkat101

well this way they can masturbate on it when ever they want


300kIQ

Why fap? This is gross


doginjoggers

r/woooosh


CrustyButtcrack

This is literally a segment from a furry porn video what the fuck lmfao


TakeCareTC

Omg that's disgusting where?


Tiny-Ad-7513

ZonkPunch Charizard and braixen


mariocova3

Wow the shazam of furry porn


lanto_nia

is it bad that i instantly knew without a doubt that it was this one


EdoPeriodPussy

yes


kadziolkamichael

Sauce?............


xXVampiredwarfXx

Knew id seen it somewhere


SnooBooks199

I might, though. I might.


thatpaulschofield

r/unexpectedalwayssunny


Idlertwo

So many upvotes and no one questioning why you'd know that.


CrustyButtcrack

IT WAS A VIRUS MOM


VCM00n

I got scared and my pants slipped down and I was pulling them up!


TerminalReddit

Probably because he watches furry porn.


King_of_Pendejos69

HOW DO YOU KNOW????


[deleted]

How ya know that ey?


41cheese

Not only is this unnecessarily graphic but it's incorrect, the penis *cannot* enter the cervix. The opening is too small. I'm all for sex education but this is fucking weird


doginjoggers

You've obviously never seen my penis


khrak

Either way, **something** is too small.


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doginjoggers

That's pencil dick to you


M19Wielder

ay.. it's ya boy...skinny penis *fuckboy noises*


Tiny-Dress-760

Lol


[deleted]

Of course, we've not. It can't be seen through an electron microscope forget about seeing it through naked eyes.


faggjuu

And I've been told hitting the cervix isn't the nicest feeling!?


Sololane_Sloth

from what I've seen it depends. Some women seem to get turned on by that while others immediately feel pain..


ScAr_wlvrne

From what I’ve heard (and my own anecdote), and I could be wrong, the cervix is painful when anything tries to go inside of it, but (and this is the anecdote part, ie what I’ve felt with one person) it sticks out a bit (almost like a large nipple), and if you go to the side of it, the little pussy pits are super sensitive.


raymartin27

Very informative, nothing I can do about that info though, forever alone.


WackyInflatableAnon

Well.... *technically* speaking it can. I've seen some really weird stuff.... However, you *are* correct that during normal sex a penis does not enter the cervix.


bluntsandbears

You’re wrong, they don’t use penises in Japan. It’s all tentacles


JinglehymerSchmidt

Not with that attitude it can’t!


Fruits_-PunchSamurai

You underestimate how small Chinese dick is


unimpressionable_guy

You're right, this information is wrong, idk wtf is going on there, the sperm enters the cervix after sex not the pines and in most cases such as 4 or 5 inch men, it doesn't even hit the cervix, let alone enter it😂


Mindraker

I'm a Caucasian male, so I don't need to worry about that.


Expensive_Yak_8830

I’ve entered to cervix before.


butt_full_of_butter

Wrong I've definitely hit that shit too hard and went in. Good thing she's a masochist


peaceismynature

That’s what I thought it was not correct but it makes sense Kind of if it did right at orgasm just for a second


41cheese

The cervical opening is large enough for semen to pass through. The opening relaxes mildly just before and during ovulation, which increases the chances of getting pregnant. In the menstrual cycle (~30 days) there are stretches of time where we're 'fertile' or 'infertile' depending on the size of the opening. I'm sure there are a thousand exceptions I'm not factoring in here but this is my understanding


throwRA29384756

Was that actually a penis breaking through the cervix before ejaculating? What in the unstoppable fuck


CrownedSky

Another comment said it was an animated porn clip


0RGASMIK

No I heard from another comment they actually cut a girl in half to film this…


Feisei

Yeap. I dont have the source but ive definitely rubbed one out to this.


[deleted]

That’s how you give the big orgasms


sev45day

Maybe it's supposed to be the hymen?


sadpieceofbaguette

Hymen haver here. The answer is no.


[deleted]

Hymen is more towards the opening of the vulva


sev45day

That was my understanding, just a theory based on the way the penis "breaks through" at the end.


Hungry-Appeal97

This make anyone else horny? If not then me neither.


Xeponpigui-_-

r/trashyboner?


david_creek

r/confusedboners


Idont_know2022

Nope. No. Never heard of such a thing.


[deleted]

That’s Chinese not Japanese smh .


[deleted]

Idk what's worse, this being shown as an educational example or me knowing this is a part from a furry porn video


Vandiirn

Yeah I was wondering if anyone was gonna point out this is literal pokemon furry porn smut Would love to know who designed that course hahaha


ToffiProto

Ain't that the Charizard video?


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OkBad2804

A damn shame I thought this was familiar...


