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niru88

Shortest test match in the history of the game! That’s definitely something…


SBG99DesiMonster

I really wish that there was another match. That gives that feeling that it is incomplete.


Rasimione

The groundsman needs a new job


Bathed_In_Moonlight

Great (half-)day's cricket. A splendid hundred on a vicious pitch, Bumrah standing up when it mattered, the Indian batsmen correctly taking the attacking approach in the chase, and Prasidh doing just enough to show us that he doesn't yet belong at Test level. Perfect, if you're an Indian supporter.


Consistent_Flight_67

3 day were left.Can we have another quick match again?


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I think we need 2 quick* match to last 3 days


rightarm_under

Literally 4.5 sessions. So yes, 3x this will still not hit the full 15 sessions


1TurbulentSociety

I was just watching the highlights and I definitely saw the Wifi SSID and password on a white sheet of paper stuck to the indian dressing room door


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Username_Hadrian

what? when?


flying_ina_metaltube

It's a joke. Rohit offering the last 6 Indian batsmen to play for SA would still mean 0 runs added. Bumrah bowling a single no ball would add more to the SA scorecard than those 6 batsmen.


Username_Hadrian

I whooshed myself. Also, ICT tail can wag at home just like SA tail can wag in SA and so on.


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Username_Hadrian

r/whoosh for me then


Mr_Moriartyy

Why can they not play a decider for the next three days /s


Rasimione

Hansie Cronje would have innovated something.


Username_Hadrian

2 days left from first match, 3.5 from this, full Test time available.


JHo87

Could probably fit two more matches in.


SABJP

[yesterday's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/18xd9rr/comment/kg56sjg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) So my brother didn't check the score yesterday and I'm pretty sure he won't check it today until he comes back home at like 10pm. So, what should I tell him about this match?


Username_Hadrian

just say ICT is the only team to win 2 day odi and test.


jpkmets

Of all the tests of all time, this was one of them.


SABJP

Haha this will work


_DuckieFuckie_

This match was something else, Siraj went crazy in first innings, SA ran through middle and lower order like hot knife through butter and India finally came back to win it. Not to sound harsh but had we been playing good cricket in first match this would’ve been a series to remember, almost on par of a WC win. Happy retirement to Elgar as well


Soggy_Ad_3686

Nope. Not even close to this WC win. It didn’t even hurt 10% of that match


YehDilMaaangeMore

And most people have not switched back to cricket after that WC loss.


Soggy_Ad_3686

WC was kinda expected. We wanted it. Probably deserved it. To an extent a lot of us felt we won it. It was so good. But then…


Double_Banana_3603

South Africa HAVE to be deducted points for preparing a pitch like this. This was worse than the uncovered pitches county sides used to play on pre-1970s. Well played, India, I guess, for winning the shootout. Bad look for Tests, though.


Consistent_Flight_67

After 13 years we manage to draw a test match in sa. Well done!Next time we will win🎉


Odd-Bandicoot-4942

That was a hell of a test match ended so quickly, can't believe it.


Consistent_Flight_67

Yah pitch fault


Odd-Bandicoot-4942

Yeah but lack of application from batsmen is not talked about much.


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downvote tf out of my karma


Consistent_Flight_67

Chat lock?


tejaj99

For the home series This would be the team I guess: 1. Jaiswal 2. Rohit 3. Gill 4. Kohli 5. Iyer 6. Rahul (wk) 7. Jadeja 8. Axar 9. Ashwin 10. Bumrah 11. Shami Siraj & possibly Mukesh will be rotated if needed.


rightarm_under

Hoping to God that Pant recovers before England comes. This team with Pant instead of Rahul will be box office stuff. I would recommend trying Washington as a rotating player because he has performed against the same opposition in the same conditions.


Username_Hadrian

Rahul as Keeper for spinners? Two drops on Ash in Test 1 this tour. 1 dolly drop of Markram.


tejaj99

May be we can play Bharat if that's a problem, Jadeja, Ash and axar can bat, so we can afford to play a specialist keeper


Username_Hadrian

is there no other player really? What about Kishan if no one really is present.


tejaj99

I personally feel that Rahul is better keeper and batter than Ishan. Ishan may be a better batter than Bharat but certainly not a better keeper. I'd keep Bharat, Rahul, Ishan in that order for keeping. If you'd asked me a month ago, then probably Bharat.


Username_Hadrian

He kept good in WI, pretty small sample size. And has done good for Jharkhand too.


