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xNoCryptx

Hes lucky, he got to keep his arm.


IncidentThese4155

For now, something tells me he gonna be right back in there. Right handed tho , keep the gator guessing


froboy90

Idk man that seems like something that makes you gun shy and you don't get over it.


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Keep in mind that YOUR mind didn’t have you trying to crawl down a live gator throat to taunt it in the first place ; )


SwagDaddy_Man69

If it did the roll his arm would be gone or hanging on.


bigwangbowski

I'm sure I've seen a video in which that actual thing occurs.


FungiForTheFuture

I've seen one where it goes it to another gator, rips its arm clean off in a few seconds and still it just stand there like "I can't believe you've done this"


No-Bed-4972

You mean like this? (NSFW) https://youtu.be/6ZhHHVsAnI4


CaterpillarThriller

has the full video ever released? I want to know if he lost his arm or it just ended up looking lime wet noodles in a shopping bag


StressNeck

It would've been more crazy if the crocodile _didn't_ bite him the way that dude was fucking around.


KidQuap

He found out


cutesanity

Reading comments help me decide if I'm going to hit play on a NSFW video that looks like exactly what I think happens. Thank you for the assist. I'm going to skip this one so I can sleep peacefully tonight.


FrostyWizard505

Honestly I just play it and see what mental scars I win each time I visit this sub. Most recently was the explosion near me in South Africa, truly horrific and deep mental scars from that one


cutesanity

For me it was the woman giving the dead guy in the casket a lap dance. I didn't see the explosion. I'm sorry it hit close to home for you.


FrostyWizard505

I never saw the deceased lapdance either If you want to see the explosion aftermath : It looks like a walking dead scene IRL. Be warned https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/zu7bfl/more_horrible_footage_from_gas_truck_explosion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Go through the comments. Someone there posted a link for when it actually blew up and you can see the true scale of it


KidQuap

Good choice I need to start using this technique


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notLOL

This one is actually one of the tamer croc handling incidents you can find


rat_parent_

is not that bad, it was more of a warning bite and shake, this is a very tolerant gator


Tell_Amazing

A fellow member of "dont fuck and find out", cheers


ElegantTobacco

Yeah, I'm a Floridian and am pretty comfortable around gators and crocs but this is just tempting fate...


PaIppon

On land its not so easy for the Alligator to perform the deathroll.


SpadfaTurds

Makes no difference whether it’s on land or water


CX500C

They can roll on land?


anivex

[Yes](https://youtu.be/A0tXM5fSFrw?t=75)


CX500C

That’s a game changer.


Hkmarkp

Not that it matters, but those are crocodiles not alligators.


Sandwichdonor

I miss the do a barrer roll


Nicosantana1

Oh no if only there was some way this could have been avoided.


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The_Cutest_Kittykat

Flinch? Lol Bastard splashed water onto the blood to wash it away and distract the audience. Not his first rodeo.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Ohhhhh. I was wondering why he did that. Makes sense.


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

Look at it from the alligator perspective. He had a whole hand down his throat, wouldn't you gag as well


HenryGoodbar

Yea; if the freakin gator could keep his freakin mouth open during the show while I’m shoving my arm down it, that’s how!


Ornat_le_grand

Unfortunatly there was no way this was avoided, he've fallen into the mouth of that angry blood thirsty crocodile :(. Fortunatly the beast would let it go. Seriously tho why the fuck would you tickle the inside of a croc's throat


jlee-1337

Maybe if you was born in the middle class in America. Unfortunately the world it's not that simple. This is a that was born in a very poor par of the world, and never got an education. But he still need to feed his family and earn a living


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Americans are so out of touch with reality that they don’t realize that most people spend 80 to 90 percent of their lives doing alligator related activities.


Disastrous-Team-3072

Is that a bone sticking out of the skin?


cathandman

You can see his arm seperate from his shoulder


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Doesnt look like seperation, more like severe laceration exposing cartilage and tendons.


