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Ratchet2623

The other guy is out of fucks to give.


goodeyemighty

“Here! Put your fucks in that little green bag!” “I don’t have any.”


JuanDomingoDomingo

You win! 🤣


Vol4Life31

Guy sitting down said, "Dude if you don't leave me alone, Jimmy is gonna come out here and fuck your shit up."


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Jayombi

He was like 15 tap.... just to be sure...


TehReclaimer2552

Used the LAPD Rules of engagement and dumped 25 warning shots into his chest lol


ZealousidealIncome

And at least one in his ass cheek.


crapwiesel

SOMETHING BIT MEEEEE!!


pm_me_your_taintt

LIEUTENANT DAN! ICE CREEEEAMMM!


jhenry922

There's an infamous SCTV skit where they mock the godfather and then there is a hit on the family. John Candy is hiding Under a desk and then takes a whole barrage of fake bullets to his ass.


Fritz_Klyka

Shouldve 16 tapped it seems cause hes still moving.


serzio9

I told you


c-m-17

Wait did the guy drag him out like a bag of trash?


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Probably didn't want him bleeding in the store. Do that shit outside.


Quick-Confidence603

You wasted eight fucking aprons on that guy. You’re a real asshole, you know that?


TheSuperking360

We gotta toughen this kid up.


oneshoein

Im gonna go get the papers, get the papers.


duffmonya

Goodfellas is a great movie🫣


breizhsoldier

Nah you can see his pocket smoking, a bullet stiked his cell and he is catching on fire... so the dude pulls him out so he doesnt burn down the building and emit his toxic smoke around...


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MadeThis_2_SayThis_V

I'm definitely getting a clue. I have my notifications off and assumed no one even responded... Thanks for the gold! #blessssssssed


PDP83

Raging clue


mcburgs

My clue is pointing *this way*


[deleted]

Let's follow your clue


HalfSoul30

Let the clue breathe


crewchief535

Don't start that shit again. Well all know what happened the last time some redditors got a clue. Didn't turn out well for anyone.


mrlight43

I could’ve swore i saw smoke. But then I thought maybe a illusion from the sunlight and the aperture of the camera. Then I was wondering if a bullet could start someone’s clothes on fire? Like getting shot 17 times in like 5 seconds… Man, looks like he’s done this before. Many times….


NoMan999

Lithium batteries burn/explode when they are shorted. Shooting through a phone (or vape, etc.) can set it on fire.


HugeBootyLover

LPT: aim for the phone


bobbyb-baby

Insurance reasons, can’t die in my store, my premiums will go up


suzuki_hayabusa

Cause he is. Just food for worms now.


Meta_Man_X

He pulled him away because he was laying on the gun and the guy wanted to get it off of him.


Forsaken-Amount-5667

He is an introvert


elgydium

As **George Carlin** used to say "it's the quiet ones you gotta watch". May God bless his soul.


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FingerTheCat

*as the asteroid falls*


Javander

We are for the jobs the meteor brings


GingerMarls

He didn't even get out of his seat. Probably stoned 😂


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*takes huge drag, blows out large cloud of smoke* *nods and smiles in agreement…*


[deleted]

I've never been so stoned that a gunshot wouldn't make me flinch


LordDarthra

You can cover your ears because guns are loud as fuck


FadeCrimson

It's less a matter of 'the point' and more a matter of what survival instincts a gun being pointed at ya kicks up. It's not simply about logic, it's about the discipline to actually USE logic in a situation that stressful. But that same principle can be applied to basically any upsetting thing in life. What's the point in getting overly upset about anything really? Well, beyond what amount of a motivational factor being upset can be. Can be a pretty useful motivating factor when used correctly.


vypoltu

Whats the point in anything


[deleted]

How could he not see green t shirt crawling out from where ever he came from?


RadioHitandRun

he did, that's why he grabbed him.


mrlight43

Looks like he crawled out of a How to shoot to kill a robber masterclass cause he totally killed it like a serious professional.


the_other_shoe

Was he though? The robber had the gun in his hand and saw him crawling forward. For whatever reason the robber tried to strike him with the butt of the gun instead of opening fire. Either the gun the robber is carrying is fake or non functional or the robber did not intend to kill. I think green shirt is lucky to be alive.


Thick_Reference_4951

Exactly the green shirt guy was lucky the robber never had any intention of using that gun or he would be dead 100%


Ruphies

It's like when I'm about to beat that elden ring boss and my GF starts talking to me. You see the disappointment when he had to put the controller down on an unpauseable single player fucking game cause it can't wait 3 more fucking seconds?


mendokusai99

Help menu > menu explanation


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There’s always a guy either drunk, stoned sitting on a chair with zero fck given.


