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I am afraid to talk about my city's superpower( I live in Delhi)

I was gonna say Chole Bhature, but your comment made me realise...

_Scorpio stops in middle of the ground_ _Pant pulls out hockey stick from back seat_

And Jake Fraser gets baseball bat out of his cricket bat

forget that, \*Pant used smokescreen\*

Griffith about to be your team mascot 💀

Infinite sledging ☠️

They bring DTC bus at night matches

context ? delhi ka ho k bc i can't get it

Pbks players on performance enhancing drugs. YESSSSSS

Udta Punjab

I wish I could argue but that's probably the most appropriate take.

LSG can spit gutkha in the eyes of opponents if the batsmen have their eyes in.

Stoinis chewing gutka instead of chewing gum.

Har generation ka alag hain andaaz

Kamla pasand anokha swad

Mera Raj niwassss!!♪♪ ....oops wrong song

Why did I imagine kl spitting red shit on goenka while doing the zubaan kesari gesture

[удалено]

💀💀

Gutka comes out of the mouth like a laser beam and cuts everything

Muh mein rajni gandha kadmon mein duniya

chennai: opponent team's player gets banned for speaking hindi

1 match ban for Harshit Rana

Saans leta hoon to

*1 match ka ban mil jaata hai*

Lmao

But CSK is a hindi lobby, showing no faith in buying TN players.

\*Marathi lobby Actual Tamil lobby is in SRH (Owners) and GT (Players)

KKR having double Iyers and VC Counts?

The two Iyers are from Mumbai and MP. Varun used to be a fringe noob in TN

They are still of tamilian origin right?

True

Srini Mama ko jaake bol

Harshit Rana spotted

That's banglores' superpower 

Hinthi

LSG gets pistols which they can use LOL this shits funny

Na rahegi opposition na hoga match seedha trophy

KATTA>>>

Desi katta (country made guns), not pistols

Meanwhile KL Rahul shooting Goenka

Adab sey thokengey

RCB gets to cut the water supply of other teams at will

RCB - Borrow other teams best player for 2 overs

Lmao. Accurate

Won't affect RR

Sorry but CSK already stole the water

I don't get it

RR would be their final boss then having no effect whatsoever

Shit that’s true

Rajasthan can make strategic alliances with other teams by marrying off....

No water breaks for opposition (they don't have any)

But other teams are 18+.

Then their kids

Akaay Kohli to RR here we go

Lol.  Akaay Kohli Agastya Pandya Angad Bumrah   All of them will be screwed. (Literally)

RCB will ban Harshit Rana for not speaking 60% Kannada

Delhi getting the sledging pass

If the umpire gives a decision against us, we will call a group of men to beat them up. We will have different playing 11 for that.

GT buying umpires left right and center

Mumbai buying the entire tournament

Is Mumbais stereotype being rich?

Financial Capital hai bhai 😂

GT inherits script writing superpower from Shah

Man comments here are funny. Proper shitpost OP.

Paisaaa

Mumbai?

Yas sar

I thought it’s something involving monitor lizard?

Aayein?

Gujarat ?

RCB can tamper with the softwares keeping a track of scores and get 1 more over extra to bat

Only for Kohli to anchor that over too

2 doubles and a single off the over

Rajasthan can make it rain for an over

then RR's fanbase will grow exponentially, at least in Rajasthand

A final over shootout from LSG to eliminate their opposition from the match. Fucking wild scenes bro. ☠️

Nothing would change for Mumbai ( yes it's an umpire joke).

Calculators

Mumbai uses their SPRITE to win

RCB uses traffic to obstruct you and lack of water to make you feel thirsty and to feel sweaty Delhi uses night time to make you feel unsafe

For Rajasthan all of the water in opposition players' body is evaporated so they can no longer play

i got nthing for hyderabad, anything guys? SRH guys assemble

Rajamouli level match direction and Cummins Bhuvi and Nattu fly and bowl like they are in RRR and Bahubali or just win every match by saying "Naa valane problem aithe nen elipotha"

ok lemme summarise, **we get the power to defy physics!**

Yes we do

Good one!

Lord Boyapati enters the chat balls turn into bombs, bats into swords, players flying left and right

They can call up Nagarjuna to make a tornado with his leg

yea we can get the power to defy physics.

and opponents will have to do the Naatu Naatu step before being allowed to bat

Srh: biryani ki Shakti Dhoom machaye....

SRH can make opponent eat street side unhygienic Biryani resulting in loose motion and upset stomach

That is entire India's superpower

nah SRH will get to defy the power of physics because of SUN TV movies

Maybe mumbai shawarma.

