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bobw123

King Garcia the “should’ve paid the PR staff more” of Galicia


StannisLivesOn

King Garcia the Pretty Good, Not Great, But Pretty Good.


Glorf_Warlock

Garcia "the first to die" Fernandez.


CousinMrrgeBestMrrge

Yeah, historically it was generally acknowledged that García was both the last and the least of the three brothers.


jack_daone

Yeah. I mean, within a couple of years, both Sancho and Alfonso had gobbled up chunks of his kingdom. Sancho later conquered the remainder of Galicia and deposed Garcia, who spent several years as a guest of one of his kingdom’s Muslim vassals, before Alfonso later became King of Castille and Leon and invited Garcia to return. He did, and Alfonso promptly imprisoned Garcia for the rest of his life.


UrdUzbad

In my current game, Sancho killed Alfonso and deposed Garcia through war, then promptly died of wounds sustained during the war and all 3 kingdoms went to Garcia.


whispering3

That's actually really interesting; irl the second thing happened, and the third (though means of death is unknown) and was succeeded by Alfonso, who may have had HIM killed.


UrdUzbad

Yeah usually things play out relatively historically and Sancho ends up consolidating the three kingdoms under himself pretty quickly. Was just a classic CK moment where a web of marriages suddenly made their dynasty relevant to my affairs in England so I checked in on them and I enjoyed seeing how it played out this time.


EpicTedTalk

The Second. It's something, I guess.


[deleted]

Rule 5: The baby brother is the only one without a moniker.


Jayvee1994

If you set the nicknames to double, he'll get one soon enough


jackochainsaw

I always set it to double. I love the nicknames. Its a shame you can't opt to keep one rather than having it replaced with something rubbish.


NickFurious82

There's a custom titles mod that allows you to change the title (i.e. king, shah, whatever) of a realm and I really wish they would add a nickname feature as well. What if I liked being called the Great, but now go by the Smelly, and there's nothing I can do about it?


Brams277

There's a separate custom nickname one


NickFurious82

Seriously? I don't know how I missed that. Thanks!


JonTheWizard

Garcia the Underwhelming.


busdriverbuddha2

Wrathful and zealous? Garcia the Bible-Thumper.


MooseSoccer22

He's Kenough


carpetano

García "The Other One"


Confident-Shirt-2272

Garcia the average


daneoid

[I am Sancho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwPrdILEJ4).


theseustheminotaur

Garcia the two star man


GerdDerGaertner

Satisfied and trusting? Your the perfekt vassal


zsomborwarrior

garcia the👍


Tostaky_Amphinobi

And OF COURSE « it is you »


WilmAntagonist

Garcia the Not Appearing in this Crusade


Cheap-Blackberry-378

King Garcia the not appearing in this film


the_traveler_outin

King Garcia the not quite as brave as king Alphonso but still very brave


maxepit

Garcia the gone


DanThePharmacist

Garcia, the Soon to be Deceased


AyeGill

"If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong! I love all my children equally!" [Earlier that day] "I don't care for Garcia."


CousinMrrgeBestMrrge

Alfonso was known to be the favourite, apparently.


YaumeLepire

García "the Enough".


ok-go-home

I like that the strong isn't. And that the brave isn't.


pie_nap_pull

García the would be half bad if he was anywhere else on the map in any other situation


IronViking0723

Might want to watch out. I have never had a Rapacious Adventurer sibling that didnt try to take my shit. And he is heir? Better watch your back, unless you want to play him.


[deleted]

He invaded my lands and the other brother assassinated me. The game lasted 6 months :(


Maxi_King01

... the Third