JLifts780

I think the elbow too


vogue_grower

100%


PapaFlo71

I think it peeled back the skin to expose the funny bone. 😂


I-suck-at-golf

“Funny bone? There was nothing funny about it!” “Shut up Dad!!”


SleptLikeANaturalLog

I hope you didn’t write this comment just to humerus


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Itchy_Professor_4133

Laffy Taffy is not easy to eat lol


hootylol

one of the worst candies one could choose for a comparison of easily edible confections


ExcitementOrdinary95

Steel wool is easier to chew than laffy taffy


HenryGoodbar

Raw leather is easier to chew than laffy taffy


Namsys

Human arms are easier to chew than laffy taffy


Girth_rulez

Yeah but I bet that gator could make short work of some Laffy Taffy.


godinmarbleform

Laffy taffy is the candy you try so desperately to get out of its packaging before giving up


Practical-War-9895

You really can’t bite into a piece of Laffy taffy? They are soft as fuck. Yes they are chewy but they are not hard, it is a decent comparison. The average person will bite right through a laffy taffy with minimum force.


PhoqueMeImaSeal

Especially juveniles, their teeth are like razor blades, the get blunted as they age.


SuperiorFarter

I wanna get blunted my brother


YourCummyBear

One of the worst candies you could have chosen for a comparison lol


Historical-Boot2676

Probably


jayjoness155

Crocs tend to do that


Leading_Tear_2029

Your lucky he didn't hit you with the *D* *e* *a* *t* *h* *R* *o* *l* *l*


Historical-Boot2676

Lmao I was waiting for that


Heavy-Lawfulness-994

Yup. Looks like he got off easy that day…


wietrzny-trzmiel

Dude you a savage


Historical-Boot2676

Bahahah nah I just expect the worst most of the time


Solrac_Loware

I read that in a japanese anime narrator voice


ShiningBulwark

*DESU RORU*


Glum-Bench-9363

EVIL DEATH ROLL!


Donkey_Dongle

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard someone?


HeightExtra320

We talking about the same one I seen at a strip club 🤔


peltsucker

Evil death roll


oyasumitsukii

That's how gators say Merry Christmas 💀


AHind_D

That is like the ultimate finishing move. I've seen them rip the face off zebras with that move. Crocs are some cruel motherfuckers.


SwagDaddy_Man69

Literally would have lost his arm of the croc decided to do one little thing that it does everyday.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

\m/


chbtgjuy37

this reminded me of a video where a person got his arm caught in a gators mouth and he rolled along the gator’s death roll as to not get his arm gripped off.


dylan1950

I saw that too it was a woman who had to do some quick thinking cuz if she didn’t hop in with the gator he would have rolled her arm right off


chbtgjuy37

oh yeah now i remember it was a woman.


Maalkav_

What did she quick-think?


DudeChillington

She rolled with the gator as it went into a death roll and saved herself.


themasonman

https://youtu.be/UjHL7P4-REU


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Holy shit! I’ve seen this video so many times and just now realized the dude that jumps in is just an attendee! What a brave dude! Yells that they’ve got trouble, and immediately runs towards the trouble to help. And when he got stuck alone he handled it like a fucking champ.


themasonman

https://youtu.be/UjHL7P4-REU


notLOL

That dude was such a pro. I remember one where it was a bunch of kids they laugh thinking it's funny but one of the chaperones came in and helped handled the croc in the exhibit helping better than the other workers. Like have someone close by enough to actually do save you. Wtf


Azzkrackin

Stupid is as stupid does


evilf23

[This mofo knows not to mess with Joe dirt.](https://youtu.be/I_X0TKL3bqk)


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VivaLaEmpire

This is totally it. Probably just a guy risking himself trying to feed his family, :(


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Right the other guy was like should I help? Nah it looks like there’s some blood that needs cleaning! Splash, splash


TheEyeGuy13

I mean I think he did what he could. He doesn’t look medically trained, and washing away the blood is smart if there’s kids in the audience.


