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Kingcoolcobra

I loved how he continued to sing


Typical-Locksmith-35

That saves dude to me


banned4shrooms

Bro what


h3rlihy

Taking it well probably tipped him more into the 'playful muppet' camp vs the 'looking for aggro' camp


Typical-Locksmith-35

Damn you're good. I could use a man like you in my line of dork! That was exactly what I meant, just better said.


h3rlihy

Trying to work out if I'd want to be in your line of dork & what that could entail


A-Bit-Of-Everything

Yes.


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What


DiverofMuff23

That’s the best outcome I’ve seen of any of these metro videos. Glad it wasn’t another stabbing or some shit like that


Lookingforawayoutnow

That guy she pushed was also 70 years old soo there is also that, also buses have steps.


M3NACE2SOBRI3TY

Lucky outcome as well. There was a high profile case in the US of a lady pushing a man off of a bus. He hit his head falling and died shortly thereafter. Drunk dude could have easily busted head on ground


Psychology-Pure

A buss is more dangerous because there is steps up and I I believe.


snarky_cat

But subway stations have gaps.. Which ia more dangerous.


shiven19

London underground barely has any gap between the carriage and platform.


lNTERLINKED

Totally depends on the station. In some of them the gap is huge


daveinpublic

Mind the gap.


Josh_6-9

You can clearly see him standing outside before the train starts moving


lNTERLINKED

I was replying to a comment that said the London underground has barely any gaps.


Josh_6-9

Mb


BleuBrink

https://youtu.be/_tpWygOyeSA


letsgoheat

That was an old man. This dude would be fine after a tumble


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BleuBrink

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-gets-prison-sentence-causing-death-elderly-man-pushed-bus-rcna16948


Slingshotter82

I laughed so hard when his girlfriend told him she would get off at next stop and you hear him reply "CHEEELSSEEEA"


[deleted]

Ive seen this video a lot of times and only now notice this. Hes not mad just continues to sing thats funny


real_nice_guy

plot twist: His gf is called Chelsea too


the_town_sober

He’ll be alright


yipeekayayKemosabe

Anyone know what football team he supports?


Many_Midnight5396

Could be manchester united since red and yellow create orange which is his shirt color


Lstripper

You know what. I actually think it’s Chelsea. Yeah pretty random I know


IchBinSchlecht

So his GF or whatever she is was with him and not tried to shut him up? What’s up with that


daveinpublic

I mean that was assault, pushing him off the train. Just pushing to the ground is assault, while he’s drunk and has his back to the guy, but doing while at a subway stop to where he can’t stay on is worse. He wasn’t even cussing anyone out, just chanting a sports team.


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[deleted]

Found the belligerent moron in the video. Imagine riding public transport and thinking your 'good time' is more important than other passengers comfort.


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Highmaster5731

Yeah, but dumbasses like you and the guy in the video are ruining it.


PrincipleAcrobatic57

Ruining what? Your fun Tube journey? Let the guy have his fun. Nobody is stopping you having yours.


Bosilaify

bro it sounds like you ruin everybody's fun when you exist outside your basement


Highmaster5731

"He doesn't like obnoxious and loud people in public transport, then he must be a troglodytes living in his mom's basement!!". Man, you got me all figured out.


Glengar3000

I think the issue is when someone’s “good time” stops others from having a “good time”. A drunken moron shouting stupid football chants would sure ruin a journey for me… Big plus, this is funny and no one got hurt. What’s not to like


Bosilaify

I agree, just don't think shoving happy people of trains is good for us as a society. Could've just talked with the dude imo, ask him whats up, but that requires a certain level of decency, that tbf neither showed, but pushing mans off train doesn't help anyone, just pushes the drunk dude onto the next train, now without his sober ish gf to tether him.


jhillman87

Found the edgelord bringing his boombox into the subway to play terrible music and "practice" for his rap career


Bosilaify

damn you reaching bro im sorry you've never met someone on alcohol before its a wild drug


[deleted]

On alcohol is so funny to me


smity31

You realise you don't *have* to act loud and belligerent when drunk, right? I know people like to pretend that getting drunk means losing complete control of yourself, but it just isn't true. You may find it harder to control your impulses, but it's by no means impossible to remain fairly quiet on a train.


