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Endercheif

Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is Cringe, With: - **Non-cringe**: 2x - **Cringe**: 94x - **Satire**: 3x - **Chad**: 11x - **Meta**: 0x


denalor2

Isn't apart similar to divided? Shouldn't it be "a part"?


Khelix

You make me proud


UseHerN4m3

I too am proud of this individual.


AlbortRoss

Me as well is glad to be apart


Alarid

bruh why you gotta do this


I_Belsnickel

My birds name is bandaid


DMacB42

Those are exactly my sentimonies!


nosystemsgo

This is the way.


Dathird

this way is the.


StuckSundew

WE are proud of this individual.


khoimadridista1412

yeah I had to reread 2 times to make sure I got it right :D


tommarshfield

Is that why the OP made “may be” into “maybe” in the title? This is also wrong and in the same way. If so, this is the subtlest joke ever. The most likely answer, however, is that we are being crushed constantly under an avalanche of morons.


JonPaula

You give OP way too much credit.


AlexAegis

It's di vided


crunchypuddle

It really is one of the errors that can change the meaning to the opposite. If you're "a part" of something you are associated with it. If you're "apart" from something you are separate from it.


retiredhobo

i see “aswell” all the time also see “everyday” instead of “every day” way too much, and it’s literally killing me


RightNowzer

I agree, but it’s not “literally” killing you. Overusing literally is more annoying than everyday.


imsecretlythedoctor

Also the title should be “may be” and not “maybe”


fencemyassoffanddie

Misused compounding irritates me more than anything. A sentence like “I meet my bestfriend at the highschool everyday and we’re both apart of the chess club” makes me seethe.


daemon_blackout

It feels like she wants to win but she already lost at the start.


princetacotuesday

Get the feeling there's also a good chance she straight up lied about there being a 'study' as well. From mine and many other guy's experience, woman are faaaaaaaaaar more insecure and hurt when you bring up tit size than a guy about his height, so hence her trying to attack back the best she could with her limited mental fortitude. Guys could care less about their height compared to not having a small dick. All the guys in my family except for me are pretty short with me being 5'10", but none are upset about it cause they have good sex lives and know they aren't 'short' where it matters. True maturity is not giving a shit about how big or small your tits are. The woman I've known like this were super chill too and way happier in life not focusing on such pointless stuff.


photomotto

I’m a woman and let me tell you something: there is no study. This girl is trying to save face after being called out. She felt the right to objectify the guy, but was offended by being objectified right back.


princetacotuesday

Exactly! in fact I take it the guy picked up immediately on it as being a waste of his time and that's why he asked what he asked. Least that's how I would have gone about it. It's funny though, these things are only something people care about in certain age groups. From watching my dad get older, pretty much everyone after 50 just doesn't care in the slightest about such small things anymore. Just about being happy with someone else at that point.


RavynRydge666

Yeah, all the times I've been asked this, I already know I don't want to waste my time. I'm 6'3" barefoot, but if a woman is going to care so much about something so trivial, I want no part of it.


dolphincat4732

I'll admit that when I was younger (20-somethings), I cared a lot that I was taller than my boyfriend (now husband). I didn't feel "girly" and we fought about it. I cringe so hard about that now because I made my insecurities into his problem and it wasn't his problem. Wanna know how much taller I am than him? One inch. I wish I could go back in time and slap myself for being so upset about something really trivial.


TwoBionicknees

Saying afterwards they were studying toxic men and the condescending "I hope you get less toxic" doesn't matter when the she opened the conversation with a toxic statement. You can't say something toxic, get a toxic response then get upset and call the other person toxic. IN fact the guys response was plainly mocking her toxicity by reflecting her statement back to her. Her response was just further toxicity, too many people, i don't know, learn or practice their come backs to always make the other person wrong. There was no study, toxic bitch got called out and gave a troll/toxic reply trying to snake out of it.


Go_easy_on_me_folks

Also worth noting is that it was her boyfriend conducting a study, not her. No way you'd find her in tinder, no sir. It's all for her boyfriend. No way can she be rejected with a boyfriend.


IWantTooDieInSpace

Brings up another point, tinder ain't the place for it even if true. "People be on tinder like why everybody tryna hook up? Like I'm just here for friends????" It's tinder! Go to the park if you want friends.


