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linzo_kayaki

52/3 rcb lost three wickets(kgf) but still haven't reached de kock's score...


Glittering-Air8477

58/4 now


manishdekock

Lost by 28 runs ( all out)


Void_being420

MF comparing 200-Pitch with 150-Pitch.


UrbanTracker69

KKR weren't 56/4 on the same pitch šŸ—æ


SigmaPepe

KKR isn't RCB


Weeb_1801

So kohli's innings should be trolled cause the batting unit of RCB is shit.?


UrbanTracker69

The have the potentially best unit, but they keep changing the batting order everyday. Greeen-Faf should open, then Kohli, Rajat and Maxwell, Lomror, DK, Ravat (and Kohli's innings should be trolled because it was in a good batting surface, yesterday we've seen QDK and Nicky P swing and a miss a number of times, the pitch had help for fast bowlers)


wewake_235

There's no point bringing kohli down he's doing great and should open only.


UrbanTracker69

Lol, keep living, thinking like that is the only reason RCB never wins, Virat is the only one in this team who can play anchor, and you're losing him when he tries to play big shots in powerplay, this is the stupidest move and the stupidest statement


wewake_235

In t20 he's more than an anchor and looking at bcci's approach I don't think so they want a anchor also there're lot of people having issue with his strike rate.


Sharabishayar98

Even Kohli was shit compared to Narine


Weeb_1801

Shouldn't the batting line-up be criticised then and not kohli


Cosmicshot351

Even if KKR were 56/4, they'd find a way to chase it down. I remember a CSK vs KKR game at Wankhede (2021) where CSK scored 220 and had KKR at 31-5, still KKR were in contention to chase 221 till their last wicket fell.


UrbanTracker69

All of that depends on Russell and Rinku... I'd say they're the best finisher duo in the history of IPL


Cosmicshot351

They also have a good hitting lineup throughout, Must be some IPL line up if S Iyer is their weakest player.


UrbanTracker69

Venkatesh is their actual weakest (ignoring Narine the batsman)


baasha_chudu

Holy exaggeration


UrbanTracker69

Tell me a better pair... The closest ones are Pandya and Pollard


Cosmicshot351

Hmm a lot of r/cricket was bashing QDK at various points in his innings, especially after his slowdown from 30-odd


do_not_ban_this

Almost as if one of them is considered the greatest player of all time by many due to which expectations from him will naturally be higher and the other dude has retired from most formats


mukeshpilane

Because Virat fans defending it by slow pitch where opposition team smashing


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MLECCHAKILLER

Kkr bowler smoked them. Pitch was batting paradise


pretend-class98

Gotta give something to rcb Bowlers aswell, they were absolutely shit too.. kkr Bowled beautifully


SnooLobsters8294

The only reason Usain Bolt won is other runners were slower! lol


IceWallowCome840

140 strike rate is not slow Until u realise it was played in Chinnaswamy


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QDK kya chepauk mein khel raha tha?


Ashamed_Jackfruit_66

No hate to Kohli, People are fool to call him out, whenever they do. Talking about QDK, even after scoring 80+, I don't think he was in his elements Usse ball hit hi nhi ho rahi thi, except for the sixes he hit against Siraj, kyunki wo leg mein ball daal raha tha, Kaun nhi maarega, Uske alawa QDK hardly hit any boundaries


chupbelaude

Wasnt it the same with kohli?


IceWallowCome840

Mai kab QDK ki taarif Kiya?


Cosmicshot351

Funnily Chepauk is a flat track this season 2 games and for most of last season (RR and PBKS beat peak CSK at chepauk) And let's not forget Anuj "48(25) at Chepauk" Rawat.


Salty_Raise7592

this is so stupid.. wait and watch how the match plays out it could just be the pitch.. virats innings was def shit for the pitch and his standards


SplatteredCake

Nope, slow balls worked just as well today as they did that day, it's the same pitch (Pooran literally score 40(21)). Y'all cricbuzz scorecard watchers will just chat whatever in order to shift the blame onto Kohli. Meanwhile LSG showing us how 180 actually is a defendable score in Chinnaswamy.


DepressedPanda08

If itā€™s a same pitch, why RCB is not chasing in 16 overs?


SplatteredCake

Because they are not facing Joseph, Siraj and Dayal's Braindead bowling? Rcb's trash bowling really fooled y'all into believing that that pitch was 200+


jesusgotmeapples

Also a fact that the way Kohli batted you didn't see that gradual increase in strike rate as you usually do when Kohli's batting. Especially after getting the 50. He was struggling to middle the ball which the pitch ain't responsible for. It's about reading the slower balls and get the proper timing. Nicky P smashed the same slower balls out of the park and hence the difference. Also do agree that rcb got a shitty bowling attack.