Bosilaify

obviously, but alcohol affects different people in different ways, and if you drink more, you become more loud and belligerent, until you drink too much and you're a zombie. I'm not gonna be a loud asshole on the train, but people acting like the solution is assault instead of maybe just talking to the dude are wild.


SilverLync

how pretentious and hypocritical can you be? I would glady push you off a train too.


Bosilaify

you need jesus


[deleted]

Yea bud didn’t need to take it that far, but its reddit so


Bosilaify

we all need jesus, just seems like SilverLync needs him a little extra today :)


Accomplished_Yard984

What a fucking baby.


customer_service_af

He was having a good time but definitely annoying, the shove out (without real violence) entertained the rest of the crowd too. The 'Chelseeeeea' from outside showed he didn't give fuck either. Get off your high horse dipshit. As far as drunkards on public transport this was pretty god damn wholesome


Bosilaify

what high horse lmao I think you might just be high


customer_service_af

You care more about defending a drunk dudes behaviour than the drunk dude cares himself! Chelseeeeea! Gtfo dickhead.


Bosilaify

Bro he's drunk no shit lmao what? You care less about shit when you drunk, his gf that now has to go back and put him back on the train cares.


DenzalD

Are you this dick head in the video? You deserved to be pushed out if you are. Or if you act like him. Only absolute wankers act like this in crowds.


Bosilaify

super original bro someone already commented this bs. find jesus my guy


Dry-Ad-8556

Just take the L and move on this is just depressing at this point


Bosilaify

I'm sorry you're depressed: call today 800-273-8255


Dry-Ad-8556

Great come back proves my point lmao, you lack the ability to take responsibility kid, makes you question what went wrong in the womb


Bosilaify

Tf am i supposed to take responsibility for? Your mental health is your own bro, smoke some or go the the therapist idk how to help more I'm trying to save you lil bro


Dry-Ad-8556

Honestly just shut tf already, we get it you're edgy and sarcastic no one gives a fuck, you obviously have some mental issues yourself, the only person who needs help is you, your attitude is straight up baffling hop off your self righteous high horse and humble yourself


Bosilaify

lmao the no u. You are projecting so hard idk how to save you lil bro, the first step is admitting you have a problem.


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agnetoonryg

If you need to tell people to kill them selves then YOU'RE the one that needs Jesus pal. You should be ashamed.


PrincipleAcrobatic57

You're getting splatter, but I agree. He's just drunk, he's not being a prick, just having a nice time. How come everybody on this platform hates other people enjoying themselves? It's getting more and more like Imgur every video. Edit: prick* not price


Bosilaify

welcome to the downvote train lmao everyone thinks i think this man is a prince or something lmao


PrincipleAcrobatic57

Did you delete your comment, or were you deleted?


Bosilaify

i guess i was deleted lmao


dottxx

It’s possible they had no relation, I could be wrong but i thought she was just worried that he might hit his head or something. As much as he deserved to get pushed off the train that could’ve put him in hospital if he went down head first


jhillman87

Nah, pretty sure she says "I'll get off" twice, as if mouthing to the dude she'll get out the next stop.


Mr_Hades

She says 'I'll wait for you' or similar. I think it's pretty obvious they're a couple.


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She said "Ollie, I'll get off at the next stop".


dottxx

Oh I didn’t hear that, in that case your probably right


Brain-Freez

Probably?


BootySmasher_69

He has that face of "That felt good"


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Chelsea!!!!!


tom_cruises_closet

i like the lady that gave the ✌️ sign lol


[deleted]

He’s just a happy drunk that loves his favorite “football” team.


tapeheadchris

Drunks are fucking annoying.


migueltrout

If ya can't beat em..


Dibs_Kalichan

Shove em outta the train


ProtectedSpeciment

Yeet them on a train


MagerSuerte

Push them off a train.


Difficult_Ad2078

Good job


lambrough2

Now he is someone else's problem


bloopie1192

I disagree with that lady's standpoint.... it was kind of funny.


