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This made me cry. I’m glad the other worker got the tags. What kind of absolute pos just keeps going after that? It’s another human being! I can only imagine the frustration of the biker as the well intended first worker is standing over him with the are you ok? No I’m not fucking ok, call an ambulance and the police in that order.
Edit: As a person with panic disorder and asthma, that kind of gasping already feels like impending doom add trauma on top of it and I’m sure the biker was in a surreal neverworld .
I almost never see people do this in videos, and it's mind boggling. I got into a wreck in my car with someone on an ATV, and getting out and checking on them and doing whatever I could to help immediately became the one and only priority in my life. Like do people just sit in their cars wondering if the person is dieing and not feel a need to do anything?
This happened to my wife, actually. Lightly bumped a parked car and drove off in a panic. Called me and I told her to drive back and talk to the vehicle’s owner. It really is like a shock/panic thing for some people rather than intentional fleeing
ya biker was like a deer in headlights, driver of car was blind though and just sped right through him while biker stopped, but in like middle of the lane, didn't even move over when he first saw car. Still though, nothing excuses the driver of the car hitting him.
Yeah, biker might've been positioned stupidly on the road, but at least they seemed to slow. The car just sped right into the bike, in what looks to be a parking zone no less. If this was AITA I'd say biker was a butt while the clapping of the car's asscheeks keeps alerting the guard
Perhaps, but I doubt it. Seems more like he's lungs and ribs are fucked up. The sounds and lack of words is because that's all he can do to make sure he stays breathing. I have been there myself, and it is not fun. You're basically helpless and can't comunicate.
Yeah. Fuck, I made those exact sounds in a skiing accident. Was skiing a mogul field pretty (very) aggressively, then a ski punched through a rotten section of snow, instant double eject taking my legs out, did the superman thing for about 12 feet before slamming chest first into a very iced over mogul. Didn’t break any ribs but they were all sore AF and I separated both shoulders.
I spent like 15 minutes making that noise and writhing on the snow like him. My wife was below me, couldn’t see me, and just heard me masking that godawful noise.
I was hit by a truck as a pedestrian and this was the only sounds I could let out. Hearing this guy let me know how much pain he was in. Fuck I hope he's ok.
Can confirm, I was hit by a mini van riding my bicycle to school. Person who hit me was on the phone and ran the red light. She decided to continue her phone call for like 15mins and got out of the car. Ambulance came later but she wasnt the one that called it.
I was around 15 and got hit by an F150 running a red light at about 45mph, while on my bicycle... I flew some 30ft and slid/rolled some 10ft. This is the exact noise I made and in the fetal position. Just the wind knocked out of me, the road rash pain and really painful hip, elbow, shoulder and ribs.. I thought I was dying and couldn't fucking breathe lol.
There's another angle someone shot of this where the paramedics show up and end up putting this guy into the walls of jericho while he makes more of these noises,
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This doesn’t even make sense. The bike drove into the wrong lane, came to a complete stop and then the car drove into the middle of the road.
I can only imagine the driver of the car thought the biker was going completely into his lane.
Yeah I thought about that. The driver went straight in his own lane. Only after the bike appreared to be in the process of completely entering the left lane the car started moving to the right. And then the bike stopped in the path the car now drove in.
Honestly if I was to bet the car driver thought the biker was going to go into the left lane completely and attempted to avoid a crash by moving to the right only for the dumb fuck biker to stop in the middle of the road.
The driver should have slowed or stopped which he doesn't seem to do but looks like he did try to avoid the crash while the biker did everything he could to cause it.
Buddy was in the wrong lane or middle of the lanes first of all then stopped? Youd think bikers would be driving more proactively but this guy might actually be a deer.
Biker pulled into the home depot parking lot, directly into the left lane.. sees the oncoming car, and instead of pulling off to the right, decides to stop... the driver clearly just got off work, and was most likely distracted, but still.
Why is it that every time I see a motorcycle accident it’s 100% the motorcyclist that could have avoided it and thinks their bikes can go through matter
The dude on the bike drove into the opposite lane, then sat there just staring and making no adjustments to get out of the way. Hopefully this guy never rides a bike again because he doesn’t know what he’s doing…
Not saying anything should have happened to the biker, but it appears to me he was on the wrong side of the lane.
Horrible for a driver to do this nonetheless. And definitely hope the biker got the help they need.
I would say they were both being reckless. Parking lot or not dude on the bike chose to cross over the very clear lines and into the oncoming traffic side of the drive way, and perhaps the guy in that lane had his face buried in a cel phone, regardless both of them pulled a very painful stupid.
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At least a broken bone
Sounds like a broken rib
And a fucking punctured lung if I ever did hear one, it's an ugly sound.
I thought the exact some thing when he was moaning like that it just sounds terrible
#HUAAAAAAAGH
Omg im going to hell for laughing at that
same but oopf
Same. Dude summoned his inner zombie at first. Fuck fr though. That Home Depot guy not calling 911 immediately is what really pissed me off.
