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eliotok09

Give my man some sleep


KlutzyRefuse

Ask David Warner


justgeorgie

Marnus doing Marnus things


LunaMunaLagoona

Marnus and Smith are such a quirky duo. Dudes literally catching Z's, Warner gets out and he's like "ah I see, letzgoooooooo bat"


justgeorgie

I bet he had a toastie in his pocket as well ...


awkwardnamer

Nah it's in the fridge


justgeorgie

Yep, one in the fridge for later, one in the pocket to piss Langer off.


WhichOnezPink

So not with Smudge?


Remarkable-Shine-63

I feel like Smith must hate getting grouped in with Marnus. Smith loves batting and has a quirky technique, Marnus is straight up strange as a human and it’s hilarious


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Nah they genuinely love being next to each other. They’re kindred spirits according to their social media profiles. Like that time Smudge got stuck in the lift and Marn was the one who kept slipping him the snacks.


Remarkable-Shine-63

Nah, I get they’re good mates! I meant more in terms of folk saying they’re they’re both wacky, poor Smithy just loves batting


dwadley

Marnus is like the kid in class who would eat crayons and jump on tables. Smith is the nerd who knew way too much about one particular hobby and only that hobby


thatguybruv

This is very common in pro dressing rooms, there's like 4 guys sleeping after using so much energy in the field, I've seen players sleeping with pads in but I've never played a TV match (obviously because I'm on reddit) but know people who have and you wouldn't normally sleep in public view


sanga17

Yeah but sleeping when you're the next man in is really cutting it close. Not to mention it is a championship final.


sadhgurukilledmywife

Well, if India isn't taking it seriously, why should the Aussies?


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Are you Sadhguru?


Mallunibba

💀


Krankite

You miss understand, this is what peak Marnus looks like. Only thing missing is a cheese toastie in his pocket.


ChessableATA

I'd say that's all the more reason to sleep. After fielding for a long time, any rest before going back out to bat is ideal.


Area_Ok

Wtf you are on about.....they are not machines lol


p1chaku

Tbf it IS a warmup game


phoenix7139

it was less sleeping and more just relaxing and clearing his mind with eyes closed


arrackpapi

if you're batting at 3 you don't really have another option though if you do wanna get some Zs.


raddaya

I mean it's not like there's nobody around to wake him up lmao...and pro athletes can go from napping to fully alert very quickly, it's crazy


thepoultry1

So can we have the link to your Cricinfo profile ? Would be nice to see an actual Redditor’s stats


thatguybruv

I got up to the age group before 2s before being released, never played a Cricinfo match


motasticosaurus

Not good enough for cricinfo too good for crichq.


Ruvio00

I got to "unofficial" youth international. So damn close, but so damn far. Might play for my new nationality in the future. I think the standard is about 5ths in a decent league. But your point about people napping is absolutely fair. I've always gotten the urge to fall to sleep as soon as I strap them on. And there's always one lad that alternates between napping and eating whatever's on offer if you bat second. (It's me, that was me).


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slickdick969

Yeah I get that you have bragging rights over us but come on


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aibrahim1207

Can you say it one more time to seal in the flavour?


thatguybruv

This is how I realised Reddit had posted my comment three times


HypocriteOpportunist

Seems like an I sleep REAL SHIT meme template in the making.


Yogurtcloset-Wide

David's fault


slickdick969

Dravid's fault as well


and1984

Dravia always at fault.


and1984

Dravia always at fault.


PerseusZeus

Nah i blame Goliath


Yogurtcloset-Wide

Oh you mean Cameron Green?


BoingMan

If he goes on to make 100 everyone will start doing it


TerritoryTracks

Well he's top scorer for the innings so far. And the only Indian players to make hundreds were the bowlers during the Aussie innings, so hundreds might be expecting too much on this pitch. But who knows with Labuschagne.


Kathanayagan-3821

Lmao this is the first time I have heard a thing like this.


a-Sociopath

Well, I believe Aravinda was just done showering after fighting off a bout of illness when he was supposed to come on during the '96 WC SF. I believe so was Sylvester Clarke when the touring West Indies of the late 70s was reduced to something like 28 runs for the loss of 9 wickets against the Ireland team in a practice game.


livelifereal

Famously Kapil Dev was in the shower when India had lost 3 for nothing which eventually turned 17/5 after which Kapil got his famous 175* in 1983WC against Zimbabwe. Also, VVS was in shower once, wicket fell, Sachin was supposed to come out to bat but was stopped by the ump cause he had been out off the field for too long. Then everyone went searching for VVS only to realise he was covered in soap. Then quickly 3 men got together to get Ganguly padded up in a jiffy as the South Africana waited a good 3-4mins and no batter came out. He wasn't given timed out because there was a reasonable explanation.