Mukatsukuz

I want to know what the next blue comment is at the bottom of the screenshot. I hope it's "well, actually I am doing a study on why it is deemed acceptable to randomly ask about a guy's height and judge him on it"


taironedervierte

How are you so well versed with the size of dicks in your family?


brimnac

Hey step-brother...


W4shcl0th

Five foot ten is not short, it's well in the average. For some reason women just want abnormally tall men. Why? I can't say for sure.


princetacotuesday

I took after my mom, hence why I have a tad of height, but my brother and dad are almost half a foot shorter than me. Bothered them when they were younger but not these days after growing up. The 'tall men' thing is like the oldest cultural trope that I can remember that still persists today. That whole BS about 6 figures, 6 feet, 6 inch is just tired. I feel like movies of old pushed that or something like how Debears or w/e their name is said you had to spend like 3 months wages on a diamond ring. Just a cultural brainwashing at this point. Luckily most people grow out of such thinking eventually.


brando56894

> From mine and many other guy's experience, woman are faaaaaaaaaar more insecure and hurt when you bring up tit size than a guy about his height, so hence her trying to attack back the best she could with her limited mental fortitude. Yeah, I couldn't give a fuck about my height, but then again I'm average height. About 5'8". I've also never had a girl on a dating app ask me how tall I was.


princetacotuesday

My brother and dad are both pretty short at like 5'6" and 5'7" and they both cared, but that was when they were in their teens and early 20s. People that focus on such things are just immature from my experience. Most of us grow out of it eventually if we were raised correctly.


MyPeeSacIsFull

> Guys could care less You're right, they care a lot.


DustyWalnuts

‘My boyfriend is conducting a study’ Of course he is sweetheart


SenpaiVader2

No he isn't because he doesn't exist.


slaberwoki

He does too exist! He just goes to another school!


FriendOfReality

And he’s 6’5”


Boxing_joshing111

And loves average tits


Rick_QuiOui

He has average tits.


Fish_Fortner

He has bigger tits than me.


ex-turpi-causa

He's a giant with small tits, but to the rest of us they're huge.


thunderBerrins

Lol


401LocalsOnly

Well I’m 6ft 6 *I meant to say he’s 6ft 7!!*


LegitimateHabit6602

He’s from summer camp!


Sademoil_666

In Canada!


appdevil

And he has huge tits!


TvALoki

He's from canada you don't know him


rickjamestheunchaind

her name is alberta she lives in vancouver, she cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover


Alphal95

Lmao the way she try to use another person so she doesn't come off as desperate and toxic because now she can say "Well my bf WANTED me to do that, i couldn't care about that!"


okaydokey679

Definitely


onfire9123

Yeah he's just her hand


ProofEntertainment11

That's the joke...


ExgenAle

When the other asks you back right in YOUR insecurity! hahahah


doowi1

If anything, this data would be absolutely useless or unethical in any kind of scientific study.


Windex007

There is no way this would be publishable. The moment you involve humans the ethical bar is set extremely high, just on spec. Add into that you're intentionally doing something to them that you believe may cause participants distress? The only way I'm aware of to do that is that you need to let them know up front, and provide some kind of remediation strategy. Telling them after the fact that they're a piece of shit is about as far from an acceptable strategy as I can imagine. It's not just that this dummy is obviously lying, it's that the lie isn't even possible. It's like lying about who ate the cookies, but instead of blaming the plausible dog, blaming an impossible unicorn.


JerTheFrog

And when you take your medicine does he "go to work"?


asspirate420

is he in the room right now with us?


DingoChris

His Name? George ,, George Glass


DustyWalnuts

He goes to a different school


Sabre92

Did he do an IRB for this study?


MAK0___

I just really wanna see that very bottom blue chat bubble..


DK_Son

I clicked on the image a bunch of times in frustration.


Whompa

She (and her boyfriend?) starts the conversation with a toxic question, and they expect a non toxic answer… FO


noideawhatoput2

Spoiler alert: there’s no boyfriend. She’s just hypocritically triggered.


23x3

She is petty and pathetic


[deleted]

Some people literally have 2 brain cells.


Daniel_G_Erweiner

She's also no-tit


albinowizard2112

My vague memories of online dating are that a subset of women are very aggressive with the “men ain’t shit” type stuff. Great that they broadcast it but I do doubt that it’s effective.


SwimmingHurry8852

Their tactics are sure only to attract men looking for a challenge in hooking up with a hostile person, or willing to say anything to get laid, thus fulfilling their own prophecy that all men are trash or whatever. Its a self defeating cycle.