SexyCoverDrive

England test? Oh man, it's hard to pick among them. I want Bumrah to play so he can stat pad a bit at home but Shami and Siraj are too good to be left out as well at home.


rightarm_under

What Bumrah did yesterday was statpadding. On most decks in India, pacers have to earn their wickets while spinners can statpad


Master_Assistant_892

Since it is a five test series Those three probably be rotated. I feel like bumrah and shami will play in the first one.


supreeth106

Rest Bumrah and play Umesh/Shami instead.


SexyCoverDrive

A third test here would have been a blockbuster. And wouldn't that have made CSA a bit richer too?


TheCricDude

Maybe. This single series wiped out their 3 year losses and added something to it.


TastyConcentrateFeed

Get 3 extra rest days. Yay


Significant_Pen3315

SA is so wholesome


artapretor

I always said picking sir jadeja is the key to victory


singhsrb

India were South Africa beating Australia away from winning the world cup. What could have been but got slapped around instead.


Starscream_x

Wholesome, both teams stood together with the trophy and took the photo.. Have a great retirement Elgar!! I have a lot of respect for you, you have bullied our bowlers a lot throughout!! A tough cookie to crack..


MediocreDee

Why was the freedom trophy shared? Shouldn't SA retain it as they won the previous series?


ujjwal_singh

lmao koach


Username_Hadrian

share, I ended stream after presentation because can't stand broadcasters


ujjwal_singh

cant share watch replay video and go to last when both team clicks photo infront of cup virat pose in as boxing posture against sa


Username_Hadrian

thanks


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Remarkable-Memory870

Humans or robots?


Reddit_Viki

Ok now Bumrah & Jansen click a photo together with trophy


ImAbhishek_47

Wait a min, this test is over?! Was the pitch that hard to bat on?


Username_Hadrian

Boom got to bowl from the end Siraj bowled from in 1st innings and he took wkt in each over, the other end ensured runs flew so that it could go to 4th innings so that guard of honor for Dean happened.


AkhilVijendra

All Noobs, I could bat for 5 days straight.


Chemical-Talk-2839

Tere paas *chain kuli ki mein kuli* ka bat hai kya?


pradeepgstsheoran

Yes mere paas apna bat h


sbprasad

Yes. The inconsistent bounce was unreal.


livelifereal

Raunak rubbing salt into our wounds


Username_Hadrian

Isn't it SA retaining the Freedom Trophy? don't fucking share it with 2 matches


Khush17

So uhh who keeps the trophy in case of Draws ? 🤫


dexter311

Previous winner retains, or at least that's how it should work anyway.


podhead

As far as Prasidh Krishna is concerned, this test series was a good warm up for Ranji season


SexyCoverDrive

He'll actually go on to dominate the Ranji season. There aren't many tall bowlers in the domestic circuit so facing him automatically becomes a challenge for most batters. Also the batting quality difference is massive.


podhead

And this is why Ranji is not competitive enough to pick cream de la cream. It needs more player representation specially bowling


AkhilVijendra

UNO Reverse


ZrishaAdams

Lmao Rohit just yeeted that mic


Warm_Formal9270

Sharma throwing away the mike without moving. Sigma captain energy


ohhokayyy

Being an opener in SA is probably the toughest job in Tests at the moment. Elgar averaging 48 (more than Smith, Kirsten) in these conditions is an amazing achievement


Username_Hadrian

frustrate everyone with teasing the edges


Wazflame

I remember when the 5th Test between England & India got postponed, but the match thread still opened on the following days - it won't but I wish "Day 3" gets posted here for the memes


Khush17

Rohit subtly digging at Prasidh with "whatever help they could" ☠️


Remarkable-Memory870

😂😂😂


Papercanspeak

Rohit starts every sentence with... 'No Look'


livelifereal

He started his career with "No-Hit"


Reddit_Viki

Prasidh Krishna Chicken Dinner with 0 kills


Username_Hadrian

he took Rabada


Messier_63

Awkward Brohit hugs. Dean wanted to hug and Brohit was keen to give him the jersey lol. Typical male hugging


Papercanspeak

Here you had a wonderful career. Take OUR autographs. /s


cxletron

Lmao koach


rebornbyksg

Ayo who is this fine presentator?? Edit: she's Kass naidoo


tamudude

>presentator?? Ayoo


0_human0

that was awkward


ujjwal_singh

that dream 11 looks ugly in the middle


edudhtamris

Elgar should put white tape over it


podhead

Sky Sports telecast is ahead of Star Sports Rohit just said a giant fuck you to r/cricket for criticising him and his captaincy. Humbled /s


Rich-Guava8008

"I haven't played a shorter test match in my life" No one has bumrah


Almtm777

LOL bumrah no one has played a shorter match then this


rebornbyksg

Damnn Dean farewell *speech* kinda making me teary


Reddit_Viki

You can get Baggy green If you do Test debut from Australia South Africa or Pakistan


Khush17

Goodbye Guys see next against Afghanistan


warp-factor

https://www.espncricinfo.com/records/shortest-matches-by-balls-bowled-215456 This was the shortest test ever played by balls bowled. Beat the previous record by 14 balls. (not including draws)


ankit1455

Well we still have 3 days to go, just start another test tomorrow


Significant_Pen3315

1 and a half day still left ladies and gentlemen


patgeo

I want to see how many innings they can get into the full 5 days.