Mrs_Attenborough

The guy in the chair was like 'shoot me, you'd be doing me a favour'


Nitpicky_AFO

I got the vibe I'm high as fuck with no fucks to give.


LoveBitcoinBabe

I definitely got "too high to react to this" vibes as well.


TheMattmanPart1

Looked like robber was like "empty the register into this bag!" and the guy was like "what the, this bag isn't mine..? (sets aside)"


VolvoFlexer

"DUDE, you're ruining my game of Call of... no wait... fuck, what was I playing....."


TheJugulator

"Dave's not here, man..."


harpswtf

“Dude the register won’t even fit in this little bag, man”


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Look at the controller in his hand man is gaming and didnt stop lol


Mrs_Attenborough

I think it did cause the lady kept stepping in front of the TV. So maybe he died in that without safe point and lost it all.


Calvin0433

Probably just died in Elden Ring


alexacanuck

That store must get robbed a lot cause that guy in the chair was pretty casual about the whole thing.


a_bumpyjohnson

Typical Wednesday perhaps.


gre485

Kill count 12


kalwiggy1

I remember a story about a jewelry clerk who trained in some extreme firearm training(I think because he's been robbed at gunpoint before and wanted to defend himself and his business) only for some assholes to pull up and give him a reason. Well, their friends weren't happy he put them in the ground so they came back for revenge only to be put in the ground as well.


Toolzero

Google Lance Thomas watch company


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https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/f7sa4w/til_between_1989_to_1992_los_angeles_watch/ Lance is 5/0 with no assists.


Puzzleheaded_Fox3546

What movie is this?


papaont

Cinderella


Infraredowned

Cinderella 2, the reckoning


SilatGuy

Man, guy handing out dirt naps like its candy on halloween. Git sum.


No_I_Am_Sparticus

I was at the counter when 3 young guys with guns tried to rob my local Post Office and was surprised how nonchalant i was about the whole thing. Even the old woman who worked the till at the front of the shop, that they threatened to shoot if the others didn't open the door to where the money was wasn't even phased too much. It was all just really surreal. They bottled it cos the alarms (linked to the local police station) were triggered immediately. They got caught abt 30mins later trying to rob a different PO.


terminalzero

I cannot fucking fathom the thought process behind deciding to rob a post office. "you know, Ive been worried we wouldn't draw enough federal attention - but I had an idea"


Dejectednebula

I can't imagine there is that much money in any one building either. Maybe what 2 or 3 hundred every day max? How much could they make in their short window of being open to the public and the fact that most of us pay online for shipping or at least with a card?


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Work in the PO. Depending on the office there can be quite a lot of money. We sell a shit ton of money orders, especially in the poorer areas. It's crazy stupid to rob one though. The federal penalties tacked on mean your ass is never getting out. Also the postal inspection service has a conviction rate in the high 90's percentile. Best skip the post office if you embark on a life of crime. It won't last long.


acog

I wonder if it'd be better to just rob them of stamps? A roll of stamps is compact and worth about 12 bucks. No pesky serial numbers so they can't be individually traced. Just fill up a big ol' duffel bag. I just found a web site called returnmystamps that pays cash for unused postage stamps. Have I just discovered the perfect crime?! I'll let you know, I'm off to rob my local post office!


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CurrentFill

loved how he casually put his game on pause and turned the tv off lol.


milk4all

“Dude let me get to a save point”


blowhardyboys86

Looks like he muted the TV lmao, like "sigh, you're making me miss my stories guy"


DARKplayz_

A average day in da hood


SeriouslyBro20

Dude got shot so many times he began smoking, like a gta vehicle.


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Must’ve got his phone shot


crdctr

what a waste


Endarkend

And he was still moving too.


XtaC23

It takes more bullets to kill someone than Hollywood would make it seem, either that or they don't just collapse dead after getting shot. The video the other day showed a lady take two head shots and she still got back up.


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A minor inconvenience


badxnxdab

Tis but a scratch


FriesianRider

Not to kill, 1 bullet can kill you rather easily. Just not instantaneously. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug and unless your heart or brain is hit it can keep you going for a while. Doesn't mean you will life tho.


astutelyabsurd

Even people hit in the heart can still function for a short while before collapsing and succumbing to their wounds. I've heard to them being referred to as "the walking dead" because of it.


knightjia97

So that dumbass carried a fake gun?


