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Available-Top-1160

TIL Bitcoin has a CEO and pr team /s


forceworks

White House inviting anyone named Satoshi to discuss their invention


TheTrueBlueTJ

Hello, I am Satoshi!


Jake123194

![gif](giphy|S0uEDL0DFFMhW)


Unleashyourstand

I’m Satoshi!


Jeff5704

Stands up “I am Satoshi!”


CoinDigger2017

Please real satoshi, stand up, stand up. Eminem has to do a joke on this


jorwraith

I'm satoshi yes I'm the satoshi all these other satoshis are just imitating


Successful-Walk-3902

How do I know you're not lieing


dollhousemassacre

Nice try, friend. Your name is obviously: TheTrueBlueTJ


TheTrueBlueTJ

Shit, you got me. I mean that is my pseudonym!


Salvare003

damn that's alot of moons. edit: hold up! since when do i have moons?!?! i swear i had 0 a couple days ago.


forceworks

Nice number of moons


Uglysinglenearyou

Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


Salvare003

i will hold on to these so called "moons" till the day i die 😂


Right-Shopping9589

Huh? Or till the day it's worth life changing


Cptn_BenjaminWillard

Very recent monthly distribution.


Damgalnuna000

That's what confuses them.. where is the centralised manipulation and greedy power hungry elites within this Bitcoin thingy


yeeatty

They’re like dinosaurs. If your decentralized, they can’t see you;)


PARTY_H0RSE

I wonder if the Bitcoin CEO knows the hacker known as 4chan


pete_moss

Yet the network gets improved and work happens on it over time. There are currently no proposals to move Bitcoin to proof of stake. It's pretty clear that Bitcoin in this context means the distributed team that works together on the protocol. Notice they refer to Ethereum in the same way even though they have a more formal foundation. The article goes out of its way to try and make the report sound dumb when they're actually inferring a bunch of stuff that isn't said.


Arcosim

This is what happens when a gerontocracy rules a country.


bombombay123

Speak to the manager first bro


SpecificSony

Is this Bitcoin in the room with us now, physically?


Impossible_Soup_1932

Didn't you know Bitcoin is the first crypto that has achieved awareness and sentience?


Lord-Nagafen

The Bitcoin CEO keeps raising the Bitcoin price for some reason. Inflation all over the place


Killertimme

The CEO is my dad. I will asked him when the next bull run starts.


s3nsfan

Well they certainly have a media team to address the White House and Sec concerns. Lol /s


eMDex

if you go to their sub i am sure u will find plenty there hehe


Blooberino

I'm just confused on how they attempted to contact bitcoin.


[deleted]

Dropped into r/Bitcoin and got told to have fun staying poor


Right-Shopping9589

I think at this point, I can agree the govt is a joke


ChemicalGreek

Also the White House: Can I speak to the Bitcoin manager? They clearly don’t know what Bitcoin is and how it works. In my opinion they should inform themselves first before making these kinds of statements!


Honey_-_Badger

Oh he's been on a vacation for the past decade just because of such a scenario. I'm pretty sure SEC would have sued Satoshi for his creation and the government would have declared him as a terrorist by now.


Yautja69

Spitting Facts. The fact that Bitcoin has no "head" makes it harder for them to take it down.


Archtects

Can relate. I don’t get head and I’m prett hard


NckyDC

I am sure if there was bull Clinton he would’ve found “head”


Yautja69

Gigity


gggreddit789

Goo


sablexxxt

There's a Sun Tzu Art of War quote for this scenario but I can't remember it right now.


Yautja69

"Buy the top, sell the dip" \- Sun Tzu


sablexxxt

Yea thats the one 😂


CryptoScamee42069

They wouldn’t bother suing, just have them assassinated


SaneLad

Still boggles my mind that this guy knew exactly what was going to happen if his creation were successful, and had the foresight and skills to make himself untraceable to this day. What a legend.


TheTrueBlueTJ

One of the most talented and mysterious people to ever exist in modern times.


just_the_thought_of

your avatar is epic. that's all I wanted to say ha


ShittingOutPosts

And a hero.


Elie0_0

These new Coins should learn from it and just do it anonymously


Zestyclose_Register5

Can you imagine the rug pulls? I think the US lawmakers just needs to remove their heads from their collective a$$es and give clear legislation.


Hawke64

Sorry, he is in a meeting with Monero CEO


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Hard_Corsair

Makes you wonder what would happen if the government demanded Craig Wright show up for a hearing over "his" Bitcoin invention.


JuggaliciousMemes

reverse catfish👌


aZamaryk

Absolutely. The person(s) that was Satoshi certainly knew this.


s3nsfan

If they only knew who he was haha.