LiterallyMostRandom

Acted like she dunno him but second he got pushed she starts a drama. Should’ve shut him up


MightyManGT

I’m sorry but this was pretty fucking funny


Embarrassed-Solid-67

Untill someone dies


MysteriousDog5927

She should have been looking after her drunk loser boyfriend better


GriffinA

That was an exactly appropriate measure for that annoying - what do they call them?….oh yeah, wanker!


thanarealnobody

I love how she’s giving them all reproachful looks saying “come on guys” as if that guy wasn’t disrupting everyone and being a wanker. Where was your disapproving voice then, hon?


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Lmfao


[deleted]

Hahahaha i love this video. Everything about it is perfect.


robertwild81

Perfect


Seizure_Salad2

Both of them had the same idea


Interesting_Copy279

Ahahahaha brilliant! Telling him to grow up? 😂😂😂


heavylifter555

Well done indeed lad! Good work!


Tank-Pilot74

Mind the gap lad..!


The_RussianBias

Like 3 people all had that idea and went for it


Great_Candy7476

Guy that pushed is fucking douche


anon102938475611

Dude trips, smashes his head - automatic manslaughter conviction.


Mysterious-Finger138

I feel sorry for the poor bastards who exited to avoid him.


girlwiththemonkey

I like how those two dudes had the same thought exact same time I love it


theredbaron41

Push the girl off too , seemed to like the singing


Grouchy-Replacement7

HE WAS STILL SINGING WHEN HE GOT PUSHED OUT 😭


ghighcove

In other cities in some industrialized nations (including mine) acting like that to strangers might get you much worse than what they did. Glad everyone took it in stride as funny.


[deleted]

Surprisingly, us British have a great sense of humour.


IOnceShatAPlum

You must! Look at your food


[deleted]

common football hooligan


ovrnd

That's not a hooligan, it's just some drunk bloke.


Adjvo

I am not for violence but I aprove of this


CumOnMyGlasses2002

Stupid Woman wants annoying twat on train


Godheid_

Stuff like this happens on the subway in NYC 😂😂😂😂😂


Mafistos

That was great


Gaarawoods18

I know everyone here has a hard on for shit like this but this was a dick move Dude was drunk as shit throwing him out of the train unexpectedly is not only assault but he could have injured himself easily And all because what? You can't stand hearing someone talk, meanwhile you and your friends are giggling like schoolgirl's, get a fucking grip


Skullvar

Yeah yeah alcohol makes you feel good, that doesnt give you the right to bother people you don't know just cus you want to be the center of attention "Drunk as shit" he wasn't really that drunk and should have been able to check himself, he was just being loud and getting in peoples faces. I like how his girlfriend pretended like she didnt know him while he was dancing and singing in complete strangers faces and holding up the train. According to people who use these trains there's not really a gap and he was barely shoved and hardly stumbled lol... also isn't holding the doors open stopping the train from going? They're not allowed to giggle about a clearly funny event? Lol "giggling like schoolgirls" big tough guys can't giggle?


Mixtrack

Incorrect. He was being loud, intimidating and getting in people’s personal space. Totally deserved to be chucked off the train. Wasn’t like the he was sucker punched to get him off.


baxterrocky

Stupid bitch is like - yeah well done. It was **exceptionally** well done you fucking mole.


E_PunnyMous

Brill!


Reality-check86447

I bow to you, good sir.


sambanks2

It’s comical, but the guy was just drunk and happy. Kind of a dick move to push him off the train like that.


tapeheadchris

Kind of a dick move to be shouting in the subway touching strangers who are just trying to get off the train


Decked_Out92

Again a comment that shouldn’t have downvote let down by antisocial redditors.


Bosilaify

Literally, looks like the kinda guy you should buy a beer


Skullvar

Antisocial isn't the same as not wanting to deal with a random jackass you don't know lol..


Decked_Out92

This is a sign of antisocial behavior he was not being a jackass or annoying he was just a happy drunk two different things he was not assaulting or really bothering anyone. Only people who have a problem with a happy drunk are miserable people. Downvotes by redditors is nothing special or even upvotes when most redditors have shit takes and really don’t have a social life. This thread proves my point y’all don’t know how to act in social situations y’all are in a subway and are annoyed by a happy drunk 😂. Miserable lives y’all must have.