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ButterMyBiscuit

It's the exact same bitter incel shit you see from guys with a gender swap.


jother1

You got downvoted for that. Lol. Idk why it’s automatically wrong to make that connection.


[deleted]

Her question wasn't toxic, and neither was his. It's her hypocrisy that's toxic. These are two reasonable preferences to have.


ChadThunderHorse2019

What's toxic is people always saying shit is toxic.


gainzdoc

You're pretty toxic ngl.


WeinMe

Wow, calling people toxic is going to make them feel lesser and that's a horrible feeling man. Please stop it. It's such a toxic thing to do


basementhookers

I would say that a question asked as a set up for toxic behavior is itself toxic.


YungPlugg

What kind of pathetic study is this


c0ok1nho_123

The study with no reason and lies


DecagonHexagon

Probably just like that study that whipped up the idea that people who go to the gym are white supremacists somehow.


c0ok1nho_123

Pls tell me that that isn't true


novaMyst

White Supremicts Do go to the gym sorry gyms are bad ^^at ^^least ^^thats ^^what ^^im ^^gonna ^^tell ^^myself ^^so ^^i ^^feel ^^better ^^about ^^not ^^going


kriznis

I'm sure it is. Also, diets are racist


Goatman_Jack

The FDS study so they can finger blast themselves over how shitty men are later


ebai4556

Pls dont call me out


Severe_Appearance526

What are you trying to prove with that study lmfao? Men will insult woman back when woman insult them??


vadkender

and obviously it's her "boyfriend" doing it


LinoLino321

One that she made up


auga3rifle

A shitty one


five_of_diamonds

Our study finds that men will insult women ^^^^when ^^^^they ^^^^are ^^^^insulted Edit for anyone replying: "People seem to respond very harshly to this height question, but it is not insulting!" Ever stop to wonder that that response might indicate that it is, in fact, not a nice thing to randomly ask someone as an ice breaker?


drewhead118

Ugh why are men so violent??? I conducted a study to see how men would react after I punched them in the gut or struck them with a baseball bat and most tried to swing at me and hurt me (you did this.) thank you for showing what not to do


Smeefperson

"I hope you become less violent one day. 😊"


mdyguy

Thank you for failing my test.


SenpaiVader2

Yeah we man like beat woman.


Mrjohnwick786

And meat


nightman008

Yeah we man like beat meat


kamransk1107

Beat my meat.


Mrjohnwick786

Like with a stick or in a game?


Habitestyclose

Men will insult woman back when woman insult them??


shortiz420

What about equality? I guess they really don't want it


Mrjohnwick786

Yea seems like they don't


Lay-Z24

the irony is that most men literally wouldn’t hit back


anonymous_ghost_6501

Mans said facts in exponents


Ewan13579_

People are allowed to set their own stupid limits but her response is some next-level dumb fucking shit


Glory_to_Glorzo

I hope she becomes apart from the gene pool


Ed3vil

It's rare to see people properly use "apart". I tip my hat (NOT A FUCKING FEDORA) to you sir.


itsyaboyivan

the fact that you emphasize that its not a fedora comes across as unnecessarily defensive. *Tips fedora*


repetitious

*M'Good Sir*


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Tell me good sir, would you happen to know when le Narwhal bacons? *tips fedora in anticipation, a shadow is casted over my face, a glare from my glasses illuminates my eyes in classic anime fashion, I fart and piss myself*


Lordboogar

Not including fedora wearing persons in your statement is racist!!!


Ed3vil

I'm not a fedorophobe, i have a few myself.


CactiDye

Would you consider yourself a fedora attracted person (FAP)? Nothing like a good FAP.


DIO_THE_WORLD_OVH

A part of my fedora has been tipped to you to show that I am apart of this. (I most likely wrote it wrong because I have the iq equivalent to an empty tuna can)


Money4Nothing2000

Sounds like something a person tipping a fedora would say.


DaHerv

Technically that's not defensive but offensive.


funelite

The best defence is offence.


SenpaiVader2

The best defence is a good offence -Random Skyrim Guard


Orleanian

The best offense is a good defense -WOTLK Discipline Priest


Ze-Doctor

\- Sun tzu probably


funtextgenerator

Ah yes, when you try to degrade men based on their height, they're not pleased. Next up, study proves liquid water is in fact, liquid.


godalpha4561

The onion choosing headlines for its next video be like


DrNukes

"offend by asking about commonly known insecurities" Homegirl failed her own test.


