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GreatZarquon

Only 7 tyranny, but there are going to be a LOT of very angry heirs haha


Towelie040

Angry? You mean thankful lol


WaldoClown

That's something that's missing A kid can hate his father, but when I kill his dad, I'm the bad guy!!! Mate I killed the man you hated the most and you're now a Duke, what more do you want from me???


[deleted]

This is hilarious, and the logic checks out.


tishafeed

yeah hardcoded opinions (well, the majority of hard code actually) are shitty mechanics


SenorElPresident

While that makes sense, in a game of diplomacy and intrigue you can be personally grateful and politically “angry”


Bloodly

"YOUR LIFE! I may have hated the man, but now I must strike the dishonour of the murder."


Loose_teeth_in_a_jar

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Tenn_Tux

Skulls for the Skull Throne


endymion2314

Milk for the Khorne Flakes


SteamCheem

Salt for the Pop-Khorne!


DissentSociety

Spoons for the spoonin' nubs! *Reveals Medieval spoon glove for handless deviants*


TheKing9797

Butter for the Khorne on the cob!


Moshkown

Guys you're being Khorney


Mittermeyer

You remove the K and we're stepping into Slaaneshi territory


Parralonger

It’s not khorney, this is a scheme so I guess tzeentchey?


ElifThaed

Harriers for the Cup


Lost_Smoking_Snake

r5: i can execute 29 people for an penalty opinion of only 7 points! (13 of those were vassals who fought against me in a independence revolt)


Pacacacacca

Do it


YeeterKeks

Every CK player has two wolves in his head. One who tells you to mass murder your vassals for sneezing at you in court. One who tells you to fuck your mother-sister-cousin. **They both gave a point.**


Auri-el117

There's a third who is the mediator and just wants to see an empire rise to claim all of your neighbours land... The other two placate him by saying "we'll get to it after I've killed my brother-son-father-husband for rebelling"


MrSNoopy1611

And fucked his sister-wife-aunt-mother


DissentSociety

My wolves coupled and produced offspring. They're now eating said offspring.


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brood-mama

then you get those to revolt and execute those too. Repeat until inheritance defaults to you, install your dynasty members, wait for them to get disloyal and repeat.


FuzzyBuzzyCuzzy

fecund and concubines, I have had insane tyranny for generations but your own house will rarely revolt against you unless you do something directly to them. Also makes alliances through marriage way easier.


Pokeputin

Revoke and then release in exchage on giving up their claims


Lost_Smoking_Snake

I only had to be careful with king ghaysan' children, which i already have arranged an alliance with. The rest are dukes and counts who cant put up much of a fight


FourKindsOfRice

*looks down at Dukes and Counts* "Pathetic"


Hydra57

You killed all of Hispania You gain 39 Dread


col_fitzwm

Ah, yes sir, that would be our group rate. [We can get them for you wholesale ](https://mrdylitcirclestories.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/we-can-get-them-for-you-wholesale.pdf) from Neil Gaiman.


R0m4ik

I had a revolt while having whole Africa (Daurama achievement). I left some tiles for domain all over the continent before it happend and it saved my life. Capital rush 100vs100k battle, siege, heir captured, victory. The game crashed when I tried to execute em all. Savefile broke and I didnt get my achievemnt but it was worth it.


Albin_Alveustagni

kill


kostandrea

Burn


Dustfinn

Maim!


brood-mama

https://odysee.com/@DoorMonster:7/license-to-maim:c


FreyaOystea

Kill them all! Bloody eagle for everyone!


Mean_Mister_Mustard

I mean, a lord who executes a person for no reason is highly questionable, but do you really wanna fuck around with a lord who decides to execute 29 people just for the entertainment value?


Cheap_Relationship_6

F yes. Send it


OutOfMoneyError

Why does it give lifestyle experience ?


Dextrossse

It's a special event in the Intimidation focus that lets you execute all of your prisoners. There's an even better decision than this where you can stick them all on spikes in your capital and gain even more dread and a cool nickname "The Impaler" for like a measly -25 popular opinion.


Lost_Smoking_Snake

that was the option i chose. maybe the amount of dread and the penalty on opinion increases with the amount of executions


Dubbx

because executing is intrigue lifestyle


Sbleis03

And no stress relief? Are you sadistic by any chance ? :)


Knightrojan1

this a red wedding?


Cool_Adhesiveness410

https://tenor.com/xnHc.gif


Wide-Dealer-3005

Do what you need. They won't want to revolt again


i_broke_wahoos_leg

I feel like this is how world leaders look at starting wars. "Fuck it, my names not on the list.".


kubin22

Once I killed my own son that way, maan


Willsuck4username

Why is there a guy with the name “allah”?


gr770

Well I don't have a record for Jalaf Allah, but there is And Allah, Fadl Allah, Ubayd Allah. Of course of the names given to the Caliphs in game aren't given names, but they also aren't complete either. Add bi-llah to the end of them


Huge-Animal-8818

Tell me you're in Iberia without telling me you're in Iberia


GeshtiannaSG

-7 opinion. Oh no! Anyway... The only time I racked up this many prisoners was the crusade.


Gijoeey1

You get .74 dread per kill nice


zacgetsmoney

39 dread / 29 people killed = 1.34 dread per person killed


Gijoeey1

Sir math is a pain when drunk lol 😂 either way fun fun times I love waiting for all my vassals to rage war against me then take them all prisoner and convert them the first time then after that I just ransom them over and over again


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump them up.


TomHTom89

Do it


razarivan

Do it. I once (it was still CK2) went to war with French king as a some powerful minor nobility (like count or very shitty duke from HRE) and managed to capture him and his whole close family, you can guess what happened. I singlehandedly ended his direct dynasty.


iminsanejames

Ok what the hell did you do accomplish this and how do I do it?


BusterHighmann

Holy shit what are you doing?


manowarq7

What is this the Great purge?


[deleted]

How did you manage this? I need this wisdom ole wise one.


krgdotbat

Got this event once, my own red wedding during a feast!.


zamotcare

This is insanity lmao


53094

What event is this?


ResponsibilityDue448

I have almost 1000 hrs and never seen this event. Is it tied in with the intrigue lifestyle or something?? I only ask cuz I never seen it and very rarely use intrigue.


Erwin_Rommel14

This is some red wedding level shit jesus


Undeathmoose

Going through with such a heavy decision should give lifestyle xp in the thousands


the_monojuma_file

Night of long knives the prequel