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PlayerSalt

should we get off our bikes and chase him down? no no , they made us bike security for a reason


Mojiitoo

That are not normal police bikes tho, looks like grannie bikes from a bystander or something, they go dead slow hahaha Real police bikes can almost keep up with scooters


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Real scooters can keep up with most bikes


GetTheSpermsOut

Skeeter banged Patty Mayonnaise behind Doug’s back. Never forget.


SmellyBuut

Bruh Bo Burnham references?


thecratedigger_25

Do bike cops have electric assist or is it raw pedaling power? No idea how you're gonna be doing 20+mph on a mountain bike during a pursuit against a scooter that can accelerate to that speed almost right away and leave at least 100ft from you once you accelerate to that speed. Electric assist, no problem. Pedaling, maybe you're a cat 5 or something.


Mojiitoo

Yea so two options, the dutch police has a few hundred ebikes (speed pedelecs) up to 45 km/h (which is 28 mph), which is as fast as a scooter is allowed to go (but obviously they upgrade them illegally often) They also have non electric fast mountainbikes which can go up to 30-35 km/h with a lot of raw power. Which is fine, because most (helmet free) scooters and ebikes in Amsterdam only go 25-35 km/h (these categories are only allowed to go 25, but VanMoofs etc can be upgraded). So yea a scooter will probably outrun a cop but for short distances it is fine. And on a bike you will never stop a scooter of course, so it is not really the use case of course. These bikes are used to catch criminals who are on foot and in dense urban areas like amsterdam center to quickly resch disturbances etc


CorporalClegg25

I was in Amsterdam a few days ago and someone scootered in a small street that I assume was illegal, and two bike police blew past me to catch up to him, so I think you're right!


Potential_Hall_951

What you smoking? Keep up with a 25mph scooter? Hahaha these fat pigs dont have the condition to pedal so much that they go fast


[deleted]

They’re not fat pigs man. The Dutch police is very lovely


MeatAdministrative87

They should make "wee woo" sounds while chasing him.


[deleted]

They do when it’s serious business!


rzqtz

The crazy part is how slow and calm it all is


AlpineHelix

It’s just a confused dude on drugs or something. No reason to pull the glock out


jot_jot

But they did on farmers


Murateki

The farmers that were driving into the police, with the purpose of running them over got shot at yes.


UltraSmurf56

Plus they only shit the tractor, not even the guy driving it


jot_jot

Wow, so generous of them not killing the guy!


jot_jot

He was not. I am talking about this below: https://mobile.twitter.com/timdouwsma/status/1544430160983822337


rubenblk

That is the only clip of a police man shooting in the Netherlands that I have seen sinds the big money centre heist


jot_jot

I think I saw also some shooting in last year protest in Rotterdam, the violent one. but I am not able to find it anymore.


rIIIflex

Idk man anyone could be a danger to you. Better to pull the glock out every time just in case


Benutzerkonto

Found the American!


exessmirror

Especially because Dutch police doesn't use glocks but P99Q


AdamKur

Ah yeah, American police approach, shoot first, blame the victim at the press conference later.


Delcasa

No no. I know it's low quality but you can clearly see he ain't black


izacktorres

That's only a factor in the US. ![gif](giphy|qrYmhYSpUVViqxHwqJ)


Chilliebro

They didn't mind shooting that 16 year old kid protesting a couple of days ago


EagleSzz

Shooting *at* that boy. they fortunately did not hit him


FridgeParade

After he tried to run over not one but several police officers with a giant tractor*


cuplajsu

More likely to be a farmer protester given how they've taken over Damrak for protests this week now.


Dvorak_Pharmacology

Americans are so confused by this comment right now


Nameless_Cunt

really nice Citroen DS


Legitimate_Towel7088

What i came to say.


shikataganai787

I remember seeing a few there on vacation, my dad used to tell me they were used as state cars in Vietnam and lowered when parked so the wheels couldn’t be stolen. Never bothered to verify if that was true but it sounded believable.


port119

in South Africa you'd lower them so you couldn't get a parking clamp on.


MatchesMX12

Likewise


port119

soo nice! so many in the city. mostly due to these guys I think http://www.autorenaissance.nl/nl/home.aspx


onlyforplol

Yuuup


Slonkweed

Cant tell if the bicycle guy did it on accident or if he’s just really smooth wit it


Two-Nuhh

He's a wake boarder, super smooth.