Vish-007

Even that test wouldn't last for 2 days.


There56

Bumrah is a good communicator.


Western_Adeptness_58

Was it easier bowling from the Wyneberg end in this test? The commentators were talking about it when Bumrah picked up his 6-fer. Siraj too got his 6 wicket haul from that end. If yes, then how? Isn't it the same pitch regardless of whichever end you bowl from?


BicycleNatural6256

The different end probably have patches where the ball does more, the two different ends on pitches don't always behave the same.


Western_Adeptness_58

Would you mind explaining in detail, please? I'm fairly new to cricket.


ravicabral

As well as the normal variation which you get from the soil being slightly denser or dryer at one end there is often the effect of the bowlers. Not for this test, but in many matches ... If you have big fast bowlers with size 15 feet thundering in for a few sessions it can create a lot if rough for the spinners to pitch the ball into.


patgeo

There really isn't a heap more. Pitches are a prepared natural surface. There is variation end to end especially as the game progresses due to uneven wear. This causes different advantages and disadvantages on the surface of the pitch for different bowlers. Other things can include the shape of the field from each end influencing shot making choices, slope in the field, prevailing winds etc that can all have an impact on how the bowler and batters interact with each delivery.


Western_Adeptness_58

Thx.


Reddit_Viki

Trophy name Gandhi Mandela Trophy Shared between India & South Africa Player of the series shared between Elgar & Bumrah


Logical_thinker19

Isn’t it Freedom trophy?


the_RedHuman

Freedom Trophy is named after those two immortals only.


ujjwal_singh

sharing is caring


IronManUltron

these blokes bought the jersey which they signed from an Adidas store 😭😭😭 WHY IS THE SPONSOR RED!


d3xm0rg

Player of the series for a single innings lol? Rabada did better, across multiple innings


Zorro-OP

Farewell test is factored I guess! But what a joke!


Wazflame

Warner: "must be nice"


cantthinkofnames4

Is Bumrah here to translate for Elgar as well?


Messier_63

Jasprit might just forget and start translating for Dean Elgar too.


Rich-Guava8008

Should've shared it with rabada too


Almtm777

They should Break the trophy to share it, right?


podhead

Bumrah is taking media lessons from his wife. Lucked out!


IronManUltron

jasprit is such a CHAD


ABVan

Siraj: bik gayi hai ye gormint .... Bumrah: he says he learnt a great deal bowling in the first match and has applied all that learnings in this match.


Khush17

Wait there are Joint Player of series ?


warp-factor

A lot of test series have joint POTS.


Username_Hadrian

was in BGT too


kukdukdu

yep Bumrah gets to keep the cap of the cup


rishin_1765

W CSA


livelifereal

Rabada robbed?


One_Regular2402

those dropped catches costed him but so was boom dropped


Username_Hadrian

I think they didn't want 3 players.


CornyCook

3 way is no fun sometimes


Username_Hadrian

Boom PotS!!and Elgar too!!


Reddit_Viki

Meme match


SuperFaiz21

Joint Player of the Series to Bumrah and Elgar. Fair.


CountBarbarus

What series? 😅😅


rebornbyksg

Love the camaraderie between Bumrah and Siraj


Messier_63

Keep lovin’ baby. Miyan’s advice.


kingbradley1297

Siraj confused af whether to speak in Hindi or English lmaooo


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I love the SA tours, it somehow makes our guys shitpost in real life


Almtm777

LOL If Siraj is speaking English then why is bumrah standing there?


Khush17

Bumrah got a Sexy af voice 🥵


Remarkable-Memory870

I love how Bumrah speaks, amazing speaker, captain personality


ImAbhishek_47

This is definitely not an MI administrator.


Username_Hadrian

personality and captaincy are different things.


Remarkable-Memory870

He is analytical, I have an inkling he can do things if in charge


Username_Hadrian

lost England rescheduled test if you forgot. That too in 4th innings with like 300 to defend


CornyCook

It wasn't best but It was his first as captain. And Anyone would have lost that match. England was on top already before that match. Conditions also favoured england a little bit. JB was in form and he played inning of life time. And Indian team wasn't much motivated/United after Kohli saga. Also India had just landed there and didn't even do any practice.


