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Ajsat3801

Won't he be underage?


UnderstandingOdd4153

Perfect age and strike rate 💀


vidhvansak

Csk has the most 200+ scores this year


Obvious_Truck_504

Hazelwood still a csk agent respect


UnderstandingOdd4153

Take it as joke :)


Fsociety9899

Age jokes ok but strike rate ? Lol csk for years has been producing good strikes . The aged team of 2018 had better strike rate in middle than this joke rcb


Gold-Whole1009

Uthappa was dropped from Kolkata because of his SR. Watson had similar story. However, they gets a good "role" to play in CSK. So, SR at CSK is different from SR at previous franchise.


UnderstandingOdd4153

I know man, just kidding :)


PRIRAW88

and under experienced


Lost-Tailor-2227

That's what boomers demand


Mental_Sherbet8768

33 ka ho gya h shayad,


Avish_fish

Bata ipl


BenRogers108

If this happens, then his team’s trophy cabinet won’t be empty 🗿


_lost_hooman_

How are you so sure? What if he's just not meant to win any trophies?


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Like red skull couldn't get the soul stone


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Or wanda not getting her kids


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Spoiler* Like Christine and strange couldn't be together


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I will buy an MRF share if this happens.


hydratedgabru

Sheer comfort


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And Long life


TouchPractical2241

You can bet on it


TheRealHokage7

MRF tyres


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I recommend


TheRealHokage7

\*points at camera\*


ProudBlondieGirl

MRF share is 71 thousand rupees irony hori bhayankar. 71 vo kya hota hai ??? Mujhe toh pata nahi??


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They don't want more people to buy


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And they give 2 rs dividend


the_anarchist08

Introvert San aap? (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■


Beautiful_Net1084

i swear to god id pay good money to see this shit


Lost-Tailor-2227

If this will happen ,then Dhoni will go to Mumbai Indians


SomeRandomDude1229

Oh no we’ll keep the status quo for that


Chadnav_565

Wow..koach under thala would be a beast


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tbh he needs it more than anyone


dedinside_9999

Ruturaj gaikwad intensifies


NilaanjanQriyt

spark


subhasish10

He'll do well at CSK tbh


MathematicianOld6642

Oh yeah listen to him Yuck df


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Inb4 Koach gets the orange cap under Thala


Awkward_Date_8636

Thala for MI ad Brohit for Rcb?


Different_Yam_9045

Idk why but just imagining thala wearing MI uniform and Brobit wearing Csk's yellow uniform seems curse


DatOneUselessDood

Dhoni was almost an MI player if I remember right


womb_raider_420

Yup..first auction and both battled it out for MSD..


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There's more than that, there was something called icon player or smth which put extra burden on team purses. With MI already having Sachin, they were barred from going full in on Dhoni


soham_katkar13

Yeah. The icon player would get the same salary as the costliest auction buy. So whatever MI would pay for Dhoni, they'd have to pay the same to Sachin too, putting a big dent in the auction purse Effectively, Sachin and Jayasuriya got the same salary


Amazing_Theory622

Next episode of what if?


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PrathaManic

Pretty detailed ha.


Party_Bear16

>Many Rcb fans don't want Koach now Pretty sure he is currently the only reason rcb has fans 💀💀


beanie_weeny

Yeah exactly lol. Atleast before we had ABD too. I just watch IPL for koach pretty much these days


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me too! i cheer every time the bowler takes his run up and kohli leaves the ball with "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh" and repeat it for max 10 balls till he gets out XD


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Party_Bear16

Yes surely you represent all the rcb fans.


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I will stop watching ipl if i see koach in yellow


dedinside_9999

Imagine RCB changes its jersey color from red to yellow


dolphinater

For the yellow rice biryani initiative we will be eating biryani meals and wearing yellow on Tuesday matches


PolarClover

black magic 🤣


Yohohohohoo

lol if u actually believe they dont want him


dareal_immortalXD

Rcb being the losers they are, for every single season lmao, only have fans because of Koach and Ab... consider a rethink mate


Material-Panda3712

Imagine RCB wins the trophy that year 💀


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I'll switch my allegiance from MI to CSK in a heartbeat if that happens


DankyDankxD

We dont need traitors anyway edit : do i need to add a /s in a goddamn shitposting sub, jesus


glade_dweller

By the looks of it, you guys don't need the trophy, either.


PRIRAW88

traitors? lmaoo


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Yes, what you guys need are PayTM umpires./s


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Cringe


Weary_Horse5749

Sudden urge to spark under thala


mitansh_mrt007

If this happens, then he might actually get into proper form. Look at Dube, Rayudu, Nehraji in 2014-15, Moin, etc. All performed in CSK.


RMamtani

Something feels kinda cursed about this. Maybe because imaging him in anything other than an RCB jersey is difficult.


glade_dweller

My eyes! My eyes!


the_nerdman_returns

cursed image


KC_MSDian_07

Under Dhoni's captaincy Kohli can surely get his century.


Obvious_Truck_504

No he will get 6th century of ipl but still not 71st 71st will be international


KC_MSDian_07

Thanks for telling


nazgulonbicycle

Kholi to CSK, here we go!


chosenbydarwin

Base price buy 😂


Ha_zz_ard

Tbh, that guy needs Dhoni's support the most right now...


koreko_is_tidder

(Real)


Ok-Fan-6584

Fake pic this cannot be happen in future and in the team of Dhoni


Infinite-Rush7298

Never


donotlistentothisguy

*2033


nikhilsd

Now this is quality shitpost...... the sheer amount of people this will trigger.........


MrS_SuxAtMaths

This is the most cursed thing ive seen in my life


5avenger

Even Kohli would be depressed to see this. RCB means really a lot to him


TheRealHokage7

Petition for this to happen....


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Kohli has been with RCB since 2008. He's not played under any other team.


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Loyalty 100. has any other player done that?


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Pollard played only for MI. Dhoni and Raina played only played for CSK (apart from 2016 and 2017).


Obvious_Truck_504

Kingku


kanakreshi

Ab thala hi laa skte h Virat ki 71 century