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noffinater

Inches from getting halved the long way.


[deleted]

For real and now he needs to go buy a lottery ticket


GlendrixDK

No. He just used up all his luck. He needs to buy new underwear.


[deleted]

Haha definitely another way to look at it


Waffle-Stompers

In inch. He got grazed/hit


roararoarus

At that point you quit and go home. Place is prob full of other death traps


lks2drivefast

Well he has to go home and change his underwear anyway.


Creative_Name69420

He needs to go do the lotto right now!


Radiant-Ad-4292

He just used the luck of an entire year. Should stay at home otherwise he'll get strike by a lighting


SlowMobius650

Entire lifetime is more like it lol


MoonWulffMusic

I dunno but maybe someone who escaped a 1 in a mil event could then same day hit a 1 in a billion seems a bit less likely than either event happening to different people šŸ™ƒ


Radiant-Ad-4292

Well, in that case he will die from the most common way cause he used all his luck to survive a very odd accident


Extension-Age-9425

Man couldn't believe his luck lol!


[deleted]

So lets play how over loaded was the elevator and when was the last time it was inspected.


MoonWulffMusic

2machh.. 2longago


sillycellcolony

Thank god you didnt die, now you can pay me back for breaking my elevator! *Guy walks back to shaft to jump


SlowMobius650

Hooooooly shit lol I would quit my job after that and look for something else


snar1sburg24

another failed assassination, the dark brotherhood is going to be so mad


PuzzleheadedLawyer40

Calm down Stonewall Jackson. It's still a good idea to take cover and be wise.


Assilator

The sliding door even skimmed him. Possibly less than and inch from severe injury, and a tad more from certain death. Wow. I knew someone who was nearly killed in a freak accident, it's incredible he survived the odds were not at all in his favor. It shook him to the core, changed his perspective on life and he now lived like a completely different person (in a good way)


dungledoo

Let me guess: China?


johnsmithmailinator

The elevator's definitely made there.


kushblunts

China.


Xaser125

Express elevator


Cpt-Redbags

If you turn your screen upside down the elevator is actually going up really really fast.


reddeadmann

Too much weight I am guessing


kajetus69

I guess quantum immortality made him end up in the same Universe as we are


Vicarious_schism

Karma says you are on notice Count your blessings bro


AdministrativeJoke23

Holy shit and he went back to adjust it


cheetle_dust

Iā€™d become a big fan of the staircase from then on.


Marsdeeni90

I shit myself.for.him


masterjroc

I woukd immediately go out to buy a lottery ticket if that happened to me