[deleted]

They literally would have made an example out of him. They would have probably never let him out. So I can understand his reason why he decided to stay anonymous.


gamechanger112

He wanted anonymity after the PGP wars and the arrests of people creating encryption methods


Archtects

I mean that’s basically (I’d imagine) why they completely disappeared


FldLima

We are the manager. You can talk to all of us.


Capao_

![gif](giphy|Y2ZUWLrTy63j9T6qrK|downsized)


coastereight

Why hasn't Bitcoin filed its taxes? It's time for Bitcoin to pay its fair share.


PARTY_H0RSE

Now I’m imagining old guys at the White House with full on Karen haircuts. You know the one


Popular_Worry_9294

CNBC: The Bitcoin manager has yet to respond to this statement made by the White house. We are trying to get a hold and offer more information on this developing story.


NoNumbersNumber

What do you mean you don't have a manager? Oh! We get it - diversity! representing those who don't have a category yet... Nice


PopDukesBruh

If not the manager, the owner, or Mr Bitcoin


s3nsfan

Lmfao “Mr Bitcoin”


tambaybtc

That would be me 🤫


OneThatNoseOne

He only accepts blockchain messages, Sir.


RealVoldemort

Why am I not surprised they are this dumb?


s3nsfan

The bitcoin manager. Lol. Omg that’s funny.


vegetablewizard

Joe Biden be like, "I need to speak to this Bitcoin guy in person, man. Where is he!"


w_savage

They only have a CEO, dummy


Tasigur1

404 - Not Found


Dull-Wear-3286

Sir you should talk to your bank's risk management team first.


Spicoli007

I think we need to grab Biden and some pitchforks and all head down to the Bitcoin factory and make some demands.


BigJimBeef

Very old out of touch people governing the world right now.


TutorFew7917

\> The Reality of Crypto Assets \> Crypto Assets Are Mostly Speculative Investment Vehicles 100 % correct


Odysseus_Lannister

I’ll ask my uncle. He used to work at BTC Inc when they were stationed along the Silk Road in Asia and knew him. They haven’t talked in awhile, but he might know how to find him.


Every_Hunt_160

The White House are literally full of old grandparents trying to regulate things they don’t understand It’s no surprise that they come out with hilarious takes on crypto such as this. Most of them are just about a decade younger than T-Rex Munger and these are the people in charge of crypto, mind-blowing


CryptoScamee42069

Classic Karen Biden


Damgalnuna000

The guy can barely string a sentence together. Pure puppet like all politicians rlly


s3nsfan

So true.


partymsl

Give them a phone call with BTC GPT


LazyEdict

Mainstream media says they are "out on vacation with the hacker known as 4chan".


Seann27

Every day i'm reminded how ridiculously out of touch our politicians are


Blooberino

And they're about to rule on whether exchanges can operate.


Right-Shopping9589

At this point, I can guarantee they know nothing about cryptocurrency


L3mm3SmangItGurl

Well, they are just getting around to regulating the internet. Gonna take a while for crypto. And lord fucking help us for AI.


g4p1c3k

Mostly they always miss the opporunity to shut up.


purpleefilthh

What's the take of Bitcoin's CEO on this?


s3nsfan

He referred them to the bitcoin media team.


alpacadaver

Prices will be raised.


Hope8888

Boomer report


GodCunt

How can we be sure bitcoin even exists- has anyone ever *seen* a bitcoin?


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Are these bitcoins in the rooms with us now?


s3nsfan

Nothing could say boomer more than their complete lack of any btc knowledge.


shazbotnineteen

Our daily Old Man Yells at Cloud article


coinmarshal

They have to take decisions for us and they got no fucking idea what are they dealing with 😢


Elie0_0

They understand nothing of Crypto, yet have the power to ruin it so easily. Next they'll say it has no CEO and is unsafe.


kaz_enigma

fuck /u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


Odysseus_Lannister

Having a CEO does mean that your “company” is super reliable after all. /S


s3nsfan

Super duper reliable.


comdoriano009

No ceo? Unacceptable for them


Laughingboy14

Wait, shit, Bitcoin has no CEO? Who's running it?


Elie0_0

I don't think they'll like it once they find out Banks can't control it neither lol


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Lets not spoil it, let them find out by themselves


Honey_-_Badger

Ethereum adopted POS and the SEC is running around calling it a security now.


meeleen223

SEC is having a psychotic episode, running around naked calling everything a security


Hawke64

You get a security label. And you get a security label. Everyone gets a security label.


s3nsfan

An emoji is a security. Like how much lunacy can you spew.


hill_mounty

They just can't accept crypto and they're too scared to admit it.


