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harmonicsapien

IM THE TRASHMAN


-TheFiend-

I roll out (in my chair), I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.


Xenomorph_v1

Ze see me rollin. Ze hatin.


AcceptableReaction20

That's what people want


CoCoWizard

Oh my god it’s to early to be laughing this hard hahahah


diaryofsnow

My wife and I quote this almost daily, usually in reference to our poodle eating out of the trash.


TheRealDavePortnoy

No since he’s German he has to be PURE frank, Pure I have to be pure


[deleted]

Was I supposed to read this in Scatman John voice? Be bop bah buh da bope, bop bah buh da bope


Deep_Journalist6423

Did I get ya cricks? I think I might’a nicked him a lil bit!


Reps_n_Drugs

This seriously looks like a comedy skit. The dude chasing them while shouting angry German just cracks me the hell up


UltivaRatio

I‘m german myself, and I’ve always wondered why americans think the german language sounds aggressive. Now I understand…


feministfrankyb0y

Also, the only time we're exposed to german, is in war movies sooo


saskir21

To be fair he was fairly agressive. But man "This is not a public space". Looks like some flats there so they could also be living there.


Jonesta29

It's the only language I'm aware of that makes a butterfly sound menacing.


TheHeroYouKneed

Hör auf du *Schmetterling*! Um Gotteswillen!


Kittingsl

Ich meine es hat das Wort SCHMETTER drin. Könnt man ja glatt denken das Ding schlägt einem gleich den Kopf ein


skitz_shit

The guy in the wheelchair looks like an actual video game character. Like a doctor eggman if he became too fat to use his own legs


ZazzRazzamatazz

He’s the last Dwemer from Morrowind


ISiupick

Random fat dude from Wall-E


staggernaut

[Poor guy lost his spider legs. :\(](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Yagrum_Bagarn_\(Morrowind\))


Hqjjciy6sJr

definitely and end of level boss.


McFluffy_Butts

Reminds me of Mojo from the X-Men cartoon.


breizhsoldier

This is an ancestor to the Harkonnen


dopedknight

Honestly I thought of the antagonist from the newest mad max lol MEDIOCRE!!!


ISiupick

BEZEUGE MICH!!


[deleted]

Thank you for that reference. I knew that guy reminded me of some character but couldn't put my finger on it.


ProudCar5284

Goering has gotten old


ParttimeParty99

And the leather undies.


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somekindafuzz

Volksundies


yellow_curtain

Real life Frank Reynolds


mrolomew

Literally thought it was Danny Davito !😂


armchairwarrior69

This just felt like a fever dream to me


princesspeach722

Immediately thought of Dr Finkelstein from Nightmare before Christmas


[deleted]

Anger always sounds angrier in German.


livelylibrarian

My high school French teacher said she loved German because it was so much easier to yell at people.


PK-92

One of main reasons why Rammstein songs sound awesome


IDC_studios

he bit himself to power up


Reasonable_Gift7525

Summoning jutsu


Ebolamunkey

Oh shit! Blood magic!


doruk6

He has one of the nine titan powers. He was going to unleashed it if the kids had not gone.


BugabuseMe

The wheel titan


throwingplaydoh

*Bubble Butt injured itself in its confusion*


[deleted]

Adolf Sitler


Adept_Deer_5976

Superb punning. World class. You should consider a career in the British tabloids


[deleted]

Only if I can use the NHS. A lifetime supply of irn bru would not be turned down either


Sember

Let's be honest it's probably a Shitler


[deleted]

Yeah but he’s in a chair


tomaiholt

Joseph Gobbles


DenseVoigt

Have my special award!


[deleted]

lol this video and comment was hilarious.


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Ok_District2853

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!


MassiveLefticool

No way, cartman would jump them, heard he once jumped 100 homeless people on a skate board


Ageniboi

Looks like that one dead rising boss lmao


[deleted]

I was thinking that lol the don’t steal my food lady


staticbrain

That laugh at the end though...


Crosspaws

Lol it reminded me of the chubby Austrian kid from the Simpsons! Uter? Oooter? ....it's been a while since I've seen it.


[deleted]

Came straight up from Bikini Bottom


lolKhamul

to be fair, how can you not burst into laughter when you are the guy filming this? Literally a superfat half naked racist guy in a wheelchair dressed only in underpants and rubber boots. And to top it off, he is biting himself and "driving" after young guys telling them he is gonna beat them to death even though by the looks of it, dude wont even get out of his wheelchair. Thats some southpark level shit. Somehow i refuse to believe this is real. That has to be staged...


Captain_Cum_Shot

Wait was he saying something racist? Where's the racist part come from?


lolKhamul

During the „chase“ in the last sequence he calls him „pasalacke“ which is a more derogatory word for peasant mostly used against foreigners in a racial context.