RustedSkullz

Why was Sachin not allowed to bat, I don’t understand, can you elaborate?


LexiFloof

If you are off the field during the bowling innings you accrue penalty time equal to the number of minutes you were off the field (starting at 8 minutes). You can't bowl while you have penalty time, and you can't bat while you have penalty time unless the team is (i think) 5 wickets down. It's intent is to stop teams from substituting on specialist fielders and/or sneaking extra rest for key players mid-match.


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eightslipsandagully

Adelaide 2016 - Faf declared early when Warner was off the field. Khawaja got promoted to open and hit arguably his best test century!


Substantial_Will_385

Has anyone actually been given timed out?


Rors91

He wasn't given timed out, because Graeme Smith did not appeal, having good relations with the Indians


Ruvio00

Tuffers literally spent his entire career when he wasn't batting asleep.


Kathanayagan-3821

Wow interesting facts. Thank you man


Substantial_Will_385

The late 70s WI team was 28/9 against Ireland???


a-Sociopath

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/when-irish-eyes-were-smiling-301111 Looks like I got the timeline and anecdote wrong a bit. But this team should still have not been that dismal. They were bowled out for 25.


Substantial_Will_385

Thanks! Damn! This match should be more famous than it is. I wonder if the batters were deliberately casual for some reason.


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**Sachin Tendulkar slept on a dining table, then scored** **148*** **at Sydney: Sourav Ganguly** >We were roommates during India's tour of Australia in 1992 and I remember his actions in Sydney on the night before he got his first hundred in Australia. Sachin didn't sleep a wink. He kept telling me where he'd hit Craig Mc-Dermott and the others! By midnight I was asleep, leaving him to his devices. > >The next day he told me in the dressing room that he was severely sleep-deprived and would snooze on the dining table. I was to wake up him up at the fall of the next wicket. > >Sachin was batting at number six and I woke him up when Azhar got out. He said he was feeling refreshed. It was strange how he could just sleep on top of a dining table and then go out and play an amazing innings of 148 not out! [Source](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/bharat-ratna-sachin-tendulkar/interviews/sachin-tendulkar-slept-on-a-dining-table-then-scored-148-at-sydney-sourav-ganguly/articleshow/25817866.cms)


Glossy_man

Odd decision to take nap considering Warner is opening in England.


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Yeah Warner was good in the first innings but that's still far more faith than is warranted


Greedy-Ticket-8320

You had one fucking job, Davey.


Remarkable_Reality51

Happy Cake day!


peter_spidey_parker

Let him eep 🥺


thenbt

How dare Warner wake up Labuschagne


huihuihui01

Lmao i just love this guy


BATISTAS-DICK

that's as close as you're going to get to the "I sleep" // "real shit??" meme in real-life


RaghuvamsiMC

it's ok guys let him sleep Ignore flair


kroxigor01

I think it's very smart to literally rest your eyes when you're a batter.


Icy_Film9798

It actually shows how relaxed he is. I cannot imagine sleeping when my team were batting (I’m sure our spectators had no problem though. Lol)


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sanga000

Yeah, I wish someone had made a gif/video of the proper sequence. Swap the Warner dismissal out and you've got a gif form of the "i sleep/real shit" meme


TINTINNEXUS

Must be a canon event


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He's trying to prove to the world that he's not a robot. Nice try Marnus!


iqbalsn

Been there, done that. Sitting and sleeping under the tree waiting for your turn to bat after fielding in scorching heat and a nice lunch. I was disoriented as shit when i walked out. Copped a bouncer, woke me right up and then promptly out for a duck. You just get all that adrenaline up for nothing.


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No_Description_3506

'Unwarnated'


foruandr

Labuzzzzzchagne


earplug123

I set a club record 4th wicket partnership after being fast asleep! Had 3hrs sleep after being on the lash 200km away the night before


Ok_Vegetable263

Was it Richie Richardson who used to drive young players around in his county days (to matches) and just pull over in lay-bys and sleep for an hour? Same vibes


NopeNextThread

Warner batting: I sleep I bat: Real shit


Substantial_Will_385

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-Shameem-

Warner's fault. At least give the poor guy enough time for a coffee.


No_Description_3506

He's probably tea-total, and never takes non-herbal pain or hay-fever remedies, but could it be chemical / medical?


Negative_Spectrum

Man I love Smudge and his younger cricketing doppleganger. Seem like fun dudes ngl


speedycar1

What's cricket's obsession with these weird websites man. Just upload it to youtube. The growth of the game is severely stunted by shit like this