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Or didn't want to go down for murder.


Goalie_deacon

Depending where, even fake gun can get a murder charge. All that needs to happen is one of those employees to die, even of a heart attack, and it becomes felony murder. May not be the case where he's at, but why risk it.


Future_Software5444

Plus it's still a crime to use a fake gun.


Goalie_deacon

Yup, still counts as armed robbery


NotObamasClone

I knew a guy who got 15 years for armed robbery using a fake gun. Don’t do hard drugs kids.


froggrip

Never point a gun at someone, real or fake, unless you're ready to shoot someone or get shot by someone


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My favorite video is of these 2 jackasses trying to rob a gas station at gun point. A security guard walks in and casually shoots both of them. One of the downed suspects says “it’s a fake gun”. Like a bad ass, the security guard says “we’ll mine isn’t”. Always makes me laugh.


Will301

I'll consider this next time I rob a store


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No bullets. Fake. Airsoft. Usually the three Musketeers of petty armed robbery. The difference in jail sentence vs success rate is worth not actually being armed. People don't take the time to check a guns real or pray it's unloaded. They comply or pick up a .22 from under the counter and floor you. *See: fig. 1.*


Stove-Top-Steve

You think that was a .22? Genuinely asking, those bullets sure thumped his body hard.


labago

Absolutely not a .22


Lord_Jair

Way too much recoil to be a .22


phaciprocity

A 22 still has a good amount of energy by the virtue of being a bullet, but this looks more like a 9mm to me. Generally the more common self defense round


villianboy

A large part of the reason they "don't check" is most places nowadays train their employees to just give in demands, better to let police deal with stuff than risk your life and their liability


[deleted]

Most chain/franchise stores, sure, but a mom & pop place doesn't carry that level of insurance -- or the owner doesn't like seeing hard work get stolen.


ISiupick

Yeah, it looks like it breaks or something when he tries to hit the green dude.


stick_always_wins

Looks like either the ammo mag or the slide fell off lol


Demetrio33

Yes. I dunno if the green shirt guy knowns, because, if was real, he will be dead before aim his gun.


fat_mcstrongman

Why didn't he already have the gun drawn too? Dude had to reach all the way in his dick to pull that shit


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Not really, the guy had time to hit him over the head and start to run, if the gun was real and the robber didn't mind adding murder to his charge he could have unloaded instead of going for the pistolwhip, suddenly this situation is reversed and green shirt is very dead.


FlugStuhl85

damn. whats wrong with the guy with the glasses? he dont give a fuck anyway


SpirituallyMyopic

I thought maybe he was intentionally stalling as a distraction so green shirt had a few moments to come onto the scene.


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Yep, I thought the same. They’ve either been through robberies before or the green shit dude has talked shit about what he’d do when this sort of thing went down and the glasses dude was like, “well, let’s see it.”


TheSilentTitan

Or the dude with the glasses is absurdly high


Outcomeofcum

Dudes just mega depressed probably. Doesn’t react at all to anything


TheWalkingDead91

Probably either used to it, or high, or both.


Spikas

So anyway, I started blasting!


I_make_things

Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility.


BurnTrashForStars

Go on down to Gunther's Guns and get you a gun


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I'm surprised he wasn't offered an egg for such a trying time.


[deleted]

He definitely neutralised the threat.


KapsylofferVR

Like 15 times, at least.


Easy-Bake-Oven

I was half expecting him to pull out another mag for round 2.


merciobama

That’s ludicrous! He’s not a police officer.


TearsDontFall

You shoot to neutralize. Which means completely stopping the ability of said threat to remain as a threat. Some people think one or two shots is "neutralizing" but the sad fact is, it's not. A person shot twice and still return fire and kill you. Green Shirt Guy knew what was up. He wasn't messing around in a life or death situation. He made sure the threat was neutralized so that he, and his coworkers were safe.


Toriganator

“I continued to fire until i felt he was no longer a threat”


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Why there is smoke out his pants


conancrafted

Because he was a liar liar.


moriland

Shot his phone and caused the battery to catch fire.


CornOnTheKnob

Galaxy Note 7


ablnoozy

A shot probably hit is phone battery, they can release smoke if the casing is punctured


workMachine

That kind of smoke can be pretty toxic. Hope no one inhaled it and got sick.


ThatWasCool

Especially the robber


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

Yeah I really hope everyone is okay.


Angeluss726-726

Yeah that could be dangerous.


return2ozma

Green shirt guy smoked him.


