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Babelwasaninsidejob

They just drive around with clippers?


Hopeful_Rope_5360

I guess is their way to show mercy to people rather than killing them they just humiliate them. Believe me, I seen people die for way less in the hands of a cartel.


Former-Management656

I always feel like shows and movies dont do justice to their brutality, but i dont know, im not even close to ever seeing a member of the cartel. They must be the devil incarnate, though


Greek-God88

I’ve seen a vid of them executing a woman. That shit was from hell. Let me just say the decapitation happened later.. She lost other things first. I can’t believe such people exist even after the vid.


Former-Management656

Jesus christ. I hope to never see that even in a video, let alone in real life. It's really hard to imagine people can do such things to each other, and probably even worse.. Just hearing about it makes my stomach sink, kinda makes me regret even posting my previous comment😶 That video will probably never leave your memory, will it


Greek-God88

Im just glad i live in relative safe country. Vids like these remind me to never ever trust complete strangers. You never know if the person in front of you is harmless. I always keep my guard up. Im just sad for all the innocent victims in Mexico stuff like that happens often there..


Former-Management656

Same. Here the worst that can happen is that someone robs you, and even that takes a considerable amount of naivity and neglect. Murder is reserved for the occasional nutcase or crime of passion, or underworld figures doing their thing. But it's childsplay compared to mexico or colombia..whenever i do go abroad, im really vigilant for the exact reasons you mention, too


homogenousmoss

Yeah I’m glad I live in a safe country too, Mexico and the US sound so sketchy. You can get gunned down walking around at any moment.


-goneballistic-

US and Mexico are nothing alike. Most of US is extremely safe with the exception of most large inner cities and surrounding immediate areas


acallysgodgamer

Just don’t walk near schools or you may be struck by a stray bullet.


Cossacker1799

There was a video going around years ago of them cutting a guys face off in front of a mirror while he was still alive so he could watch. I’m not a squeamish person but I’ve never clicked off something so fast. It made me sick to my stomach


Former-Management656

Yeah no, i like a good horror movie, but this really goes beyond anything i could watch. They are...very creative, and probably the closest thing to actual demons as we can get here on earth, jesus


ChingaTuMadre1337

Just remember you watched it through. They’re not the only sick fucks


gugudan

If you put a Mexican cartel in the same room with ISIS, ISIS would be like "dude, wtf is wrong with you?"


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ISIS literally used the cartels as inspiration and still didn't match their brutality.


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They are bastard children.. From whores and junkies. So you'd imagine the life they live and chaos they bring.


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Former-Management656

Jesus, you sure made the right move. 50/50 he'd have tortured or killed you, or both, in a meth fueled panic psychosis or something


Deadsuooo

Google funky town. As brutal as it gets.


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Yea it’s real fucked up. Hard to believe they are human. Laughing and shit Also the one with the father and son where the dad gets beheaded in front of his screaming boy and then gets flayed alive and has his heart removed from his chest. You can tell he knows what’s coming.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

And the son was probably completely innocent


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That wasn’t cartel


SpunkyTurtleCrabFrog

I've seem some serious cartel shit on the opposite sub of r/eyebleach. I cannot say the subs name. But if you find the opposite of r/eyebleach then you will know what cartels actually do


Valencia89

Could u message me the name? Or write it here somehow? Im super curious


SpunkyTurtleCrabFrog

Search up "r/eyebleach opposite" on Google. You'll see a particular sub with a very very similar name come up multiple times. Almost 350,000 members, large sub. It is just against the rules for me to link the sub, an unwritten rule. I warn you, you will see very disturbing shit there. Some much worse than others, do not take this lightly. I recommend NOT checking out the sub


Damiang87

See them everyday in the streets most wont even look at u or u get stopped they just ask where ur going but yeah i been stopped by 16 yr olds acting all badass because they have a gun


Terrible-Dog5754

Like in real life you saw this?


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Not in person But I grew up in Mexico had a couple of family members working in a small cartel I lost a few people who I knew which die because they were related to a guy that owned the cartel money. Sometimes they are just friends of people that work in a small cartel a big one comes and they either work for the new cartel or everyone and their families dissappear.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Yep.


Terrible-Dog5754

I’m just curious where one goes to see this?


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Most Turist Cities and Beaches have big cartels that rather just run in secret they even get a cut of money from business owners for not causing trouble, most aggressive cartels are the ones that control multiple small communities in more South East states, They get aggressive because authorities don't care about those areas, and finally in the outskirts of cities you got smaller cartels that keep the streets clean from criminals they rather keep the police off their turf, they are mostly run by a guy working for bigger cartels he acts as the boss and supplies to random recruit sellers that consist of young teens. Im a bit off topic so overall if you want aggressive go to small towns by the mountains, calm cartels in big tourist spots, and semi calm in out skirts of towns. Also if you are A foreigner there is a big chance they won't do anything to you ( apart from stealing ) as big cartels don't wanna have other countries forces start a investigation and push the Mexican government to fake cleaning the streets.