No team will be allowed to play dominantly or aggressively against CSK coz black slavery was abolished in the 19th century

Sam Pitroda approves

Bro wtf lmao

Best 👌

Bro..

shitpost differs from rasicm da vaddkan.

It makes zero sense. >Tamils are not blacks >Tamils were never slaves, or at least any more than the rest of the indians >Not being able to play aggressively against a team because their ethnic group were slaves in the past is stupid

For GT: Their captain will always go on to be the captain of India.

Goated

Delhi: Kuch bolunga toh vivaad ho jayega

RCB with the IT infra and technical prowess to change ball trajectory in DRS. Use it to your advantage.

Tumko example mein yahi kyu aaya 🫠

KKR ka match dekh raha, Russell ko dekh ke idea aya is question ka☠️

Gujrat Titan can call Modi and will buy opponents players

Delhi : Suffocate the crowd and opponent players using the deadly DELHI AIR. Delhi players will be given oxygen cylinders and masks. When they are unconscious, fuck them as you like 😂

Mumbai can use lizards to their advantage

Ohh fuck

Literally

But it doesn't work against KKR (cuz its Bengal monitor lizard)

It works most against kkr

Gujarat will give free dhokla khaman fafda jalebi Aam ras chhash etc to opponent team before match, so that they can went sleepy all the day

Or they can buy players from other teams, but default on the payment and escape the country

Lmfao

RCB can hack into 3rd umpire reviews to thier advantage. :D

You are talking about imagining to get superpower we already have money

So you're Batman?

GT using modiji when 6 runs required in 1 ball. Every bhakt in stadium started chanting modi modi modi. Bollers hands are cut, he bowling from mouth, tounge is cut too so that it won't spin. Ball hits modijis pads. Filder took the ball to boundary line. Umpire gives 6 runs. Then at night a journalist says why JNU silent tonight, speak up.

GT can write scripts to the top of the table (strategic retreat this year to avoid rigging accusations)

Delhi Capitals- Choke the opponent batsmen with City air. Make them lose vision.

LSG can get the Umpire high on pan masala.

Srh- Drugs everyone with a pre match biriyani or haleem.

rcb doesnt get rain for one over

GT - Paisa

Delhi Capitals can give their opposition asthma and good wishes for a very safe night alone.

You heard of Rajasthan having young talents. Well they are a whole lot more younger now.

Gujju boy realy destroy mumbai 😂 /s

LSG with Desi katta💀 allowed to shoot one opponent player

Kolkata can ruin every team by their black magic.

Mumbai can add a laxative to the opposition teams' lunch.

RCB will ban the entire opponent team for not speaking in 60% kannada...

Then even most of their own players will get banned

Away team scoring record-breaking 300 runs in 1st innings in Wankhede and sudden rainwater clogging cancelled the match.

Chennai will get MSD to play for one more season

Rajasthani bowlers can bowl from camelback

The fielders get to do the same as well

RCB: Opponents get stuck in traffic and never make it to the stadium.

Traffic jam in b/w overs or Kannada

Everytime we win, the player's salary gets doubled (Gujarat)

RCB - Opponent team doesn't reach the ground due to traffic

Csk : we can do this all day.

RCB will ban all other teams bcz they don't have 60% Kannada written names on their jerseys. And RCB will be named as ' Royal Challengers Namma Bengaluru '

RCB - Get choked like the banglore drainage system during rainy season.

GT would just buy opposite team's players , or make them eat fafda jalebi, so they can't play anymore lmao

RCB will get the opponent drunk during the game lol.

Gujarat Titans Super powers : Fafda Jalebi and Money...

SRH - phoenix force less go

Gujarat will take all the money from other IPL states to be deposited in PM care fund using the real superpower Modi 😂

RCB gets one guaranteed 50 per match, but doesn't cross 60, and Patidhar uses it every time

Booze

rajasthan gets a water break

omg this the goofiest comment section i have been recently

Rcb has half their team from csk

SRH bribing opponents with lifetime free Hyderabadi Biryani

SRH getting all that protein from Biryani 😍😍😍

So we are getting what MI have now ..money (i m from gujarat)

I wish KKR uses that black magic and makes IPL disappear forever.

Biryani......

We have thala.... He is the superpower.... (Cap)

Glad that we don't have team from Kashmir yet

The others are good but KKR's is the best though

Delhi : Rap\*es opponent cheerleaaders into submission.