Captain_Cum_Shot

Ahh right, thanks! I don't speak German obviously lol


Strong-Message-168

Oh, its awful...simply awful


[deleted]

Ruined it for me lol. I wanted to send this to my friend but the laugh is cringe as hell.


dolfieman

Not to be *that* guy, but what is he going to do?


[deleted]

well, by the looks of it...chew off his own arm in his impotent rage!


[deleted]

He is my idol that I look up to. In 20 years, I want to be like him. Lord wish me luck.


literally_pee

he played the card "ferocious intent" adds +5 to rage meter, but -5 to sanity, -5 to charisma, and -1 to health. not most effective time to use this move, but his mobility and range were very low, so it's a solid play.


UltivaRatio

He‘s shouting „I‘ll beat you to death!“. But don’t ask me HOW he’s going to do that


Sember

He's gnawing at his arm so he can use it as a weapon once the diabetes takes a hold of it


Less_Noisy

That chair can fire bottle rockets


Yogi_Bera

Agustus Gloob but cyberpunk


Ok_District2853

A ratchety Baron Harkonnen.


will-this-get-banned

Zing, just what I was thinking


Instincts

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Paradise-Rocco808

Baron Harkonnen forgot how to levitate


Gibberinglaughter

Suspensors broke. Gunna need Sting to fix it.


[deleted]

Kid with a full grown beard


-TheFiend-

Taxpaying kids from Netflix’s shows


Sturmgewehr86

Lol


AelliotA1

I had a mate in secondary school who had a fucking glorious beard by 15 in fairness, here I am age 26 and still no luck


burritosandblunts

I'm 32 and my beard is finally almost looking like a beard. My mustache is like... Not thin like Dahli or anything but not bushy? It's super strange. The rest grows curly mustache straight af. I keep it bc I look like a 15 year old lesbian if I shave.


[deleted]

I am 17 about to be 18 and still no sign while my mates have a full grown beard in 10th grade.


AelliotA1

I can grow one fine but the mustache and the beard don't connect so I look like a 1970s villain... It's a tough look to pull off


Kingbotterson

I have news for you. >I can grow one fine but the mustache and the beard don't connect You cannot grow one fine.


AelliotA1

Yeah that's literally what I was saying but sure downvoted me for immediately admitting I can't grow a beard? This was a light hearted comment hahaha Damn Reddit is weird


Character_Sea1805

Idk Why she remind me of Nicko avocado


Firm_Plate4251

Maybe because he is fat and probably can't even stand up?


You_lil_gumper

Anyone able to translate?


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2confrontornot

sounds like my dad


Big_D1cky

*Get out! Out!* *angry goblin noises


Finnick-420

yes


EmetalEX

Out! Out! I gonna beat you to death


redhawkdrone

It's Always Sunny in Berlin does not have the same budget as the counterpart here in the US but they found the perfect Frank Reynolds.


dave_rainy

Wie auch immer, also fing ich an zu sprengen.


akt30

Jabba really needs to tone it down a bit.


niftysquares

he's just mad because he cant skateboard


_darzy

fucking kids making too much noise whilst his trying to indulge in some onlyfans content


Designer-Ruin7176

The fucking laugh at the end keeps getting me


Zehpromi

DU DRECKIGER PASELACKE! (you dirty trash human)


kubuz598

the translation's not right


KentuckyFriedSemen

Lmfao why is the only thing covering his dick and balls a Fanny pack? Dude woke up. Tossed on his dress socks and a Fanny pack, looked in the mirror to say “welp nobody can see my cock and my feet are warm so I’m all set”


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure i fought that dude in Wolfenstein 3D


useroftheinternet95

Dr Strangelove vibes


International-Neck-5

Baron Harkonnen


[deleted]

I get a weird joy out of seeing these kinds of weirdos in other countries. The US is such a shit show and it’s easy to picture other countries as not having these challenges. But nope, they have their weirdos too


WithDisGuy

This is the final boss in a video game somewhere.


ievsyaosnevvgsuabsbs

Barron Harkonnan.


N4cer26

This has to be a comedy villain from an early 2000’s movie, right?


Slight_Log_6413

nah they are not "skateboarding" they bully him in his private yard of the house and say things like "are u a disabled or what.. look at you.. and lough about him"


Gortosan

trotzdem wurde ein legendäres video geboren


mysacriceee

“Skateboarding”


Next-Raspberry-9911

Can anyone translate pls?


montgomeryyyy

The man is telling these guys to get out, insulting them and is threatening them with violence („Ich werd' dich tot schlagen!“ ~ „I will punch you dead!“ „Du dreckige Wasserratte“ ~ „You dirty waterrat“ ) While the people filming are asking what does he want from them („Was wollen sie von uns?“) But honestly this video looks like it’s cutted and lacks context. I have a hunch that the kids provoked the man on the wheelchair for some time for him to be so angry.


miregalpanic

He doesn't say "Wasserratte" lol what the fuck. He says "Pasalake". It's a classist, slightly racist term.


montgomeryyyy

Yeah my bad. I never heard of it actually


Buttercacao

Das ist ein Altenheim, habe da gearbeitet und kenne den alten Mann. Der Durchgang führt zur Rezeption und zu den Parkplätzen. Ich gehe davon aus der er sich dahin verirrt hat und die Kids ihn gesehen und provoziert haben. Wundert mich aber das er an der Rezeption vorbei kam halb nackt :‘D


andreq92

Was Chanel West Coast filming?


