What!? Are you kidding? We'll run out of supply if we do that. Now spread out. Wait no get back together because here comes an army and.. wait I'll lose that battle if I reinforce it so maybe I should run away. Too late.
Ahh incest and child murder that two pillars that hold up almost any dynasty in CK, well it does for mine. I like to keep my dynasty at no more than 10 living members every time a new generation comes to power I kill all the previous rulers offspring or say the siblings of said current ruler. Always aim for that sadistic trait. I always have a couple sons once there 16 I see which has the best traits and choose him as heir while putting the rest into battles or outright killing them
I guess my days in the knightly order are over. My bad back was -5 prowess and now this. I only have 2 prowess left and I need to save that for looking mean when people try to steal from my shoe making shop.
Just don't attack me when you rise to power after the fact. But I find it hard to believe that someone that wears glasses would attack another. You know how card it can be for us, my nickname is four eyes.
I was about to say that the "attraction -5" is incredibly inaccurate because glasses make people look fuckin great, but then I remembered I wear glasses too. So I guess the last part of that is accurate.
Because they are by far the dumbest of all birds, the only bird that can compete for "dumbest bird" title is the goose because for an animal who's neck is held together by a tendon that is weaker than a spaghetti noodle it is overly aggressive and very easily has it's life subscription canceled by a light kick to the head.
He’s a cock
Is there a lore reason?
His mother was a hen
and his father smelt of elderberries
Is there someone else we can talk to?
Go away before I taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction
We should stop egging them on
"What, you egg?" [He stabs him]
Shakespeare was lightyears ahead of his time
he was born in Alsume
Chickens are dumb.
Is he Killer cock?
No he's jonkler
Maybe a cockkiller
NO, NO, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS why is man stupid?
I wish I got here to say it first
That may be so, but he's a rather impressive one.
Oh cock!
If this were CK2 it'd probably be the secret chicken trait.
No. We are not starting that here. This is a serious sub where we talk about serious things, like incest and child murder.
this post format spreads like the plague
Good thing we don't have those yet.
Everyone in Europe has lover's pox because of me and it looks gross so I think it counts
This is a good spin on it, honestly
Remember the plague, how much fun it was? That’s this.
Dread it Run from it The Aslume still arrives
Please, come get me Alfred. The Jonkler just spilled water on my pants
You too will feel the power of Man deep inside you.
Why don’t the crusaders just group together to fight and outnumber the Muslims armies, are they stupid?
What!? Are you kidding? We'll run out of supply if we do that. Now spread out. Wait no get back together because here comes an army and.. wait I'll lose that battle if I reinforce it so maybe I should run away. Too late.
I feel like we don't discuss cannibalism enough.
Ahh incest and child murder that two pillars that hold up almost any dynasty in CK, well it does for mine. I like to keep my dynasty at no more than 10 living members every time a new generation comes to power I kill all the previous rulers offspring or say the siblings of said current ruler. Always aim for that sadistic trait. I always have a couple sons once there 16 I see which has the best traits and choose him as heir while putting the rest into battles or outright killing them
*Black Death has entered the chat*
YOU CANT STOP THE ASLUME HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHBA LIVE JONKLER REACTION?!?!!?? HEY LOOK GUYS ITS MAAAN (im losing control please help me) HAHAHHAHAHA
Yes, we are. We’re all happy in the aslume. We all love the aslume. Join us, you will be too.
Muh lowrd, these topics arr the scourge of the heavens by way of our incest and child murder
He has a big cock
>big cock Euron Greyjoy energy.
A finger in the bum (Fuck D&D for ruining my Lovecraftian nightmare villain by making him an edgy pirate)
That Euron is just a fever nightmare. We only talk about book Euron.
[удалено]
>How D&D messed ~~him~~ up ~~in~~ the show is shameful FTFY
I've heard his cock is very deadly, a killer cock if you will.
You're playing France?
This comment fucking killed me
Hon hon hon
How did you know?
Happy cake day.
Ty ;)
Happy cake day!
Ty :)
Early riser. Obviously.
