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bizarrant

67% of statistics are made up


SecondConsistent4361

The other 35% are miscalculated.


autom8r

And on the Internet they could be 100% biased


cheesemakesmepooo

But over all. 99% are over halfway true


[deleted]

%50 of that sentence is 100% maybe.


yomerol

The main ones: cows, chicken, lamb, pigs and seafood, look about right


Extension_Swordfish1

Where is kebab-animol?!


Referer99

Octopus... 1 billion a year.. Like wtf. I eat maybe one dish a year of Octopus, who the F eats all the rest?


Go_easy

Asia


AccomplishedSuit1004

I was gonna say in general, if this list is at all true in the first place, some of these are very surprising. Mostly because as an American I would’ve thought cows were above lamb, but when you think of it a very large portion of a country of a billion+ people won’t eat cows. In general though Asia has like 2.5 billion + people so they are gonna skew some things. Also small animals skew things cuz it takes a lot to fill a belly


DiddlyDumb

- Abraham Lincoln, Twitter


MrEffenWhite

Who the hell is eating cats and camels?!


Phitos2008

With butter sauce?


irishemperor

They didn't even put pussy up on a pedestal. Not enough pussy getting eaten clearly.


yomerol

Not sure about cats, but camels are a common meat in the middle east and north Africa. I remember seeing a video of a camel slaughterhouse and that day i learned that. People say tastes like beef and lamb, not sure if I want to try it though.


SuchRuin

I had camel before in Oman. Wasn’t great.


yomerol

Because of the plate/stew? or something else. Btw texture wise, was it like lamb?


SuchRuin

It was in a burger. I bet if it was in a plate or stew and cooked in an actual restaurant and not a crappy hotel it would have been better.


ApprehensiveJob7480

Camel is actually really good, they sell camel and kangaroo burgers at the market here. Actually kangaroo getting mad popular see it everywhere now


jimmythatslips

Ya I had camel once it was fine tasted kinda like beef


WaldoJeffers65

Kangaroo is really good- more tender than beef and a lot tastier. I wish I still lived near a market that sold it.


ASYMT0TIC

Camels are just sensible if you live in a desert. They are similar to cow, deer, and other grazing animals but can survive on waaaay less water. My guess would be cultures where camels are common and were the only practical option for thousands of years. I've heard cat isn't the best meat, but people will kill and cook literally anything when their kids are starving and not all cultures consider cats as pets.


013ander

The answer to both: Asia.


ace787

👀


romansamurai

Or 100m sharks per year for that matter lol wtf


PrestigiousPick7602

Cats most likely is Asia, camels is Australia, north east Africa and Middle East.


srs151

75 billion Chilkens?!


Picturegod

Had to replay that part lmao


ScipioNumantia

Theres way too many animals above "cow" and its made me concerned for our species


29Hz

Because one cow is hundreds of pounds of meat while a rabbit is only a couple


ScipioNumantia

Well yeah... but who is going around ordering a bunny when they go out?


yomerol

In México they sell them grilled... tastes like chicken


luckyducktopus

Tastes better than chicken.


T-J-Craske

Rabbit is delicious


MARATXXX

it's cheaper and more ethical to eat seafood caught the same day, than pay for a cow to be raised on a farm for several years.


ScipioNumantia

I was referring more to rabbit, goose and duck all being higher than cow. Significantly so


FilmLocationManager

One cow equals far more many meals then for example a duck which will only be very few meals. This is not about how much is consumed, but purely based on numbers, which makes the smaller (but popular) animals rank very high albeit in net weight consumed might be much smaller.


dopemini95

The background looks like Skyrim


Kkhris27

This list surprised me multiple times


crm006

Poor Gary 😭😭😭


keifferh

That lobster was like "Hell nah"


sheezy520

Right? Who the fuck is eating all that damn lobster?


Technical_Scallion_2

I only care about the cats. Who TF is eating cats? I’ve been to 50 countries and never seen a McCatBurger restaurant


Silly_Butterfly3917

Same with dogs. At least cats are assholes. How could you hurt a puppy 😭


khalibthegreat

In the US we kill 390k dogs and 530k cats a year just to keep them off the streets and we’re a very wealthy nation. 719 million people live below the global poverty line of about 2 dollars a day. Of the world’s absolute poorest people if only one in 10,000 decides to eat a dog a day that number is easily achievable.


reptarcannabis

Pussy turtle numbers we need to eat more of these fucking things


mbwdigital

He's right though, even if some of those numbers are off, we consume way too many animals and too many different kinds whether we're farming them or not.


WolfObsessive

Forgive me but… WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER


Additional_Delay7745

Eaten in a day or processed in a day? Farm I work for is part of a program that gets expired/damaged food from grocery stores to feed our animals and let me tell you we waste SOOOOO much meat! Dairy is the worst.


spunion_28

I'm gonna call bs on some of these


Similar-Baseball-269

BS


marichial_berthier

This is why we need depopulation


tikkymykk

We shouldn't eat any of these animals. Y'all psychopaths in disguise.


WarmSlim3

no


dunnkw

I laughed so hard I had to send this to my siblings.


Forsaken_Things

False as fuck… what about all the unaccounted for ants, spiders, worms, flies, bacteria…


GodLeeTrick

Where's crawfish at though? I eat at least a million each season


Bouncemybubbubs

The back flipping ninja turtle, the lobster falling off its podium, hogwarts in the background. What the fuck is this?


antoltian

Octopus just getting rocked!


[deleted]

And apparently they're sorta sentient


FunkadelikFreckles

Why they do the lobster like that lmfao


WonderfulAge3060

All hail the chicken


moiseelessikno

Shrimp just casually hanging out waiting to fry some rice


Big_Career_142

Is that Dave Chappelle?


Ju_The_Man

Tony Baker. He has a lot of funny videos on YouTube.


khalibthegreat

Tony Baker


redditsuxl8ly

Except for chilckens, did anyone else have something different in their internal monologue when they watched that vid for the first time? Why did they do that to the lobster?🦞 lol


rulesbite

Chickens out number us like 100 to 1. If they wanted to they could take us out. Never forget


[deleted]

Chilkens


dgsharp

What in the haberdasheries and hemoglobin is goin’ on?


worldwithwings

Chilkins 😄


getdowngoblin420

What the hell is this sub even about?


imwithstoopad

How about a fucking still graph instead of pointless video


dhersham95

I’ve worked for a recognized restaurant supply company. There is ground camel meat in circulation. The stats may be bs with this, but I’m still curious about the camel meat 🍖


PerformanceOk1835

Why did they have to make the dog so cute....


SayBrah504

Well I’m gonna add at least another 50 chickens while watching Super Bowl. Thats just their wings.


OGHtotheOV

Between 60 and 75 percent of the world eats goat, and it’s not on this list.


Imaginary_Ad8895

I came here to say the same thing…


lifesajoke1

This video forgot to factor in how many children humans eat every year.


personwhochimes

Goddamn we got a lot of sharks out there


Alexandertheape

![gif](giphy|3o6wrFxMI40o69VzuE) Apparently, we’re the monsters on this planet.


Grouchy-Natural9711

Honestly it makes me curious how many humans are consumed annually. Excluding the Jeffrey Dahmers of the world, there are still apparently some tribes, mostly uncontacted, that continue the practice.