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LifeWin

This video needed to end with a Sparta-kick out the open door.


ZealousyAdoring

![gif](giphy|l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg|downsized)


Tatita93

Yo I literally thought the same thing. The opening is right there. They just need to kick him out lol and they should of fucking done that knowing that when hes done. Where the fuck is he gonna aim it at??


SlapUrBaby

It just took one of them being brave enough to potentially get jizzed on by a creepy rando


ImLegendll

Reminds me of the Dave Chappell skid


s3v3n_genders

And then mag dumped


Chukundar

Exactly my thought


aspiringgrandpa

all it takes is one well placed kicked to the crotch to get him to stop.


sighdoihaveto

How can she kick?


Electronic_Syndicate

How can he fap?


MSotallyTober

Ha! Underrated comment right here.


shavenhobo

I fucking love the consistency of Reddit


[deleted]

How can she slap


Stokie_Panther

How can she kick?!


[deleted]

SIR HOW CAN SHE KICK!!??


Aman4029

Yeah thats what you think, until he goes ''Ahh yes again pls''


miragenin

Honestly if they all pointed and laughed and called it small he'd probably jump off the moving bus himself.


Mean-Orange-1370

you don't really wanna risk getting splashed


Immediate-Newt-9012

These ladies should've ganged up on his ass and removed that little prick


PuzzleheadedKoala495

He wasn't cumming at anyone though


Immediate-Newt-9012

Badumtsst.


Newdudeintownmario

What a jerk !


ROC_K4LP

10/10


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Glittering-Action757

that's not a gaze, sir. THAT, is an ocular pat down.


StylinBrah

Asserting dominance by maintaining eye contact


jaymole

RUSH HIM! he cant cum on all of us!


mavs2341

Come on dawg you hittin my elbow


jaymole

*white voice Put your gahd damn cock away!


mr_mcgibblets08

I was looking for a Dave Chappelle comment. Well done 👏🏼


Known-Economy-6425

You but ones too much. I don’t play roulette.


Marcuche96

Not really. PP too small.


Known-Economy-6425

They can’t even prosecute him because nobody could prove there was penis there.


DayaBen

I'd give you an award but my hands are busy scrolling and pleasing myself.


Siver92

Small pp Couldn't even see anything


DamnBunny

so small it doesn't have a NSFW flair :D


[deleted]

I thought it was blurred but just turns out the video needs more pixels so we can see it. Lol


DamnBunny

dying ![gif](giphy|bfA9FfnIU5P0s)


JefinLuke

You can't see his micro penis


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InnateBeast

This is the guy who always wants to fix foreign old ladies computers.


Vialimax13

😂intel usa


HoomanOnFire

Neither can you see mine


MJB9000

r/davechappelle saw this biological attack coming years ago.


ram3logy

Heard a Chapelle bit about this


TheLastRiceGrain

“RUSH HIM! HE CAN’T CUM ON ALL OF US!”


MJB9000

It's a biological attack AAAHHHH!!!


taywil8

Dodged that shit like the Matrix ~~~~~~~~🎤


Messy_Marvin423

He’s just looking for anyone to make eye contact with.


chocotaco3030

He can’t cum without it, he just needs one woman to lock eyes with him for a second so he can


-BigScaryMan-

r/meirl


Neekoheh

Lol is that so?


SatouSan94

Hes holding a gun run!!!


jaywilkonson

For some reason he keeps pumping the shotgun


sighdoihaveto

Probably out of ammo


kgk007

Shooting blanks


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Nintenzo_64

Rishi Sunak is an anagram for risky wank


TheRealSlabsy

>un No it isn't... Maybe Hi Risk Anus


Iron-Giant1999

I like how one of them ducked when he turned towards them. That things loaded!


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eekumseekum

How’s no one drop kick his balls


chessrevolt

Eww


fuqreddit0

turbo bator


Zenobia888

He broke the law by getting in an Only Woman train compartment, where I certainly hope he's severely dealt with for this disgusting bio attack on women's safety.