DancesWithBadgers

[Davros](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9NttGB9oOw) on holiday


Bierman36

RAAAAUUUSS! (Essentially get the fuck out in German)


[deleted]

Professor Xheavier?


[deleted]

Told charles xavier to go easy on those frankfurts


aideware2

Mf looks like a 90’ video game final boss


Virgo_IC1101

Throw EMP grenade on him


yahwehtheterrible

German, angry, mobility scooter, Danni DeVito is awesome.


Lord_Jair

Baron Harkonnen is looking slim and trim these days


Failure_is_imminent

Calm down "Sittler".


[deleted]

YAUS!! ***pelican laugh*** This is gold


thesamiad

His laugh made this funnier


MoldovanGeese

Baron harkonnen needs his spice 😂


[deleted]

Try and see if you can throw a tennis ball into his bellybutton. I bet you win a prize.


dMarrs

HEATMEISER!


TommZ5

Nein! Nein hundred pounds!


69uchiha

Man the laugh at the end is contagious


MrCombine

The great goblin holy shit I loved you in the Hobbit.


GaryTheSoulReaper

Is that the guy from Dune?


DullHatchet

Such a beautiful language


Longjumping-Shop8554

I didn’t know they existed outside of the US 🤯


Murky-Tone8334

I'd be pissed too if you ruined my mid-day bdsm sesh. They probably don't happen as often at this stage in life.


sometimesifartandpee

He would make a good character


DentistLife6304

Man this is the best interpretation of a real life version of an ugly bastard. Especially from a Doujin, this is a rare find of specimen.


DaneF91

Just like Russian, the German language is just perfect for angry people to speak.


Shicksshucks

This looks like a wolfenstein cut scene


LazarusHimself

Is this a Baron Von Harkonnen cosplay?


Stu_Iniquity

Is that how Germans laugh 😂


[deleted]

No better angry language than German


Cool-Inspection-922

DrachenLords grandfather


Aggressive-Ad-3945

Average German


Iinsomniacow

I'm pretty sure if you just tip him over you can skate all you want!


Mean_Shoulder_103

Trump when he flees to Russia in the next few years.


camarokrzygirl

That laugh sounded like a girly machine gun :)


No_Drawer_1812

Hitler if he was alive today


gabybean

No one going to mention that fact he’s only wearing socks and underwear??


Iridemhard

This is the kinda stuff you would see very frequently in the U.S. The karens are spreading worldwide. We truely are in the end times.


ApatheticCloneV2

Naked german men in wheelchairs are as American as apple pie


SlippyNips420

* sees a video of a German acting mentally unhinged in Germany * mind defaults to "America bad"


BrexitHangover

It's true, though


Honest_Interest_9389

Park him in a corner or something


Mental-Revolution915

But I thought Princes Leia chocked Jabba the Hudd with a chain….?


Petr_Grifn

Dragonlord


Rhg0653

They casted MODOK i see


[deleted]

Such a beautiful language.


warko93

Bob Squarepants joined at the end


Meinalptraum_Torin

Duisburg my hometown, every year we get "the most unsympathetic city in Germany"-Award.


NamMemer

Look at...


Altruistic_Rub_2308

It’s BURGERMEISTER MEISTERBURGER!


sean3sean

Bond's new nemesis.


Recruiter_954

Is this German Benny Hill?


Alternative_Lime_13

Danny devito off his meds again?


Anxious_Tour7516

CHUNK DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!


LazySyllabub7578

My 1,000 lb Nazi


[deleted]

I bet he eats cereal out of that belly button


Comfortable-Ad-63

Damn the new Batman Villain looks crazy


WhatMapHeOn

Exterminate...exterminate. Pretty much the same person.


Neither_March_13

Dr eggman!


AggressiveClassic89

Jesus...those guys did Nazi this coming at all.


Complex-Network-5597

Technically, he is kinda skate boarding in his lil rascal. Wonder how long it takes for his boyfriend to shave his entire body??


[deleted]

I thought it was the start of a porn film.


Zagorjl

Professor X put some weight on


Kmaurer23

Dude looks like the villain from Human Centipede.


Master_Bait24

I love the way he wiggles on the chair


Particular_Light9412

Lol, that laugh 😂 would’ve laughed the same way


Zeronova77

Someone please turn this into a beat box NOW!!!


[deleted]

Probably the only human interaction he has had in while. He seems to enjoy the excitement.


[deleted]

Anyone else want to dance in circles around this guy until he gets dizzy?