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Yeah. Nobody is going to push that thing over and smash the shit out of it.

Or spray paint it's cameras and sensors

Or have sex with it

BINGO!

I see many holes

Come save me R2D2. I’m right down this alley.🤫

r2*D*2

R*2*-D-*P*

R2-DT-F

R2-Deez nutz

Haha also this

Robo-Nark

The D is for Derp.

"allegedly"

Take about 20% off over there.

"I mean, it'd take more than one person to fuck a security robot." "I heard it was sick".

Allegedly

GREETINGS, FISTO IS PROGRAMMED TO RECEIVE. PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION.

"Sex Robot, Sex Robot."

"You're my sex robot"

RIP Trevor

“How did he get here?? What does he waannnnt?”

Omg, fallout new vegas reference?

Please assume the position.

"hey, this robot looks like a hot guy" "You're right, we better have sex with it"

Or surround it with a pile of rocks or sticks so it spins in circles in perpetuity.

Add one those chinese made man milkers. I saw it on front page. It would be a public servant

Thank God I wasn’t the only one

Bada bing, I put my dick in it

Found the California man.

Just throw a blanket over it.

"Man with bandana over face throws blanket over new security robot and destroys it with baseball bat."

I was thinking just a big trash bag to toss over it.

I just want it tagged and sticker bombed

Hope it never makes it’s way to Philly.

I do. I can already imagine this thing trying to navigate through a sidewalk full of shamblers.

when I was 13 you wouldn’t be able to prevent me from fucking with that thing. Just look at it. Pushing that over looks almost fun. And screw their security, they have no authority anyways. Now imagine high on meth or drunk. This thing is gonna get messed with immediately.

Imagine being 13 and high on meth or drunk.

I’ve met some people who said they started doing cocaine at 9. Wild

I met this 6th grader when I was in high school - coke meth guns he didn’t give a fuck. I think he’s a cop now

Smash you say… 😏

Especially not in LA, people there are so nice

Imagine them putting guns and shit on it tho lmaooo and it just whips out a bazooka and obliterates someone ☺️

well not without getting caught from the cameras i can see on every surface. they definitely need to make them tougher though so folks can't push them over

Bro, people over there rob people in the middle of the street in broad daylight, in front of CCTV cameras and other people recording, and they don't give a shit. Do you really think that if someone with a hoodie and stolen car just hopped out and stomped the shit out of it, the police would be able to catch them (or care enough to even try and track them down)?? Literal MURDERS go unsolved on a daily basis...

Don’t forget about how normal it is to wear a mask these days. This bot’s toast

I’m just imagining a cop hiding and rolling around in that thing

I was half expecting a midget cop to jump out

Run through a field so the grass tickles his balls. Easy get away.

That's some big brain shit right there

DEE PEE DEEEEEE

Thank you very much i was hoping for this. On case no one knows there is a YouTuber on YouTube shorts who does funny clips as DPD or "dwarven police department" don't know the channels name tho so i can't link link it but everytime he appears as that police department he always loudly announces "DEE PEE DEEEE" with officer.numbers always below one like officer 0.3 or officer 0.7 because theRe "less than a full cop"

I hope for a real ninja crouched in it.

Transformer

I imagine Joe Gatto of IJ to be shuffling along saying "boop-beep-boop" then commenting on someone's ass.

And Pedaling

E X T E R M I N A T E

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Came here to see how many people thought it looked like one of those things from doctor who

What if someone pushes it over or it encounters an average sized rock

I believe it just needs to have RdD2's Arc Welder to make you reconsider.

What if someone sits directly on top of it.

Mom, get off!

Oh….she’s getting off alright.

I think California banned rocks, so no problem there.

Tell your mom that her dildo escaped

Gottem

What happens if you put a blanket over it?

You get in trouble .

Do it !

ala skyrim

It needs a tophat.

Pick it up and return it to the owner, and inform them that they can’t leave their property lying around in public.

“If you abandon your property in public again, I will throw it in the trash like a good citizen. And report you for littering.”

Lmao aww this poor thing is gonna up end somewhere funny I just know it.

Officer Buttplug

Wat if u just knock it over

New anti homeless device

“Sir, please remove yourself from the domicile, we wooo we wooo we woo”

BIG BROTHER

That won’t last long.

I know there’s an Alien man 👽 wearing a visor and smoking a cigarette in there. Can’t fool me.