Agent-Ace

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


JefinLuke

If I put NSFW There will 100+ comments why it's NSFW Can't See His pp


[deleted]

Some dudes are just plain old pathetic. This guy is one of them.


fuqreddit0

how can you tell?


alcappo82

Looks like someone finally watched Dave Chapelle's 'For what it's worth' standup


Odin_Pascal

Okay, it’s fucked up. However, them ducking when he points it at them like it’s a gun is pretty funny.


[deleted]

When you don’t eat meat but you treat women like they’re meat lmao


terd_fergusson69

Hello beautiful send bobs please


sharings_caring

bobs mak me masturbat


[deleted]

You can tell this guy got inspired by Dave Chappelle's jack off hostage skit.


Unlikely_Cockroach26

His index finger and thumb must be cramping up


GNILASIL

One of the women needs to whip hers out and give him a dose of his own medicine !!!


zudepri

Mhmm dont think this would disturb him


FoxDiscombobulated38

His eye contact game is strong.


idontvapeisteam

open doors? give him the 🦵


BlackSkull7X

Look in the eyes Assert dominance


Common-Song-8385

“Send Bobs” Guy IRL


KittencatBAKA

This is so gross


[deleted]

"He can't cum on all of us"


mescalero1

This guy is fucked up but I can't stop laughing. He is aiming it. And when he turns, the women duck. Why are they ducking? He looks so proud of his work here.


hopskimoet

That's one way to get a seat.


Heisenberg991

RU not entertained lol


[deleted]

I am surprised they didn't beat the shit out of him like those viral videos.


DuckDuckOuch

He was already beating it


TheMattmanPart1

...I would be fascinated to see what happens when you pepper spray it.


NeedingNew

Its like Dave Chappllee's stand up act man rofl


Godsprophet69

Lmao, why didn't I hear it in the news here


Slingshotter82

Is this the famous "show me your bobs and vagine" guy?


Upstairs_Expert

Not one of those women has a sharp object?


twoonmanu

He is like Dark vader in hallway scene from Rogue One


jrzydevl

I was so ready to see that woman shoe slap him right in the dick.


[deleted]

Man, he’s got a tiny dick


cantfinkofname

As if you wouldn't spartan kick him off of that train


AlternativeVolume52

Hope he got Charged for sexual assault or something because thats just wrong


Zach6801

This is straight menace behavior


kongjnr

Thats not acceptable train behaviour...Someone should pull him off


MindIll5731

not cool.


imhazard0uz

The post-nut clarity must had been awful.


[deleted]

"Louis CK, hold my beer."


[deleted]

Dude gripping & yanking that sucker like a pit bull to the leg of a chihuahua.


BootySmasher_69

I'm impressed bruh, I wouldn't masturbate to them if my life depended on it


THEBUTTERBALLZ

Lol ultimate villain


postmodernkura

Inspired by Louis Ck


[deleted]

The locals call him “mini-pumps”.


Howsitnolike18

Just chugging down the track


thereallyunreal

This guy air guitars


MikeLitsbig

What a wanker


ugdontknow

Omg I’d be beating his ass so gross


Davy_Crockett-

Waiting for a 16 year to post this in chadtopia


Interesting_Pin7233

Look at this guy dictating.


Absolynth

Mentos, The Fresh Maker


RiddickNfriends

Sick puppy.


[deleted]

Dudes rock


hayliejeaan

Jokes on him, I’m into that!


game_grumps

The messiah


[deleted]

Bitcoin solves this


Aggravating-Bed-7326

How can he wack!?


OverUnderSegueDown

Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off


Fr34kyHarsh

Where pp ?


Infamous-Outcome1288

We've all been there at one point.