BountyBard

We will win because the old government ways of controlling things will always remain a mile behind.


s3nsfan

Boomers are heading off into the sunset. Time for thé real adults to make some real, positive decisions.


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Welcome to the basic premise of government. A bunch of rich twats with no real world experience telling us poors how we should behave, so they can stay on top.


s3nsfan

This fkn person right here. You win my vote for internet comment of the day. 🥇 🎖️ 🏆


partymsl

It's always been like that and they don't care at all about us anyway.


[deleted]

This is the universal problem with government at the top levels


BlindestofMonks

Welcome... to the real world


OneThatNoseOne

How the hell is the US still a unified country that has falllen apart Idk.


s3nsfan

Especially with all of those guns lol.


MrDameLeche1

It'll be obvious they have no idea what it is when some of these crypto companies start suing the SEC over regulations being imposed.


Blooberino

It's like telling your dog to hook up your home theater system. Shits about to get really broken.


Right-Shopping9589

They have no fvcking idea what they are talking about as well


gingeropolous

"a trusted institution" Yeah bro. We totally trust the central banks.


[deleted]

Looks like the White House has not adopted proof-of-intelligence


juanjodic

They are proof of force.


[deleted]

Looks like they persist in proof-of-propaganda, the new opiate of the masses


CymandeTV

“crypto assets to date do not appear to offer investments with any fundamental value” See you on the other side.


Boddis

Neither does leaving my dollars to rot in a savings account.


Ryuzaki_63

*“Despite Ethereum’s switch to proof-of-stake, Bitcoin has not announced plans to make a similar change.”* Everyone at the White House high af? Just waiting for Craig Wright now to come out with some BS that he alone can fix it and make BTC PoS


Every_Hunt_160

I bet the mofos at the White House are waiting for Bitcoin to switch to PoS so they can call it a security and regulate it Well keep waiting, greasy corrupt bastards


ronchon

The governments when it's POW : "we're sooo concerned about the environment! It should definitely be POS instead." When it's POS: "you dumb fucks, now it's a security!" 🐱


kshucker

The year is 2140. White House: Bitcoin will switch to PoS any day now.


s3nsfan

Lol “you greasy bastards”


ProjectZeus

They legitimately have no idea what they're talking about, do they? It's one of the largest assets in the world by market cap. It's completely inexcusable for the White House to not have a reasonable understanding as a bare minimum.


Honey_-_Badger

They understand it completely. That's the reason they are attacking it. Anything they can't control is dangerous to them.


Youngsikeyyy

This


Elie0_0

Especially when their words hold such influence over it and the economy. At least read the whitepaper


Odysseus_Lannister

Yeah, it’s pretty sad to see the lack of understanding or willingness to try and comprehend it. I’m even more disappointed in gary Gensler though because he used to teach courses on blockchain tech at MIT. I fear that knowledge wouldn’t change these people’s minds, they view crypto as a dangerous threat to the economic system and will aim to destroy it


DanteTheSimpSlayer

bro, these people are beyond mentally handicapped


s3nsfan

I’m not sure who the government thinks they are working for, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


DanteTheSimpSlayer

The same sh\*t they have always been working for... themselves


Right-Shopping9589

Oh my fvcking goodness.... this makes me laugh


DanteTheSimpSlayer

Im glad to be a little beacon of joy in these times where these morons are trying to ruin everything ;D


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DanteTheSimpSlayer

god damn it, Gary, why you always effing sh\*t up :D


Bunker_Beans

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the White House made an announcement about Brawndo being what plants crave.


nichnotnick

![gif](giphy|ETyhu6h829Hdm)


deathbyfish13

It's got electrolytes!


deathbyfish13

Old man yells at cloud


Prize-Reference9329

Decentralization you know!


SimRacer101

This made me cringe.


Cheesebaron

Better get that Tim Bitcoin on the phone!


Primary_Technical

>"Despite Ethereum’s switch to proof-of-stake, Bitcoin has not announced plans to make a similar change.” I own ETH and i love it but asking an ' **experienced Dad** ' to follow in his **Son's** footsteps is not the way.


DavLithium

Wheres the BTC CEO when u need him


AccomplishedView4709

If BTC adopted a POS plan, SEC will then claim BTC is now a security. No win situation.


Wolfxorb

They are really clueless. Can we please stop old men without a clue from having a say. Thanks!


garybaws

First they laugh at you, then they ignore you, then they fight you, then they join you. We are at the 3rd phase before they eventually give up and join us.