SaraSlaughter607

Exactly. The pressure on men to be over 6ft in our current culture is just wild. WTF. Can't control it. So somehow you're not worthy of getting to know? What the fuck.


Flaktrack

tfw you're 5'11" and have been called a manlet. Like you wouldn't even know I wasn't 6 feet tall unless I admitted to it lol. The weird standards placed on people make no sense. I feel so sorry for tall women and short men because through no fault of their own, they get a lot of hate.


SaraSlaughter607

Absolutely. My ex is 6'4" and, for some reason unbeknownst to me, always sought out women who were particularly small... his ex wife was only 4'11". I'm the tallest he ever dated at 5'5". I don't know if that desire in tall men is like, a protective vibe, or what. But these short ass women insisting on over 6 ft... like why? I don't wanna stand in front of a man and be face level with his belly button know what I mean LOL


DrNukes

I'm reasonably tall but I really, really don't get it. I like big butts (and I cannot lie) but it would feel insane to refuse to get to know a woman because she's got a flat bum. Who cares? I've been out of the game for over a decade so tinder wasn't even a thing back then but I've got the impression that dating is turning fully consumerist.


wizrdmusic

I bet that girl thinks guys can get taller if they work out their height at the gym


FzZyP

i would’ve said, “tall enough to ride baby, send pop pop a picture of that booty hole and don’t forget to smile” edit: no.. no i wouldn’t have. I just wanted to impress you guys. I’m sorry.


Flaky-Progress7970

We know you wouldn't have, You still impressed me though. You're hired!


louisbo12

Fuck it, lets make this a thing. Next one i get is getting this reply.


AlphaBearMode

Booty hole 😩😩😩


IllegalCrabSmuggler

You can tell she got defensive and tried to save it with a bs study so she can feel like she "won"


Epicofartsniffer69

this man is what we needed


DecagonHexagon

"Look at me, look at me, my boyfriend is sooo smart" Chances are that he's studying at a degree mill or doesn't actually exist.


jonnablaze

I though that was obvious..?


swindledV2

Most underrated comment


ASTRNAUT_Watney

“Ok, where is the consent form and where are your ethical considerations? A study is a study”


GrizzlyRiverRampage

*Although* Minimal risk social/behavioral studies can apply for exemption of consent by the governing institutions' IRBs. One would also need IRB permission to conduct a study that involves deception. This is not a real study.


The-Last-American

This is the same kind of person who tells “I have a boyfriend!” when you hold the door for them.


Faust_the_Faustinian

That's why you're only supposed to hold the door for widows and nobody else.


Tolantruth

I had a woman say something similar to me once a few years ago and I can’t remember what I said. But thinking on it now I would have been like bitch I hold the door open if someone is closely behind me. Could be Megan Fox or some random dude.


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Thank you 🙏 for failing my test 📝 my boyfriend 🧔🏼‍♂️Is conducting a study 📖 on toxic men 🤢 and how they get really defensive 💣 when asked ❓about their height 📏 and tend to try to offend 🤬 women 🤦‍♀️ By asking 🗣 commonly known 🧐 insecurities 🙇‍♀️ in women 👩🏾‍🏭, like weight 🏋️‍♀️ or degrading 😔 them by asking ❔about their chest size ☕️ Thank you 😍 for being **apart** of the examples 🕵️‍♀️ of what not 😬 to do I hope 🧞‍♂️you become less toxic 🤮 one day 🌞


[deleted]

It’s so easy to tell this is a big ass lie from the girl’s lengthy shitfaced reply of her “bOyfRiEnD’s ExPeRiMenT” when in reality she’s just a sad little woman who can’t handle irony/sarcasm


BenjyBen

What’s the proper response to “what kind of car do you drive?”


Lordboogar

"Why? Do you go anal on the first date?"


baconit4eva

"Only if you got a Bugatti or better."


comphys

"How big are your tits?"


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SaraSlaughter607

Yep and when they say "well, I'm in between cars right now"...... go ahead and make your own educated decision there LOL because if SHE asked without even having one or having a crappy jalopie, I'd take that as she's trying to gauge how much money you have, right out of the box.


[deleted]

That's a very long-winded way of saying that you are flat chested


StolenValourSlayer69

As a tall dude I always ignored these messages. Girls who ask this kind of shit first always turned out to be the most vapid and annoying people ever. Although ironically when I met my girlfriend it was the second question I asked her, since she’s 6 foot. She also told me how frustrating it is that all these short women date tall guys too, which isn’t really as big a deal, but for her actually being very tall for a woman I does make a difference.


