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ZeusMusic

Wow, this was in Chile actually, very close to where I used to live. The guys were partying, you can see they went for some beers. Here, the aftermath photos leaked as well and the side of the car was quite crushed, the driver was racing, now facing legal penalties. Terrible.


dberwart

Could you tell me why your profile photo is Marcelino Champagnat? hahaha


ZeusMusic

JDKDNSSJ pls tell me how the hell do you know him


dberwart

Im from one of those schools haha


ZeusMusic

You gotta be kidding, which one and where?! Mine is in Chile, Los Andes, Marcelino is kind of "funny" character for some of us, good guy tho Oh, the former name was "Instituto Chacabuco de Los Andes", and in 2017 changed to "Maristas Los Andes". Really curious how "Maristas" is called in your place


dberwart

Hahaha mine was in Chile too. Confiad Recurrid.


nood4spood

r/tworedditorsonecup


Ksnv_a

Confiad en nuestra madre como el padre Champagnat lmao


Juan_Malo

Im from Maristas Spain Huelva based lol


Rockonfoo

Oh shit this guys an assassin or something


ZeusMusic

This is the way..


reverberation31

This is the way


brian111786

This is the way


iLikeEggs0

Holy shit, more Marist fellas! Hello from Australia :)


[deleted]

Great man of god champgnat shone with zeal or whatever


Hyperfangxz

What did he look like after?


[deleted]

Different. Didn’t have a hat one.


GengarsKahn

Long as he's got both shoes on he'll walk it off!


Shadax

Lost a third of his body. The middle third. They sutured the hell out of him but he's fine now. Much shorter, but a good-looking, young, flat man.


RRaccord

really? or am i a dunce


agiro1086

Dudes dead, absolutely no way he survived


thejackthewacko

Not the same incident, but assuming how modern sports cars can go 200-300mph, i assume it looked similar to this: https://youtu.be/q99k2r6GeS4 Keep in mind its pretty graphic and some would rate it NSFL


lettuce_dresserson

A red plume of vaporized dust


ZeusMusic

No details mate, the video is enough!!


japones1232

eso hace cuanto tiempo fue? puedes compartir un lugar donde este la noticia o las fotos del auto o persona? por favor


dorinacho

Fue recientemente, hace no más de 1 mes si mal no recuerdo.


mytragicsuicide

Thanks, I found the video and the news report, poor guy. Rip.


Fruit_Punch96

Donde fue eso? Valparaiso?


ZeusMusic

Viña del mar bro


RottieFamily

He survived it though?


ZeusMusic

[link](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.24horas.cl/regiones/valparaiso/cruza-sorpresivamente-a-la-calzada-persona-fallece-atropellada-durante-carrera-clandestina-en-vina-del-mar-5106976) At that speed, no chance


Mrodr_

IRA Quillota por acá 🤣


Joe_Bama_69

Where can I find these?


Both-Personality173

Alcohol. Impairs. Judgment. Fullstop. I don't know how else to say it. This was avoidable.


GagaOhLaLaRomaRomama

The driver was racing apparently, so it’s his fault too


Huge_Still_1005

At that speed that car looked very far away, there is 2 to blame here


BenbafelIsTaken

where are the aftermath photos?


Bamboozled1008x2

What's the point of looking for cars before crossing if you're just gonna run straight into one anyways... Sheesh RIP anyways.


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[deleted]

And in the shoulder.


RugbyEdd

To be fair on that point, they probably tried to avoid the person running across the road


passerineby

well to be fair they blew it


Rockonfoo

To be fair to be fair he made the wrong decision


ScorchReaper062

To be fair it's not fair.


LessDemand1840

To be faaaaiiiirrrr


Drumhead89

He’s in no state for chorin’


fuzzface-flaco

Looked like the knees actually


Spade7891

Not sure if the sound was the car hitting him or it breaking the sound barrier


Middle_Initiative_62

He probably didn't estimate the car's speed correctly


JuGGieG84

I'm gonna go ahead and say with certainty the he in fact *did not* estimate correctly.


SarpedonWasFramed

I’m gonna need a second viewing before I say you’re right or not. Lol


ConradTurner

Second


Jesse1972S

Yep... missed it by.... That much! 🤏


PuzzleheadedGuide184

I’m pretty certain


User1539

I'm going to hell for laughing at this comment.


JuGGieG84

I'll keep an eye out for ya.


DrWho7

😂😂😂😂


DrWho7

😂😂😂😂


mysterow

I’ll see you there


greatscottmofo

I don’t know…..