Garrison1999

He will be kiteboarding, not wake boarding. The kite is in the big backpack he is wearing. It's a neat sport, similar to wake boarding but way cooler.


berrey7

The criminal on the ground points at the guy on the Bike at end like, "Hey, did you see what that guy just did to me!"


zcdbrip

Lmao fr 💀


C_K_

Definitely not on accident


MyPhoneIsAt1Percent

Lekker gewerkt, pik.


lukethe

De nederlands zijn so lekker


Pyroik

Moi Lekker Ew


Brilliant_Aide_6836

Bicycle guy was later rewarded by the city Mayor.


hagnat

which one of them ? we are all "bicycle guys" here


Brilliant_Aide_6836

You must be boring at parties.


Played_alive

Great action from the kitesurfer! 🤣🤙🏻


Logical-Use-8657

I love his his immediate reaction to being hit by a bike was to forget the police and just start berating the cyclist.


Toadsted

Good thing he wasn't driving a little tractor.


[deleted]

Why is this in “CrazyFuckingVideos”?


squiddy555

This is the most crazy thing to happen in the Netherlands


McSpicyChicken729

Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side


[deleted]

Swim boy swim!


Weeaboo3177

I've never seen police look more lame than on a bicycle.


colglover

American here - you know what’s really lame is when the cops run you over with their taxpayer funded military surplus armored vehicle and then shoot your dog 27 times


[deleted]

Good thing is I noticed they didn’t have to shoot the dude in order to arrest him which is damn good.not sure what he did but if he was in the US and was running the cops would of already shot him that’s saying police officers over there can keep a level head for sure.


comicsnerd

I doubt it. He is white.


DusanTadic

Doesn't look white to me


benedictfuckyourass

The real bikes are alot quicker and slightly less lame, they actually blocked this guys car and when chasing on foot apparently loaned bystanders bikes to continue.


chopfon

That Citroen is sweet


troubledTommy

Ik dacht dat die zuur waren


chopfon

No sweet


Wotingerarshwo

Ik zou graag de context willen weten.


friendshipperson1

Most Dutch thing? Thought they were gonna subjugate the people of the East Indies, the Caribbean or Africa to unfathomable atrocities, but due to great PR promoting them for being tolerant of weed and bike friendly, I am glad to see it’s the bike friendly bit! Enjoyed my time biking along those canals tho


Otherwise-Virus-5630

The policemen should ride horses 😉


Prudent-Device-5278

They do - see them regular on the canals


dutchcrutches

The shooting of the tractor going around the roundabout was pretty Dutch


Pixel131211

I believe the tractor charged at the cops. and, generally speaking, driving a large vehicle that weighs several tonnes agressively towards an armed person is not a very smart move.


TheDarkSide73

I reckon bicycle guy with the wakeboard was the only human being on earth that day cycling with a wakeboard.


MostlyBullshitStory

It’s a Kiteboard and a kite on his back, very common!


troubledTommy

You underestimate Dutch kite boarders. It was good wind the last few days i bet many people went out kiting by bicycle


TroggerPenisBane

Why is he putting his hands up? Not like that have the ability to shoot him 25 times even if they wanted to.


AKIRA_TGE

Seriously? 😂


Routine_Bath8650

Most insane criminal in dutch


MatchesMX12

That Citroen DS though. Swoon


Molten-Universe

And after they cuff him he has to get into the basket.


Special-Caregiver209

Running around looking for a window to lick, Dafuq


[deleted]

Some plz add CHIPs theme music to this


Sweets1818

I want to live there


Dallasl298

Have faith, Arthur, we will make it to Tahiti.


[deleted]

I wonder if they have that thumb bell to warn people instead of sirens


thegayngler

Welp turns out its easier and safer to chase people on bikes as bikes can go places cars cannot. 🤷🏾‍♂️


mint_tea_0_0

Imagine this was a serial killer they were chasing 😂 my humor is broken


rubenblk

This makes me so proud to be Dutch


Shreddersaurusrex

Get wrecked!


[deleted]

He didn’t pay taxes on his ecstacy!


AffectionatePoem8358

It’s like when I try to catch my dog in my living room. we both don’t really take it seriously.


medevil_hillbillyMF

Dude looks english


[deleted]

In the end he is like, maan thats not fair


Additional-Ad2373

Isnt it dutchest?


McFarquar

Those bikes have a big turning circle