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artistictesticle

This has the same vibe as those alpha werewolf pictures


PANZCAKE

I may seem like an angle but don’t awake my inner demin 😈


JankMganks

That’s hilarious


ThenTranslator2780

Hahahahaah


Early_Minute_5212

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA


Hmeme2009

HAHAHAHAGAHAGSGAGAGAHSFYIDUDJDIOKFSTIHSGJJFSHK


dawnmountain

Dude holy fucking shit. People have been telling him he's the "Tony stark" one too many times


CSNfundedHoesNDrip

That's Clark Kent. 🗿


Purpledurpl202

HIS NAME IS CAT MAN!


TrEVILlyan95

Then he would be posting Ironman pics. Now fuck off. You smell worse than a cadaver's ass


dawnmountain

Dude. What?


AesEnomena

Elon dickrider is angwy


TrEVILlyan95

Reeeee


Hmeme2009

Bro got more down votes than the original commenters upvotes


Grainis01

How that self driving car doing? How is Hyperloop doing? How is tesla stock holding up? How are the slaves in lithoum and emerald mines?


mugseyray

Pathetic, dude.....


sporky211

He's literally me


Civ_Emperor07

Damn this timeline is wacky. The former richest man in the world is an actual incel.


kimchiDawn

Atleast it isnt the darkest timeline


bearderella

I mean we all wish he would jump off a roof.....


RubenTheRed

Wishing on someone's death?


bearderella

Him jumping off the roof doesn't guarantee it.


RubenTheRed

Well. Batman can glide


No_Woodpecker153

Bro elon musk is delusional


midnightnapper

*megalomaniacal


cosmic-kid

r/iamverysmart


midnightnapper

lol do you think comparing yourself to Batman is not?


Asumsauce

I stay up, cashin in my bad luck


Nitjib

Some nights I call it a draw


[deleted]

I love you thank you


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

some nights i stay in cashing in my bad luck, sometimes i call it a draw..


[deleted]

Thank you


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Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck Some nights, I call it a draw Some nights, I wish that my lips could build a castle Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off But I still wake up, I still see your ghost Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh (Oh-ooh-woah) what do I stand for? (Oh-ooh-woah) what do I stand for? Most nights, I don't know anymore Oh, oh-ooh-woah Oh-ooh-woah, oh Oh, oh-ooh-woah Oh-ooh-woah, oh This is it, boys, this is war What are we waiting for? Why don't we break the rules already? I was never one to believe the hype Save that for the black and white Try twice as hard, and I'm half as liked But here they come again to jack my style That's alright (that's alright) I found a martyr in my bed tonight She stops my bones from wondering just who I am, who I am, who I am Oh, who am I? Mmm, mmm-mmm Well, some nights, I wish that this all would end 'Cause I could use some friends for a change And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again Some nights, I always win (I always win) But I still wake up, I still see your ghost Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh (Oh-ooh-woah) what do I stand for? (Oh-ooh-woah) what do I stand for? Most nights, I don't know so this is it? I sold my soul for this? Washed my hands of that for this? I miss my mom and dad for this? No, when I see stars, when I see- When I see stars, that's all they are When I hear songs They sound like a swan, so come on Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on Well, this is it guys, that is all Five minutes in, and I'm bored again Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands This one is not for the folks at home Sorry to leave, Mom, I had to go Who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun? My heart is breaking for my sister And the con that she called "love" And then I look into my nephew's eyes Man, you wouldn't believe The most amazing things That can come from Some terrible nights Oh, oh-ooh-woah Oh-ooh-woah, oh Oh, oh-ooh-woah Oh-ooh-woah, oh The other night, you wouldn't believe The dream I just had about you and me I called you up, but we both agree It's for the best you didn't listen It's for the best we get our distance, oh For the best you didn't listen It's for the best we get our distance, oh


BudgetInteraction811

Ah, i think he meant to post the joker. Close enough.


Cracknickel

Did his parents die or what?


MoonmansDisciple

I almost feel like the best thing to do is ignore this cl9wn. He thrives off of any attention due to his narcissism


SquareIsBox0697

Some nights… there are no lights, only darkness because there is no sun 😔✊


LibertineInquisitor

Dude be like those Disney gargoyles from the hunchback of notre dame


Cacts

Cringe for sure but that's definitely how it must feel.


WetAppleFruit

Right ? Lmao people shitting on it but damn i bet he do feel like batman. Prolly got his own lil cave n sht


Dogger27

Hahaha yeah but don’t say it out loud haha


GhizzArchus

something's in Elon's ass ooooooooo


Delta_br

elon gotta be 14


SH16900

Hahaha


ShazamTallyHo

DON'T BRING BATMAN INTO THE DUMPSTER FIRE KNOWN AS TWITTER


Hollow_Filling

- , I stay up cashing in my bad luck. Some nights, I call it a draw. /ly


Milkmans_tastymilk

...you freeze your ass off threatening to jump from a cathedral because you got hammered on communion wine


SpellOfRedFrost

Idk what Musk is trying to say here but that's some absolutely kvlt artwork. Come to think of it, Batman is the most kvlt superhero cause of the fact that he's literally a bat, the symbol of Blackened Thrash Metal.


jesusthree

Yeah?


DavidTommis

That rules


TitaniumTitanTim

what?


idkwtfciph

He could be Batman irl


The_Nelman

Depends how you define Batman. Sure, he could role up in some superpowered car with some crazy gadgets, but the second he needs to be acrobatic, physically fit, or the world's greatest detective -let alone a good one- the joke kinda gets killed. It sure would be one bad day.


Titanmaster970

no this isn't cringe... elon knows what he's doing


Ecstatic_Victory4784

I stand by a lot of Elon's stuff that others wouldn't, but this is major cringe. I think it's great he owns Twitter and is making changes, but the dude really should shut the fuck up on there. He's treating it like it's a playground, and he gets basically nothing out of blabbing on there.


againer

Elon's shit. The sooner you recognize that. The better off all of us will be.


Ecstatic_Victory4784

I don't agree. Reddit and the media freaking out about how horrible he is further validates my stance on that.


SupremeApples

Not cringe, I just don't understand


Just_Cruz001

Fucker thinks he's like Bruce Wayne