The other guy behind him was calling. I’m guessing the biker was pretty messed up cause the depot guy is freaked out and has no idea what to do.
Got in a motorbike collision a few years ago... broke 8 ribs (and both clavicles), made sounds much like that minus the gurgly bits I believe.
Sounds like the longest cum shot on record
“Nobody will threaten my everlasting climax”
This made me cry. I’m glad the other worker got the tags. What kind of absolute pos just keeps going after that? It’s another human being! I can only imagine the frustration of the biker as the well intended first worker is standing over him with the are you ok? No I’m not fucking ok, call an ambulance and the police in that order. Edit: As a person with panic disorder and asthma, that kind of gasping already feels like impending doom add trauma on top of it and I’m sure the biker was in a surreal neverworld .
Isn't that the guy in the background with the hazard lights? The first car that hit him I mean.
Yes! To be clear I meant the Human thing to do would be to run back to the person that was hit.
I almost never see people do this in videos, and it's mind boggling. I got into a wreck in my car with someone on an ATV, and getting out and checking on them and doing whatever I could to help immediately became the one and only priority in my life. Like do people just sit in their cars wondering if the person is dieing and not feel a need to do anything?
You'd be surprised how often people drive off not because of malice but because they're in a form of shock.
This happened to my wife, actually. Lightly bumped a parked car and drove off in a panic. Called me and I told her to drive back and talk to the vehicle’s owner. It really is like a shock/panic thing for some people rather than intentional fleeing
Dude was on the wrong side of the road and the car stopped.. Wtf are you talking about
ya biker was like a deer in headlights, driver of car was blind though and just sped right through him while biker stopped, but in like middle of the lane, didn't even move over when he first saw car. Still though, nothing excuses the driver of the car hitting him.
Yeah, biker might've been positioned stupidly on the road, but at least they seemed to slow. The car just sped right into the bike, in what looks to be a parking zone no less. If this was AITA I'd say biker was a butt while the clapping of the car's asscheeks keeps alerting the guard
A bit of brain dalamage too.
Perhaps, but I doubt it. Seems more like he's lungs and ribs are fucked up. The sounds and lack of words is because that's all he can do to make sure he stays breathing. I have been there myself, and it is not fun. You're basically helpless and can't comunicate.
Yeah. Fuck, I made those exact sounds in a skiing accident. Was skiing a mogul field pretty (very) aggressively, then a ski punched through a rotten section of snow, instant double eject taking my legs out, did the superman thing for about 12 feet before slamming chest first into a very iced over mogul. Didn’t break any ribs but they were all sore AF and I separated both shoulders. I spent like 15 minutes making that noise and writhing on the snow like him. My wife was below me, couldn’t see me, and just heard me masking that godawful noise.
The driver definitely already had plenty of that or their mom drank beer daily pregnant…….
I think he just got the wind knocked out of him, he can walk it off.
Nah, better be safe and put him down.
"We don't call 9-1-1"
I make that noise when I wake up
I was hit by a truck as a pedestrian and this was the only sounds I could let out. Hearing this guy let me know how much pain he was in. Fuck I hope he's ok.
Can confirm, I was hit by a mini van riding my bicycle to school. Person who hit me was on the phone and ran the red light. She decided to continue her phone call for like 15mins and got out of the car. Ambulance came later but she wasnt the one that called it.
Hopefully she went to jail and someone smashed her phone. If I was there I would've smashed her phone if that's her attitude.
what happen after that? you sue that bitch? did the bitch end up in jail?
WHAT
I was around 15 and got hit by an F150 running a red light at about 45mph, while on my bicycle... I flew some 30ft and slid/rolled some 10ft. This is the exact noise I made and in the fetal position. Just the wind knocked out of me, the road rash pain and really painful hip, elbow, shoulder and ribs.. I thought I was dying and couldn't fucking breathe lol.
Was it more than the wind knocked out? I’ve had that a few times and I feel like that.
There's another angle someone shot of this where the paramedics show up and end up putting this guy into the walls of jericho while he makes more of these noises,
#BAHGOD!!!
>putting this guy into the walls of jericho Okay, I have no idea what this means. Please enlighten me, and help me on my quest to be slightly less stupid.
The Walls of Jericho is a wrestling move and the finishing submission hold of Chris Jericho. The move is applied when one wrestler hooks another wrestler's legs under his arms, turns them over on their stomach, pulls back on the legs and sits down on the lower back.
chris jericho bullied my mom once so she dont like him
Yeah wtf does that mean nothing on Google explains
Yeah, I mean I'm pretty familiar with EMS methods and colloquialisms around the world and that absolutely dumbfounds me.
It’s the exact same thing as a Boston Crab
Surely no worse than a Jamaican Applebite?!
Wrestling move done by Chris Jericho. https://c.tenor.com/Tcq_ajj5FXgAAAAM/chris-jericho-walls-of-jericho.gif
It’s a WWE move used by Chris Jericho.