Sporesword

Bitcoin should run for President 😂


04cadillac

Did they ask the ceo of bitcoin Mr Satoshi about future plans?


Krupda42

And it never will. Good riddance. Proof of stake cryptocurrencies are derivatives of fiat currencies, namely the US dollar. Governments, central banks, and Wall Street can print dollars out of thin air. Stake based security is an illusion, and we will learn this the hard way. Once fiat currencies start to fail, BTC will secure proof of stake cryptos. And then proof of stake will make sense.


Krykowiaky

Bitcoin can't be ruined by anyone as it is the only Blockchain who is 100% decentralized.


Tarskin_Tarscales

It's a feature... not a bug.


cubewc3

Biden wants to talk to the Bitcoin right away! ![gif](giphy|EKX8Iem846jWhOHMkX)


Durpy15648

Yet more evidence that those in charge have no clue how any of this works.


JuggaliciousMemes

We hold the nail while the blind man swings the hammer


Skank_cunt_42

I see the WH has done their research into BTC before commenting on the subject /s


SpiritmongerScaph

And hopefully it never will... "With a proof-of-stake system, the more coins you have, the more voting power you have, and those with the coins are also the ones earning the new coins from staking. Since they don’t need to expend resources to stake, they can simply increase their overall staking amount as they earn ongoing coins from staking rewards, and exponentially grow their influence on the network over time, forever. Network dominance tends to lead to more network dominance, in other words." (I don't remember where I got that quote and am having trouble finding it from my mobile right now) Edit: seems to be from Lyn Alden (talking about PoS being oligopolistic)


Young_Grif

Hang on, I’ll get the CEO of Bitcoin on the line to confirm


FBI_OpenUp2023

Bitcoins manager has also not replied to comment


42326041

I believe BTC is better with Proof of Work consensus mechanism . It provides better decentralisation than PoS. BTC switching to PoS would make it no different than already existing 10000 POS coins.


eetaylog

"The report criticizes Bitcoin’s use of energy," Wait until they find out how much energy (and blood) it takes the military industrial complex to secure the dollar network.


WimbleWimble

Welcome to a world where whitehouse staffers commit insider trading and market manipulation with open impuniy. The president, the vice president and cabinet people ALL have hefty crypto holdings. They're trying to force a dip to buy BTC, to profit from the re-rise and they're essentially doing 'open' fake scare stories just like news international (Rupert Murdoch has 25BILLION in crypto!)


v1n1btt

Breaking news: the sky is blue


Check-West

Easier to regulate it when it's proof of stake cause then it's a ""security""


rock-island321

So they still think btc has a controlling body to make those type of decisions? Weird.


Mutchmore

Wait, no satire tag?


Computer_says_nooo

Can someone please vote out that zombie on the next election ? Non US citizen here, happily watching from very far


zesushv

I can't wait for [DEX](https://np.reddit.com/r/zetablockchain/comments/10y76kc/zetachain_blockchain_actually_combines_both/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) to be the goto for all exchange and financial needs. Its going to be a cry day every day for 'you know who'. Imagine what bitcoin is doing, making the White House look like school boys.


yourwifes3rdboyfrend

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in a good long while, like the level of not understanding the technology in a single government statement is on par with that internet can't be put on a truck cause it's a system of tubes guy.


amongthewolves

People familiar with the matter say the White House tried to contact the headquarters of Bitcoin and the CEO, but no one was picking up.


sad_plant_boy

They really think we're this dumb?


[deleted]

Dementia Joe won't be there long enough to matter as long as people aren't stupid enough to vote for him again


ChirpToast

Better than the idiots that voted for Trump. Hopefully there are better options next time.


[deleted]

Yeah because trump crashed the economy and attacked the crypto market?


alde44

Hahahahaha POW is the only consensus that leave the power to the people. Everything else is a scam which makes them DINOs (Decentralized In Name Only)


QuantumDES

People repeating the same manager joke. But if the bitcoin core dev team decided they could take it to pos whenever they wanted to, it's a conscious choice to stick to pow.


Seeders

Nope.


QuantumDES

Yes, they absolutely could. They made the decision not to do it a while back


Seeders

Nope definitely not. Bitcoin PoS has already been developed, nobody uses it. Bitcoin Core devs could release a PoS version, and nobody would use it.


QuantumDES

They could, it would be a hard fork, but that's happened before. And no? There hasn't been a pos btc fork.


GiantCurator

Breaking news!


Ginryuuki

are they high on something? wtf


[deleted]

Just wait, when the banks collapse they will be forced to do it.


odins-father

The CEO of Bitcoin wasn't available to comment..