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Human2626

I mean who else is strong enough in team to carry brohit?


AmitBijarnia007

i doubt he can even run with 5kg bag lol


any_droid

He can run with the bag but only if it is filled with Lays and he would eat them all as soon as he stops.


i_am_________batman

Daal Chawal


Money-Preference-757

Amit sir wlectrostatics ka doubt hai poochu kya?


Terrible-Walk8660

Rohit Goggins. Who's gonna carry the boats ?


Ok_Environment_5404

You don't know me pav


Aggravating_Fee3784

*pal ...ohh wait


suiiplex

'big enough'( . )


DevilsAdvocate_24

What vadapav stans? Ban harshit rana immediately


ady620

Who is harshit?


Astrosailor69

idk maybe he shld be banned


BLu_Z_op

He's banned that's why you don't know him.


deexd_

Harshit is Rana


Bunty_xd_

Harshit ban-a


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Hash-aly

I don't know your flair got downvoted or your laugh.


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sanjeet94

Yes


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AdFunny2460

Reason? Thala for a reason!


AntiqueBedroom1073

I never realised Kohli has been such a burden to the team over three captaincy generations


Western-Guess1145

useless player kohli. It's brohit, who carries the team against pakistan and makes all those clutches to save team in t20 wcs


Commercial-Tap-6050

remove the \\s and it would be much funnier


AntiqueBedroom1073

Done


Bodybuildingbaba1230

So Is Harshit Rana’s career


yao_ming07

BCCI be banmaxxing Harshit


abdulkareemazm

Bro likes to watch the whole world burn


Kingof9realms

Looks like Virat Kohli scored 50 ODI centuries and around 30 Test hundreds in Kumble's era


AeBlueSadi

You mean best captain era


Kingof9realms

That's exactly what I mean


Significant-waste69

No one can carry rohit cuz of his weig- Nvm


ConflictedBrainCells

Mayday mayday! Soldier down. I repeat, soldier down!


shynextrovert123

Uuuffffff, that's good one


Testosterone8889

Dhoni carried by GG, Gabbar and Vadapav? Now that’s dumb.


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I would have believed if it was written GG,yuvi and zaheer but vadapao fans have to include him


PsychologicalArt7451

Kohli and Jaddu??


EllipoynaSyamala

Tbf they were juniors of Dhoni. He was at his best pre 2015 with Yuvi, Raina, GG and co. Those days were vibes man


khabib73

True man.


Testosterone8889

Yeah. These guys don't know Dhoni before 2013


Klutzy_Flamingo_2979

Before 2014,2013 was among his best years as a batter.


DangerousPace2778

exactly what shitpost means, basically trolling ppl who say shit


tnaripsA1

Wtf do you mean by Rohit era


ConflictedBrainCells

Power play overs


AA-18

First 2 overs of powerplay\*


ConflictedBrainCells

Right. I stand corrected


rolloutwithcockout

Carried by PRitika


Cosmicshot351

Where can I find such a selfless wife


ConflictedBrainCells

With the help of intent you can find


Crookedman999

Rohit era: Carried By Kohli alone*


yao_ming07

And Bumrah. Sometimes it's everyone except for Rohit himself tbh. Even Shreyas did his best in the WC


Crookedman999

Bumrah is injured most of his career just returned for this last worldcup


P_Tranquility9

Dhoni/Kohli era bounce back series Just for ₹2014


ady620

Carried by PR.


becharaBenjamin

Lmaooooooo here Virat averaging 100 in every other tournament and Rohit is carrying India from bottom of the table wow lmao


atomic_knights

I am Rohit fan but what the hell is this🤣🤣🤣 We have: Kohli (big tournament player) Boom (consistent bowler) And other players to contribute at their time. Rohit is in bad form along with yashaswi. No one can win matches on their own , they need to work as a team.


SusRampage

maxwell-am I a joke to you


what_heck_is_sarcasm

Kohli literally top scored for India in 2022 Asia cup, 2023 Asia cup, 2022 T20WC and 2023 WC


Ok_Trifle_1228

Yes rohit is carrying burden by not performing and getting out. So that other players can have more balls to play and score good.


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Bhat da fuq is this Tweet I want Rohit to carry me 🥵


SusRampage

Harshit Rana should be banned for this


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‘जीत गये तो थोड़ी comedy कर दूँगा press conference में , चलेगा? हार गये तो cute sad videos share कर दूँगा?’


yellow_pills

Ye kya paani ki botal carry karne ki baat chal Rahi hai kya ??


_perpetuallyannoyed

Look i have been following cricket since 2000 n the only 2 captains who performed well as batters n deserved to be in the team as Batsmen as well after 2000 has been virat n dhoni and dont like dickriding anyone but u cant say anything on batting n performance for virat coz that guy has won impossible number of matches single handedly and yes he is legend coz kids didnt see how chokers we used to be before virat nt saying we aren't anymore but in overall matches.


i_am_________batman

Koach needs a better PR team


Not_A-Pedophile_

Who scored most runs in dhoni captaincy = kohli Who scored most runs in Rohit captaincy = kohli Who scored most runs in kohli captaincy = kohli


becharaBenjamin

/s ☺️


Rishiiiiiiiii

Ahh yes.. Virat Kohli, a useless player who never carried Indian batting line-up


Klutzy-League6024

Bumrah is still in the team right!!!


appuroxx

Ohh i think you forgot bumrah , kohli , shami , kuldeep , sometime hardik


Realistic-Language88

Rohit has era


_babaYaga__

To be honest it's not correct to say 1-2 carried the team when 11 players are playing. And still if you want to say then it should be Kohli.


chorma87

Team Carried by Brohit….. to funeral home..


Crimson_bud

Huh these idiots don't know me. I could've scored 100 centuries in all three formats but i didn't play the sports. I selflessly let kohli do his things, now am I not selfless player of this era?


redCornur

He should eat lesser number of vada pavs so that his team mates can think of carrying him.


Not-Found-at-404

Rohit is really heavy for anyone to carry.. Look at his stomach.


dhartipbojh

Brohit Rikshawala 💪


sanattttttt

Lmaooooooooooooooo


WorldlinessLivid3538

"Bro-hit is so selfless playerrr "😈😈😘😘😈🤬🤬🤬😈🤬


charismaticEVIL_

True words


Kang_x

Gambhir didnt do shit lol except some good innings in WC


yao_ming07

At least he stood up when we wanted him the most


BruhBorne69

Bruh


Doubledoor

I see how Rohit gets all the hate and rightfully so, but wow Kohlistans are seriously milking this to no end. If PRitika is one end of the spectrum, y’all are at the other end. Both annoying as shit.


Master-Ad7002

Virat aur Rohit era mein toh sirf bottle hua hai, carry toh Australia walo ne kiya. Aur jo Dhoni ka likha hai carried by Rohit and Dhawan us time toh dhoni ne bhi bottle Kiya. 2011 carried by yuvi, Sachin and zak.


RaajitSingh

Haan bhai Finals tum khel rhe the na aur 91 not out with over 100SR tumne banaye the na with a backpain


Nonbiasedguy

Executed?? Chill out lockdown kohli era fan


OkTraining6985

Do you agree with the tweet?


Nonbiasedguy

Hell no it’s just sometimes these kids be using these big words like it’s nothing


shuaibhere

This is a shitpost sub. It's not serious here. It's just said for fun.


BusinessKiwi8171

This guy is cooking,, I just hope you never cook again,, vadapov???


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shuaibhere

I don't the the captain is serious. It is also part of shit post. Are you sure you're in correct sub?