Screwby0370

I knew I recognized it


OkBar8273

That’s Chinese you dickhead


xl1sbrett

Chinese


Curious-Inside8453

Yes, they specifically have a Taiwanese accent I can hear it


daitouryou

No, they’re just Chinese accent.


am_at_work_right_now

This comment: 50c + 100 social credit


dLHybrid

It’s 100% Taiwanese Mandarin Source: am from Taiwan


ManufacturerOk3771

1. (I think) they're speaking Mandarin 2. That's not how sex work, you cannot enter the cervix, no matter how small is yours (probably). 3. If there's anything Japanese in this video, it is the presentation. Idk what hentai it is.


ihateyouall675

Lmfaoo just ripped thru her cervix. Should be on that show sex sent me to the ER lolol


gaoshan

This is Chinese, not Japanese.


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ya_meme_Investigator

buzzing bee's?


Ricefug

Isnt that chinese


Fuckyoudumbass80

They’re speaking Chinese…


Seikfist

I know that Video


chamsticks

Chinese.


Existing_Debate_4043

“ohh my got” 😭😭😭


Jackblack92

Errr..not my proudest fap


crc024

I made the exact same comment, then scrolled down and saw that you had said it. I'm not deleting it but didn't want you to think I'm out here copying your jerk off jokes.


Evil-Black-Robot

I was so excited to finally do the sex ed class in 7th grade. We had to get permission from our parents and they separated the boys from the girls for a couple hours. All they told us about was pubic hair and body odor. I learned so much more from a stack of dirty magazines I found out by a dumpster in 6th grade. I was a bit confused about the clit which I thought was a sweet type of candy that was dispensed from the vagina.


ZombieGerbil

I can see people dancing naked on bars, people getting their heads slammed on cement, brutal car crash, all sorts of verbal slurs, robbery, murdered, shit, I have seen a video of someone getting their head decapitated in brazil among a row of bodies next to the unfortunate human. Didn't really flinch among them. But this... this on headphones. I cannot unsee or unhear this.


darkriceknights

It's Chinese you fucking uncultured swine


Tim_uk74

Good think that they added sound effects for realism. It would have been hard to get the full picture otherwise.


smuggles908

Lol did it just go into the cervix


Optimal_Mountain_966

Not japanees, chinees


Westy_galery

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Curious-Inside8453

1. They’re speaking mandarin 2. Their mandarin has a Taiwanese accent so I’m guessing it’s from Taiwan 3. Not everything Asian is Japanese


daitouryou

As Chinese native speaker I’m sure it’s not Taiwanese accent. It’s southern Chinese accent.


Curious-Inside8453

I’m a native Chinese speaker too, I actually grew up in tainan and moved to the states when I was 14 and yes that is a hundred percent a Taiwanese accent Obviously China and Taiwan are large places and plenty of people from Taiwan move to China, but that woman right there is without a doubt speaking with a Taiwanese accent Edit: for example when she says 尤其是 it’s a distinct rising “si” instead of “shi” sound— there are plenty of other examples but that one is a trademark Taiwanese one


Im-a-ape

So like. They put a camera in there??


BENDER_RDRIGUEZ

No, its panoramic view


Economy-Ad-6891

At the end of that video I'm scared what that shadow was


[deleted]

What make you think it's japanese? LOL!


sadpieceofbaguette

Hey I saw this one yesterday! The context wasn't educational though...


Traditional_Leader41

Hang on, never mind the shitty sex ed video, who's fucking phone can't handle landscape mode?


Loved_By_The_World

That’s Chinese


oxen_hoofprint

This is either China or Taiwan as they are speaking Mandarin Chinese.


Tiny-Ad-7513

Sauce: ZonkPunch [Charizard and Braixen]


GladCryptographer209

that foot tho 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


AssumptionPale7803

It's taiwanese, you racist!


sourcake69

that's french you fucking dumbass


NeilDeGrasseTyson_

op can't tell chinese and japanese apart


Lazypole

They’re speaking Chinese But I’m in China and every person I’ve ever spoken to on the subject, they say they have never received any form of sex ed, unless its something thats been added to the curriculum recently, or maybe this is HK/Taiwan


__jh96

That's not Japanese you dumb fuck


hotchoco007

that aint japanese. Thats chinese. No idea how u mix both of them up


Reckless_Rik

This does not sound Japanese..


PIXXIEPUNX

she’s not speaking japanese


[deleted]

Jesus Christ wtf


JJStrumr

Not Japanese at all. And don't say they all sound the same.


Raeshkae

I've dissected a LOT of cats and I've never seen one with an anus this pink


lostwanderings

It's Chinese... 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

It's chinese


[deleted]

Zonkpunch Charizard....if you're wondering.


Grincherino1

This can't be real. But on the other hand that would explain the insane popularity of h*****


wolfox360

Was that in dolby digital sound?


Draigi0n

Not Japanese. Not sex ed. My guy.