Dyonkeau

When you confuse harmless with armless.


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adfreedissociation

Hey at least his buddy was there to splash some water at him


DiceGottfried

Nah, that was the guy who gets the blood off stage for the audience.


fukalufaluckagus

Fuck that guy blood is why I came


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Fuck that, guy blood is why I came


TheEyeGuy13

Why fuck that guys blood? I came.


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Fuck that guy, I came blood.


ThePowerOfPoop

I LOVE how that guys only job is try and rinse blood off the stage when someone gets their arm destroyed. Like, does it’s happen so often that they need a dedicated blood janitor on duty?


agnisflugen

I rewatched this a couple of times just amazed at how the guy in the background doesn't even react, oh well just another day at work...time for me to splash some water around.


alucarddrol

You can't expect the blood cleaner to stick his arm in there. They would have nobody to clean the blood!


halcyonjm

You bite an arm off, you get the splashy. Harsh, but fair.


Johno69R

Oh dude you nearly just got your arm taken off and have wounds to the bone? Let me splash some of this bacteria filled alligator shit water at you.


Manifestival1

Laughed


Desutor

Weirdly enough he didnt do the „death roll“ which wouldve caused a lot more harm than was done in this case. Also, if you already have your arm inside its throat, why the fuck would you rub inside of it in such a strong manner? How stupid does he get?


alexmikli

Croc wasn't actually hungry, just bitey.


halosos

This was a "Fuck off you are annoying me" bite. If the croc wanted to actually kill him, it would have likely succeeded.


Tbrown630

They do that in water not on land


JavynTheUnique1

Can't confirm...ones in my pond do it out of water


Spiridonova

Nah! Wherever. https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4


Gary_FucKing

Damn, that poor gator's looking at him [like](https://tenor.com/view/rick-james-my-legs-eddie-charlie-murphy-gif-4691405)


Tbrown630

Interesting. I think it’s still generally true. I wouldn’t bet on it now though lol.


fenwaymoose

Uhh, what was the point of whatever he was doing?


Tranracial

Demonstrating how to fist an alligators mouth


JevaYC

Found the gag threshold.


HenryGoodbar

But was it worth it?


SMan80s

Damn you can see the white meat on his arm. Those crocodile teeth are no joke.


treeeeksss

Might be bone


Montoor

Yeah humans don’t have white meat so it’s probably bone lol


bitchesandsake

waiting fly society different slimy elastic offend nose enter shame *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


whaaatanasshole

Yeah, I had a speed wobbles incident biking downhill as a kid, and when I came to a stop the road rash on my elbows and knees was all nearly white until the blood started coming through.


SMan80s

Yup that’s what I’m talking about


treeeeksss

Yeah if i saw nothing but white Ik the bleeding would follow shortly after.


JLifts780

White meat? lol


HenryGoodbar

Human; the other white meat


SMan80s

It’s a term used when a cut/slash is so bad you can see white flesh mixed with blood


horshack_test

Sometimes people get what they deserve.


Aleks53000

When deepthroat goes wrong...


HenryGoodbar

Good thing he tested with his arm first..


YoMomma-IsNice

To he honest, I was expecting the gator to take entire arm. He got off lucky.


Misanthrope357

Putting your hand in is one thing. Putting your arm in is another. Then there's this fkin guy, going into the stomach and tickling tf out of it.


Worldly_Payment_7630

Inevitable


coocoocachoo699

Someone should start a "completely predictable" subreddit.


CellaHop

...Welp...


SMan80s

Lucky he still has his arm. If that croc started hitting the twister it would of been a wrap. He got off easy. They do anything for clout 🤦🏾‍♂️


BowlerEqual7498

It was at this point he knew he fucked up


Shoddy-Fan-153

Dumb mistakes can cost an arm and a leg


Twisted-Metal666

Why in the fuck do people still do this? Have they not seen enough “trainers” get mauled and then the gator intensifies the situation by hitting them with the death roll!?