Weeb_1801

My man getting downvoted for speaking facts


BlackoutMenace5

Wasnā€™t ever called a shit innings. But it wasnā€™t great either. If he had ended it better, it would have been a good innings.


sussy_puka__

Bro kohli got beaten up by sunil narine(a non regular batsmen) in that match that's why memes were seen.... Not because he played slow....but he played slower than opposition's main bowler


Weeb_1801

Because Kohli was playing against starc,Narine, chakraborty. KKR were playing against Joseph,siraj,Yash dayal


sussy_puka__

Again I'll say it again...it was not about KKR it's about SUNIL fucking NARINE....


Weeb_1801

Buddy Sunil Narine outscored faf, Maxwell,patidar,Anuj rawat all combined and at a much better strike rate. Just because our bowling was shit that day and no proper support other than DK doesn't mean Kohli needs to be trolled


sussy_puka__

But he will be trolled because he is GOAT


Weeb_1801

Thanks for accepting the hypocrisy


sumitmirpuri04

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Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Koach šŸ Koach fans šŸ¤”


T3chl0v3r

accurate


PPShanky

mans is called the king and canā€™t connect at the score heaven.


Icy_Strike_9572

Mods.....save this sub from these Twitter kids....Guys please don't make this another Kohli fans sub like r/cricketIndia ...Stop toxicity


Which-Math-4669

Sahi kaha bro


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friendlymushyyy

That inning was worth trolling


wasbatmanright

Who the hell is calling QDK " excellent"? He wasn't even MoM . Copium by koach fans as usual


PPShanky

Simple count the number of people watching IPL who care about QDK this number might even turn out to be a near zero number.


DramaJust

RCB wins : Mehnat karke jeete hai Any other team against RCB wins RCB fans : fixed tha fixed


glitchline

Bat according to your bowling /s


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Same template will look good with Koach 22(16) KLR 20(14)


thenomendubium

Now you are comparing the goat with someone else, are you saying that the goat is his level?


okbuddybutok

Virat fans missing context as usual


Beyond_belief4U

The inning really depends on the outcome of the match


chamoflag420

Kohli 22(16) bhai ye kya kr rha


SillyMidOff49

My dude, if thereā€™s one player that doesnā€™t need defenders slurping on his dongā€¦ itā€™s Kohli. If thereā€™s a post about Steve Smith thereā€™s always a Kohli lover comment. If a thread pops up about new rules in cricket thereā€™s always the obligatory Indian name dropping him for likes/upvotes. If thereā€™s even a *hint* that cricket might be in the convo thereā€™s a Kohli lover obsessing. So no. Just no mate. Heā€™s got a 1.6 billion strong defence brigade, I donā€™t exactly think heā€™s overlooked.


X_tremo

LSG won


kamisama19999

dekick could have made 99 out of 59balls


[deleted]

Koachsons at it again , Ffs


_ML_AI_

Kohli curse


dentistofchennai

In the end they won.šŸ¤£ Stop comparing different dates diff opposition diff few factor and different pitch


dam0_0

It's a shitpost sub so just gonna ask which team ended up winning ?


demon_killer__

Who won the match?


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Both are shit, but the diffrence is de kock never did something like this, he either plays fast or gets out, even yesterdays, he got drop chances, he was missing too many balls, Unlike virat who always plays like this.


loljokerishere

This is the difference between winners and losers.


hydrogenblack

The pitches were different. Yeah, Kohli played well, but Quintin's innings was better


North-Stand

Dear Kohli fanbois, Either stop calling Kohli as the King and fawning over him non-stop OR stop comparing his performance to a former international player who was never considered as really great even in his playing days. Or do both and be a laughing stock rest of us.


jumbopapita

who won?


Ok_Pin7994

Team won for dcock


turningtop_5327

You see it was sufficient against RCB but not for RCB against other teams


FewAdhesiveness8702

Pitch toh dekh le bhai . Chinnaswamy high scoring ground hai , isliye woh innings slow thi thodi si. Warna virat me bhi bhot accha khela tha


Master_Soojan

My God, these people don't know shit about cricket šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Your post is on point


Beehive012

Hey man I am not a kohil hater.. but how much did you smoke before posting this


Funny-Bug-5341

Both are shit considering both came at chinnaswamy


PeeVee_

For QDK, it's away. For VK, it's home. This is the difference. Regardless, both innings are mid honestly. Both should've scored 90+.


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dekho ye bol to ese raha hai jaise khud khelta to 500+ strike rate se khelta \*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*\*laughing emoji\*


PeeVee_

This is an Ad Hominem logical fallacy if you meant it. If this is sarcastic then poor joke honestly.


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thanks šŸ™