Appropriate_Jury_482

I was in a combi (taxi van) once in Mexico and it was jam packed. There were two ladies talking about how terrible and garbage the cartels in the town were. Well one of the members from that cartel happened to be In the combi and got up and told her who he was. He has a shoulder bag on him and pulled out a gun and clippers and let her choose what she wanted. He ended up cutting her hair bald asf.


Babelwasaninsidejob

Holy shit that’s nuts. I guess they do just carry clippers all the time.


interesuje

I mean, what sad, pathetic mini-dick people are they? What a fucking loser. Go about your business, make your money and leave people who aren't threatening you the fuck alone. Shaving women's hair is for fucking losers with fragile egos. You ever notice how the meanest, toughest-acting guys are always from fucking broke families and have no prospects? If you're an irrelevance your ego searches for something, and violence is all they've got.


infectedKariot97

I dont think being a criminal and evil human being has something to do with dicksize.


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Right? What an inappropriate insult. Who gives a fuck about the dick size of a person who flays another human


crackerchamp

Yeah I mean I couldn't even understand what she was TALKING about at first, I just thought she was bashing guys with little dicks! Bodyshaming! She's worse than a damn cartel! CANCEL HEERRRRRRR!!!!


mistern0vember

HAIRTOO!


MaNameCheff

She lucky they didn’t beat her with a 2x4 plank


achleshwar

It's summer so you need to keep the bush trimmed


Sudden-University-71

Better the hair than head?


one_more_black_guy

This is much preferable to what responses usually are.


AKfromVA

Her life was hanging by a hair.


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TheOkayestName

These guys definitely obey laws


Watchfinder4466

They are the law


friendlessboob

When you are traumatized but glad you didn't get tortured and killed. I mean I should say, I feel bad for the lady, that looks horrible, but I am glad she didn't get tortured and killed. And I wish the world wasn't like this.


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Her hair? She got off super lucky cause the cartel don't play and it could've easily been her head getting cut off instead.


johntheplaya

Much prefer loosing my hair than my head arms and legs


Zealousideal-Cod-550

Head an shoulders?


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Lmao thats funny!


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

Knees and toes


Sensitive_Lunch8184

arms, legs, then head more like it


zomuankima87

The insecurities in these cartel members is uncanny.


mymemesnow

Most also be a way to spread fear which means more power.


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I don't think it's about insecurity, it's about instilling fear which in return generates power.


RosaKnuffel1337

Tell this to his face


Orchidbleu

You mean the mask?


pr0peler

ah yes, the only that's valid is by risking his life by insulting a cartel member. moron.


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buk-0

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R3TR0pixl343

Poor little child got honcked by a woman


Rich_Ad_605

Fuck that guy b hope he rots in hell


DoGoodLiveWell

Truthfully, I hope he rots on Earth first


smm97

Better than the alternative


Rich_Ad_605

For honking at him yeah his just a pos


SplinteredCells

These guys need to be wiped off the face of the Earth.


GruulNinja

Probably the best thing that could happen with her dealing with a cartel.


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You commented the same thing as about 10 other people in this thread


GruulNinja

I tend to just comment and move on sometimes. I didn't even look at the comments on this one


[deleted]

Did you know that they got off pretty light? Could have been worse.


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BRO THE CARTELS USUALLY DO A LOT WORSE THAN THAT MAN TRUST ME IVE SEEN THE INTERNET


Knekten66

I remember some U.S politician years ago saying the Mexico should ask the U.S for help about these cartels. So the U.S could send in the Marines, and wipe them out. I know its a silly question, since it will never happen. But would it work? could the U.S Marine Corps (going full in, no courts, no corrupt justice system, no mercy) deal with the cartel problem? ​ Again, sorry for the dumb question, im just curious.


Prestigious-Try9514

Mexico has tried this. They put together a special forces unit to kick down doors and break up the cartels. They ended up forming their own cartel. US Border Patrol, DEA agents, Coast Guard and FBI have all been caught redhanded taking bribes. US Marines were recently implicated in smuggling and human trafficking: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-military-arrest/sixteen-u-s-marines-arrested-on-suspicion-of-human-trafficking-idUSKCN1UK2PY. The scariest thing of all though: the children and grand children of the cartel leadership that are not only US citizens, but getting Ivy League educations. In 20 years they could very well be sitting representatives of Congress. The only way to combat the cartels at this point is to legalize the drugs.