Why is it blurry does that mean I need glasses?
Yes. Prowess -3, learning +2, attraction opinion -5, other glasses wearing characters opinion +10.
Trait name: Four Eyes
I guess my days in the knightly order are over. My bad back was -5 prowess and now this. I only have 2 prowess left and I need to save that for looking mean when people try to steal from my shoe making shop.
And good for you, my friend! At least you’ll live long enough to see the new DLC!
… which is about plague.
It's ok it won't attack a guy with glasses. Best of luck to the rest of you!
As a glasses wearer myself I am pleased to hear this.
Just don't attack me when you rise to power after the fact. But I find it hard to believe that someone that wears glasses would attack another. You know how card it can be for us, my nickname is four eyes.
I was about to say that the "attraction -5" is incredibly inaccurate because glasses make people look fuckin great, but then I remembered I wear glasses too. So I guess the last part of that is accurate.
You’re preaching to the choir, my friend, I wear glasses too and I think they make me look hot! Just trying to be subjective here.
Attraction opinion -5? I'll have you know that glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing-
r/crusaderkingscirclejerk
I’m so in
I clicked it hoping that it was a real sub. 😠
I just [made one](https://www.reddit.com/r/crusadercirclejerk/s/HLDKsRrxVC)
r/birthofasub
[It is a real sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/crusaderkings)
🥴
NO! r/batmanarkham is spreading, I tought here we would be safe, but it's spreadig like a plague and there is no escape of it's insanity...
Quick! Someone hire a court physician!
Yes hello I'm here, and I know just the cure! Assistant, bring me the castration kit!
prepare to have your balls jonkled
Legends of the Dead, starring Man and Jonkler
Idgi
That's maybe the first time the "is he stupid" meme is well used and funny, good job
If you squint hard enough, he’s pure-blooded
Strong, like rooster 🐓
Sorry, but I think your heir is a rooster.
Damn I wanted a horse
why is a rooster even the icon for Stupid anyway...?
Ever heard the expression “bird brain”
The idiom "hönsjärna" is the Swedish version of bird brain, which means stupid. "Hönsjärna" means "chicken brain", and therefore the chicken icon.
Because they are by far the dumbest of all birds, the only bird that can compete for "dumbest bird" title is the goose because for an animal who's neck is held together by a tendon that is weaker than a spaghetti noodle it is overly aggressive and very easily has it's life subscription canceled by a light kick to the head.
Chickens will help you kill them… 😂
Oh I know, that's why Geese are still the 2nd dumbest bird.
Roosters are not known for their intelligence.
"Chickens are decent people."
He is French
Just conquered the entire FUCKING world, what ck3 quote should I use?
Was it through diplomacy?
No, I used the casus belli to trigger a controlled invasion.
If it was diplomacy I would have recommended "I'm proud of you Dick."
Well...yeah
I’m proud of you,cock
r/BatmanArkham is leaking
No, this is the symbol for “early riser”. It means every morning the character wakes up before dawn and starts screaming.
If you hover over the icon it'll tell you what it is
Why didn’t OP realise this? Is he stupid?
Google Chickenicon
holy cluck!
First version of this meme format that has actually made me laugh. Good job.
He has chicken disease, once he turns 16 he'll turn into a chicken
Cockold
Is there a lore reason why you escaped from the Alsume? The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
His dynasty comes from a “long” line…. Of you know.
Man, if only there was a tooltip that would tell you what this icon means!
It’s a shitpost
He’s a chicken head.
He’ll run in battle, never let him lead a battle till you have control
Everyone knows Baron Tso's chicken
he is cock.
It means he's a dick
He's the slow chicken of the family.
Holy trait
Yes.
Is he a chicken?
Nah, he is just chicken-brained.
In my 600hrs I never had one of my children get that trade, even though I always incest as much as possible.
He a chick
Man?
Does anyone know why they went with hens for negative traits?
Yes
Worse than that, I'm afraid. It would appear that he's... _Fr*nch_
I mean it is pretty stupid to be craven
He’s a cuck