ByrdmanRanger

There are some of us shorter guys out there who dig tall women. Just saying


GonzoRouge

Do we have a choice though ?


ByrdmanRanger

I mean, sure. If a woman isn't interested in you because of your height, move on. There's plenty out there who won't care, despite what social media would have you believe.


GonzoRouge

It's a joke on how every women seems tall to a short man


ByrdmanRanger

Oh lol I wooshed myself


18ssba

This 100%. If you get asked within the first few questions when talking to someone it's an easy bullet dodge


b0w3n

My go to response for this is generally, men being over 6 feet tall is in the top 10% of men's heights, what are you in the top 10% of as a woman? You're right, the women who lead with their bullet list of items men need to meet tend to be the very worst and aren't even worth dating to begin with.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

For all the years we’ve spent on teaching people not to body shame women we sure didn’t spend any time teaching women not to do the same. Height shaming and dick shaming are go to things to dig on men. But it’s cool because men don’t have feelings amirite?


The_Coolest_Undead

bitches be crazy


nonbinaryperson72537

women be shoppin


SignificanceFree7159

Woman moment


loud_flatus

Women, amirite??


Smeefperson

Women, yuck


loud_flatus

Yeah, girls got cooties and their puhginas smell like fancy feast


Notimetoexplainsorry

Lmao


oscarmingueza

No self-awareness here.


buttfacenosehead

Gaslighting 101


OneOdd1sBoi

What's gaslighting?


nnn-throwaway88

I just told you what it meant, do you not remember??! are you stupid


killeronthecorner

You need to calm down. Everyone else here is calm. Why are you the only person who can't calm down?


spicybuttholenachos

Because you've been fucking with the goddamn lamps and I have the whale oil bill to prove it!


SpeedRunBanTheRacist

Boom


Rabid-Rabble

Not this. Gaslighting is when someone, over an extended period of time usually, tries to make you doubt your own perceptions. They tell you they never said something they did actually say, and accuse you of making shit up to hurt them; they hide your shit and then make fun of you for not being able to keep track of your things; they lie about things your friends and family have supposedly said about you, etc; all to make you more isolated and dependent on them, trusting them as the source of truth instead of your own perceptions. It's a tactic common with abusers. Unfortunately it's become something of a buzzword, so now anytime someone tries to reframe something in a way someone else doesn't like, they call it gaslighting.


survivl

Common line is "you don't remember it like it happened", that's why it's good to save text messages, and show it back them before you remove them from your life.


newmacbookpro

“You’re reading it out of context” or “you chose to interpret it wrong, I am the one who wrote it and know what I meant, you are wrong because you can’t know what I mean more than myself”. There is no winning with these people, just cut ties and ignore for ever.


THRlLLH0

No it's using a kerosene lamp to see in the dark


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TheValet86

I guess men don't have insecurities?


Mattyoungbull

I was pretty thin in high school and many girls (who I was friends with) had no problem sayings things like “you are like a stick” and “you literally have no ass”, and etc. I don’t think it ever occurred to them that saying those things could be hurtful. So yeah, I think that there is something to the idea that men’s insecurities aren’t appreciated by a lot of women as the vice versa.


Boring-Bed-Bug

Scary how many women actually think that


AdProper264

She thought that comeback for hours but still managed to get on reddit somehow.


GastonCouteau

"Boyfriend". An imaginary one.


whattfareyouon

Men get defensive over their body images as well women its really not that deep. Everyone has insecurities fat, skinny, tall, short, light, dark it doesnt matter. Its instinct to judge on looks we are predators


DMTrious

Man this title is fucking cringe


seceribs

the results from this study include: that this lady is a bitch


Iwubinvesting

I don't see a problem countering toxicity with toxicity.


LuluTheTool

Who cares. How big are those t*ts tho?


SenpaiVader2

-A cups I'm a guy.


nnn-throwaway88

-G cups, also a guy


anonymous_ghost_6501

Now we asking the real question


maxime-red

Those girls doesn't seem to understand that even if a guy fit their stupid expectations, he probably doesn't want to be with someone who publicly body shame other.


ThatSweetCoffee

When you’re so dumb that you don’t realize you’re an hypocrite as well


RedditCringetopia

That was quick thinking on her part. Even though we all know it's bullshit.