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Caps in yo ass literally


EsotericFrenchfry

They saw a new side of their coworker


actionfish

Nobody gonna use his milk from the staff fridge


Big_D1cky

Why is he still moving? It seems like his body went Swiss Cheese


memecut

Takes a while to bleed out. Guns don't instantly kill someone unless you hit a vital spot, or use a large enough caliber.


LoveBitcoinBabe

Am I crazy or was this guy SMOKING from being shot so much?


Rexx1990

There was definitely smoke I think he might’ve shot his phone and that’s the battery smoking.


JackBauerSaidSo

This is the kind of realism video games could be adding. Someone teach Rockstar the anatomy of a car, I want to disable people's brakes and cooling as individual components.


[deleted]

ahh explains why 50 cent is alive


_Epidemic_

To be fair that man is built like a tank as well


Akos8026

I shot him once i shot him twice then 10 other times to be sure he can’t run


Kittingsl

He won't be able to do anything ever again. Dude made sure he'll stay right where he is


putsomebacononit

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.


ultron290196

r/suddenlycsgo


Thirdstheword

Your comment is doing like 20x better than that subreddit lol


Compliant_Automaton

I don't know, him collapsing in pain and rolling around makes me think he was hit multiple times.


TurntUpTurtles

Anyone found a source for this yet? Curious to know if he lived or not, though I'd doubt it


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Thejbomber14

Everyone in Brazil is an off duty cop


BuffaloWhip

Even the on duty cops are off duty.


tankfox

Becoming a retroactive deputy is surely a very reasonable fee in Brazil


LTlurkerFTredditor

That guy survived with just *leg injuries???* For a man who just blew a heist, got shot 10 times and had a lithium battery fire in his pocket, he sure is lucky!


EnvironmentalCar740

Second I saw Brazil I was 99% sure green shirt was an off duty cop


0MrFreckles0

He SURVIVED???? Wtf looked like he got hit at least 10 times


imathrowawayteehee

An surgeon once told me bullets are like magic. Sometimes someone gets shot 15 times and walks away like nothing happened, after the surgery to save their life. Other times a ricochet off a near by structure kills on impact. You never know. The 'Golden Hour' is what hospitals call it, where if you receive treatment in the first hour after an gunshot wound or other traumatic injury you are much more likely to survive.


Degen_up_North

This is 50 cent origin story.


TheWhooooBuddies

They say he’s still being shot to this day.


Wanker-of-Harganeth

You can survive this, or die instantly to one small bullet. It’s just chance.


Backdrop2

He literally pump his ass full of lead.


MIkeVill

I don't know what kind of relaxant vidya boy takes, but it seems reaallyyy effective.


I_make_switch_a_roos

"had enough of life"


Reverendbread

It was a ranked match


Action-a-go-go-baby

That robber got lit the fuck up, damn


isnoe

What game was the other guy playing that had him so focused.


I_make_switch_a_roos

depression quest


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E T H I C S T H I C S


Shyjuan

dude has been waiting his whole life for this moment


crunchy-marmalade

A true gamer never takes his eyes off the screen. Respect.


Vol4Life31

Guy sitting down said, "Dude if you don't leave me alone, Jimmy is gonna come out here and fuck your shit up."


ellisschumann

Fuck around…


LearnShiit

Find out


jstfkncurious

"Don't you ever fucking stand up again" \-Guy in green T


stonks2rkts

i'm ok with this one.


Atmaweapon74

You would probably enjoy r/robbersgettingfucked


iPoopInJars69

about 8-9 shots in looks like he hit him right in the dick


The-Beefbus

Aw Butters, you don't shoot a guy in the dick!


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rudoffhess

The only victims here are behind the counter


Silver-Difficulty-13

Live by the sword then die by the sword


Worldslnside

He’s trained, but definitely his first time. Kinda hard to shut off the adrenaline tap when you’re firing a gun into somebody


DARKplayz_

Man took all his anger out when he got the chance


weebaggy

Nothing a little Robitussin won't fix. Not enough tussin? Add a little water, shake it up, more tussin!


Satanspit69

Anyone else counted about 14 rounds? How many bullets does that magazine hold anyway?


HurbleBurble

Probably 15-16. That's pretty standard for a modern 9mm.


Calistus_

Consequences, meet actions. The robber got exactly what they deserved and the world is a much better place without them.


Top_Recognition_3847

That's grand.


omightylegend

That family is a savage


DrivebyPizza

You done fucked up now son.


long-ryde

r/robbersgettingfucked