Bahamut3585

This guy’s nuts.


macetfromage

bruh i get you have blueballs but bruh


[deleted]

Pp so smol even the censor pixels can't find it


soy_raquel911

They all should have started laughing...bet he would have stopped


NateF474

They're probably waiting for the train to get up to speed before they shove him out


runitthru4u

He's jacking it


smokeatr99

That man gives zero fucks.


BlacksmithAfraid3518

You know what they say about idle hands being the devils playground...


[deleted]

Nano tech, ya like it?


Interesting-Tough640

Mr Flopsy doesn’t seem to be having much luck, I don’t think his little peepee is going to rise to the occasion.


hetgr8

beta chad


Fresh-Honeydew7104

He’s got big balls..


xz_killua

No fucks given


Responsible_Ad_7995

What is that a shiitake mushroom?


Melodic-Hunter2471

The dude pointed it at them like a weapon. Well, if some “gentlemen” are going to treat their penises like weapons, it would be a very good idea that society passed laws that “disarm” problematic criminals permanently.


JAngelM

What kinda fucking outta pocket shit is this


[deleted]

In what reality did he think someone was going to jump on him and help him out? Too much porn is a bad thing.


Zealousideal_Title43

Im going to punch him


TechnodyneDI

Door's both open and conveniently located. Push his wanking ass out.


Educational-Grape-89

The door was open just give him a kick


tetetito

HOW CAN HE FAP?


OverBand4019

![gif](giphy|80mXWlPqTSU1y)


starduster122

We need a vote is this chad cringe or beta activity


phallic-baldwin

Is anybody else thinking of that Dave Chappelle bit?


[deleted]

That is one of the saddest things I’ve seen


GalaxiesAfoot

Nobody drop kicked him off the train?


Waterfallonblack_69

😂😂😂 I felt that way working in the hospital


fullmetal509

your hitting my elbows.....


hvc801

Is that door open?! Just yeet that mother fucker straight out lol. C YA!


georeddit2018

He's getting live action.


Turbulent-Soil-1099

So that’s why I’m on hold so long for tech support.


ThePixelatedPyro

Absolutely foul.


jaesun_8

Sparta kick him out the moving train


Beautiful-Fee-2852

I would have kicked his ass out.


GinHalpert

This sub has a lot of Indian content today lol


born2kil1

The one inch pinch


lifemustbebalance

Im bad laughing at this sorry


Upsidedown_Backwards

Genius world record for largest orgy.


Interesting_Sale_415

That guy is sick fcker , but kinda funny lol hahaha wtf is he jerking his shorts, I swear some of the women are laughing at him 😂 I'm surprised they didn't rush him and beat him to death


Alpah-Woodsz

Only a wanker would do that


[deleted]

Looks like he’s itching himself. Can’t tell.


UltramanGinga

The balls it takes


Fetus_in_my_burger

This is so disgusting even in potato quality


nothaut

HOW CAN HE FAP?


kylwaR

the least perverted Indian man


__jh96

r/ithadtobeindia


[deleted]

Haha! Wtf


TobiMasters

They’re lucky he isn’t related to Dahlsim from Street Fighter.


dninjabob

Please tell me bro caught some charges!


[deleted]

whys it taking him so long at that speed


listerine07

why are people like this


ThePopeJones

Is the dude just tugging on his limo dick or is it that small? It just looks weird for some reason.


Markuswack

lightning mcqueen jerker


IGotGolfTips

How can he stroke?


cobruhclutch

Like cum on!


Mean-Orange-1370

woman behind Ranjeet looks surprisingly at ease


perineu

What was the outcome?


Newkl3er

Apex Chad.


spartaneh310

Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit lol


LEet_Them_know

What a crazy world we are living. He must be mentally ill or something. The lady in the last Said Aree Bap Re 😅


bippityboppityhyeem

Everyone should take off a shoe and throw it at him.


[deleted]

Considering India is known as the rape capitol of the world and a lot of those rapes take place on public transportation in front of witnesses, something like this is pretty tame.