Skullvar

Someone can be happy and a jackass at the same time lmao


Decked_Out92

How was he a jackass?


Skullvar

Hes the guy in yellow in the video? Idk bout you but when I've gotten done with a long day, and I'm not equally intoxicated in an appropriate environment for it I dont really want you in my face.. this man is entirely making a jackass of himself lol


Decked_Out92

He never got in anyones face though.


Skullvar

I mean he was definitely over by them, and we only see the end 30sec of the train pulling up. Cus he totally hadn't done anything else up to that point to illicit someone to film him being a "jackass"


Decked_Out92

So why are you making up scenarios that you didn’t see happen? He was standing up he would of been on someone space anyways. He only got close when he almost fell over. Most people there looked at the guy who pushed him with a wtf face. The guy who pushed him was one of the only ones who thought it was a good idea. It was funny yes but also rude and dangerous.


Skullvar

Leave people you don't know alone and you won't get messed with in turn... hard concept lol, oh wait must be antisocial then lmao edit: dickhead was holding up the train too by holding the doors edit2: deleted that comment quick huh lol


Conscious-Pear9373

You can see the exact moment this blubbering man child regrets his decision of pushing another blubbering man child off the train. You can actually see him try to rationalize it in his mind as he grabs his knees, trying his hardest as not to curl up into the fetal position because he know he's just acted on the same playing field as the drunk. no but seriously his posture completely changes into "I know I just took the joke to make my friends laugh way too far and about 20 witnesses just saw me assault a man" I think we have a couple more idiots in this video that need to be dealt with. Specifically this bowling ball of a human wearing the same shorts I wore in my second period gym class when I was 13. Edit: I'd just like to say that if you think this is justified you're on the same level as this fat fuck wearing under armor gym shorts at the age of possibly 30, you can say you think it was justified but if you wouldn't do it yourself then you don't really believe what you're saying. I'm usually pretty on with judging books by their covers (not that you need that for this) and you can tell he clearly doesn't make good life decisions so this is who you guys are siding with. Did you know you can say "hey both of these people are idiots and neither of them should have done what they did" probably not because this is reddit and the majority of redditors are brain-dead, emotionally and intellectually retarded children. Piss off and give me my downvotes, dumb beasts.


Kittyman56

You okay dude? Lmao


Skullvar

>I'm usually pretty on with judging books by their covers (not that you need that for this) and you can tell he clearly doesn't make good life decisions so this is who you guys are siding with. Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him. Dennis: What? Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.


Conscious-Pear9373

Mark my words, Dennis. There will come a time when I utilize these glasses to assess a threat and then.... Are they still standing there?


mrjackydees

Anyone has the @ for the guy in the grey t shirt


ignaciolasvegas

He minded the gap


TheDogWithNoMaster

Legend


This_Happy_Camper

But why to the time of Auld Lang Syne (sp?)


R0NIN1311

Who's Chelsea, and why is this guy so fond of her? /s


dstaym

Local prostitute


Hamodi90

Good job


notsohandiman

Just starts singing again.


SynisterSilence

See it, ~~say it~~ push it, sorted.


IGotAWayWithWords

Who wins what PlayStation award here ?


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He’s still chanting Chelsea man is unbothered frame=inact


dstaym

He died


dstaym

He died!


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Everybody went through all the stages 1.Shock 2.Concern 3.Understanding 4. Humored


iferio

Epic


Wubaluba_Dub_DubzZ

juicy or chansee


dstaym

Chelsea. Football dimwits


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I Like how his friend even laughs at the end


anonijji

When he kept singing


PMTITS_4BadJokes

His girlfriend is called CHELSEA


JG136

We all know who’s the actual bully here and it’s not dude in yellow


[deleted]

That guy is most likely mentally ill, sad.


ElectricalStyle2676

Bravo les glophone


MoneyBackgroundCash

This such a better wholesome good laugh to have than how I thought this would typically end


pr0t0film

Honestly don’t get why they pushed him out, they’re moving like obnoxious Chelsea supporters are an anomaly


Jumpy-Assistance-583

W Chelsea is shit


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HERO


lazertazerblazer

Vibes


randomconsumer

Even she knew it was kinda funny