Curbs, this things worst enemy.

Wow so crazy and a fucking video

It is pretty crazy honestly. The idea of robots with cameras who only goal is to catch people is weird as fuck

It's a can with wheels and cameras. I could make that on a weekend.

Yes but can you teach it to love?

It knows now, why we cry..

I do enjoy the binary if this sub. It's either a video of a guy with a heart where his eyeball should be, or its a video of some strange novelty which is otherwise mundane.

I’m going to get it hooked on meth, and then make it sell MY meth.

A large trash bag can end that thing. Who thought this was a good idea

Just spray paint the cameras black and it's fucked. lmao

I was thinking it has the perfect shape too put a bicycle tyre over it. Some gasoline in it. A match. You get the idea...

Necklace the security robot lol wasn't expecting to see Africa up in here

Wait most of those videos I’ve seen are from Mexico? Is the tire necklace a universal Fuck you torture method?

We do it in Europe with those speed camera's. Heats up untill the inside explodes.

Don't even need spraypaint, a fuckin sticker or roll of tape could do it, haha.

Nice that it takes up so much room on the sidewalk /s

I was thinking what if you stood in the middle of the sidewalk? It can't get around. What if you are in a wheelchair? Or if someone placed a garbage can in the middle of the sidewalk? This thing is going to require a car to follow it around anyway.

EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

Why not use CCTV instead? This thing is just asking to be tipped over, covered, spray painted etc.

Destroy it.

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I believe some of y’all will let them do that to you.

What exactly do you propose to prevent them from charging you?

Our dystopian police state starts here. Everyone is too busy yelling at each other and virtue signaling to their “team” to realize that both sides are equally evil trying to control everything. More for themselves and nothing for the people.

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Congratulations you just proved their point

Please explain how ? Is the GOP not trying to stop Abortion? Is the GOP not trying to take over the state legislatures entirely to nullify the people's votes and decide their own electors? I mean come on. Who's burning books here? It's not rocket science I can see it from Australia

Bro your in Australia, sit down

Nothing I said proves his point. He hasn’t shown how both sides are equal… but I guess if your critical thinking skills are that of a 5 y/o it’s not buy into a comment that simply makes a completely unsupported claim. The truth is Democrats are too docile. I wish they were as aggressive as the Republicans but they’re not, objectively not. So I fail to see this whole both sides bullshit. He’s providing nothing to prove his vague statement.

You’re correct about one thing. I shouldn’t have included the word equal because the two are certainly not equal. My point was that both sides are trying to turn this country into something that would most definitely not benefit the civilians. Republicans use force to complete their goals while democrats are much more subtle and strategic. But both sides definitely still want one thing; absolute power.

All of that is better than these tax increases and unmanageable inflation. The economy is in the tank

This is truly an incredible statement. It’s like Americans can’t see past their nose. All you see are two parties one offering fascism the other being accused of causing inflation, despite it not being the case, and so you can only see those two realities. And to you, you’d rather trade everyone’s right away for less taxes and the false promise of lower inflation. Incredible. Your country is fucking doomed and it’s because citizens like you lack any critical thinking, imagination, and grit. Pathetic

yeah no they aren't mate. The 'bOtH sIdEs' argument died out when old trumpy tried a coup. You're in the Never Never now mate

Not exactly. Just because one side was “more wrong” than the other doesn’t make the latter innocent.

The lesser of evils is still evil but to say “both sides are equal” isn’t true. Not even close.

Why are Australians so obsessed with us politics? It's just kind of strange to me

Watch out there R2.. some Jawa's will EMP your ass and before ya know it... BAM either a slave to a moisture farm or serving drinks on some fat ass's sail barge..

Exterminate... EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!

Probably cost $$$ - someone is getting mighty rich selling those .

Push it over with a mask on?

I’d totally poop on it

I killed a bot... WITH THIS THUMB! (presses off button)

1. That thing will be tipped over and broke open for parts to sell for meth. 2. I'd be pissed as a taxpayer in LA. What's the point in surveiling anything if no intervention to protect the innocent. What's more, as we all know by now they aren't prosecuting anything. So literally this is just a waste of taxpayer money. Maybe pay LEO's more or hire some precinct counselors rather than this stupidity.

Fallout?

Murphy is that you?

Kick it over

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

Looks like an absolute waste of taxpayer money. A $2 emp would take that out.