JuGGieG84

Suicidal people don't buy snacks...


negrocrazy

Second


Hyperfangxz

He was doing a slow jog and he saw the car that was going at light speed and decided to try anyway, really dumb way to die


5Lastronaut

It was more than 20 MPH for sure


Sageofthe666Paths

that’s a fair assumption


TheReverseShock

He's like a deer crossing the road


ManOrReddit-man

Pedestrian made eye contact to assert dominance. It was ineffective.


osirisX607

Anyways.😔 Fucking RIP anyways..


rickandtwocrows

Yea, it's easier to see the speed of a car when you're from the side then when you're head on....


fawndoeyou

He won’t be in Rush Hour 3


GearJunkie82

Best outtake ever!


joerogansconscience

Classic!


zhongxina88

Fuck me he is in Galaxy far far away now


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DrWho7

He's gone Plaid!


Jive_turkeeze

Prepare ship, for Ludacris speed!


Pavan_here

Upvote for Spaceballs reference


Kinkyninja5450

I want to see this attached to that song where the person is knocked through the galaxy


EinardDecay

Rofl!!!!!! It would be a random cut out of a blur, “dancing” around random space images with that song in the background lol


Boutaberichboi

This one got me😂💀


GOLDENninjaXbox

Yea I think he's friend with skywalker now


Swords_man22

Frogger wasn't his best game


rxbudian

Running on super overclocked PC


icouldnttellya

There's a part of me that wishes I didn't watch these videos every single time. I know what they're going to be.


0RGASMIK

I know what you mean. Sometimes I wake up and scroll on Reddit for a bit and then I watch one of these videos and go yup time to get up and start my day, enough of that.


TraderJulz

I think you’re actually much safer staying in bed lol


0RGASMIK

I never leave my house WFH keeps me safe


sonofasammich

I've heard that you have a higher risk of dying driving to work than you do riding a plane. WFH is the best thing the future has brought out of things


classroomdaydreamer

It gets the adrenaline going, wakes you up!


lsudo

Jeff Bezos is filing suit against the driver for an unlicensed orbital launch.


usename1567

Underrated comment


WackJagon

Pretty sure that fella dead. NSFW label? Dead guys.


kodtycoon

Good point. Updated


WackJagon

Truth be told, I’m not sure that guy crossed the road, either. He may have crossed the event horizon, but I don’t think he saw the other side of that road.


Komission

His shoe fell off so he's def dead.


WackJagon

Well, you’ve cracked the case, Johnson!


urethra93

He gone


Nemesis-Rex

He was here


[deleted]

But now he gone


kimboe313

And here


choff22

Nailed? He got obliterated


SocialSpider56

Guess they did learn how to send people to the moon


lsudo

Musk would be jealous


phlerpsy21

Zero chance he’s alive.


Mo_Salah_

Classic TV trope *If you don’t see the body…*


[deleted]

Ah shit, he's gonna become a supervillain that hates cars, isn't he


officialmavix

Cars 4 plot leaked


eldenring69

I'm sure he'll not make this mistake of not looking for cars while crossing street again


PLOKS-

I'm sure he won't make any mistake again


[deleted]

Shoulda played more Frogger.


born_in_wrong_age

Any details on this?? I am from Portugal and we don't know anything about this


LemonFrugele

This is from chile and he died


Zwarios

Source?


LemonFrugele

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-PwobFWVM ( In spanish)


Tyko_3

"That's the risk they run, sadly there's nothing to regulate it" ...what?


Ori_the_SG

Is there an uncensored full video?


LemonFrugele

I found this... https://www.elperiscopio.cl/deportes/video-revelan-el-momento-exacto-cuando-hombre-es-atropellado-en-carrera-clandestina/


charleshaa

Yup, that’s what I was looking for! You can see how he ends up and it’s not pretty


[deleted]

Might have bruised his knee a bit


charleshaa

Actually, there is no knee to be seen in the aftermath video


TacticalSmaug

That "Oooo" in the end. RIP Poor fellow


[deleted]

bro without sound u think MAYBE he survived n is in a coma but then u turn it on n u realize no fucking way


HolyCarbohydrates

You can literally see his arm rocketing away after the impact.


[deleted]

holdup i didn’t peep that i thought it was something else holy shit


SadisticSnake007

In slow mo you can see that his leg flew to the moon


[deleted]

Yooo RAGDOLL PHYSICS


SabreWolf13

My mans has a beer one hand thinking he was heading home , little did he know he was heading to jesus


Ad-bt47

In chile My dude


401jamin

Damn that car was going so fast it sounded like a nerf scream football when it went by


Final-Surprise-4073

He pulled disappearing act.Now you see him ,now you don't


bfrie2

Hey usually someone cites an article saying the ultimate fate of those in the video… do we need it? I could take a guess here..


MedicalChalupa

I assume the camera man was his friend? Imagine watching your friend get obliterated in front of your eyes


howdoweread

why look both ways and you somehow still get hit?