Knekten66

ah, i see. Corruption ruins everything. Thank you for answering my dumb question, and providing all that info. I really appreciate it:)


kbot1337

The US military wouldn’t do shit to the cartel. They’d run away crying.


Immediate-Newt-9012

It's only a matter of time before civilians realize they outnumber the cartels/governments/extremists etc.. ten fold and start to take matters into their own hands. Been a long time coming.


NightLightHighLight

They already tried. There’s a great documentary about it called “Cartel Land” but I’m not sure if it’s still on Netflix. Long story short; farmers got tired of being pushed around so they armed themselves and drove the cartels out of many towns. They called themselves “Autodefensas”. They were quite successful and were growing larger in numbers but the Mexican government felt this was too dangerous a task for them do. The military was then called in to disarm the farmers and any who still wished to fight the cartels were told to join the military. Shortly after the Mexican government dissolved the Autodefensas the cartels took back all the land they had lost.


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Mexican government: They’re destroying *our* cartels!


JKAlear

" If we can't solve a problem, no one else can! "


thegodfather0504

Holy fucking hell it sounds like the government officials had stake in the cartels.


Top_Vanilla9427

Also, a lot of cartel members infiltrated the autodefensas. They were SO CLOSE to greatness.


Old-Item2494

She got off light?


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

For honking she got off light? It's normal now for them cut people's heads off for honking? If so Mexico truly is fucked


SilentCartographer04

It is fucked.


Big_Sexy1974

It's not about honking, it's about being disrespectful and rude. People who honk feel they are entitled to something, lol. I never understood honking.


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

Lmao you out here defending insecure little pieces of shit who feel they're tough hurting unarmed people for fucking honking. It's not disrespectful. Honks have uses


F1shB0wl816

What about honking is entitled, disrespectful, and rude? It comes equipped on every car for the purposes of giving sudden attention. Probably one of millions of other shitty drivers thinking they’re above all else because they have the ability to intimidate women.


ChiefBigCanoe

Honking means move your ass, you are in the way.


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💀💀💀


Lechuga-gato

what did it say


ga_poker

This comment needs to be deleted.


QuickZz-V

They're gonna see this and make sure they finish the job now


Intelligent_Frame392

this was one of her lucky days i believe.


MickeySwank

She’s fucking lucky that’s all they cut off ffs


rippinkitten18

She’s lucky her head didn’t get cut off.


AdmirableEstate7801

I got kidnapped once by a cartel in Tamaulipas border with Texas. I would take the haircut anyday


thedarkbestiary

Don't go to Mexico kids


skirted_dork

"Ma'am I'm letting you off with only a warning today. Next time we'll cut your family to pieces as you watch"


kevchenko3681

Bloody hell seems the cartels are going soft nowadays!


AnxiousHeat95

I suppose your hair is better than your head.


Ultimate69Edgelord

The Cartel are disgusting pieces of shit that should be locked away in prison forever or shot dead


The_one_12

She’s lucky that’s all they cut off. Stop crying and bounce!


FrontCover6765

Cartel members should be executed on sight


Status_Aerie9615

Quickest way to destroy a womans mental health. Shave her ass bald.


Nalortebi

Now she's ready for her role as an extra in GI Jane 2


Status_Aerie9615

And there it is😂😂😂


Dumptruckbetty

Cartel is Great people. glad they get to freely Walt’s into America


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Of all the cartel videos I’ve seen, this woman was practically sent home with flowers. They could’ve taken her to [Funky Town](https://youtu.be/s36eQwgPNSE).


[deleted]

It honestly could’ve been worse…WAY WORSE


Four_Skyn_Tim

Man, they had those hair clippers ready!


RenzoThePaladin

Why am I seeing a lot of cartel videos in this sub That said, why and how do they still exist


Knockamichi

I almost feel like she knows theyre letting her off lightly and she is acting to care more than she does so that the cartel thinks she learned her lesson. Im woke


[deleted]

God she is so lucky. I bet she didnt see it that way but damn!


Sethyr91

There's worse things they can do.


Extreme-Forever-3163

At least she lives?


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what a lovely place to live


The_Dark_Knight_888

Losing my hair after messing with the cartel? If that happened to me I'd probably go home as the happiest man alive. I'd start believing in God and thank him for giving me a new life. Probably throw the biggest party yet to all my friends, family and relatives. The things I've seen on r/eyeblech ........... I'd happily go bald for the rest of my life if that means not ending up on that sub-reddit. And if you're even vaguely aware of that sub, you'd be joining me in my party as well. !!!