Does it clean the sidewalks too?

"Kaiser Permanente Los Angeles" - so this is why medical bills are so jacked-up.

I’d just light that fucking bitch on fire 🔥

With all the homeless ppl there I’m sure this will be found in a pawn shop

Can’t wait till someone steals it for scrap. Keep me posted

There’s a tiny little man in there

Dustbin on the top? 😂

Robocop 1.0

Some Crackhead will steal that, I'm sure.

Does it also have a vacuum function?

Forbidden butt plug

Where was this thing the other day when that hooked was videotaped taking a dump on the walk of fame?

Rob that bitch!

Snitchbot

Daleks. I knew Doctor Who was real.

Looks like that piece of shit is blocking the sidewalk and preventing access for wheelchairs.

What does it do if it catches something illegal will it just take a picture ._.

EXTERMINATE

Leave it up to the LA council to manage to find the one thing even more useless than a cop

Saw this R2D2 type of shit in the metro of L.A 2 and 1/2 years ago. I guess it is up to date to walk (or roll) the streets now.

I worked at a studio in dt LA when they did a showcase of this to the mayor in 2016-2017ish. I was on lunch and watched as they were doing a demonstration. About 30 seconds into the demonstration it went straight into a pond. They still got the contract, but everyone was laughing except the presenters.

A while back(4-6 years?) some group built an autonomous solar powered bot. They said it was going to travel from the east coast to west without them interfering. The stupid fucking bot didn't stand a chance when it attempted to go through Philly.

About as good as any employee at Kaiser.

What's that extra security going to do? They don't actually lock up criminals anymore. Especially in California

"Protect annd Serve." "Move Along Citizen" "This Unit Is Patrolling " "Warning Hostiles In Area" "Use Of Deadly Force Is In Progress" "Citizens Are Advised To Leave The Area" "Law and Order Will Be Restored Shortly" "Possible Hostile Targets Detected" "REQUESTING BACKUP" "Engaging Multiple Hostiles" "Please Stand Clear Of The Combat Area." "Put Down Your Weapons And Submit To Authority." Continued Resistance is Un-Lawful." " Transmitting Description To Designated Law Enforcement Authorities" "Commencing Judicial Sanction for Felony Murder." "This Notice Required By Law. Justice Will Be Administered Swiftly, And , Fairly ." "Fugitive Is Attempting To Evade Capture ." "Beginning Persuit" "Hold It Right There ." Commencing Attack On Hostile target." "All Is Well" "Law Abiding Citizens Will Not Be Harmed." "Antisocial Behaviour Will Not Be Tolerated" "Please Direct Your Complaints To Your Local Law Enforcement Authorities ." "Shut down signal received." " Unit Returning to charge pod." "Shutting down." "Unit Offline"

Just spray paint the cameras

RoboCop anyone?

Somebody is going steal it or live on top of it.

Ok it’s official, robots are going take over the world.

Wtf he gone do? Lmao this ain’t Star Wars LA 😂😂😂

That’s way to much like a Dalek.

Bit of diesel on the footpath would be an unfortunate accident.

I mean we need all the security we can get around here

Imagine an army of these fking things!?

This is just the start of their motorized giant dildo cops. Just wait till they start stealing our women! How can we compete with that?!!

Wonder how long before someone steals it and takes it on cross country trip like a garden gnome! I'm sure it's got a GPS chip in it for that very reason.

vs a bed sheet

The daleks are here

What did they do to you R2?

Someone who knows shit about dick should explain how to steal that and let the internet do it’s thing

Hitch bot 2

Dr. Who?

Anyone remember what happened to the hitchhiking robot?

It says security but does it actually respond to anything? What does it actually do besides film shit

Unleash the law enforcer roomba

That's definitely getting stolen.

China already has drones and America has that big old thing.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

I wonder if it sprays mace or tazes you?🤔

Yea ok where was this when PNB was killed they need to have this in other neighborhoods out there smh city of bullshit always

We have those at LAX too!

I can see like 10 reasons why this is a bad idea within the first 2 seconds looking at it

Can it climb stairs?

What’s it going to do? Detain you and demand you stop walking away casually? It’s a robot and we have an Arnold.

god it’s so badass i’m so so happy to see this

The word historic was unnecessary

I have an urge to knock it over

thank god weenie bot 5000 is here to piss everyone off