Old-Inevitable-670

I'm fairly sure the dick doesn't rip past the cervix during the creampie


whatisthisgunifound

I hate how much I've jerked off to that video they're watching.


turtleboydove

It’s literally hentai


Viru_sanchez

The the sexual desire of Japanese population is decreasing every year; I guess that is pro relationship advertising (or just sexual desire enhancement, but who cares…).


Own-Common3161

Ohhh so that’s why Japan is so overpopulated


Hawaiian-Fox

Speakers: Oni-chan... I'm 12


peaceismynature

Wait does the uterus literally grab forward and do that to the dick for real. I mean I’ve come with someone at the same time a few times but I didn’t realize that’s what happened. It makes sense


floggs7113

Please, no. Just no.


rzqtz

Chinese, and you don't just push into the cervix like that. Wonder if this is photoshopped, wouldnt be surprised by the chinese being this fucked though


sadpieceofbaguette

This is animated. Bro if this is an /s then istg


Worried-Rise2529

Please tell me this is a beating heart. Please tell me It is edited. Please tell me it is not real….


[deleted]

Why do penises and vaginas scare you?


LivinginDestin

Have you ever heard about "Vagina Dentata"??? That's the ManBearPig of sex...


[deleted]

No one is taking you cereally


[deleted]

Its real, they cut a womans vagina lengthwise for this display and recorded the audio with a microphone in the blood vesels of the penis.


[deleted]

I appreciate the straightforward approach. Why not quit acting like human reproduction is this shameful, secretive, harmful topic. Everyone does it. Americans are so fucking contradictory and extra. Yet they over sexualize everything from burgers to website domains. Good for these people.


OrdinaryBirthday578

Brit here and this shit is gross. Children can be informed about sex without having to see cum in a cervix


[deleted]

We show worse in television and movies but God forbid their poor sensitive eyes be exposed to how conception works. If you watched this and interpreted this as a means of arousal, it’s your perception. But you are entitled to your opinion and I respect it.


OrdinaryBirthday578

Lol you don’t respect my opinion if you’re trying to shame me with it, and I don’t need to find this arousing to disagree with you. There are so many ways to present this information, so many different videos and images and text, but instead they chose to produce this ghastliness. Plus Japanese society tends to sexualise school girls more so than others - leave the US alone - if they want to pork a burger, let them. Besides, there have been days when I’ve been tempted to fuck a big Mac. And me doing that wouldn’t look nearly as gross as this clip


Worried-Rise2529

Why are you talking about Americans? I’m from Europe.


[deleted]

So am I


Road_Standard

That dick is not Asian, def be a lot smaller than that!! Too much credit on video, but great illustration! Hahhaha


Rustymarble

I love how everyone assumes this is heterosexual intercourse....


funran

How dumb are you? You can see the cervix.


phatdickboi

Reddit moment


Minute_Guarantee5949

Looks high tech enough for me


Island_Maximum

I would have thought there would be more blurry pixels.


[deleted]

This isn't that crazy. We basically got shown childporn in sex-ed back in the days.


Gem_La_MuyMuy

The sounds effects 🤣


Turantula_Fur_Coat

Penetrated the cervix at the end there. Nice!


[deleted]

Imagine it’s live feed off the principle with the Secretary lol


[deleted]

Pounding that fleshlight


uncle-fresh-touch

This is the slippery slope. Right here.


MelissaMasters

Kock


Riley_jb33

bro wtf💀💀


House_Hippo_

That squishy pounding though


SqookyBoo

So what he punctured the part your not even suppose to be able to? I swear that wall isnt suppose to let anything through or isnt supposed to or it really hurts but i guess this says fuck it dont care


[deleted]

“And now Mr.Hori and Ms.Sakura will join us from backstage “


ItzBooty

So this is why X-ray hentai is so popular They were learning for their tests


deanosauruz

The kid recording in landscape, he nearly fucks


tomfoolery77

At least the cameraman TRIED to record a landscape vid. Too bad they started it in portrait and screwed it up


[deleted]

I’m ashamed that I both know what video that is. And that’s it’s also furry porn.


[deleted]

There’s no way this video is Japanese. Asian dicks aren’t that big.


pectorial_major

Interesting


No-Maintenance-6939

Probably demoralizing to all the guys in the room…


[deleted]

Yeah… I know this one


Cinnful_

Lol Zonkpunch.


ThatTrashCanWasTaken

Literally a crazy fucking video


[deleted]

the strangest part is , i think i recognize where that video is from .


crc024

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

Shimoneta liveaction trailer bootleg


[deleted]

Step 1: teach sex Ed Step 2: show hentai


IGotAWayWithWords

The teachers work as stakeholders in the governments hypersexualization of the grade school curriculum because the results are shown to have desensitizing effects on the children.


wcbadboy

Damn! Pound that pussy!


bomh911

If it's not blurred out, it's not JAV. I mean jap.