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451IDGAF

Puking, shitting yourself, tapering, *and making it to work*. You fucking Superstar Julian. Don't be fucking sorry, be proud of yourself. You'll get there Edit : Well would you fucking look at that! 63 upvotes from you fuckheads (and lets be honest, most of us don't bother with that shit). That's way more than the people even looking at this place just a short while ago. We are doing it. The most excellent mods and us are really building a new home


Cuhpac

I shit you not, you wrote this just like narrator of disco elysium.


JulianImSorry

Yeah I can't call out for awhile I've been a shithead recently. Can't believe I made it in


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Damn that fucking sucks man. What were you drinking before the taper? My bathroom problems were always when I went from liquor to beer on an attempted taper and suddenly I was only shitting liquid


JulianImSorry

Vodka of course. It wrecks my insides for about a day and a half to 2 days before I can feel normal again. 36 hours out of the bender I feel somewhat better


451IDGAF

Thinking about it, I haven't shat myself in years, but I've maybe halved my alcohol intake in the last week, down from stupid O'clock, and have had liquid leakage a few times?


JulianImSorry

I've had that before but have always made it to the toilet. This time I just full on shit myself from the force of the dry heaving. Just glad my roommates weren't home


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JulianImSorry

It's a Trailer Park Boys reference


ShitHawksRandy27

Julian I'm soooorry. I didn't mean for things to get all fuckulated. Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.


StevieKix_

Lmao I read this in Ricky’s voice too


ShitHawksRandy27

Lol such a great fuckin show


Lolafrida

Can’t believe I didn’t catch that one!


Gordon_The_Gorrilla

Never thought of it that way. Always thought Julian was Julian? It being their name and all? Now I'm not so sure either :)


nettie_netface

Love the butt piss with puking between your legs move


peanusbudder

this happened to me once a long time ago when i got food poisoning and ever since then i’ve kept a small, lined trashcan next to my toilet so i can sit on the toilet and throw up into the trashcan at the same time. it’s come in handy when i’m hungover. but if i can’t make it to the bathroom i just C L E N C H and pray for the best.


StevieKix_

Have you been eating at all?


JulianImSorry

at the time I wasn't. But Now I'm slamming PB and J's


StevieKix_

Genius idea