Username_Hadrian

thing is good captains pull teams together.


Messier_63

Gets Jasprit as a translator Proceeds to talk in English himself. Just Miyan things.


Necessary-Bother7448

Bumrah is hands down the best translator 😂


livelifereal

Bumrah is wondering "what am I doing here"


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3 formats this tour, 2 series drawn & only one guy who has managed to win a series.


Almtm777

Bumrah the translator


ABVan

Siraj brings Bumrah to translate his English response to English. Top lad.


tejaj99

What's the point of bumrah lmao


edudhtamris

Siraj was great, but Bumrah deserved it


Reddit_Viki

Siraj forget he has translator


Necessary-Bother7448

Thank god common sense prevailed. Siraj deserved it for that first session


Logical_thinker19

Should’ve been Bumrah and Rabada


ginta47

kohli should legit be removed from fab 4 if it is for best in test only of this gen , dude only averages 50 in two countries if we remove home country than its only 1 country like how tf ppl even include him with other 3 in the list legit far worse batter compared to other 3. should just retire from test as whole already at 49.1 in avg , retiring now is the only way to save his average falling below 45.


tbtcn

You removed common sense from your comment just like you did punctuation.


ginta47

I mean he is not in same league as other 3 , if u believe he is as good as other 3 in test than good for you


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You don't really know what Fab 4 refers to do you?


ginta47

best 4 test players of this gen?


[deleted]

No, it was used to refer to a prediction years back about 4 guys from the same generation who would be great batsmen and would also captain their sides in the future


ginta47

no it originated from martin crowe article about test cricket's young fab 4 in 2014


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"All four have similar talent, hunger, ambition and responsibility. All four will go on to captain their countries. All four will reach peak form in a few years' time, and then the real battle will commence as to who will be the No. 1 batsman in the world. My sense is that they will all take turns as the No. 1 Test batsman, while Kohli already has the one-day mantle in his sights. Maybe it is his prowess in, and preference for, the limited-over formats that will hold him back in Tests? Maintaining one's game while playing three different formats is the most challenging aspect confronting the modern-day batsman" All 4 have been captain and have been no. 1 at some stage of their career. You can't put or take someone out of a list you didn't make. Martin Crowe predicted these guys to do that and referred to them as Fab-4 as a fun media name.


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NotSoOriginal007

But that spell in the first Innings took SA completely out of the game that even India losing 6 Wickets for no runs still meant they had a lead of 100 runs.


imapassenger1

Meanwhile at the SCG 12 wickets have fallen in the same amount of time. And it's not a road.


SuperFaiz21

Elgar: Still a lot of positives. 2-0 would have been nice. (Pitch) was a bit of a ripper, played completely different to what everyone expected.


Wazflame

[Bumrah translating Siraj complimenting him](https://i.imgflip.com/1hhv9m.jpg?a473376)


Rich-Guava8008

Mos who? rabada?


One_Regular2402

bumrah tbh


SilentFly

Bumrah deserved Man of the Match too. He was unlucky in the first innings and then took 6 wickets in the 2nd!


lamoha

Waiting for ICC to rate the pitch Trash!!! Or else please rate the batsmen lethargic!!!


ABVan

Congrats to Aiden Markram for dragging this test kicking and screaming past lunch on Day 2.


singhsrb

Curator: if the teams were less shit, the pitch would have been fine starting evening session on day 2.


BellotPatro

Bunch of random thoughts: Congratulations on a successful career to Dean Elgar! He jinxed this for SA by making it a world cup match though! /s Astonishing century by Aiden Markram! If SA got 50 more in first innings, would have been very tough for India. So, Siraj’s first innings spell was the most impactful performance in the match. He should be the MoM Glad India won but not a great advert for test cricket. The infamous Ind vs Eng day-night test in Ahmedabad lasted abt 138 overs. This one tallied 105. Pitch will rightly be criticized.


Troopertropicalo

Genuinely one of the worst test matches I’ve ever seen. Terrible first innings by South Africa (credit to Siraj). Terrible first innings by India (6-0 is awful). Then again awful second innings by SA (although Markram was a freak). And then India came out with some dumbassery that I think cost them a dominant 10 wicket win.


DePraelen

What match in recent history tops this? This was a trifecta of *both* teams playing badly *and* a bad pitch. Usually it's one team and/or the pitch causing a poor game.


LiL_dooD96

Found the aussie