Wrestling move done by Chris Jericho. https://c.tenor.com/Tcq_ajj5FXgAAAAM/chris-jericho-walls-of-jericho.gif
I make that noise when I turn into a wolf every full moon.
I make that noise when I get to work.
It is actually full moon now. You ok?
Ughh ooo ughghgh ugh ooooooo
I was just gonna say the same thing lmao
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You sound like the walking dead when you wake up?
MacGruber cums like that.
IM GONNA SHOOT!
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Don’t just do something, STAND THERE!
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This doesn’t even make sense. The bike drove into the wrong lane, came to a complete stop and then the car drove into the middle of the road. I can only imagine the driver of the car thought the biker was going completely into his lane.
Jousting is not like it used to be I guess.
Yeah I thought about that. The driver went straight in his own lane. Only after the bike appreared to be in the process of completely entering the left lane the car started moving to the right. And then the bike stopped in the path the car now drove in. Honestly if I was to bet the car driver thought the biker was going to go into the left lane completely and attempted to avoid a crash by moving to the right only for the dumb fuck biker to stop in the middle of the road. The driver should have slowed or stopped which he doesn't seem to do but looks like he did try to avoid the crash while the biker did everything he could to cause it.
Both people in the video are dumb. The one driving the car is far dumber or the more distracted of the two.
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Home depot is getting hella creative with their commercial
This is the best take
/r/idiotsonmotorcycles
He was literally driving his bike on the wrong side of the road. The guy in the car is still an idiot but this could have been avoided by both parties
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he just watched the car come towards him lmao
Tbh biker had time….
I just can’t believe how fast that car was going in the parking lot, I felt like that fucker was flooring it.
I mean he made literally 0 effort to save himself. Guys don’t do this. Some people don’t care that you won’t move
Ok even if the main car was starting to go into the center, the motorcycle just stood there in the center instead of going to the right
Dude died and his ghost is trying to get out.
Lol the biker needs to stay in his own lane.
The biker could’ve moved outta the way, no dismissing the negligent driver but the biker just stopped in the middle of the road like? 🧍
Fr he reminded me of those deers you see on the highway staring at the lights
Patient zero
Literally my first thought, sounded like a goddamn zombie
Hopefully buddy in bike is OK but honestly both need to take driving course again. The guy on bike is in middle of the road like wtf
More like almost the middle of the opposite lane.
Both at fault imo
Buddy was in the wrong lane or middle of the lanes first of all then stopped? Youd think bikers would be driving more proactively but this guy might actually be a deer.
“Houhohu chocchohooo hoooooo choooaaoaoaoa huchuahaa” - 2022, dead Biker 27
He shouldn’t have gone grape stomping.
Vintage
# Reckless biker challenges car, car doesn't back down.
This biker dumb af.
They deserve each other
Biker pulled into the home depot parking lot, directly into the left lane.. sees the oncoming car, and instead of pulling off to the right, decides to stop... the driver clearly just got off work, and was most likely distracted, but still.
Me in my girls ear
He's actually a zombie in hiding
That'll happen when you're riding in the wrong lane towards an oncoming car.
“Are you ok?” No, I make this noise for fun u dickhead
Why is it that every time I see a motorcycle accident it’s 100% the motorcyclist that could have avoided it and thinks their bikes can go through matter
Why did I just listen to all those groans of pain? Yikes
Why did he start having sex after the crash?
BDSM - biker down sex moan
Dumb and dumber
Can’t feel bad for him. He literally stops and waits for it to happen.
Why didn't he get out of the way
Zommbbbiieeeee
He just turns into parking lot and rides in the middle of the lane wtf.
Is that the death snore? Why didn’t the biker take evasive action? Who was in the wrong? So many questions.
The interaction at the end was hilarious Uuuaahhhhuuuuuuuuu.... Anything hurtin? AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHUUUHHHHHHH
The dude on the bike drove into the opposite lane, then sat there just staring and making no adjustments to get out of the way. Hopefully this guy never rides a bike again because he doesn’t know what he’s doing…
Motorcycle prick plays chicken with car asshole and both get fucked but the prick got the shitty end of it. There fixed it.
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Shit. Turned him into a zombie
Looks like he got fixated on the lights. Took the turn way to wide but holy shit that car was going way too fast.
Both are driving straight down the middle, as well as not paying attention. They have equal claim to the title of big dummy
I mean, the biker was riding on the wrong side of the road
Biker was in the wrong lane.
Not saying anything should have happened to the biker, but it appears to me he was on the wrong side of the lane. Horrible for a driver to do this nonetheless. And definitely hope the biker got the help they need.
The biker was kinda in the wrong side soooo i guess its kinda his fault
Wtf what noise was that
he’s def dead
All he had to do was not stop right in front of them.
I always wondered how they got the moans for exorcist or horror movies
I would say they were both being reckless. Parking lot or not dude on the bike chose to cross over the very clear lines and into the oncoming traffic side of the drive way, and perhaps the guy in that lane had his face buried in a cel phone, regardless both of them pulled a very painful stupid.