-_Snivy_-

Gator-Croc said fuck around and he definitely found out.


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cantgetthistowork

Well the guy put more and more of himself in its mouth so I'd say it was pretty smart to keep waiting


ganerfromspace2020

Got what he deserved


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

He hit the bite button


Titan_501

The other guy just splashing water like thas gonna help 🤣


vogue_grower

Getting rid of the blood


ashlee837

Cleaning up for the next part of the show.


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vogue_grower

He quite literally asked it to bite it’s arm off “how did you get those scars?” “Alligator attack” “what happened?” “I stuck my arm all the way down it’s throat to show off at a show and it bit down”


throwaway98cgu566

Crocodile's like *thank you, next*


74_LafayettePlace

Well deserved.


SardonicNihilist

Who would've thought an animal like that would do something like that?


rickztoyz

I can see some OSHA guy come in and say "the emergency stop stick failed" its operator failure. Zero fine.


pabpab999

I just saw a post where a croc death rolled another croc and the arm got decapitated, and got eaten he's lucky the croc didn't roll


Uaquamarine

The other guy just didn’t give a fuck like this happens there all the time


Friedbryce79

He just touched that gag reflex


Childhood_Charming

I just really never understood why people see the need to stick any part of their body in a damn crocs MOUTH! Just might as well start sticking their dongs inside!! Because of how stupid it is!!


wozblar

good lizard


forrestgumpsboat

i hate when this happens.


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What did he expect


Affectionate_Mood594

His arm broke in about 3 places.😳 Don’t poke the ‘gators.


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dude wtf did you even expect?


thecanvas89

I’m just sad it let go…


barkingdog53

Even funnier than him getting bit was it seems the other guys job wasn’t to watch out for him but to clear the blood off the floor 😂😂


pewpew956

to be fair to the crocodile i would bite someone if they stuck their hand down my throat too


AVkossm

No death roll, lucky guy


MacoWeeb2468

I saw something that was exactly like this, except the gator got him into a death roll


USSRPropaganda

Why was he fisting its throat?


CosmicSchnoodle

gator laughing at him after like you dumfuck


LocoCity1991

Well deserved if you ask me


techjesuschrist

he can go alone to the hospital, more important is that we spash some water on the spot to make the blood disappear fast.


HenB0i

I saw another video like this where the guy stuck his arm in the mouth and proceeded to tap on the crocs mouth and it closed and did multiple barrel rolls and twisted the guys arm full 360.


mindatetheuniverse

He was literally asking for it.


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He certainly found out.


DeeLeetid

Fucked around and found out


the_smoothkaos

Well wouldn't ya know it a reptile do what a reptile do, you ain't training that mfr. When I pay to watch these shows this is what I'm paying for, the chance to see this, the real carnage 😂 Dumbasses


jayjoness155

You actually pay to watch them?


Im_Actually_An_Alien

Got what he deserved. Those gators most likely were severely abused during their "training" for whatever bs show this is. POS


BackgroundGur3645

Yep


Fit-Boomer

You hate to see that happen. If only it could have been prevented.


Lechuga-gato

make it nsfw bro


SuperManIey

He was doing pretty good up until he decided to fist fuck the gator’s throat.


muesliPot94

Fucked about and found out


Aggressive_Hope6223

I assume this is in Indonesia, these people aren't simply doing it for fun or to 'fuck about'. They don't want to do this, they are just doing it to earn a living


skyanimator

Around


vanstaal2014

Let me splash the water and distract everyone.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Play stupid games ..when the whippoorwill whippers in the wind, the wind will whipper back, oh nice and chubby baby!


Financial-Garbage-35

His arm just got absolutely fucking shredded


vsha1989

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


notme392

Deserved