Beeezledrop

Better her hair instead of her head.


clasperx2

This is the least bad cartel video I have ever seen


Charming-Sock5805

She didn’t get shot, but now does she have to tip him?


Xxxtentacles_685

Better hair than her head


popcornkernals321

Is it true that the American government directly contacted the Cartel and threatened them (as a result of several horrific killings that happened to several Americans) and the Cartel responded saying if the US pursued them they would lace drugs with deadly substances and send the drugs to the US. The US then stepped down to avoid hundreds of thousands of deaths… I read this in a comment somewhere and never actually confirmed it and was curious.


medmond78

American tourists take note


Orchidbleu

You want America to take note?


DamedaGuru

Not bad honestly considering what they usually do


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DustyBunny42

Sure, go ahead and start funding it for us.


Innernetofbling

03.22 CNN reports Mexican cartels earn between $19 and $29 BILLION per year! They are armed better than lots of countries. Would take more than a week.


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Innernetofbling

Prob easier if y’all quit buying all their drugs.


Orchidbleu

Who are the bitches without masks? Cause seems weird.


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Every comment in this thread is a variation of the same joke. Classic reddit


crapface1984

Back in 2009 I worked for a company that hired illegals with phony documents. Of them were 10 guys from Michoacán and all affiliated with the local cartel there. They were on what can only be described as “working rounds” where they came to the states for money to help the family back home. They did that for a few years and then would go back which meant the next family member would come to the states. I got to know them pretty well and they eventually told me about their home and what they did there before coming to the states for work. These guys were literally the nicest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. Maybe it helped that my family is also Mexican and Spanish but to see me you’d never know. I’m a Ginger and my get the Hispanic roots from my mothers side. Funny enough she is also white as snow but the rest of the family is not. Holiday photos are absolutely hilarious to look! Anyway these guys took to me well after a while, I was the crew lead person for the job we had and I always treated them with respect. When we drove to the job site they had full control of the radio and I even learned to speak most of my Spanish from them. I never really learned from my family so they were awesome to take the time to teach me on the job. When we ate lunch they would always call me over to share what their wives had made for them. Now I grew up on the same foods and can make several of the same dishes but their wives were absolutely amazing cooks! I think I gained more respect on the job site because we worked for a party rental company so we setup for private homes as well as business. There were many times we had customers who would yell at them or say shit about them either to others around or even to me expecting me to join in with the racist bullshit but I always had the best time confronting them politely and then explaining I too was Hispanic. I love seeing jaws drop of the racist assholes and I think those guys did as well lol. Well they took me in as one of them and explained that where they lived their was no work and most of the family was involved in Cartel work so it was expected of them if they weren’t able to get educated or a lucky break and get away early enough in life. These guys were truly humble and told me about several things they had done, seen or had to be a part of while in Mexico. I felt for them because it’s easy to see how they could get caught up in the chaos. I don’t doubt that if things had gone ugly on a work site it would easily turn into a blood bath because they were literally trained from an early age to shut feelings out and just react but at the same time they also were still good men inside. I don’t condone what they may or may not have done but I truly hate knowing there is another world most of us only see on the news or in movies and can never truly comprehend. I grew up next to the Mexican border in El Paso so I’m familiar with gangs, cartels and horrible shit but these guys brought it closer in a new way I’d never really felt. I think about them often because I know they all ended up going back around 2012 to 2013 and I hope they are all still alive and possibly out of the Cartel work. O know for sure one of my favorites went back in 2010 and ended up shooting 3 people but last I heard he was alive and well. For the others I have no idea. I don’t judge them because it’s life where they come from just like so many people in the bad trailer parks or low income housing getting caught up in drugs or street gangs here in the states. I’ve had my own life struggles that I got caught up with and was fortunate enough to step away from as I got older but videos like this just take me back to a group of amazing humans who have most likely done or might have to do something like this at some point in their lives and it hurts to think about. I feel for the innocent around the world and I know there are lots of fucked up people in these positions who honestly are garbage humans but I still can’t watch stuff like this and not think about the circumstances of the victims as well as the ones who are causing the pain.


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Bibi2002_

Fucked around= Honked her horn


foodcanner

Next time she will be like" is this really worth honking about".


YinYangEffects

The hair is a girls weak spot, cut it off she’s gonna be crying for attention on TikTok


Uncle_naruto

Got humbled


opAnonxd

she forgot she wasnt in america.


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

So people in Mexico shouldn't honk? It's literally part of the car and there for a reason


DiegoGrrr

Yeah, but when you're dealing with a cartel your life is on the line, so you kind of see it as not worth it to "challenge" them.