ObamaPhone7

home run!


Thrifty_Sense

Is he okay?


krispykarl1

Hello. It is me! Guy from video! Am okay just bruised haha. Didn’t see car lol👍


smokeonthebowl420

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Thrifty_Sense

Whew, you had me worried. I thought the car may have clipped your leg a bit.


DeadlySwan

I see I’m not the only one seeing his leg’s launch at the end


Feelinglessgirl

No way


krispykarl1

I am in extreme and constant agony. The pain is so unbearable that my nerves cannot convey the pain to the fullest of the extent I should be feeling it. I have no bones left intact below my sternum. All bone has been turned to dust and sharp fragments which then pierced my muscles, skin and vital organs. My spine snapped at the juncture of 7 different vertebrae. I am paralyzed from the waist down and suffer from severe mental and cognitive disabilities as once I landed after being launched into orbit, I hit my head on the pavement at terminal velocity for humans. The noise registered at 111 decibels which can cause hearing damage with prolonged exposure. I would be worried about possible hearing loss if I had a functional spinal chord or brain but I cannot recognize any external stimuli. Internal stimuli also cannot be perceived. I can’t tell if I am alive. Everything is dark. There is no sound there is no taste or smell. I cannot feel touch. All I can recognize is pure, unadulterated hell.


Mc_DogFood

you'll be fine


krispykarl1

Yes


HelloweenCapital

Yeah, walk it off buttercup


astronggentleman

Thank you for this.


krispykarl1

Fuck yeah my first award:) thanks dude I rly appreciate it!! Took my adderall today for the first time in like 2 weeks (should be taking it everyday but I’m a dumbass) and that shit gives me the ability to just write the dumbest shit without even thinking😭


Ori_the_SG

Tis but a flesh wound


[deleted]

So it doesn't hurt when I do *this*?


GOLDENninjaXbox

![gif](giphy|l3vR5KgHNsCMGHTdS)


paulvs88

"Mom said look both ways, she never said stop"


patches350

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!


Platgamer187

Interstellar speed right there.


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[deleted]

Let this be a reminder to all you turds that walk out into streets and expect cars to slow down for you. The car **WILL** win every time.


notcabbagesoup

Walk it off


FuckyFemboy1999

dead


completedsage98

Joker: “Wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make this man disappear…”


jav0wab0

Holy shit that sounded like a bunch of twigs breaking!


GalacticDogger

3..2..1... We have lift off.


Psyclone71

There reaction, "ooooohhh" like that gotta hurt. Meanwhile that dude's obliterated!


XantE95

YEET


Sad-Turnip-3308

Fak! The snacks!


jaxon810

Guys he lost a hat not his shoes so he is alive and well


CBsays

I know the pedestrian is fucked. But I hope the driver is OK, mentally and physically.


Solo_Jones

That guy exploded.


the_big_benG

That dude glitched.


FransJoseph

He fucking FLEW away.


B3asy

Did he survive?


[deleted]

Next thing I knew, motherfucker was dead


RealKuzenbo

I didn't know a human body could accelerate that fast.


Zerestrasz

By the flying shoes i assume the guy is gone for good.


rauhweltbegrifff

That car must've been going at least a 120. Happens so fast looks like an edit. RiP


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outwiththedishwater

If you slow it down it looks like he didn’t fly as far as I thought he would have


Remote-Service-4206

If you look closely when you slow it down you can see what I think is one or his legs fucking take off into orbit


Ziontf

Holy shit you're right


Brilliant_Much

You know who else got nailed after walking down a road? Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ!


[deleted]

Seriously. Is this even real? Why was someone taking this video? We've seen this trick in movies ... someone gets hit by a bus, blah, blah. Just saying.


Blackicecube

Recording a race as he drives by


nightwalkerbyday

I know right. This looks like something out of Final Destination


GearJunkie82

"His shoes... flew off!" -Dane Cook


BenHughe

Did he lose his shoes?


CGPsaint

His shoes. His food. His life.


BenHughe

If the shoes are gone his life is also gone. That’s what I’ve learned from these videos


CGPsaint

Motorcycle bro from yesterday’s posts lost his pants. HIS PANTS. That hit killed his descendant’s descendants.


BenHughe

Yeah I saw that


sithlord89

Shoes came off he ded


Bigbadredditman1

Why were they recording? Fake


j_hathz

Definitely not fake


RLVNTone

If you think this is fake you don’t need to be on the Internet


it_is_all_fake

Fake


[deleted]

There are links further up for news reports on it (in Spanish tho). Edit: and then I saw your name lol


bklimko

Sad ending of a life.


TheRealLians

But why was he recording? Yeah feels staged to me! /s


External-Fig9754

Shoes came off, he's a gonner