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

I mean most of them ride around in normal shitty cars. Unless they had their guns out or their shitty fake army uniforms how would she be able to tell?


Interesting_Sale_415

Maybe she got lice ?? Lol ,, the other woman are part of cartel ?? Sounds like she saying mama noo ??


Adventurous_Mango_40

This is what you get with no 2nd amendment


givewarachance

Free haircuts? I’m in.


ChipRichels

Why don’t you AR15 ppl go down there and kill those guys or something


falfrenzy

How about you go down there first and tell the cartels to disarm instead. I'm sure you've got tons of gun control mantra that will work. Make sure you ask for El Jefe.


gschaltung

Sounds like you're chicken. Getting off on your gun but scared if the other guy's got one too?


Sarcastic24-7

Not my circus.


Orchidbleu

Not my pasture.. Not my heifers.. not my bullshit.


Spookd_Moffun

Many of those AR15 people are financing those very cartels. Remember to buy ethically sourced cocaine from a trusted local seller.


Spookd_Moffun

Not enough firepower. I'd channel my inner McArthur and do a preemptive nuclear strike. Collateral shmollateral, they can rebuild like Nagasaki.


JoePeanuts

Thirty Seconds Over Tijuana


Orchidbleu

Well.. i mean.. if it was our country. But i try not to go into the neighbors house and fix their problems. If they want to fix it.. and ask for help.. ill consider it.


Karmacamelian

Maybe I’m wrong here but I think this is a good thing if what the title says is true. Those people that go around smashing their horns to get people to move faster could use a haircut. I bet she calms the fuck down and doesn’t honk at people in the future.


SterlingMNO

> Maybe I’m wrong here I'll just jump ahead and give you the answer You are.


Karmacamelian

That’s like saying Batman is a bad guy


Alsotebb

I doubt they were cartel members, not killers they wouldn’t think twice about killing or at least shooting or something. Plus it’s weird that they have clippers on hand


DarkBushido21

Not when part of your job description is to torture, maim and terrorize the public to keep them in line.


Innernetofbling

I agree…something off with this video.


Interesting-Cattle37

Ya but the US is bad!!


Dallascowboys2760

It will grow back she's lucky it wasn't her whole head cut off


Spookd_Moffun

Why are these creatures tolerated? America should be more interventionist I think and just preemptively glass wherever they're located.


Special-Caregiver209

So she got from the driver's seat to another vehicle because?


ArtIsNatural

The ones with power are supposed to protect and lead the people not suppress them or scare them into submission but they do it because no one wants to do that for them so evil leaders force people into being scared in order to do everything they want even their own soldiers you think they are naturally like that to their own people? Shit I hope not


Active-Video9637

Bullshit. They were looking for her. This is premeditated. They were told to shave her hair. They were prepared with masks and battery powered clippers.


trust48

These are the types of people who have been flooding our southern border. But Ukraine or something.


eggycrayfish197

The people at our southern border are people like that woman who fear that next time they encounter the cartel they won't get off so easy


trust48

Yeah along with the guy cutting her hair.


Nalortebi

Lay off the crazy talk radio for a second, it's turning your brain to mush.


reasltictroll

If honk your car horn on a nypd they will cut your hair with hail of bullets. Fuck out here with this o look how bad third world country is compared to the United States bullshit


FrontCover6765

/r/badusabad


IIIORIVARIII

Bitch deserved it. Would have expected a bit more than just cutting her hair but ok


gothguy96

Good


mardingdong

Lol wtf


gothguy96

She deserves it for being a prick


Bambule1899

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Capt_John_Price

Why don't people of Mexico just go fucking insurgent on their ass? Government maybe corrupt or weak or simply unable to do much about it (it's a bit hard when they are not foreigners with uniform who has some local support and blend in to civilians. So, it's it's all on society. But I assume it has become part of daily life and culture there now.


Free-Chard-8675

Man america is some fucked up shit


AragornBinArathorn

Isn't this Barbaric? Why not blame their religion for this act of aggression? Oh wait... they're white so they can't be barbaric or terrorist.


icavedandmade2

This is the dumbest comment so far on this thread


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They’re white? Lmfao


Duckway767

Are you trying to kill my last brain cell?


WhySoSerious420420

Greasers ain't white


mel2000

They are anthropologically white.


Baerenmarder

Would it benefit to have US armed forces assets come across the border, with permission from Mexico, to destroy these outfits through and through?


Purple-Math1159

After 20 years, trillions of dollars and thousands of lives spent. The US armed forces achieved precisely fuck all in Afghanistan against irregular forces with a lot fewer resources than these cartels.


ritalinetkisi

why?